The rest of the matches were lackluster, except for the last match. The good guy from Fantasy Village made Guhan's eyes light up. The sword wielder who was competing with Guhan for first place had a sword named Yuchang Sword … That's right, it was the second-ranked Yuchang Sword, the predecessor of Douyu Sword, a sword wielder who was good at assassination.
The good guy from Fantasy Village's opponent, the sword wielder, did not even get to touch Yuchang Sword's body during the entire match. She was poisoned to death by Yuchang Sword's fierce Poison Extraction Technique.
Putting aside his character, this good guy from Fantasy Land did indeed have extremely high attainments in terms of Sword Maiden's command and control of the situation. He was Gu Han's strongest opponent in this competition.
After the morning matches were over, it was time for lunch break. As Guhan was drinking tea and teaching Lu Xihua Basic Swordsmanship, Guhan's communicator rang again. This time, it was Guhan who was looking for him. "Loneliness Doesn't Understand Brother's Loneliness."
Not sure if everyone still remembered this name, but it was the in-game name of Guhan's cheap master, Cloudy Sword Deity, Liu Lei.
Seeing that his master was looking for him, Guhan naturally could not be slow. He arranged to meet up with Liu Lei in a teahouse.
"Bastard, you're in big trouble!"
As soon as they met, Liu Lei said this to Guhan. In response, Guhan shrugged his shoulders helplessly. "Master, I'm in big trouble, but your trouble isn't small either!"
"Where did you get all these ideas from, kid?
You're so cunning! "
Liu Lei knocked on Guhan's head. "It seems like you've watched a lot of TV, so I won't repeat it. This time, it's coming for you, and it's also coming for me. Neither of us can escape."
"Sigh, this is a disaster caused by your disciple. It should be handled by your disciple. It is your disciple who has caused trouble for Master!" Guhan bowed and apologized to Liu Lei.
"Alright, I don't want to hear this kind of nonsense anymore. We, master and disciple, are bound together. This time, both of us have to deal with it properly. If we're not careful, my reputation for the rest of my life will be completely ruined!" Liu Lei said with a bitter face.
"They don't have the guts to ruin Master's reputation. Otherwise, they will get themselves into trouble. They don't have the guts.
I think they just want to destroy disciple, and conveniently snatch the position under disciple's buttocks! "Gu Han said disdainfully.
"Oh my, my precious disciple, you can even see through this?"
Liu Lei patted Guhan's head. "I want to ask you, who do you think is behind this?"
"Besides those people in Mount Di, who else could it be?
It's nothing more than seeing us master and disciple occupy all the power in Yuzhang City. They are deeply uneasy, so they decided to ruin my reputation, force me to abdicate, and give the position of Sword Pavilion Master to their people … To be able to mobilize more than half of the TV stations and media in Yuzhang City, this power is definitely not something that a single Jiandi family can play. I'm afraid there are at least three or four Jiandi families involved! "
Guhan analyzed almost all the tricks in one breath, which stunned Liu Lei.
"My goodness, even with your master's lifetime of experience, it took him one night to figure it out. You little bastard, you actually thought it through. I think even if I throw the Sword Committee to you, you won't be played by those old foxes."
Liu Lei exclaimed in admiration. From the looks of it, he already had the intention to throw the Sword Committee to Gu Han.
"My good master, the Sword Committee is like a brazier. Before disciple has the strength of master, it's impossible for me to sit in that brazier!" Guhan smiled. "Master, why did you come to find me?"
"Originally, I just wanted to remind you not to panic and to follow my instructions.
But since you've thought it through more thoroughly than me, then let me ask you, what do you think you should do? "
"Nothing!"
Guhan's eyes were shining with wisdom. "Anyway, now that Guhan has disappeared, I can at least announce my death and live incognito for a few years. When I have the strength of Spirit Sword Level, I can deal with these bastards."
"This is the worst plan, the most undesirable one. Let me ask you, what's the best plan?" Liu Lei waved his hand and rejected Guhan's idea.
However, even if Liu Lei didn't reject it, Guhan wouldn't use this method. This method was too suffocating.
"The best plan is actually almost the same as the worst plan!"
Guhan smiled mysteriously. "There are two things that are most frightening in a fight. One is not knowing where the opponent is, and the other is not knowing what kind of moves the opponent has.
Now that I have both of these points, the ones who should be anxious should be them, not us. They are like boxers who clench their fists and are ready to punch, but they don't even know where I am, so how can they fight? "
"Just let them be, let them fight. No matter how lively Wang Baoqiang is, there will be a time when he belongs to Wang Feng. Time is on our side!"
"You're really a monster. Those guys actually dared to scheme against you. They're going to be out of luck!"
Liu Lei sighed. He suddenly realized that apart from strength, there was nothing else that could suppress Guhan.
"It's more than just bad luck. They want to scheme against me. If I don't make them shed some blood, how can they remember today's matter forever!" Guhan sneered, like an ambitious and ruthless person.
…
In the afternoon, the competition continued. This time, Guhan's opponent was a somewhat amusing fellow. He seemed to know that his swordsmanship was not up to par, so he very straightforwardly threw the Sword Lady to the side. He did not even release the Liberation Sword, and casually shouted at Guhan, "Lord Military Governor, do you dare to compete with me in other things?"
