In this world, there was a kind of love called meeting love at a corner. Of course, there was also a kind of love called Qingpin meeting Qingpin at a corner.
Guhan and Song Yifei awkwardly turned a corner and saw a scene that made Guhan burn with jealousy … A bald donkey was hugging Qingpin and kissing Qingpin's little face.
What was worse was that this guy was kissing and chanting Amitabha … Every time he kissed, he would say Amitabha. Guhan was about to explode. Guhan had never kissed Qingpin so many times in his life. What the f * ck …
Song Yifei, who was watching from the side, was very happy. After all, this bald donkey was her Sword Lady!
Song Yifei laughed as she watched, "Guhan, it seems that our Hannya really likes your Qingpin!
I've never seen Hannya like this. She's been staying in the temple these few days. I thought she was really a Bodhisattva. "
'Your Hannya should go kiss your Mingyuan. Who asked her to kiss my Qingpin …' Guhan was speechless. He walked forward and was about to carry Qingpin back … 'Stupid nun, the first thing you do when you get back is to give Qingpin a good bath,' Guhan thought to himself.
The jealous Guhan casually reached out a hand and was about to take Qingpin back. However, Hannya's reaction was very quick. She moved to the side and dodged Guhan's outstretched hand, giving Guhan a big miss.
"You have some ability …" Gu Han's eyebrows twitched. Just now, he had attacked out of jealousy. Although he did not use his full strength, he had used 50% of his strength … 50% of his strength was enough to deal with an ordinary Sword Maiden, but this Bo Re had easily dodged it. Not to mention anything else, this movement technique was at the peak even among Sword Maidens.
"Give me back Qingpin!"
Guhan let out a cold snort and attacked three more times. Each time, he attacked Hannya's most crucial spot. Let alone dodging, normal people wouldn't even be able to see it clearly.
However, Hannya dodged them one by one, causing Guhan's attacks to miss.
However, Hannya couldn't dodge as easily as she did at the beginning. She slightly gasped for breath. It seemed like she had spent a lot of energy just now.
"Are the two of you fighting?"
Song Yifei looked at Guhan and Bo Re in confusion. He couldn't understand why this man and woman were fighting. Did they have a grudge against each other?
From Song Yifei's point of view, Hannya hugging and kissing Qingpin was just an expression of her fondness for Qingpin. It wasn't a big deal … It was like a friend coming home and seeing that your naughty child was cute, so they kissed him a few times. It couldn't be more normal. Song Yifei didn't expect that Guhan would suddenly become jealous and start fighting with Hannya.
"Qingpin, come back!" Hearing Song Yifei's words, Guhan calmed down.
At this time, his fight with Hannya had already attracted a lot of onlookers. If they continued fighting, they would be treated like monkeys.
Thus, Guhan simply used his will to make Qingpin return to his sword form. It turned into a stream of light and returned to his hand. Then, he released Qingpin back to his cute form and held him in his arms.
"Guhan, why are you here!"
Because Guhan was going to meet Liu Lei, he didn't bring Qingpin's nursery bag. Qingpin could only lean in Guhan's arms and say with a pout.
"I'm here to look for you, Gu Yun, and Yi Tian. We have a mission. We're about to leave the city to carry out the mission!"
"Carry out the mission?
Just like the time at Plum Ridge? "
Hearing that they were going to carry out the mission, Qingpin immediately thought of something good. Then, his saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth. "Hey, Guhan, can we still eat that frog meat?"
"No …" This trip to Changyang Mountain was Yuan Kou's territory. It wouldn't be like Plum Ridge, where there was someone running a restaurant. It was already a great blessing to not starve Qingpin!
Hearing that they wouldn't be able to eat delicious frog meat this time, Qingpin immediately lost interest and became listless.
However, she immediately thought of something and twisted a few times in Guhan's arms. "Guhan, hurry up and let me go. I still haven't been kissed yet!
Let me go first … "
When Guhan heard that Qingpin actually took the initiative to give Hannya a kiss, he was infuriated. He snorted and asked, "What's going on? Why do you want Hannya to kiss you?"
"Qingpin wants a doll!"
Qingpin pouted and said, "Hannya said that as long as Qingpin kisses her 100 times, she will give Qingpin 100 coins so that Qingpin can play with dolls!"
"100 coins?
Play with dolls? "
Hearing this, Gu Han immediately raised his head and looked around. Sure enough, on Gu Han's left, there was a shop with the words "Heroes of Heaven and Earth Animation and Entertainment City", which was filled with all kinds of electronic entertainment equipment … Although virtual reality games were already perfect in the modern era, it seemed that the traditional dolls from before the apocalypse could be replaced.
