Perhaps only the demons themselves knew how hard it was for them to live in this alternate dimension.
The most delicious thing in this alternate dimension was the Longevity Fruit that was made up of pure protein. The only source of meat was those pitiful humans.
And this alternate dimension was a place that lacked oil and salt. There were no seasonings, and the only cooking methods were barbecue and boiling. What delicious food could there be?
Therefore, when Guhan took out the dimensional bag full of food, all the demons went crazy and started to fight for the delicious food.
Among all the food that Guhan brought, the one that was consumed the fastest was not the meat that Guhan had expected, but the green vegetables … If these demons wanted to eat meat, they could occasionally eat one or two humans.
However, it was impossible for them to eat vegetables because it was impossible for any vegetables to grow in this alternate dimension that was filled with magma.
"These useless fellows were actually fooled by a mere leaf!"
Seeing that her subordinates were fighting for the food that Guhan had brought, and some of the demons were even fighting over a few plates of vegetables, the Goddess of Wudang said angrily.
"Senior Sisters, please don't be angry anymore. Junior Brother will apologize to Senior Sisters and let Senior Sisters taste these things!"
Guhan smiled and took out some golden food from another dimensional bag and sent it to Lady Yun Xiao and the Goddess of Wudang.
"What is this?
Did you put poison in it? "The Goddess of Wudang immediately said warily.
"Senior sister, you must be joking. Is there any poison in this world that can be placed in senior sister's poison?
This is just an ordinary cake, it's all a little something from junior brother! "Guhan said with a bitter smile.
"…" The Goddess of Wudang did not believe Guhan's words. Instead, she looked at the cake in Guhan's hand even more warily.
"Let me try one!"
What the Goddess of Wudang did not expect was that a fragrant wind blew past her, and the piece of cake in Guhan's hand disappeared without a trace.
"Senior Sister Yun Xiao, what are you doing?
What if this bastard poisoned it? "
Seeing Lady Yun Xiao eat the cake in one bite, the Incongruence Divine Mother said anxiously.
"I believe that my Ninth Junior Brother will not harm me, his Senior Sister!"
Yun Xiao chewed the cake in his mouth and revealed an intoxicated expression. He smiled and said, "What's more, with Ninth Junior Brother's ability, if he wanted to harm us, he could have just done it. Why would he waste so much effort?"
"Hmm … This cake is really delicious. Can I have another one?"
Lady Yun Xiao quickly swallowed the entire cake and looked at the rest of the cake in Guhan's hand with envy.
"Of course, these cakes are specially prepared for you two Senior Sisters!" Guhan said with a smile.
"Good Junior Brother, really good Junior Brother!"
Yun Xiao praised Guhan and quickly snatched the remaining cakes from Guhan's hands.
"F * ck!
Senior Sister, don't eat it all by yourself. Let Junior Sister have a taste of what it tastes like! "
The Incongruence Divine Mother had actually smelled the fragrance of the cake long ago. When she saw that almost all the cakes in Guhan's hands were eaten by Lady Yun Xiao, she immediately snatched the last cake and stuffed it into her mouth. She bit it hard and flew into the sky.
"Oh my god!
There's actually such delicious food in this world! "
The Incongruence Divine Mother recalled the delicious food in her mouth and was so excited that tears almost flowed out.
Not to mention after falling into this alternate dimension, even during the primordial era when the Jie School was at its peak, she had never eaten such delicious food.
"Junior Brother, do you have more?
And this egg … egg … cake … "The Incongruence Divine Mother asked anxiously.
"Yes, but not much!
These are prepared for me. There's not much left even in the human world! "
Guhan smiled bitterly. Then, he took out all the remaining cakes in his dimensional pocket and gave them all to the two Senior Sisters.
Guhan was lying through his teeth. This was not a precious cake at all. It was an egg cake that Guhan bought from the most ordinary cake shop. Before the apocalypse, it would cost one yuan for two pieces and five yuan per kilogram. Of course, the Incongruence Divine Mother and the Incongruence Divine Mother did not know that. They felt that it was the most precious thing in the world when they tasted the shocking delicacy in their mouths.
Then, one of the two senior sisters said that Yun Xiao had eaten a few more pieces of cake, so she should have more of it now. The other one said that this was a different group, a yard was a yard, and this time, it should be divided equally … These two senior sisters who had worked together for thousands of years almost fought for the sake of Gu Han's cake.
Yes, thousands of years of sisterhood could not even compare to a piece of cake.
