Sword Waifu - Chapter946

On a certain day, Guhan launched the 312th battle against the German Third Reich in more than a month. Of course, this time, Guhan still failed.

By the time Emerabi appeared, Gu Han had already been cut into pieces by a thousand blades.

If someone could carefully use nano-level high-precision equipment to analyze the traces of this battle, then this person might find that this time, the marks caused by Guhan on the metal armor of the German Third Reich were not deeper than the last 311th battle, but correspondingly weaker … It was just that the weakening was so small that it could only be detected on a nano-level scale.

In the 323rd battle, the marks caused by this battle were compared to the marks caused by the 311th battle. It could already be seen with the naked eye that the marks caused by this battle had decreased.

In the 356th battle, the marks caused by the sharp scissors in the hands of an adult had changed back to the marks caused by the key in the hands of a child.

In the 383rd battle, the marks of the battle seemed to have become faint. Unless one held a magnifying glass in their hands, it was impossible to see the marks caused by the battle.

In the 499th battle, it was now necessary to use nano-level high-precision equipment again. It was just that previously it was to check the extent of the changes in the marks, but this time it was to check whether there were any marks on the surface of the German Third Reich because the marks caused by Guhan could no longer be seen with the naked eye.

However, Guhan seemed to be stuck here. In the next 100 battles, Guhan was unable to improve this result.

Guhan felt that there was a thin layer of window paper in front of him. As long as he could pierce through this layer of window paper, Guhan could achieve his goal.

But this thin layer of window paper seemed to be like cowhide, and Guhan was unable to pierce through it.

Watching the days go by, Guhan's calm temper began to gradually become anxious.

Anyone who had failed 600 times in an experiment would have developed this kind of anxiety.

Don't tell me that Edison had experimented with more than 10,000 materials to make light bulbs. At that time, Edison was already the rich boss of the General Electric Company.

These more than 10,000 experiments were not conducted by Edison alone, but by hundreds of experimenters in more than a dozen laboratories under Edison's command, including the future father of alternating current power transmission, Nikola Tesla.

As for Edison himself, at most, he would go around the laboratory once a day, give the hard-working experimenters some cheap encouragement, and then openly claim the experimental results as his own … Of course, from a legal point of view, these experimental results and patents should naturally belong to Edison. After all, Edison was the one who paid these experimenters to do experiments.

But Edison shamelessly took all the credit for these results. He didn't mention the names of these poor experimenters in any news reports. Even the signatures at the end of the paper didn't give these experimenters who had worked hard for several years a chance.

It was no wonder that Nikola Tesla left General Electric and became lifelong enemies with Edison.

PS: Edison was actually a very despicable guy. He was far from the king of inventions in the media.

In fact, 70% to 80% of the patents he invented in his life were invented by the experimenters under him, and Edison shamelessly took all these titles for himself.

Of course, it was undeniable that Edison's invention and scientific research abilities were indeed the best.

Just as Guhan was about to be tortured by the 600th failure, another opportunity appeared in front of Guhan. This opportunity did not come from a novel before the apocalypse like the last time, but from the two fellows under Guhan who were the most troublesome: Qingpin and Yi Tian.

In fact, this time, Yi Tian was unjustly implicated. After the 599th failure, Guhan decided to take a day off to recover his physical strength. More importantly, he wanted to adjust his mentality and find a way to find the source of the problem.

But it was also at this time that Guhan suddenly saw a scene that he did not know how to ridicule.

Yi Tian took advantage of the break to drink over 100 bottles of wine. Then, drunk, she fell asleep on the bed.

At this time, the gluttonous Qingpin actually took advantage of the opportunity when Guhan was not paying attention to secretly hold the bottles of wine that Yi Tian left on the ground and gulped down a few bottles of wine. His little face instantly became red, and then he began to walk drunkenly.

Not only did he walk, but Qingpin also climbed onto Yi Tian's bed unsteadily. Then, he bit Yi Tian's arm … Perhaps he felt that the arm didn't taste good, so he bit Yi Tian's neck … Perhaps he still felt that Yi Tian's neck wasn't easy to bite.

In short, Qingpin almost bit Yi Tian's body all over, and in a daze, he finally bit Yi Tian's foot.

Good heavens, it directly ate Yi Tian's toe in one bite.

Then, in an instant, Qingpin's eyes bulged, and he spat out his foot. He bit Yi Tian twice, and his big cute eyes blurred as he began to cry.

While crying, he shouted, "So stinky … so stinky … so disgusting."

Qingpin did not think that Yi Tian was the most restless among Guhan's sword maidens. As long as he had free time, he would wander around everywhere, running at least 10 kilometers every day. Of course, his feet were filled with the smell of a beauty.

Perhaps because he felt that crying alone was not enough to vent his anger, Qingpin decided to take revenge on Yi Tian.

