Sword Waifu - Chapter140

"Why would I want to kill you?"

Lu Ban retorted. Guhan and the others were speechless. Lu Ban snorted coldly and said, "Call Aardwolf over. Although he's from Japan, his courage and fighting spirit are outstanding. Unfortunately, his talent is too poor and he's too stupid. Does he think that he's the only one who's sober?"

"So, Master Lu Ban, you're also sober?" Guhan asked.

"Hehe, it doesn't matter whether I'm sober or not. What's important is that I just want to do some interesting things in this world. I can't be bothered to deal with the affairs of your future generations and those muddle-headed guys."

Although Lu Ban said that he didn't want to ignore it, the loneliness in his words was obvious.

Strictly speaking, Guhan and the others could be regarded as Lu Ban's descendants. If not for the fact that they had no other choice, who would be willing to fight with their own descendants?

"Then, Mr. Lu Ban, what is filth?" Guhan asked the question that he wanted to ask the most.

"Filth!

Is that the name Aardwolf gave it? "

Lu Ban muttered, "What is filth? I can't answer you because that filth is hanging on me now. If I answer you, my carefree days will be over.

Why do you have so many questions? From now on, I won't answer any of your questions! "

"Ahem, I'll explain the rules of passing through the maze.

As you can see, you're now in a classroom of the graduating class of 2016 that I've meticulously restored. So this time, the theme of passing through the maze is the college entrance examination! "

As soon as Lu Ban's voice fell, six cards suddenly appeared in the classroom. Upon closer inspection, they turned out to be the answer cards for the college entrance examination.

"These six answer cards are Chinese, Mathematics, Geography, History, Physics, and Politics.

Each of the six of you can choose one as your subject! "

"After each of you chooses your subject, you will take the corresponding exam. After you pass the exam, the sum of all your scores will be your final college entrance examination results."

"Actually, Chinese, Mathematics, and History are 150 points; Geography, Physics, and Politics are 100 points.

If you meet this score, you'll be able to pass the maze directly. If you meet this score, you'll only need to go through a simple test. If you get 450 points, you'll have to face a slightly more difficult test. If you get 400 points, you'll have to face a very difficult test. If you don't even get 350 points, there's no need to struggle anymore. You'll be sent straight to hell!! "

Seeing this, everyone should understand why Magic Pen repeatedly confirmed with Guhan how his history was. The last time he came here, the Guardian Planet in charge of history had scored a zero, causing the entire team to be annihilated and stay in hell for an entire day. Even now, some people would still dream of that terrifying scene.

"I choose mathematics!"

Steelboy was the first to jump out and snatch mathematics. Judging from his impatient attitude, mathematics was probably the only subject he was interested in.

Tsk tsk, I didn't expect such a burly man with a low IQ to be able to play mathematics.

"Captain, I got 20 points in mathematics last time. At least I didn't hold everyone back …" Good heavens, out of a total of 150 points, he dropped 130 points. Such a guy actually had the nerve to snatch mathematics!

However, Magic Pen obviously knew Steel Centipede's situation very well. Steel Centipede could only get a few points in mathematics, but he was basically blind in other subjects. Mathematics was the best choice for him.

"Okay, mathematics is yours!" As soon as Magic Pen's voice fell, the answer sheet representing mathematics floated to Steelboy's table.

Steelboy quickly covered the answer sheet, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it from his hands.

"Captain, I'm still the same. Politics is mine!"

Hongyu chose the second subject. It was very strange that Hongyu would actually choose politics … Thinking about it, it wasn't strange. When women played politics, they could make men want to die.

"Us siblings will take Geography and Physics!" You Sicong also made his choice.

"Brother, why did we choose Geography and Physics … Siyu doesn't know Physics!" You Siyu hugged her brother's waist and asked her brother with big, watery eyes.

"Sister, because Physics and Geography are both reasonable, they were the best pair of brother and sister in their previous lives!" You Sicong hugged her sister and answered affectionately.

These two people's words made sense, and Guhan couldn't refute them.

"Then, Language is mine!"

Magic Pen took out one of the remaining two answer sheets. The full name of Magic Pen's game was Magic Pen Lancang River. With such a poetic name, he should be good at literature.

Magic Pen took Language, and the rest of the History was naturally Guhan's.

