"Ding Dong, you have a new message. Please check it."
"Ding Dong, you have a new message. Please check it."
"Ding Dong, you have a new message. Please check it."
After waking up from his deep dream, Guhan was bombarded by a series of notifications. Without thinking, Guhan knew that these messages were sent by that stinky Toad. In his 18 years of life, Toad was the only friend and best friend he had.
"Guhan, did you add Sudan Red to your Sour Popsicle? It actually got an SSS rating. You don't know, but the World Channel and forums are going crazy."
"Damn, why did you set up the settings to reject anyone from adding you? Hurry up and add me as a friend. My name is' Toad Who Eats Black Chicken White Phoenix Pills'. Hurry up and add me as a friend. I'll introduce you to a girl."
"Little Hanhan, don't be so tsundere. Hurry up and add me as a friend …"
"Hey, Little Hanhan, don't tell me you're still online … Forget it, I'll go to your house to find you."
"Little Hanhan, I'm currently in the tea room downstairs. You better come over in half an hour. Otherwise, we won't be friends anymore. I'll really, really break off our friendship."
This information was transformed into neural signals through the personal terminal and transmitted directly to Gu Han's mind. It was as if there was an extremely loud cicada, constantly screaming in Gu Han's mind.
Guhan looked at the time of the last message. It was sent 27 minutes ago. There were only 3 minutes left before the deadline for Toad to break off their friendship.
Although Guhan felt that he didn't really need this noisy bad friend, he still packed up and slid down from the 190th floor to the first floor using the slide in the living room.
That's right, he slid down the slide. In a place like the base city, where tens of thousands of people could fit into a square meter of land, the hives were usually built up to a few hundred floors. Elevators couldn't meet the needs of the residents. Therefore, the simpler and more convenient slide became the first choice for these residential buildings.
There was no need to worry about accidents happening if the slide was too fast. This was a maglev slide technology from the year 3001. Safety was guaranteed.
The first three floors of the low-rent residential building where Guhan lived had been developed into various commercial properties. The Fleeting Life Teahouse was the only place on these three floors where one could have a quiet conversation. However, it was extremely expensive. A cup of black tea for an hour cost 100 RMB. This was not something that could be compared with 2000 RMB. It was almost the purchasing power of 100 RMB in 1990.
Guhan immediately saw his best friend sitting by the window, facing the table with his head down. Who knew what he was playing?
"Stinky toad, what are you playing at?"
Guhan plopped down in front of his best friend and glanced at the image projected by his personal terminal. It turned out to be a gentlemanly mobile game.
"I'm feeding my wife radium … Ever since she reached level 100, she's been eating a thousand aluminum for every meal … I can't even feed her anymore," Toad said with a sad face.
Toad was playing a nuclear weapon personification game. It was currently the most popular mobile game on the market.
"Then give your wife to me. I'll feed her," Guhan said with a smile.
"No, if you want to die, I'll fight you to the death if you dare to touch my wife."
Toad made a fierce expression at Guhan, then put the game away and took a sip of the black tea. "Tell me, what do you want to drink? I'll call the waiter to bring it over."
"The usual, a cup of green tea.
But let's make it a deal. Today's tea is on you. "
"Sure, it's no big deal. I'll treat! Fine, I'll treat!" The toad patted its chest generously and agreed.
"Song Hama, you've become so generous."
Gu Han said in surprise. This toad had always been a stingy person. Eating a piece of organic pork would cause him to nag for a month or so. Today, he actually agreed to treat them to a meal so generously. It was really a miracle.
"Tsk, let me tell you, Sour Popsicle. Your grandpa is no longer the poor toad I was before. Your grandpa is now a rich toad!!"
Toad raised his head and puffed out his chest. He was filled with heroic spirit as if he had defeated the tyrant and the poor peasants.
"Looks like you've earned quite a bit in the game!"
Guhan didn't need to guess to know that this toad must have earned a lot of money in the game. Otherwise, with his extremely loser attitude, it would be a miracle if he could earn money in real life. "That's right, Sour Popsicle.
"That's right, Sour Popsicle. You don't know this, but I've met an awesome big sister in the game, and she's a super beauty. Ever since I started hanging out with her, I've been eating delicious food, using good swords, and flirting with pretty girls. It's like heaven on earth. Let me tell you, once the game is online, add me as a friend immediately, and I'll introduce her to you. From then on, we'll be comrades in the same trench."
