Helping Qingpin brush his teeth wasn't an easy task, especially since Qingpin liked to move around while brushing his teeth. His small hands were struggling so hard that the toothpaste foam was all over his body. However, when Guhan finally finished brushing Qingpin's teeth, the tent's door was pushed open. Song Hama and Liunian Ling came together with their sword lady.
"Wow, so cute!"
Seeing Qingpin brush his teeth adorably, Liunian Ling couldn't help but want to get closer to Qingpin. In the end, she was flung back by Qingpin's two mouthfuls of toothpaste foam.
"You impolite thing!"
Gu Han pinched the poor man's nose, and then poured a mouthful of water into the poor man's mouth, which was filled with white foam because his nose was pinched.
Qingpin rolled his eyes and the water in his mouth began to roll.
"You're not allowed to drink it … spit it out."
Guhan saw through Qingpin's trick and instantly slapped the back of Qingpin's head, causing Qingpin to spit out a mouthful of saliva.
"Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, stinky Guhan, I hate you to death …" Qingpin pounced into Guhan's arms and rubbed his mouth on Guhan's clothes. He rubbed all the white foam on his face onto Guhan's body before he was satisfied and jumped out of Guhan's embrace.
This cute and funny scene made Liunian Ling, Song Hama, and Zhuyun Tie laugh. Only Tianwen Sword, who was behind Liunian Ling, frowned and looked at Qingpin with disgust. Perhaps in the eyes of the cold and holy Tianwen Sword, Qingpin's behavior was a complete disgrace to the sword lady.
"Okay, you're done brushing your teeth. Let's go eat. It's almost 12 o 'clock, and we have to gather at 1 o' clock. I don't want to go mining with an empty stomach." Liunian Ling smiled.
"We brought food."
Guhan pointed at the table full of bento. These bento had been prepared by Wen Meiyun the night before. Wen Meiyun had been busy until around 2 o 'clock in the morning for these bento. Just the several hundred kilograms of natural pork that she had prepared for Qingpin made Wen Meiyun so tired that she almost fainted.
However, Wen Meiyun's bitterness had finally come to an end. When Guhan found out that they would be leaving the city for five days, he gave Wen Meiyun four days off so that she could go back and take care of her daughter. This made Wen Meiyun shed tears of gratitude. The reason why she was willing to give up her pride to be a personal maid was because she didn't want her daughter to suffer anymore.
"Hey, what's so delicious about these cold things? You don't know, there's a restaurant in this camp that specializes in selling a special kind of meat. The taste is many times better than pork. I'll take you there to have a taste."
Liunian Ling smiled and persuaded. Guhan had no interest in this kind of food that had a taste that was better than pork, but Qingpin was different. Hearing Liunian Ling's words, she instantly drooled.
"Let's go, Guhan, let's go and have a taste!
Qingpin wants to have a taste! "
Qingpin grabbed Guhan's hand and begged. Guhan's biggest weakness was Qingpin. How could he resist Qingpin's pleading? He nodded and agreed. However, he added, "Last time when I was hospitalized, you treated Qingpin to a meal. This time, it's my treat. You're not allowed to refuse, otherwise, I won't go."
"Okay, no one will refuse a good thing that doesn't cost money!" Liunian Ling nodded. Behind her, Heaven's Inquisition helplessly lowered his head.
…
The place that Liunian Ling brought Guhan to was not a restaurant, but a street stall that was set up along the street. However, this street stall was very popular. All the tables were occupied, and Guhan and the rest couldn't even find a seat.
"Let's go, there are no seats left …" Seeing this scene, Guhan wanted to go back, but Liunian Ling pulled him back. Then, she took out a dining table and five chairs from her dimensional pocket. This guy really doesn't look like a direct descendant of the Liunian Family. Which young master or princess of an aristocratic family would have a table in their dimensional pocket?
"Sirs, what would you like to eat?"
The stall's waiter seemed to be used to seeing swordsmen who brought their own tables and chairs. He quickly scurried to the table and asked.
"Hand over the meat that's hundreds of times tastier than pork!"
Qingpin, who was sitting on the table, raised his hand and shouted. The waiter smiled when he saw the cute Qingpin. "Alright, how much would you like to eat?"
"Just give me 20 catties first. If it's not enough, I'll add more!"
Considering Qingpin's appetite, Guhan was being polite when he said 20 catties. Didn't he see how Qingpin glared at Guhan the moment he heard 20 catties?
"Haha … Haha …" The waiter laughed dryly. "Since it's your first time here, you might not know that our meat is a little expensive."
"Expensive?
How expensive can it be?
More expensive than natural pork?
Let me tell you, Qingpin's Smelly Guhan is rich. Isn't that right, Smelly Guhan? "
"We're buying it by two … one tael is a thousand yuan." The waiter smiled bitterly and reported the price.
This price almost made Song Hama fall to the ground in fright.
Motherf * cker, he's selling it for a thousand yuan per tael. This is more profitable than robbery.
