"Bang!" Tang Mi's hands slammed down on the keyboard, her eyes spitting fire.
She'd changed her account today to become a mecha swordsman. She'd done it for the fun of it.
There were many who did it. It was called a landmine, and whoever stepped on it was out of luck.
In response to this practice, there had been a proposal to introduce a DreamNet real-name system. Everyone could only have one account, but the DreamNet management committee had yet to approve.
After all, this was a major initiative that involved all three Major Leagues. It wasn't an easy decision to make.
Tang Mi never would have guessed that today's whim would turn into something like this.
Just who was that Nooblet guy?
Bastard, this guy was a bastard.
He actually knew the Cattle-butchering Bladesmanship that had no practical significance at all. How bored was this person? He actually used this bladesmanship as a landmine. This was a blatant humiliation!
Tang Mi had never experienced anything like this before. She thought back to how she'd been reduced to a pile of spare parts in the blink of an eye. She wanted to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
"Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?! "Tang Mi sat in the sim pod, her voice raging with rage.
She knew this person had to be on campus. Otherwise they wouldn't have been able to enter the Mecha Combat Center.
This was DreamNet's specialized area, and could only be accessed through a specialized simulator.
But the school was so big, where would she go to find this Nooblet?
Tang Mi took a deep breath. Her good manners allowed her to calm down quickly.
This enmity was irreconcilable!
She quickly raised her hand and pressed the button on the intergalactic communicator, quickly dialing a number.
"Xiao Mi?
What's wrong? "A deep male voice answered from the other end.
Tang Mi gritted her teeth. "I don't care where you are. Find a simulator and enter the DreamNet Mecha Combat Center right now. I've been humiliated!"
"Huh?" The voice sounded surprised. "Elementary Mecha Combat Center?
Xiao Mi, you're not going to be a landmine again are you?
I've told you before, don't do something so pointless.
Why won't you listen?
What?
You encountered other landmines and suffered losses? "The deep male voice quickly analyzed the general situation from Tang Mi's words.
"Are you coming or not?" Tang Mi roared.
"Are you serious?" The man with the deep voice was even more surprised. "How can you not wet your shoes if you always walk by the river?
Calm down.
I'm busy. "
"Tang Xiao, your sister was abused by the Cattle-butchering Knife Technique. If you don't come and avenge me, you're dead meat.
I'll immediately tell Qian Lin about how you wet the bed when you were a child until you were ten years old. You won't have a chance at all.
Don't think that you can take advantage of Qian Lin's annulment of engagement.
I don't have the ability to help you, but if you want to talk about destroying it, hehe! "
"Give me three minutes!" Tang Xiao's voice instantly became serious.
The communicator hung up, and Tang Mi's expression softened. She reentered DreamNet.
Just you wait, Nooblet. If I can't take care of you, then I'll find someone to take care of you!
After all, Tang Xiao was an Emperor-class, second rank pilot.
I don't believe it!
"Bang!"
Lan Jue's treacherous blade plunged into the back of her ninth opponent's head, ending the fight.
Ninth, complete victory!
Just one more and I'll be in the intermediate area.
If Ah-Cheng and the others knew I was a landmine in a place like this, their jaws would drop to the floor.
Lan Jue smiled strangely.
But then again, being a landmine is pretty fun!
Hehe.
It's been a long time since I've had a proper mecha training session. It looks like when I get back, I'll log into DreamNet and get some exercise.
In the beginner area, it's not even a warm-up session.
Still, the training and coordination between the hands and the brain are pretty good.
In a month's time, he should be able to return to peak condition.
For the past three years, his training had been stagnant.
His Discipline would improve on its own, but his mecha piloting was something he'd rarely practiced. Although many of the techniques were already ingrained in his bones, he was still rusty.
Tenth match. Enter.
Light flashed, and he entered for the tenth time.
His opponent was a swordsman mecha, and a blank one at that. It hadn't undergone any modifications.
He'd only encountered this sort of situation once in the previous nine matches, and he'd dealt with it with a Butcher's Dismemberment.
That was the only time Lan Jue felt anything.
Little fresh meat.
Three words floated above the head of the swordsman mecha.
How shameless could he be, daring to come up with a name like that?
Lan Jue found it funny.
But shamelessness was fine. Shamelessness meant good mental fortitude.
"You're the landmine, aren't you?" A voice called out. It was deep and melodious, with a magnetic quality to it.
Since entering the beginner area, this was the first time an opponent had spoken to her.
Lan Jue didn't respond.
"If you're a landmine, you should be prepared to be bombed.
You bullied my sister, so I'll sentence you to death by a thousand cuts! "
The swordsman mecha, Little Fresh Meat, took a step forward, did a cross step, and did a 360-degree turn. He held his shield in front of his chest, and pointed his titanium alloy sword at the sky.
"Am I handsome?" The deep voice sounded smug.
As expected, he was a shameless fellow!
Lan Jue was speechless.
"If you don't answer, I'll take it as a yes.
I'm going to make my move. "As he spoke, Little Fresh Meat suddenly sped up, taking big strides in a straight line toward Lan Jue.
Lan Jue narrowed her eyes. Interesting.
This guy was very familiar with mecha piloting.
He didn't waste any speed.
Although he was a little poor, he was still quite capable.
"Hey, brother, I ran into something today," Little Fresh Meat said to Lan Jue as he ran forward.
Lan Jue was stunned. Wasn't this guy here for revenge?
What did it have to do with me if he ran into something?
Little Fresh Meat continued, "Today, a classmate in our class suddenly wanted to fart in class, and it was definitely a loud fart.
Then she thought of a brilliant idea. She would slap her hands when she farted to cover it up.
So she suddenly slapped her hands, and the whole class turned to look at her. Then she farted loudly … "
"Pfft!" Lan Jue burst out laughing.
Huali's sword flashed, and at that moment, it shrouded him in a flash of light, sealing off all possible escape routes.
Under the cover of the dazzling sword flashes, a sinister and wretched Groin Kick ruthlessly kicked between Little Rookie's legs.
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