"Humph, I'm Gu Han's first Sword Maiden, and I'm his rightful wife. I sleep with Gu Han every night, so this title should be named after me. Do you have any objections?" Qidian took the initiative to attack. She spoke with the aura of an empress.
"Nonsense!
Qingpin is Guhan's first Sword Maiden! "
Qingpin protested. "Also, Qingpin sleeps with Guhan at night. She sleeps with Guhan much more than you do. Qingpin should be Guhan's title!"
"Pervert!
You sleep with a kid like Qingpin every night! "Zhu Xian looked at Guhan in disdain after hearing Qingpin's words.
"You're overthinking it. I put Qingpin in my room every night, but she always shows up on my bed the next day and shoves her feet into my mouth. I can't do anything about it!" Guhan explained with a bitter smile.
"Isn't it just sleeping?
I've slept with Guhan too. This title should be mine! "
Xuan Yuan Sword floated in the air and muttered. She was the only Sword Maiden who didn't have her own female form. She could only speak in her original form.
"Come on, you're not Guhan's Sword Maiden yet. How dare you fight for Guhan's title?"
Juexian slapped Xuan Yuan Sword away and said loudly, "I think we should use my sister's and my name as the title!
Sword Spirit of Slayer, it sounds so nice! "
"What's so nice about it?
Killing and severing, people would think that our family's Gu Han is an assassin! "
Qidian rolled its eyes and pulled Juzi's arm. "How about this? Let's call him Sword Spirit of Orange. It sounds so nice!"
"You're all in a group, aren't you?"
When Yi Tian saw this, he immediately pulled Qingpin into his arms and announced loudly, "Then Qingpin and I will be together, and we'll be called the Pure Heavens Sword Spirit!"
"Yes!
This Pure Heaven Sword Spirit is not bad, much more reliable than the Sword of Extinction Sword Spirit and the Orange Dot Sword Spirit! "
Hearing this, Guhan couldn't help but nod. This Clear Heavens Sword Spirit was probably the most pleasing title Guhan had heard so far.
"Then we'll call ourselves the Fish and Water Sword Spirits!"
In the end, Douyu had no choice but to pull Past Water Sword, who didn't want to participate in the battle, and formed a group with Past Water Sword.
As a result, the original battle situation became a battle between pairs. The Sword Ladies huddled together and started a new round of quarrels. As the battle situation became more and more intense, the Passing Water Sword and Juzi Sword that did not intend to join the battle were abandoned by their teammates. Douyu Sword and Qi Dian Sword reunited to form the Raindrop Sword Spirit. Tsk tsk, the battle situation could be said to be unprecedentedly tragic.
Faced with this situation, Guhan was helpless. He never thought that a title would cause his Sword Ladies to quarrel to this extent. Every Sword Lady wanted Guhan to use their own name as the title. If it was possible, Guhan wanted to smooth things over. For example, he could choose a word from each Sword Lady's name as his own title.
However, the problem was that Guhan currently had nine Sword Ladies. If he chose a word from each of them, it would probably be called "Clear Water Sword Spirits, Dou Juzi Sword Spirits".
Well, if this title was made known to others, Guhan would be the first to go crazy.
Since ancient times, titles had always been two words. Guhan didn't want to be unconventional on this point.
"Alright, all of you give up. I won't use your names as my titles!"
Even an idiot could tell that if Guhan used one of the Sword Ladies' names as his title, Guhan would completely offend all the other Sword Ladies. Therefore, Guhan would never do such a thing!
"Bastard!
If you don't want to use our names as your title, you should have said so earlier. We almost got into a fight. Don't ruin the harmony between us sisters! "
Hearing Guhan's words, the arguing Sword Ladies said in unison. However, Guhan was so embarrassed that he could only smile bitterly.
"How about this!
I won't be biased. Each of you can think of a title that has nothing to do with your name and give it to me. I'll put it in a secret box and use the title of whoever draws it. That's the fairest way. What do you think? "
In desperation, Guhan could only use this method that seemed the smartest, but was actually the stupidest.
Everything would be decided by the heavens.
"Okay!"
"That's a good idea!"
The Sword Ladies said in unison. In reality, the Sword Ladies were only fighting to prove their position in Guhan's heart. However, they would never get a result if they continued to fight like this. It was better to leave everything to the heavens. That way, no one would gain an advantage.
"I'll give you five minutes. Each of you write your name on this poker card and put it in this box!"
