"Sha Sha!
Stop! "
At this critical moment, Koo Rok-in finally reacted, and shouted with all his might … When Sha Sha's sword was one meter away from Lv Hao's body, the jet-black sword finally stopped, and disappeared from Sha Sha's hand, turning back into hair.
"Daddy!" Sha Sha jumped back onto Koo Rok-in's shoulder.
Koo Rok-in hurriedly walked to Lv Hao's side, and apologized, "I'm sorry!
Comrade Lv Hao, I was distracted for a moment. "
"Forget it …" Lv Hao waved his hand nonchalantly, as if he did not know that he had just taken a trip to the gates of hell, "Not only were you distracted, even I was distracted.
Comrade Koo Rok-in, your Lady Sha Sha can't be an Ancient Sword Maiden, right?
I think she's at least a Famed Sword Maiden! "
Even if you beat Lv Hao to death, Lv Hao would not believe that an ancient sword rank Swordmistress could possess such a heaven-defying control ability.
Just based on this ability, even if Sha Sha's basic attributes were the same as an Ancient Sword Maiden, she should still be ranked among the Famed Sword Maidens.
"No, no, no … Sha Sha is an ancient sword rank Sword Maiden!" What else could Ju Lvren say? He could only bite the bullet and admit that Sha Sha was his ancient sword rank Sword Maiden.
Sha Sha, who had such an ability, was definitely not human. If he did not admit that Sha Sha was a Sword Maiden, then wouldn't Sha Sha be a Yuan Kou?
Yanjing City would not allow a Yuan Kou to stay in the city.
"This is really strange!
What's Sha Sha's name?
I'll go home and do some research. Just based on this ability alone, even the number one Ancient Sword Maiden, the Yi Xian Sword, cannot compare to her! "Lv Hao said with envy and curiosity.
How would Koo Rok-in know what Sha Sha's name was … From the day he met Sha Sha, Sha Sha had only called herself Sha Sha, and when he asked for her name, he did not know. She also did not remember anything in the past, as if she had completely lost her memory.
"Her name is … Sword."
Koo Rok-in answered with a very vague voice, so Lv Hao didn't hear it clearly. Just when he was about to ask again, he suddenly heard Koo Rok-in quickly say, "Comrade Lv Hao, can I ask you to help me prove something?" Koo Rok-in finally said his original purpose.
"Proof?
What proof? "Lv Hao asked, not knowing why.
"It's like this. I wish to coordinate with your esteemed city's King of Yue, Gou Jian Jian.
I just heard that your city has recently announced a new rule. If someone from another city wants to synchronize with the famous swordmistress of your city, then they must defeat you, Comrade Lu Hao, who is ranked in the top 20 in the city. That's why I'm here to spar with you. "Koo Rok-in briefly explained the situation.
"I see!
No problem. "
Lu Hao agreed very readily, but he immediately rubbed his head in annoyance and said, "I've also heard about this matter. The Sword Firmament Pavilion even specially sent us a few proof forms, saying that filling in the proof forms would prove that we were defeated."
"If I hadn't met you, Comrade Koo Rok-in, I would have thought that apart from Guhan in Changyang Mountain, no one in the world would be a match for me. That's why I don't know where I left that stupid form at home. Why don't you come with me first? I'll help you write a form when I find it."
Lv Hao's face was a little red as he said this. He really thought that apart from Guhan, he was undefeatable in the world. But in the end, he had been defeated by Koo Rok-in. This made him, who was naturally forthright and prideful, blush.
"Thank you, Comrade Lv Hao!"
After experiencing 19 defeats, Koo Rok-in, who had finally seen the light of hope, did not mind going home to get a form. He immediately nodded to express his gratitude.
"Alright, we got to know each other after a fight. Let's not call each other 'comrade' in the future. It's so awkward.
From now on, we're brothers. I'll call you Brother Lv Ren, and I'll call you Brother Lv Hao … Brother Lv Ren, what do you think? "
"Not really, Brother Lv Hao!" Koo Rok-in said with a smile.
And so, the two people who had just come to the arena from Lv Hao's house returned to Lv Hao's house.
However, Koo Rok-in had only stood in front of Lv Hao's house for a while. This time, he entered Lv Hao's house.
But what Koo Rok-in did not expect was that Lv Hao's house was very messy. All kinds of household garbage were randomly thrown on the ground. There were also 10 rice bowls stacked on the table … These bowls had dried and crusted oil stains on them, and there were maggots constantly moving in the shadows. These bowls had not been washed for at least a month.
Besides the mess on the table, the floor of Lv Hao's house was also terrible. All kinds of household garbage were randomly thrown on the ground.
A lot of clothes were thrown away along with the garbage. These clothes had been soaked with sweat, and a sweaty smell constantly drifted out from the clothes. Ju Lvren, who was neat by nature, had a faint feeling of nausea when he smelled this smell.