"What things?" Guhan asked subconsciously.
"Hehe, do you dare to compete with me in couplets!
It's the couplets in the movie 'Tang Bo Hu Points Autumn Fragrance'. Do you dare to compete with me? "
As one of the few movies that had been completely preserved, "Tang Bohu Tips the Fragrance of Autumn" could be said to be a household name, especially the couplets in it. It had reignited the entertainment of couplets after the apocalypse. To most people, this wasn't a strange thing.
"F * ck!
This person is too shameless. What couplets?
If you have the guts, compete to see who has more scars on their faces! "
"Yes!
Yes!
Why don't we compete to see whose name is Military Governor! "
The audience watching the live broadcast on the forum instantly scolded this amusing fellow into a pile of dog sh * t. One after another, they expressed their deep contempt for this fellow.
"Erm, I'll go first. 'Female basketball, male tennis, ball blue, tennis ball does not enter'.
Come, come, come, say the second half of the couplet!
I admit defeat! "This amusing fellow did not wait for Guhan to agree and directly said the first half of the couplet.
"Eh, what the hell is this couplet?
Not only does it not match the rhyme, but it also doesn't match the rules of couplets. What kind of d * mned thing is this?
And it's also very simple!
I can easily match it with someone else's!
Pistol left, machine gun right, pistol and machine gun mute! "A forum netizen wrote excitedly in the forum.
"Yes, this is too simple. I also have one. Celestial sparrow sparrow, peacock sparrow sparrow, peacock sparrow does not come."
"South Guangzhou, North Tongzhou, South Guangzhou, Tongzhou does not exist."
"…"
Alright, the forum was instantly flooded with all sorts of couplets that the gamers had come up with. The gamers had all turned into couplets experts and wrote neat and tidy couplets.
"Haha, my couplet is very simple, isn't it?
Sir Military Governor, you can just randomly match one. It's fine, it's very simple! "
This amusing fellow said to Guhan. However, Guhan did not speak. He looked at this amusing fellow, not knowing what was on his mind.
"Eh, it's a very simple couplet. Military Governor, just randomly think of one to match!" The gamers on the forum saw that Guhan did not reply and could not help but urge him.
To them, this was such a simple couplet. There were almost a thousand answers posted on the forum.
Just as the surrounding crowd was complaining about Guhan's slow speed, Guhan suddenly spoke.
"A very impressive couplet. This is actually a word riddle couplet. The first half of the sentence 'female basketball, male tennis' is a riddle. The second half of the sentence 'ball blue, tennis ball does not enter'.
It is a dynamic description of the answer to the riddle.
Therefore, in order to match this couplet, you have to use the same formula in the first half of the sentence to set up a riddle. At the same time, the noun in the first half of the sentence is used as a verb in the second half … "Guhan spoke incessantly. The audience who were watching the live broadcast were stunned. Not many people actually understood what Guhan was saying.
"Sir Military Governor, you are indeed extraordinary!"
This amusing fellow's expression became serious for the first time. "Ever since I created this couplet ten years ago, no one has been able to match it. In fact, only a few people could even understand it. Sir Military Governor, you were able to identify the mystery within the couplet the first time you heard it. I am very impressed.
In that case, Sir Guhan, please tell us the second half of this couplet! "
"I can't match it!"
Guhan shook his head frankly. "Give me a month and I might be able to think of it. But now, I can't think of it."
"Then, I win!"
Hearing Guhan's words, the amusing fellow instantly became excited. "You can't match my couplet. I win!
Haha, I win, Military Governor!
I win … "
Before the amusing fellow could finish his celebratory action, he was blinded and fell to the ground. The protective shield on his body was instantly erased.
"System: Player Military Governor has won."
"Why?
You didn't keep your promise! "
The defeated amusing fellow angrily stood up from the ground. Looking at Guhan who had sheathed his sword, the amusing fellow angrily scolded Guhan.
"Hey, which ear of yours heard that I agreed to let you decide the outcome of the match!" Gu Han threw out such a sentence, and immediately made this clown speechless.
…
Although the competition had ended inexplicably, the discussion about the couplet on the forum had not ended. A group of people kept discussing about the mystery behind the couplet. They could not understand it at all. Until a netizen named Big Onion slapped himself on the head. With a flash of inspiration, he wrote down an explanation that made everyone gasp in admiration.
"Men's tennis and women's basketball are indeed a riddle. The answer to the riddle is: Isn't a man's testicles the ball in the net, while a woman's hymen is blocking the ball?"
"The thing on the man's ball wants to go in, but the woman's hymen is blocking it. Doesn't this mean that the ball can't go in?"
"Men and women correspond to each other. Tennis and basketball correspond to each other. Men's tennis and women's basketball correspond to each other.
What's more frightening is that when the ball and the tennis ball are put together, they become a fanciful movement that corresponds to each of the previous words.
Moreover, when the two balls are put together, there are a total of two balls according to the man's ball!!
Oh my god, I'm going crazy. If I don't see the second half of this couplet in this lifetime, I won't be able to rest in peace! "
After listening to this netizen's explanation, all the onlookers knelt on the ground and worshipped the amusing fellow who came up with this couplet.
Then, this couplet quickly spread throughout the world. Generation after generation of couplet masters lost all their hair because of this. They could not think of the second half of this couplet.