"I want your proof of identity, not to look at you …." Just as the policewoman said this, she suddenly paused, and even her body seemed to be paralyzed.
Because Ali raised his head in front of her.
His light blue short hair was blown by the wind as he shook his head. His clear blue eyes were as bright as the stars, his nose was high, his skin was white, and his lips were thin.
Other than perfect, it was difficult to find another word to describe this handsome face.
When he revealed a smile, everything around him seemed to lose its color.
Just because of his existence, this place seemed to have already become a painting.
Lan Jue's handsomeness was the perfect combination of heroic spirit and scholarly elegance. His features, however, were far superior to A-Li. The only difference was that A-Li was less heroic, and more gentle.
It was hard to imagine that a man could be so beautiful. Yes, only beautiful could be used to describe him.
"This is my proof of identity!" Ali pointed to his face, revealing a charming smile.
"You, you, you …." The policewoman's voice suddenly became trembling.
Lan Jue stood on the side, somewhat helplessly patting her forehead. She knew that by calling this kid, there would be similar trouble.
"Ah –" The policewoman suddenly screamed, her voice was so loud that Lan Jue and Ali were startled.
"Neptune!
You're Neptune!
Ah ah ah! "
The policewoman screamed crazily, and then quickly took off her helmet, revealing a charming face full of surprise. Although not particularly beautiful, she was full of heroic spirit.
However, at this time, her pair of eyes had completely turned into a heart shape, standing on the spot and jumping up and down.
"Shh!"
Ali made a shushing gesture to her, "You have to lower your voice, or else you won't be able to enjoy this moment alone.
Do you still need my proof of identity? "
"No, no need.
Your face is the best proof.
You look more handsome than on TV.
Wow, your eyes are so charming, your eyelashes are so long, almost two centimeters.
My God!
I can actually see you face to face.
I'm so happy, really, really happy. "
Ali turned around and took out a small square box from her luggage.
Then, as if by magic, he conjured a pen and quickly signed a few words on it before handing it to the policewoman.
"This is my newly published sound-and-light stereo album. Look, how about we take this as our fine?" Ali handed over the small box.
"This, this is for me?" The policewoman took it with trembling hands.
Ali began to wear a hat, scarf, and sunglasses familiarly.
Then, he walked forward and gently hugged the policewoman's shoulder.
But his body did not come close.
Then, he gestured to Lan Jue.
Lan Jue got back into the car, and Ali waved at the policewoman in the same posture as before.
"Ride faster.
I estimate that she won't be able to recover within a quarter of an hour. However, after a quarter of an hour, I fear that all of Skyfire City's police will be searching for traces of me. "Ali said indifferently.
It was as if she was talking about an extremely ordinary matter.
"What's so good about having a woman's face?" Lan Jue snorted disdainfully.
"Generally speaking, people who say that are just jealous.
In any case, more than ninety percent of the men in the three Major League Leagues have the same phenomenon as you, and the other ten percent like men. "Ali said leisurely, swinging her legs on the back seat of the bicycle.
"Be careful of disfigurement one day!" Lan Jue said maliciously.
Ali's voice suddenly changed, becoming a gentle and beautiful female voice full of grief, "If one day my face is gone, will you still love me?"
"Fuck me!" Lan Jue's hand swayed, almost driving into the ditch.
"Shut up!
Use that disgusting voice changing ability of yours again.
I'll throw you out. "
Ali's voice returned to normal, "You're injured, please behave yourself.
If I throw you.
The one who will be thrown out will be you. "
"Can we still be brothers?"
Ali's voice changed, becoming a female voice again, "Let's go for an operation, and then we'll be sisters!"
"Fuck … No wonder your dad named you Huali. Hurry up and go for the operation.
Ali.
Tell me, if you're really a woman.
What's the first thing you want to do the most? "
Huali said faintly, "To give our brothers a good time."
Lan Jue was silent.
After a long while, he seemed to come back to his senses.
With a deep look in his eyes, he said, "Good brother!"
When they returned to Skyfire Avenue, it was already evening. Lan Jue used his identity as a committee member to get a temporary badge for Huali.
The lanterns were lit, and the sun had not completely set.
Skyfire Avenue showed a classical and mysterious beauty.
"Wow, it's really beautiful here. I like this kind of classical feeling. No wonder you can live here for three years.
Ah Jue, your taste has improved! "
Lan Jue said lazily, "I used to have bad taste because I made bad friends like you."
