Sword Waifu - Chapter88

"You have a new message: Offline message from the game 'Sword Maiden Online': Player Guhan, according to the system's examination, your mental state is abnormal. Please head to the medical center for a detailed examination of your brain condition. Before receiving a safety clearance from the medical center, you will not be able to log into the game."

"You have a new message: Offline message from the game 'Sword Maiden Online': Player Guhan, you have died in the game. As a punishment, you will not be able to log into the game for the next three days. Please value your in-game life, do not ignore death."

"You have a new message: Offline message from the game 'Sword Maiden Online': Player Guhan, your Instance Dungeon 'Wudang's Apex' has been completed. Please head to the Instance Dungeon Settlement Center to receive your reward after logging into the game."

"You have a missed call: 14, from your good friend, Song Hama."

"I think I was forcefully logged out of the game."

Gu Han shook his dizzy head. Using his current strength to control the power of the Immortal Sword Tier, even if it was just a virtual power in the game, was indeed not something that he could bear.

Looking at the clock on the wall, it was already ten o 'clock in the morning the next day. Guhan had been forcefully logged out of the game at six o' clock in the afternoon yesterday. He had slept for a full fourteen hours before barely waking up.

"But why did I die in the game?"

Noticing the offline message on the next day, Guhan was a little surprised. He clearly remembered that before he fainted, the sword wielder of the Yanjing City who had rushed over to help had already sent Xiunaida flying. There was no reason for him to die in the Instance Dungeon!

Could it be that he had overexerted his mental state, causing his brain to explode and die?

Guhan decided to put this news aside for the time being, because at this moment, a cute little girl sat directly between Guhan's legs.

"Guhan, Qingpin is hungry!"

When Qingpin said this, coupled with the aggrieved expression on her face, it immediately made Guhan feel a strong sense of shame. I actually let my own sword maiden go hungry, this is unforgivable!

"I'll cook for you!"

Guhan patted Qingpin's little face and put her aside. He put on his shoes and tidied himself up a little. In the past, when he lived alone, he could be slovenly, but now that there was a little Qingpin in the house, he had to pay attention to his appearance.

"Guhan, do you still want to make Sour and Spicy Shredded Potatoes?" Qingpin stood on the bed, her feet wrapped in cotton socks bouncing up and down.

"Yeah, are you happy?

Isn't the hot and sour shredded potatoes I made delicious?

You fell in love with its taste after eating it once? "Guhan laughed.

His spicy and sour shredded potatoes were second to none. Song Hama and his two sisters-in-law would come over whenever they had the chance to freeload.

"It's not delicious!"

Unexpectedly, Qingpin shook her head in disdain. Her words fully expressed her disdain for Guhan's cooking. "Guhan's shredded potatoes taste terrible. Qingpin doesn't like it. Qingpin's little stomach tells Qingpin that such terrible shredded potatoes shouldn't exist in this world!"

"Hehe."

Guhan's face twitched. This was a little embarrassing. There was actually someone who didn't like his spicy and sour shredded potatoes. "Then, Qingpin, what do you want to eat?"

"Meat!"

Qingpin forcefully said this word. "Qingpin wants to eat meat. Potatoes are something that Western barbarians eat. Qingpin is an Easterner, and Easterners want to eat meat!"

"I understand. You actually don't want to eat potatoes. You want to eat meat, right?"

Guhan reacted and felt much better. As long as his shredded potatoes didn't taste terrible, it was enough.

However, it was also troublesome for Qingpin to want to eat meat. This was because Guhan's family rarely had meat. Other than the years when he had just started practicing swordsmanship, where he ate large amounts of artificial meat to replenish his body's energy, Guhan would never eat meat.

It wasn't that Gu Han didn't like to eat meat, but it was because meat was too much for Gu Han's living expenses. Even if it was artificially fried and tasteless synthetic meat, it was still more than the price of 20 potatoes.

However, since Qingpin wanted to eat meat, Guhan had to satisfy her no matter what. After all, Guhan was now a swordsman. He enjoyed more living allowances and privileges. Even if it was natural pork, it was within the range of Guhan's wallet to occasionally taste it.

"Alright, your Big Brother Guhan will bring Qingpin to eat meat today!"

Guhan glanced at the remaining RMB in his personal terminal. There were about 2,000 RMB left. This was the last of Guhan's wealth in the real world. It would not be a problem to support a pork feast.

"Meat!

Meat! "

Qingpin's eyes seemed to have turned into a pair of pink stars. She jumped up from the bed and landed accurately in Guhan's arms a few meters away. "Guhan, let's go eat meat now!"

"No problem!"

Guhan smiled. At this moment, he suddenly noticed that Qingpin seemed to have been wearing the emerald green floral dress that he had brought with him after his awakening.

"Oh, I'm confused. I forgot to buy some clothes for Qingpin when I came back the day before yesterday!"