Guhan took out nine poker cards and a box and distributed the poker cards … As for Xuanyuan Sword, which could not transform into a Sword Lady, Guhan asked Juzi to write it for Xuanyuan.
The fastest one was Juzi. In just ten seconds, Juzi handed the poker card to Guhan. Guhan took a look and his eyes lit up. "Chaos Sword Spirit!
This is a good title!
Since the sword art I created is called 'Chaos Sword Art', it's great that my title is Chaos! "
Seeing this title, Gu Han patted Juzi's head happily. Although he really wanted to use this title called Chaos, since he had promised the other swordmaidens to draw it, Gu Han had no right to go back on his words. He had no choice but to put the poker card into the box and pray that it would be drawn out.
"I've written it too!"
To Guhan's surprise, the second one to hand in the paper was Douyu. This little guy's handwriting was not bad. Although it was a little immature, it was better than the writing of his peers.
"Heaven Fighting Sword Spirit!"
Guhan looked at the title written on the poker card and thought it was a good title. His whole life was the process of fighting against heaven. "Well, I can draw this title too."
Xuanyuan Sword was the one to hand in the paper after Douyu. On this poker card, written by Juzi, there were two extremely arrogant words, "Human Sovereign Sword Spirit!"
"What do you think?
Isn't it domineering?
It's awesome! "
Xuanyuan Sword said proudly, "Let me tell you, Guhan, you must have the domineering aura of a Human Sovereign. All the humans in the world will belong to us, and all the beauties in the world will also belong to us. When the time comes, we'll split the beauties in half … By the way, I only like beauties with big breasts. Those flat-chested lolis will belong to you!"
"Belong to you my ass!"
Guhan flicked the blade of Xuanyuan Sword with force. The title of Human Sovereign sounded very domineering. If Guhan ascended to the throne and became an Emperor Sword level sword wielder, no one would dare to stop him from using this title. But now, he was only at Spirit Sword level. It was estimated that Long Shi Jiandi, who lived not far away, would be the first to object, unless he, Long Shi Jiandi, was willing to be led by Guhan.
"Kill Sword Spirit?"
"Kill Sword Spirit again?"
The fourth and fifth to hand in the paper were Kill Immortal Sword and Extinguish Immortal Sword. As a result, the titles they proposed were exactly the same. Moreover, they continued the titles that they had decided during the quarrel.
When Qidian and the other Sword Ladies raised their objections, Extinguish Immortal Sword said eloquently. This title of Kill Sword Spirit was not the name of any Sword Lady, and it was not within the scope of Guhan's restrictions. Of course, it could be used normally. Moreover, Guhan did not prohibit two Sword Ladies from proposing the same title. Therefore, all their actions were within the scope of the rules. It was a correct and legal action.
The other Sword Ladies could not win against these two cunning guys. They could only let the other side put the playing card room with Kill Sword Spirit written on it into the box.
"That's it!"
Extinguish Immortal Sword shook its fist. In this way, the probability of Kill Sword Spirit being chosen was 2/9, which was the highest probability of the title.
"Guhan, how do you write the word 'love'!"
Suddenly, Qingpin raised his head and asked Guhan. In the end, Guhan saw a little face that had been painted black … Qingpin did not know how to write at all. Not only did he get his hands covered in ink, he even rubbed the ink on his face. In the end, he looked like a little mud man.
The playing card was also covered in ink. The word 'Qingpin' was written crookedly on it. However, Qingpin did not seem to know how to write the word 'love', so he raised his head and asked Guhan in distress.
"Do you want to add the word 'love' in the front or the back?" Guhan asked Qingpin with a bitter smile.
"In the front!
In the front! "Qingpin raised his hand and flung the ink on Guhan's face.
"So you want me to call it Love Sword Spirit!" Guhan smiled even more bitterly. What was this?
Love Sword Spirit?
If Guhan took this title, his reputation would probably be completely ruined.
However, a gentleman's words could not be taken back. Although his heart was extremely resistant, Guhan finally found a new playing card and wrote the words "Love Sword Spirit" on it for Qingpin. Under the supervision of a silly smile on Qingpin's face, he put the playing card into the box.
"Hehe, Qingpin and I are good sisters. Seeing that we often drink together, I'll make it the same as Qingpin!"
Perhaps seeing the bitter smile on Guhan's face, Yi Tian, who had always harbored ill intentions towards Guhan, rolled her eyes and wrote the words "Love Sword Spirit" on the playing card that she had not touched for a long time. Then, she proudly handed it to Guhan.