"I'm hungry, what's for dinner?" Huali asked while looking around at the quaint buildings.
"What do you want to eat?" Lan Jue asked.
Huali said, "Anything!
Anyway, there are not many things in this world that I haven't eaten, so it's all the same to me. "
Lan Jue glanced at him, "Don't be so sure."
Huali's eyes lit up, "How about this, if you can take me to eat a delicacy that I've never eaten before tonight, I promise to do one thing for you.
Anything. "
"Can you change your sex?" Lan Jue asked sharply.
Huali took off her sunglasses, and her voice instantly turned into a moving female voice. Her clear eyes showed a hint of sadness, "As long as you're willing."
"Scram!" Lan Jue lashed out with a flying kick. Hua Li chuckled and jumped to the side.
"Don't use your acting skills on me.
Otherwise, even if my injuries get worse, I'll let you feel like being struck by lightning! "
As she spoke, Lan Jue opened her intergalactic communicator and dialed a number.
"What?" A deep male voice sounded.
"Is there something delicious?
I want something rare.
For two people. "Lan Jue said.
"Come on." The call ended.
The male voice only said four words, but Lan Jue was used to it. She smiled at Huali and said, "You're lucky.
Looks like there's something delicious to eat today.
I just don't know what it is. "
Huali said, "It's better not to know, so there's a sense of anticipation."
It was a small, narrow door, a quaint little house.
As soon as they entered, a faint fragrance wafted into their nostrils. It was like the scent of osmanthus, but much more elegant. It was a strange scent that seemed to seep into their souls.
"Southsea Huanghuali?"
Huali's eyes lit up with delight. He shot to the table in front of him and sniffed hard. He couldn't help but take a closer look at the table in front of him.
"What a perfect ghost face, a row of ghost eyes. Heavens!
There's tiger stripes over here, and such a big one.
It's a thousand different forms. No, it's magnificent.
It's so beautiful, so perfect.
How could there be such a big piece of wood in this world? "
"Quiet." A deep male voice sounded.
Huali looked up just in time to see the Gourmet in brown trousers, a black shirt, and a brown vest walk out.
The Gourmet paused when he saw him, clearly stunned by his appearance.
"Hello, I'm Huali." Huali politely rose to his feet and nodded to the Gourmet.
"Are you a man or a woman?" The Gourmet's next words made Huali's face go stiff.
"Hahahaha!" Lan Jue's laughter rang out.
Huali glared at him, then tilted his head back and pointed to his Adam's apple.
The Gourmet nodded. "That's good, otherwise it would have been a disaster."
Lan Jue smiled. "It's more or less the same now.
You're probably the only one who doesn't care about the outside world who doesn't know who this guy is. "
"That has nothing to do with me," the Gourmet said coolly.
"You know a lot about Southsea Huanghuali, right?"
Huali's expression changed quickly, and she seemed to return to normal in an instant. "Hainan Huanghuali, the most precious tree on our home planet. Every piece of furniture left from it is a priceless treasure. It's our best memory of ancient China.
It's also known as Xiangrosewood. It's not difficult to grow at first, but it grows very slowly. Only Hainan Huanghuali trees that have grown for hundreds of years can be used to make furniture. Even a two-hundred-year-old tree's core is only about the size of a ping pong ball. Only furniture made from the core can be called Southsea Huanghuali furniture.
This table of yours is more than one and a half meters wide, and nearly four meters long.
You'd need a Southsea Huanghuali tree that's at least five thousand years old to produce it!
Even in the Upper Yuan Era, I'm afraid it would be a priceless treasure, let alone now. "
"Sit.
No wonder the Jewelry Master brought you here. You have good taste. "
Huali sat down, her expression a little uneasy. "I know you wouldn't sell a priceless treasure like this.
How about this, if one day you have something you can't handle on your own, and you need help with something that's difficult enough, you can come to me.
If I can help you, then I just hope you'll allow me to visit this table often.
If you ever want to trade it for something particularly valuable, I'm willing to give you everything I have. "
"The last person who tried to bargain with me was kicked out by me," the Gourmet said coolly.
"Fortunately, your words aren't too annoying."
"Gourmet," Lan Jue said darkly, standing to one side. "He's right about one thing.
If one day you really want to find someone to sell this table, he is definitely the best choice.
His obsession with Southsea Huanghuali is unparalleled, and the wealth he wields puts him in the top three Major League players.
I don't think ten or eight s-ranked gems would be too much of a problem. "
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End of third watch. Asking for monthly votes.
(To be continued)