Guhan patted his head. He decided to buy some matching clothes for Qingpin when he brought her out for a meal later.

Oh right, I haven't changed my clothes for two to three years. I should buy myself a decent set of clothes.

From this point, it could be seen that the Solid Cold had changed a lot.

Just a week ago, it would have been impossible for Guhan to take the initiative to buy clothes for himself and another girl. The heavy hatred and the strong desire to become a sword wielder had suppressed Guhan to the point that he was not interested in anything else.

… …

"Your friend, Song Hama, is requesting a call. Would you like to accept?" Song Hama suddenly picked up the call when he was about to leave the house.

"Hey, Sour Popsicle. What happened to you yesterday? I tried to contact you the whole night, but you didn't pick up my call. I couldn't see you in the game either. I thought you were dead."

Only then did Gu Han remember that among the long list of notifications, there seemed to be 14 missed calls from a certain person.

"I've been too tired for the past few days, so I went to bed early. What's up?" Guhan was indeed sleeping. He did not lie to Song Hama.

"Sour Popsicle, don't you usually pull all-nighters for a week?

Why are you sleeping so early today? "

Song Hama muttered on the other end of the call. "It's about what I told you last time. My mother's friend wants to meet you now. She wants to know if you're free today."

Guhan thought for a moment. Since he could not log into the game for three days, and it would take another two days for him to report to Yuzhang University, he could take two days off. It would be good to meet the woman who wanted to buy his spot.

"Sure. Send her my terminal number and ask her to arrange a time with me!"

"Okay!"

Song Hama quickly hung up. It was unknown if she was contacting her mother's friend.

Seeing that it was almost time for the restaurant, Guhan carried Qing Pin, who could not wait any longer. He opened the entrance of the slide and was ready to slide down to the first floor.

"Unknown number: 56132597458. Requesting communication connection. Do you want to accept?"

"That's fast!" Guhan muttered as he accepted the call.

"Hey, if you want to meet me, you can choose a place!" Guhan said calmly.

"… Military Governor, you're really brave!

The last person who tried to seduce me was sent to NetEase to raise pigs. "

The person on the other end of the call retorted fiercely. NetEase Pig Farm was the largest pig farm in the world. It was responsible for supplying 70% of the world's natural pork. However, the lifespan of the people who worked at NetEase Pig Farm was not very long. It was difficult for them to live past 40 years old.

"Weren't you the one who wanted to meet me today?"

After saying this, Guhan immediately realized that the voice on the other end of the call was indeed a mature woman's voice. However, this voice sounded strangely familiar.

"Bright Moon, is that you?"

The owner of this voice was the famous sword-wielder, Bright Moon, who had fought with Guhan in the Zhenyuan Garrison Crusade Mission.

However, how did this woman know his personal terminal number in real life?

Alright, there was no need to think about it. She must have gotten it from that big mouth, Song Hama.

"It's me. Seeing that you can still recognize my voice, I'll let you go." Bright Moon smiled.

"Guhan, I'm hungry. I want meat!

Qing Pin will bite you. "

Realizing that Guhan was standing still on the ground, Qing Pin, who was in her arms, grabbed one of Guhan's fingers and bit it without hesitation.

"Wah!"

Qing Pin's teeth were not fully developed yet, but they were unusually sharp. Guhan screamed in pain and pulled out his finger to take a look. Damn, there was a bloody mark on it.

"What's wrong?

Why are you suddenly crying like a ghost? "Bright Moon asked with concern when she heard Guhan's scream.

"I'm very busy. Why are you looking for me?

I'll give you ten seconds to explain yourself. I'll hang up in ten seconds. I'll keep my promise. "Guhan did not want to be bitten by Qing Pin again. How could this little guy's teeth be so powerful?

"You brat, how dare you talk to your big sister like this …"

"You have seven seconds left."

"… I have a friend who wants to interview you. I hope you can find time to meet with her."

"Interview me?" Guhan was stunned. "Interview me for what?"

"You're the first SSS rank player in 'Sword Maiden Online' to clear the initial dungeon: Military Governor.

Don't you know that the price for an interview on the forum has already reached 30,000 RMB? Why do you think I want to interview you? "

"30,000 RMB!"

Guhan thought of the pitiful amount of RMB he had left and the little meat-eating loli beside him. He immediately did not resist the interview.

"Sure, but I have a few requests. First, I want 25,000 RMB out of the 30,000 RMB. Second, I will only accept interviews in the game. Not in real life." Guhan quickly stated his conditions.

"Alright, I'll agree on her behalf. I'll contact you when the time comes!"

…

"Let's go. We're going to eat meat!" Guhan shook the impatient Qing Pin in his arms and stepped down the slide.

"Unknown number: 56825431456. Requesting communication. Do you want to …"

"No …" Guhan's answer was very straightforward. Why were there so many calls today?