However, no one knew what was in her poor head. She actually stepped on the Heavenly Reliance's pair of towering, mountain-like European pies, and started jumping up and down.

Yes, that's right, Qingpin probably treated Yi Tian's opium pies as two springs. He stepped on them and began to jump crazily.

Not to mention, the elasticity of these two springs was really not bad. It actually allowed Qingpin to jump four or five meters high. Even the standing high jump of the Olympic Games might not be able to achieve such a result.

Qingpin jumped for dozens of minutes, and the huge movement even alerted Guhan.

But when Guhan saw this scene, his attention was not on Qingpin who deserved a spanking, but on Yi Tian who was still sleeping soundly under Qingpin's feet.

Even if there was the effect of alcohol, ordinary people should have woken up long ago after being tortured like this!

How could Yi Tian still sleep so soundly as if nothing had happened?

Thinking of this, Guhan did not stop Qingpin's terrible behavior. Instead, he became a focused spectator, carefully watching Qingpin's jump in his head, especially the moment when Qingpin's feet came into contact with Yi Tian's opium pies.

Yi Tian's opium pies underwent a wonderful transformation, and at the same time, it produced an upward elasticity, pushing Qingpin's body up again.

This was such a wonderful process that Guhan didn't feel tired even after watching it hundreds of times. On the other hand, Qingpin was a little tired from jumping. He was sweating profusely and was ready to give up on taking revenge on Yi Tian.

"Wait!" Guhan called out to Qingpin, "Continue jumping!

Don't stop unless I tell you to! "

"…" Things were often like this in the world. The same thing, if you took the initiative to do it, then you would feel that it was very enjoyable.

However, if someone forced you to do it, then you would feel that it was the most painful thing in the world.

To Qingpin, the current situation was more or less like this. No matter how happy she was jumping on Yi Tian's opium pies, when it became Guhan's mandatory order, Qingpin couldn't be happy no matter what.

Although she was still jumping, the expression on her face was as bitter as if her sword wielder had died. If she continued to jump, we didn't doubt that Qingpin would really start crying.

Fortunately, after a short while, Guhan suddenly slapped his head and instantly went back into the game. He didn't even have time to bring these sword ladies into the game.

However, Guhan didn't need to bring them in, because to Guhan, it was enough to have their sword ladies in the game.

After quickly completing all the foreplay, Guhan also saw the Third Reich for the 600th time. However, this time, Guhan was already prepared.

It was still the same fighting style as before. Guhan's sword attacked the surface of the Third Reich's armor.

However, it was different from before. Although Guhan's sword kept colliding with the Third Reich, the surface of the Third Reich's armor didn't even have a trace of damage.

Even with nano-level detection equipment, it wasn't able to detect a trace of damage.

This was almost impossible because even if an ant crawled across the surface of the Third Reich, nano-level detection equipment would be able to detect traces of the ant's path.

However, when Guhan's sword collided with it, nothing was left … Guhan didn't hide his strength. On the contrary, when Guhan attacked, the muscles on his entire arm bulged. It was obvious that he had poured all his strength into the sword in his hand.

"One sword!

Two swords!

Three swords!

… Nine swords! "

In a flash, Guhan slashed a total of nine swords on the Third Reich. If the trajectories of these nine swords were all connected, then one would be surprised to find that Guhan had drawn a lotus pattern on the surface of the Third Reich.

As soon as the lotus was drawn, Guhan fell from the Third Reich as if he had exhausted all his strength.

He fell heavily on the ground and didn't even have the strength to move his fingers, let alone get up from the ground.

"Trash!

Is that all you have?

You're not even as good as a woman! "

Hitler's laughter came from the Third Reich through the loudspeakers. At this time, only less than 20 seconds had passed since the start of the battle. In 20 seconds, Guhan fell to the ground like a dead dog. In Hitler's eyes, this guy was indeed not even as good as a woman.

"Trash!

Let the Fuhrer … "The Third Reich raised the particle cannon in its hand. As long as the cannon grazed the edge of Guhan's skin, Guhan's body would disintegrate in an instant and turn into a pile of the purest particles in the world.

"Fire!"

…

"Fire!"

…

"Fire!"

Hitler kept pressing the firing button in the control room, but there was no response from the Third Reich.

"Trash!

This machine crashed again! "

Hitler thought that the Third Reich had suddenly crashed. This was not an abnormal thing. No matter how powerful a computer was, it would still crash when it needed to.

But it didn't matter if it crashed, as long as it was restarted.

Hitler thought so too. When he pressed the restart button, the entire German Third Reich suddenly let out a loud roar. Then, the interior of the German Third Reich seemed to have lost all support. It collapsed to the ground like an inverted pyramid, completely turning into a pile of waste.

"This move, I'll call you Chaos Golden Lotus!"

Guhan, who was lying on the ground, looked at the scene in front of him with satisfaction and gave the fourth move of Chaos Swordsmanship such a name.