"Hehe, I'm a man. Life is always about small things.
You don't have to worry about these things. Go to the sofa and rest for a while. I'll go find the certificate for you. "Lv Hao smiled and let Koo Rok-in sit on his sofa.
However, when he walked to the sofa and took a look, he found that Ju Lvren's face had turned purple. The sofa was not clean either. There were all kinds of underwear on it … Some of the underwear even had a faint yellow stain on it, giving off a foul smell … Only God knew what the yellow stain was.
Judging from the underwear on the sofa, Lv Hao still knew that underwear needed to pay special attention to hygiene. He did not mix these underwear with clothes and threw them on the ground. This was also a manifestation of hygiene.
How could Koo Rok-in still sit on this kind of sofa? He immediately took a dozen steps back, trying to stay away from the sofa. Then he moved a chair from under the dining table. He took out a towel from his pocket and carefully wiped the chair. It became the cleanest object in Lv Hao's house.
After Koo Rok-in sat on the chair in boredom for dozens of minutes, Lv Hao walked out of his room with a confused look. He touched his head and said to himself, "Strange, I remember this certificate was clearly left at home. Why can't I find it after looking for a long time … It's broken. Could it be that I went to the toilet that day …"
Well, hearing Lv Hao talking to himself, Koo Rok-in also guessed what happened.
It was definitely that Lv Hao lacked toilet paper when he went to the toilet. So he used the certificate that he didn't care about as toilet paper to wipe his butt. That was why he couldn't find it after looking for more than 30 minutes.
Thinking of this, Koo Rok-in couldn't help but sigh. He felt that most of his life's bad luck might have been squeezed out on this day.
"Brother Lv Hao, your house is really messy. How do you usually survive?"
Koo Rok-in's chuunibyou disease began to act up again. He began to unceremoniously blame Lv Hao's house.
"Is it messy?
I don't think it's messy at all! "
Lv Hao said in amazement. It seemed that he really thought his house was very clean and tidy. He even argued, "I know where my things are, and the location is very convenient. I can find what I need as fast as possible … Unlike other people who have to hide things in cabinets. It's not convenient at all."
"I'm hungry … Let's not talk about the things we use for the time being. Can't you clean the house? Don't you think the smell of the air here is a bit weird?" Koo Rok-in said again.
"That's true. Sometimes I can't stand this smell!"
Lv Hao said with deep understanding. If even a careless person like him couldn't stand it, everyone could imagine how unbearable the smell was.
"Actually, Brother Lv Hao, why don't you go to the maid service center to find a maid?
Let her help you tidy up the house. Isn't that good? "Koo Rok-in suggested.
"No!
Absolutely not! "
Lv Hao hurriedly waved his hand. "Brother Lv Ren, I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. I'm the most lecherous person. If she hangs around in front of me every day, I definitely won't be able to resist doing her."
"If she does, then so be it!
Aren't maids supposed to be used for sex? "
Koo Rok-in said matter-of-factly. In his own house, he often had sex with his own maids.
"… I want to … but I can't …" At this point, Lv Hao's expression was as miserable as it could be. "Brother Lv Ren, you know that my shipgirl is the Pure Yang Goddess. Only by maintaining her virginity can she unleash the full power of the Pure Yang Sword … If I lose my virginity, I'm afraid my strength will drop by more than half. How would I dare!"
Alright, this was indeed an unavoidable problem. If one wanted to be the number one in Yanjing City, they had to pay a price. And the price Lv Hao paid was this messy living environment and the miserable days of not being able to do it even though he had a bunch of women to do it with.
Alright, Koo Rok-in no longer had the mood to care about Lv Hao. He only wanted to know what he should do after losing the crucial proof form.
Just as Koo Rok-in was about to ask about it, Lv Hao pulled on Koo Rok-in's hand. "Brother Lv Ren, don't worry. It's just a small matter.
If you lose the proof form, you can just get another one. Stay at my place tonight. Tomorrow, I'll go with you to the swordsman service center to get the proof form. What do you think? "
Even if Koo Rok-in had the patience to wait until the next day, Koo Rok-in didn't have the guts to stay at Lv Hao's place … A place like this couldn't be lived in with just guts. Why don't you try staying in the latrine for a night?
"No!
I'm in a hurry. Brother Lv Hao, let's go to the swordsman service center now. I don't want to drag this out any longer! "Koo Rok-in held Lv Hao's hand tightly.
"Then let's go!"
Lv Hao quickly pulled Koo Rok-in towards the door. "The swordsman service center's notary office closes at 6: 30. It's 6 now. There's less than half an hour left. If we don't leave now, it'll be too late."
With that, the two of them sprinted towards the swordsman service center.