After the six people finished choosing, Lu Ban said, "I wish you all the best in the Golden Roll and fail Mount Sun …"

Hey, Grandpa Lu Ban, you can't use the words' Golden Roll 'and' Sun Mountain 'together … A certain someone didn't even have time to complain because the next moment, a hole suddenly opened under the chairs the six of them were sitting on, and all six of them fell through the hole.

…

"Quack!

Finally, someone came to talk to Grandpa Dark Crow, Quack Quack! "

When Guhan stood up again, he found himself in a room with walls on all sides. There were no windows, but there were four doors. Above Guhan's head, a crow was cawing.

"You're called Dark Crow?" Guhan looked at the crow above his head, "Why do I feel like you're a Wood Crow?"

"Can't a Wood Crow be a Dark Crow?

Foolish humans! "the Dark Crow shouted in its broken voice.

"Listen well, Lord Dark Crow is your question maker. You must answer ten of Lord Dark Crow's questions correctly to get the full score of 150 points."

"Please give me the question." Guhan made an inviting gesture.

"Quack Quack!

First question, multiple choice: In ancient times, there was a comic called "That Year That Rabbit". What is the author of this comic?

A: It's a Crow B: It's a Rabbit C: It's an Eagle D: It's a Stupid Snake. "

"Quack Quack, you have thirty seconds. Once you have the answer, open the door you think is right, Quack Quack!"

After listening to Dark Crow's words, Guhan noticed that the four English letters ABCD were written on the four doors of the room. Guhan only needed to open the correct door.

"What if I open the wrong door?" Guhan thought for a moment and asked.

"Quack Quack, you only have 20 seconds left …" Dark Crow's voice made Guhan's ears hurt badly.

Guhan didn't ask Dark Crow anymore. He went straight to the door of Option D, pushed the door open, and walked in.

"Boom!"

After Gu Han entered Room D, the door behind him slammed shut. Gu Han took a closer look and found that this room was almost exactly the same as the original room. There were no changes. At the same time, there were no windows, and there were four doors with the words A, B, C, and D written on them.

"Quack Quack!

Congratulations, you got it right. But how do you know that the author is a snake … "Dark Crow asked curiously.

"If I answer this question, can you answer one of mine?" Guhan asked.

"Quack Quack … This question is very serious … Think about it carefully … Quack Quack."

Dark Crow pretended to think for a moment, but in fact, it couldn't resist the temptation of curiosity. "As long as it doesn't involve an answer, and Dark Crow knows it, Dark Crow will answer you!"

"Then I'll continue with the previous question. What happens if I open the wrong door?" In exchange, Guhan asked his own question.

"Quack Quack!

You and the cute Yuan Kou will have a battle of love … Quack Quack! "This Dark Crow's mouth was really stinky.

"The reason is very simple, it's because snakes don't have roots!" Gu Han said out of the blue.

"Quack Quack, although I don't understand what you mean, it sounds very powerful!" Dark Crow excitedly flew around, as if he was even happier than if he got it right.

"The second question is also a multiple choice question: In ancient times, the apple represented four different things that changed the world. Which of the following four things is not represented by the apple?

A: Newton, B: Mobile phone, C: Apple, D: Small apple. "

Logically speaking, this question was very difficult … It was really very difficult. Even with Guhan's knowledge reserves, he was still stumped by this question.

Apart from Option C, the other options were all nonsense.

Guhan had heard of Newton before. It was obviously the name of a famous football player … A famous football player who even kicked the earth once, how could it be related to an apple?

There was also B, how could a mobile phone be related to an apple?

Could it be that a mobile phone could eat an apple … Wait, thinking of a mobile phone eating an apple, Guhan suddenly recalled the mobile phone that he picked up in the "Wudang Peak" instance. It seemed that there was an apple with a bite on the back of the mobile phone …

Bingo, it turned out that this was the foreshadowing. Everything really had its own destiny … He just didn't know what the hell the white mark on the mobile phone was … Apple juice?

Or a white apple?

As a result, Guhan only had to choose between A and D. In the end, under the urging of the Dark Crow, Guhan chose D.

Guhan smoothly passed …

"Quack Quack, why did you choose D? The answer to this question, even Lord Dark Crow himself doesn't know!" The Dark Crow continued to fully display its curiosity.

"Because of the small apple …"