However, in reality, the satisfaction in reality was something that the game could never satisfy the players. Therefore, such an electronic entertainment city was still very popular after a thousand years.
Hearing that 100 coins and dolls could be played with, Guhan could roughly guess what had happened. Looking at the signboard of the electronic entertainment city, everything was clear … It seemed like Qingpin had taken a fancy to one of the dolls in the claw machine, but she didn't have any coins. Therefore, she could only use her cute face to exchange for the game coins in Hannya's hand.
"Qingpin, if you want to buy something in the future, just tell me. Don't bother others!"
Guhan hugged Qingpin in his arms. "Let's go, I'll get you the doll you want …" Saying this, Guhan carried Qingpin and strode into the "Heaven and Earth Heroes Animation and Entertainment City".
"Hey … Don't we have to gather in two hours …" Seeing Guhan run in, Song Yifei had no choice but to follow Guhan into the city.
"Amitabha, Buddha once said that all laws punish the heavens. Emptiness is a lolicon, lust is a lolicon. Let go of the lolicon and become a Buddha.
Amitabha! "
This Sword Maiden Hannya shouted a Buddhist chant that only she could understand and also entered the entertainment city.
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As soon as they entered the "Heaven and Earth Heroes Animation and Entertainment City", Guhan saw Yi Tian. She was riding a hoverbike and speeding on the virtual road.
However, Yi Tian's gaming device seemed to be for two people. Beside Yi Tian, there was a girl in black who was also racing. It seemed like the two of them were competing.
Forget it, Guhan decided to help Qingpin get her doll first … Hearing that Guhan was going to help her with the doll, Qingpin was very excited. She waved her little hands and guided Guhan to a claw machine.
"Guhan, look, doesn't this doll look like you?"
The dolls in this claw machine were all cute, anthropomorphic dolls. Guhan took a look at the claw machine's description. It turned out that the dolls in this claw machine were all cute Jiandi dolls made in the past Jiandi's appearance.
Yes, it must be said that these dolls were all genuine dolls that had been authorized by the Sword Committee. They were definitely not those shoddily made pirated dolls. Buying dolls and holding dolls meant that one had to hold the genuine dolls.
Ahem, back to the main topic. Seeing these dolls, Qingpin suddenly became excited. She pointed at a blue doll wearing casual clothes and shouted happily, "Guhan, Qingpin wants that doll, Qingpin wants that doll!"
"… Is this doll really that good-looking?
Is there a need to care so much about it? "
Guhan thought sourly. However, when he took a closer look at the doll, he felt that it was a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.
"Guhan, Guhan, look, doesn't this doll look like you?"
Qingpin pinched Guhan's face, as if she wanted to use her hand to confirm Guhan's appearance. Hearing Qingpin's words, Guhan immediately understood why this doll looked so familiar. This doll indeed looked like him.
"Guhan, Qingpin will hug this doll to sleep in the future … That way, Qingpin will have two Guhan to sleep with!" Qingpin's cute and soft words completely melted Guhan's heart.
It turned out that Qingpin wanted this doll because she wanted another Guhan to sleep with her. Well, just because of this sentence, Guhan had to take this doll out.
Guhan carefully observed this claw machine.
Most of the doll that looked like Guhan was buried by the other dolls, and only its head was exposed. In other words, if Guhan wanted to grab this doll, he could only grab the doll's head.
Guhan looked at the claw machine's claws. Although the claws weren't big, it was enough to clamp the doll's head.
Therefore, Guhan nodded confidently. With Guhan's eyesight and subtle control of strength, it was a piece of cake for him to grab this doll!
"Go, exchange some coins for me!"
At this time, Song Yifei had just caught up. Guhan threw 100 RMB into Song Yifei's personal terminal without looking back and left this sentence.
Therefore, Song Yifei eagerly went to the automatic coin machine and exchanged 100 coins for Guhan … As a result, when she handed the coins to Guhan, she suddenly realized what the hell was going on. When did she become Guhan's henchman?
Although Song Yifei was cursing in her heart at this time, Guhan had already started to clamp the doll. Song Yifei, who also had no resistance to clamping dolls, immediately put aside her displeasure and began to focus on watching Guhan clamp the doll.
Guhan put his hand on the claw machine's joystick and tapped it casually. The claw of the claw machine accurately stopped above the doll that looked like Guhan. Then, Guhan decisively pressed the button …