In just a few sentences, Song Hama had exposed his original intention of recruiting Guhan.
"I'm not going!"
Guhan rejected without a second's hesitation. "You know my personality. I can't get along with that big sister of yours."
"Don't. Don't you know that in 'Sword Maiden Online', you can't even think about clearing dungeons, fighting battles, and reclaiming one's homeland without a reliable party?
Let me tell you, Guhan, this big sister of mine is a real person. She's beautiful, has superb skills, and knows how to command. I, Toad, promise you that our party will definitely become a super sword party in the top 100 rankings. "
Song Hama's spittle flew everywhere as he spoke. However, Guhan turned a deaf ear to him. He picked up the cup of green tea that had just been delivered and took small sips. From time to time, he would use his hand to block Song Hama's spittle.
Song Hama spouted nonsense for a long time. Seeing that Guhan remained unmoved, Song Hama gritted his teeth and decided to reveal some shocking information to intimidate this arrogant fellow.
"I'll tell you in secret. Don't tell anyone else!"
Song Hama moved closer to Guhan's ear and whispered, "Our big sister has successfully synchronized with the Sunset Sword, which is ranked 88th on the 'Famous Sword Record'. She is now a sword wielder of the famous sword level.
On the 'Famous Sword Record', the expert ranked 197th on the 'Famous Sword Ranking' is our big sister. "
The 'Famous Sword Record' was a ranking of famous swordsmen compiled by busybodies on the forum. It took more than 500 years and hundreds of revisions. All the sword wielder basically expressed their approval. There was basically no objection to the ranking, and the accuracy was as high as 95%.
Correspondingly, there were also the 'Ancient Sword Record' of the ancient swordsmen, the 'Treasure Sword Record' of the treasure sword level, the 'Spiritual Sword Record' of the spiritual sword level, the 'Immortal Sword Record' of the immortal sword level, and the last 'Emperor Sword Record'.
The 'Famous Sword Record' was the ranking of the famous swordsmen, while the 'Famous Sword Ranking' was the ranking of the existing famous swordsmen. It was divided into the real ranking and the virtual ranking.
The real ranking was the ranking of the famous swordsmen in the real world, while the virtual ranking was the ranking of the famous swordsmen in the game.
"Oh, the Sunset Sword, ranked 197th, so amazing!!"
Guhan praised without any sincerity, "But I still have the 17th 'Famous Sword Record', the King of Yue's Gou Jian Sword.
Toad, I don't want to repeat myself. No one can be my, Guhan's, boss, not even big sister. "
"Sour Popsicle, with your lousy talent, you still want to have the King of Yue's Gou Jian Sword!
Come on, you!
You're not giving me any face? "
Song Hama directly thought that Guhan was bragging. He never thought that this guy would really get the King of Yue's Gou Jian Sword.
He said with dissatisfaction, "Brother, I asked you to join me. Don't you want to be brothers in the game and fight together?
Get rich together?
Become a real sword wielder together?
Sour Popsicle, aren't we good brothers!! "
"Of course you're my brother!"
Guhan put down the green tea and said with sincerity, "Without you, there wouldn't be me, Guhan. You'll always be my brother."
"Alright, then you'll be with me, your brother. We'll fight together." Toad took advantage of the situation and said.
"Fighting together is no problem.
Toad, you can form a team with me, fight together, and build a sword sect together. Why do you have to be under that weird big sister? "
"…" Toad didn't say anything and looked at Guhan helplessly. "You really don't want to join my current team?"
"If that big sister of yours is willing to join my team, it's not impossible."
"F * ck, you're just a new ancient sword wielder. What kind of team would you have?"
"I'll have one soon. With my, Guhan's, ability, do you think I can't form a team?"
"I say, you …" Toad still wanted to say something, but at this moment, his arm went numb. His personal terminal rang with a very popular song recently. "My big sister is calling. I'll talk to you later. I'll take the call first."
Unlike the phones of the 21st century, communication in the 31st world could be done at the level of the nervous system. There was no need to make any sound. Song Hama closed his eyes and nodded continuously. After a few changes in his expression, he opened his eyes and ended the call.
"Alright, let's talk about whether you want to join my current team or not. My big sister wants to talk to you face to face. You have to give me face!"
"That's fine. Set a time and place and I'll go with you."
"Right now, we'll go to your house and enter the game. I'll bring you to see big sister."