Alright, this was actually just an interesting joke. With the relationship between the Incongruence Divine Mother and the Incongruence Divine Mother and the Incongruence Divine Mother, they would definitely not fight over a small piece of cake.
However, it was undeniable that the deliciousness of the cake had completely attracted the cravings of these two ancient demons.
After eating seven to eight pieces, they realized that there was not much left in their hands. They kept it carefully and planned to eat a piece when they were hungry in the future.
"Senior Sisters, you don't have to be stingy. It's just a small amount of cake. I don't have any more. However, if I can't satisfy both of you, it'll be my fault!"
Gu Han smiled and said, "Junior brother has already given the order to my subordinates, at the latest the day after tomorrow, there will be more cakes being sent in, I guarantee that both senior sisters will be satisfied!"
"Good Junior Brother!
Senior Sister thanks you so much!
I appreciate your kindness! "Incongruence Divine Mother spoke first.
"Good … Good … Junior … Junior Brother …" The Incongruence Divine Mother struggled for a long time before she finally said it.
"Fellow sect members, humans are my people. Please give me face and don't harm humans in the future.
However, I promise everyone that in the future, food like today's will be sent here once every month. Everyone will be able to eat the delicacies that have been meticulously cooked by us humans. What do you guys think? "
Guhan suddenly flew into the sky and spoke to all the demons with a voice that echoed throughout the alternate dimension.
"Great!
This is great!
This is great! "
"That's right. If we can eat such delicious food every day, who would be willing to eat that sour human flesh!"
"Long live the Ninth Grand Master! Ninth Grand Master is great!!!"
When the demons heard Guhan's words, their resentment towards Guhan for stopping them from eating human flesh disappeared instantly. They began to praise Guhan loudly.
"This Ninth Junior Brother really knows how to win people's hearts!"
The Incongruence Divine Mother said sourly when she saw how Gu Han managed to win the favor of almost all the monsters with just some food.
"If you're not happy, why don't we work together to chase Ninth Junior Brother out!" Incongruence Divine Mother looked at the Incongruence Divine Mother and said naughtily.
"Forget it then … I haven't had enough cake yet …" The Incongruence Divine Mother immediately gave in.
…
After the chaos in the day, Guhan successfully resolved the grudge between him and all the disciples of the Jie Sect through food diplomacy. At the same time, he became the VIP of the Jie Sect. That night, everyone held a feast for the guests on the square and held a joyous bonfire party.
Guhan even took the initiative to apologize to the Incongruence Divine Mother and Incongruence Divine Mother and Incongruence Divine Mother. He even said a lot of witty words. Only then did the Incongruence Divine Mother smile and officially admit that Guhan was their Ninth Junior Brother and a member of the Jie Sect.
With the approval of the Incongruence Divine Mother and Incongruence Divine Mother, Guhan officially joined the Jie Sect. The atmosphere of the party reached its climax. Guhan happily played some games passed down from the Primordial Era with all the demons and sang the songs of the Primordial Era. In the end, they even got drunk together.
Of course, it was not only because of the food. If Guhan did not suppress everyone with his strength and make all the demons speechless, the food diplomacy would not have been as smooth as it was today.
In the following time, Guhan stayed in the alternate space with the excuse that he wanted to catch up with his Senior Sisters and understand the situation of the Primordial Era.
Apart from learning the knowledge of the Primordial Era and the spells of the Jie Sect every day, he would drink and chat with the demons.
Guhan's status in the alternate space increased rapidly. Very soon, he was on the same level as the Incongruence Divine Mother and Incongruence Divine Mother and Incongruence Divine Mother and Incongruence Divine Mother were not unhappy about this. After all, Guhan's strength was there, and he was the real Ninth Junior Brother. It was only natural that they were on the same level.
"Junior Brother Guhan, what is your ambition?" After a day of drinking, Incongruence Divine Mother suddenly asked Guhan.
"Senior Sister, why are you suddenly asking me this?" Hearing Incongruence Divine Mother's question, Guhan asked curiously.
"Nothing … I just feel a little emotional when I think about how we waste our time here every day …" Incongruence Divine Mother sighed. This answer was normal, but it gave off a strange feeling.
"Alright, since Senior Sister asked, I'll answer truthfully!"
Gu Han smiled and downed the wine in his cup in one gulp. "My dream is very simple. I want to end the chaos in the outside world and eliminate all the Yuan bandits … At the very least, I want to eliminate all the filthy and polluted Yuan bandits. Then, I want to lead the humans to rebuild their homeland.
I want to let every human walk safely on every piece of land in this world. They don't have to worry about being eaten by someone at any time like now! "