Ten taels is equal to one catty. This ghost meat is sold for ten thousand yuan per catty. Guhan said 20 catties, that's 200,000 yuan. Even if Guhan sold himself, he wouldn't have 200,000 yuan. He still owes Liunian Ling 3 million yuan.
Hearing this price, although Guhan was not as scared as Song Hama, he was also surprised. Only Liunian Ling was very calm. Not to mention ten thousand yuan per catty, even if it was 60 million yuan per catty, she, Liunian Ling, would still eat it as a snack.
"You might not know, but this meat is caught by people outside the city risking their lives on Meiling Mountain. On average, one life is sacrificed for every 200 catties. It's not expensive to sell it for ten thousand yuan per catty.
If you want to eat it, you usually order a few catties per person and then enjoy it with other dishes. "
"Alright. Bring one catty to have a taste first. Then get seven or eight good dishes. Go, go."
Liunian Ling waved her hand and the waiter left with a smile. Ten minutes later, all kinds of dishes were served.
He didn't care about the others. The only thing that interested Guhan was what kind of god this ten thousand yuan per catty meat was.
In the end, when he took a look, it was indeed an animal that was less than the size of a palm. It was spread out in the bowl like a piece of skin.
When he tasted it, it was indeed many times more delicious than pork. The meat was fresh, tender, firm, and bouncy.
Especially the small lump of meat on the two legs, it was even more delicious.
When cooking, he also used all kinds of chilies as ingredients. After two or three bites, he was sweating because of the chilies. Carefree!
Even a person like Guhan, who didn't like good food, ate three in one go, let alone a foodie like Qingpin. Almost half of the frog meat was eaten by this foodie.
Oh right, Guhan also noticed that Tianwen Jian also ate a lot. Although she also had a face of disdain when she ate, the bones in front of her were not much less than Qingpin's.
After finishing the food in the pot, Qingpin's gluttony was completely hooked. His eyes were constantly emitting cute rays of light as he looked at Guhan. His meaning was very obvious. Hurry up and order more for this cute guy to eat. This cute guy hasn't had enough yet.
When Guhan saw Qingpin's face full of longing tears (actually, it was sweat from the spiciness), his heart softened. He wanted to ask the waiter to serve more. Before he could say anything, he was pulled by Liunian Ling, hinting Guhan not to say anything.
"Sister Ling, you're here. I finally found you!"
A gentle voice with a hint of surprise sounded. Guhan turned his head and saw that it was actually Xu Tianyuan, whom he met this morning. He had also rushed to Luoting Camp.
When they met on the road in the morning, Xu Tianyuan knew that Liunian Ling was going to Meiling Mountain to mine. He immediately said that he would chase after her and wanted to get on Liunian Ling's hovercraft. In the end, he was rejected by Liunian Ling because the school bus didn't allow people who weren't from the school to use it.
When Xu Tianyuan appeared, he obviously didn't have a means of transportation. It was unknown how he followed Guhan to the camp.
However, Xu Tianyuan was a direct descendant of the Jiandi World. It wasn't difficult for him to have a dimensional pocket with a large space and a personal hovercraft.
"It smells so good. Sister Ling, are you eating?
Wouldn't it be nice to give me a pair of chopsticks? "Xu Tianyuan didn't stand on ceremony and directly asked for a pair of chopsticks.
"Of course it's not a problem to give you a pair of chopsticks. After all, we're childhood friends. However, as you can see, my friends and I have already finished eating. You have to pay for your own food."
Liunian Ling kicked Guhan's chair beside her. Guhan tactfully moved to the side and gave his seat to Xu Tianyuan.
Liunian Ling very skillfully put her arm around Xu Tianyuan's shoulder, who had just sat down beside her. "Come, come, come. Let me recommend something delicious for you. What's that meat? How about I give you 20 catties?"
"Great!"
Xu Tianyuan took out a fan from his pocket and waved it. He was suitably handsome. He didn't even blink when he ordered 20 catties.
Therefore, under the waiter's doubtful gaze, he ordered another 20 catties.
Then, Liunian Ling instantly forgot that it was Xu Tianyuan who ordered it for her. She immediately called Guhan and the others to eat together … When Xu Tianyuan slowly finished three of them, the rest were directly eaten by the two swordmaidens, Qingpin and Heaven's Inquisition.
In response, Xu Tianyuan perfectly displayed the manners of a young master of an aristocratic family. He didn't get angry at all. Even when the waiter came over to collect 200,000 yuan from him, he didn't show any signs of displeasure.
"That's enough, Xu Tianyuan. Stop pretending. Tell me, why did you come to find me?"
Seeing that Xu Tianyuan had paid, Liunian Ling immediately threw Xu Tianyuan to the side and directly sat in Guhan's lap. This gave Song Hama a fright.
"You're not really here to woo me, are you?"
Liunian Ling raised her eyebrows and gave Guhan a kiss on his face. "This is my man."
Then, she gave Qingpin a kiss on his face. "This is my precious daughter with my man."