Wang Ye's expression changed when he heard Li Sanduo's words.
He thought that the people from Wudang Sect would be different from the others.
He didn't expect them to be even more ridiculous than Elder Zhu's.
They even said something as nonsensical as Yin Spirit Day Wandering.
That motherf * cker's soul was so powerful that it required even more.
Fortunately, he came back this morning.
If he came back a little later, who knew what they would say.
When the time came, it would spread like wildfire in Jinling City and he would have to move to another place to live.
Hiss!
Thinking of this, he said to Li Sanduo and the others, "Look carefully."
"I'm a human!"
"I'm not dead yet!"
Constable Zhao's eyes revealed a trace of doubt when he heard this.
He slowly walked forward and used his finger to check Wang Ye's breathing. Shortly after, he opened his mouth and said, "Mother …"
"He's breathing. He's alive!"
"Shopkeeper Wang is not dead!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Li Sanduo and the others revealed disappointed expressions.
It was as if they had missed something.
"Wait, what do you mean?"
Looking at the disappointed expressions on everyone's faces, Wang Ye couldn't help but be stunned. He then said, "What's with the expressions on your faces?"
"Are you that disappointed that I'm still alive?"
At this moment, Wang Ye felt the blood in his body rushing up.
When others came back from the dead, everyone would cry tears of joy.
Why did these people look so disappointed when it was his turn?
Were they eager for him to die?
"Actually, it's not that we're disappointed."
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Doctor Zhu scratched his head and said, "It's mainly because we thought we could eat a banquet this time."
"You came back from the dead. Doesn't that mean there's no banquet to eat?"
"That's right."
At this moment, Li Sanduo said, "I told Duan Sining before I left and told him not to start a fire."
"I'll bring him a portion when I go back."
"I've already prepared the oil paper packets."
As soon as he said this, everyone at the side nodded.
What the f * ck.
Hearing this, Wang Ye cursed in his heart.
It was no wonder that his descendants were so nimble this time …
It turned out that they were here to eat!
It seemed that after something happened to him, the first thing these people considered was not his own safety.
It was a f * cking banquet!
Thinking of this, he pulled Li Sanduo over and said in a low voice, "Li Sanduo, you're good!"
"To think that I saved you before. Is this how you repay me?"
"After hearing that I was in trouble, you brought oil paper packets to the banquet!?"
At this moment, Wang Ye's eyes were wide open.
He directed his Qi at Li Sanduo.
"Hey, Shopkeeper Wang, don't worry …"
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Li Sanduo said, "With your ability, as long as you don't want to die, who can kill you?"
"We know you're not dead, but wouldn't that expose your identity?"
"That's why we have to come …"
"Since we're already here, it's not too much to ask for a meal, right?"
Hearing this, Wang Ye couldn't help but be stunned.
What Li Sanduo said made sense.
For a moment, he didn't know how to refute.
Thinking of this, he turned to look at Doctor Zhu.
However, he found a meaningful smile on Doctor Zhu's face.
Understood …
Completely understood!
Seeing the meaningful smile on Doctor Zhu's face, Wang Ye's heart skipped a beat.
These two shameless old men didn't believe that he was dead at all.
These two people came to offer condolences on purpose …
Eating a banquet was the real deal!
Hiss!
Thinking of this, Wang Ye took a deep breath.
Immediately, he said to the crowd, "Okay, okay, everyone, let's go!"
"This is a complete misunderstanding. Everyone, go back first!"
"Don't, money-grubber Wang!"
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Shopkeeper Qian said, "Since I'm here, it's not appropriate for me to leave like this, right?"
"You played with our feelings for you, which made us very sad …"
"For this reason, it's not too much to treat everyone to a banquet, right?"
"If it doesn't work, we'll eat in advance. When you're really gone, we won't eat!"
!!!
Hearing Shopkeeper Qian's words, Wang Ye's body stiffened and his eyes widened.
He didn't expect Shopkeeper Qian to say such a ridiculous thing.
Eat first and wait for people to die later!
How could a reckless man like Shopkeeper Qian come up with such a wicked idea?
"You're a rich and reckless man!"
Thinking of this, Wang Ye waved his hand and said, "You're really a scammer …"
"How could you come up with such a wicked idea …"
"Still f * cking eat first!"
"What if you die in front of me?"
"Isn't that simple?"
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Shopkeeper Qian straightened his neck and said, "When the time comes, you can eat my banquet!"
"Since we're going back and forth, won't we be even then?"
Inwardly, Manager Qian's face was full of seriousness.
Hiss!
Hearing Shopkeeper Qian's words, Wang Ye took a deep breath.
Shopkeeper Qian was really reckless …
He talked about the matter of life and death as if it was a debt, and he was so damn calm …
It seemed that they weren't going to leave until they ate.
"Fine, fine, fine!"
Hearing Shopkeeper Qian's words, Wang Ye waved his hand impatiently and said, "Chen Chong, go to the kitchen and cook!"
"The banquet will start soon!"
Hearing this, everyone's face showed a trace of a smile.
This trip was not in vain.
At least they could eat!
Seeing the smiles on everyone's faces, Wang Ye narrowed his eyes.
He turned to A 'Ji and said, "A' Ji, take their share of the spoils …"
"Take their money?!"
Hearing Wang Ye's words, everyone's eyes widened.
"Nonsense!"
At this time, Wang Ye said with a serious face, "You're here for my funeral …"
"You can go to Jin Ling city and ask around. What kind of wedding banquet does not involve money?"
"Then you're not dead, right?"
Doctor Zhu screamed and said, "Even if you're not dead, it's still a funeral?"
"Aren't I doing as Shopkeeper Qian said in advance?"
At this time, Wang Ye said casually, "When I'm really dead, you don't have to come …"
"Think about it carefully, don't you think it saves a lot of trouble?"
"In the end, you're the ones who profited!"
Wang Ye's words were full of righteousness and sternness.
"That old miser …"
Just as Wang Ye was about to speak, Agy tugged at his clothes and said, "How much is the money?"
"Not much!"
Hearing this, Wang Ye laughed.
He raised three fingers and said, "Three taels of silver per person …"
"Three taels of silver!?"
As soon as he said that, everyone was stunned again. "This is f * cking more expensive than eating at your place!"
"Are you trying to extort money from us?"
"What are you talking about?"
Seeing everyone's reaction, Wang Ye said, "This is my funeral!"
"This is the only time in my life, so I have to take more …"
"After this, you won't have this chance even if you want to!"
Saying this, he said to Bai Luhan, "Little girl, close the door in the backyard. They have to eat today's banquet!"
"You didn't leave when I told you to just now. If you don't pay this time, don't even think about going!"
"Hurry up and pay!"
While speaking, Wang Ye's face was full of wretchedness.
Hearing this, everyone looked at each other.
Then, they began to take out money while cursing.