"Hehe!" Guhan laughed dryly. He could only helplessly put the playing card into the box.
"Thank you!
My good sister Yi Tian! "
Qingpin happily hugged Yi Tian, and the two of them rolled together. Qingpin's little face kept rubbing against Yi Tian's. In the end, the two of them turned black together.
"Retribution!"
Guhan snorted, then looked at Qidian and Shishui. Until now, only these two people had not handed over their playing cards.
"There's half a minute left. If you exceed this time, don't blame me for canceling your chance!"
Guhan urged. As a result, Qidian immediately handed over its playing card. Guhan fixed his eyes on it.
"Unparalleled Sword Spirit?" Guhan raised his head curiously and looked at Qidian in front of him.
"Guhan, you will always be the unparalleled person in my heart!
There will never be a second you in this world. You are my everything! "Qidian said affectionately.
"Qidian!"
Gu Han was touched, and the two of them naturally hugged each other. The atmosphere had been brewed to an excellent point. Just as the two of them were about to have a romantic kiss, an uninvited guest interrupted all of this.
"Here you go!"
The uninvited guest handed the playing card in his hand directly in front of Guhan, and inserted it between Guhan and Qidian's lips, completely blocking the two hungry lips.
"Well done, Shishui!
Piss off these two shameless people! "Jue Xian clapped and cheered. Qidian rolled its eyes meaningfully.
"Shishui, what's the origin of this name?"
Guhan looked at the title written on the playing card, and his face showed some confusion. Guhan recognized the two words that formed the title, but when these two words were put together, Guhan did not recognize them.
Guhan had never heard of this word on the playing card, so he could not help but ask Shishui.
"I don't know either!"
Shishui shook her head and said faintly, "This is what my father told me. He said that this is a name that can change the world."
"Yes!"
Guhan nodded noncommittally and put the playing card into the box. At this point, the nine playing cards with seven different titles were all put into the box. All the swordmaidens looked at the wooden box, eager to know which card would win in the end and become Guhan's title.
"I will throw this box into the sky, and then I will fight against the sword qi. The first card that falls to the ground will be the winner!"
Guhan told all the swordmaidens the rules, and then threw the box into the air without hesitation.
In the next second, a sword qi directly hit the box, and the entire box was smashed into pieces. However, the playing cards in the box were not damaged at all. After floating to the highest point, they began to slowly fall.
It could be seen that Guhan's control over his power was extremely exquisite. There was clearly a sword qi that hit the box, but the playing cards in the box did not seem to be affected at all. They continued to rise according to their original inertia for a period of time, and finally lost their inertia at the same time, and slowly fell down like a leaf.
"Which one is it?"
The swordmaidens stared closely at the playing cards that fell in the air. Very soon, a playing card stood out and was slightly ahead of the other playing cards. If there were no changes, this playing card would definitely be the first to fall to the ground.
"Mine!
It's my playing card! "
Yi Tian suddenly shouted happily. Just now, the playing card flipped slightly, revealing the words written on the front … It was clearly the two words "Ai Qing" written by Yi Tian.
"Qingpin, we won!
We won! "
Yi Tian and Qingpin excitedly hugged each other and shouted, while the other swordmaidens' faces were filled with envy. They were all sword experts, so they had the ability to determine the trajectory of the playing cards. They had clearly confirmed that Yi Tian's playing card would fall first, and Yi Tian and Qingpin were definitely going to win!
However, nothing in this world would go as smoothly as imagined. The Heavenly Sword's poker card, which originally had a slight advantage, seemed to have been disturbed by some kind of airflow. It suddenly stopped in the air for less than 0.3 seconds. However, this 0.3 seconds was enough to change the world. The poker card that was originally in second place instantly replaced the Heavenly Sword's position. In the end, it was the first to land on the ground, and was immediately grabbed by Gu Han.
"Cheating!
Someone is cheating!
Someone is using sword qi to disturb my playing cards! "
This scene instantly caused Yi Tian to explode. She jumped out angrily, pointed at all the swordmaidens and shouted, "Who is it!
Who is using such a shameless method to cheat? Come out, I'm going to beat you up so badly that even your mother won't recognize you! "
"Enough!"
Guhan forcefully knocked Yi Tian's head. "No one is disturbing you, you're the one who's disturbing you.
I saw it clearly, if it wasn't for you hugging Qingpin and jumping around, there wouldn't be any airflow disturbing your playing cards! "
As the saying goes, don't be happy too early.