Master shook his head and said, "No, I forgot to bring the chain. You don't know that thieves these days are especially arrogant.
An electro-optic lock is useless. I still have to match it … "
"Alright, alright. Master, don't say anything else. Isn't it just a lock?
Brothers, lock it for Master! "Brother Ping shouted as he wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.
A group of lackeys rushed out. In the blink of an eye, Master's big white rabbit was tied up like a tortoise shell!
Master was dumbfounded as he exclaimed,
"Everyone has a lock?
Eh?
Why are there nails on the lock?
The safety measures are quite good, right?
Where did you buy it?
Is there a discount for group purchases? "
Everyone was speechless when they heard that. They collectively looked at Fatso as though they were asking, "Are you sure this master is reliable?"
Fatso laughed dryly and said, "Well, Master Wu is really amazing.
It's just that people from that era have suffered and been tired. Isn't it normal to maintain the habit of being thrifty? "
At that moment, Master Wu's cell phone rang. He picked it up and heard someone ask, "Are you Wu Yue?
Is this Lamborghini with the license plate number Xiang M9GY56 yours? "
"Yes, yes, yes … You are?"
"I'm a traffic policeman. It's fine if you park your car randomly, but why did you lock a girl in the car?"
"Aiya … I forgot in my hurry.
I was just flirting with girls at the bar ~ Awesome ~ Oh, cough, making coffee … Please wait a moment. I have something to do here. I'll be back soon. I definitely won't affect the traffic!
Aiya, I came to the village. I'm afraid of scratching the chassis … Can you wait for me?
Don't … Don't tow the car! "
After Master Wu hung up the phone, he realized that the group of people in front of him were looking at him as though they were looking at a ghost … Then, all of them looked at Fatso as though they were saying, "Is this the thrifty you were talking about?!"
Brother Ping pulled Fatso aside and asked, "Is this … really reliable?"
Fatso said, "It's not reliable. If he could make so much money, would he buy a Lamborghini?"
Brother Ping nodded and felt that it made sense. He patted Master Wu's shoulder and said, "Master, let's cut to the chase.
Take care of him, and the money will be negotiable. "
As soon as Master Wu hung up the phone, he immediately transformed from an old man in the marketplace into an enlightened master. He walked towards Yu Hui-fei and said, "I've seen many ghosts. Come, let me see yours."
"Whatever you have today, I'll take it from you!" Master Wu waved his hand as if he didn't care about anyone.
Before Yu Hui-fei could say anything, the Yellow Calabash lid opened and a white eyeball flew out, shouting, "Who wants to take me?"
Master Wu's pupils widened when he saw this. His body trembled, but he still maintained his composure. He pointed at Big Eyes and said, "You? You're just an eyeball ghost."
"What?
Is there a problem? "Big Eyes replied.
Master Wu sneered as he retreated. "You don't even have a complete ghost body. See how I take you!
Hey, where's my Dharma artifact?
I remember, I left it in the car. "
After Master Wu said that, he turned around and rushed out. As he ran, he shouted, "Little ghost, don't be arrogant. Don't run. Wait for me. I'll take the Dharma artifact to take you in."
As he spoke, Master Wu ran to the side of the electric scooter and quickly started it. Then, he said angrily, "It's right under my nose. Why did you lock so many things?
Are you locking tortoises?
Hurry up and give me the key! "
"Master, don't you want to take in the ghost?" Fatso asked.
Master Wu said, "Yes, I want to take in the ghost, but I didn't bring my Dharma artifact.
I'll go back and get it now. I'll take it after I get it. "
Then, when Master Wu saw Big Eyes fly forward, he was so frightened that his white hair almost stood on end. He didn't even bother with the scooter and ran away. As he ran, he shouted, "This ghost is too fierce. Let me go back and get my killer weapon. You guys hold it for a while!"
"Master, hurry up!" Fatso was about to cry.
At that moment, Brother Ping really regretted not locking the old fellow's body with more than ten locks.
F * * k, this was too much of a scam.
Actually, he couldn't blame Master Wu. Master Wu was a swindler to begin with. Besides, he had never encountered a real ghost before.
Many people felt that there was a ghost in their hearts. What they needed was psychological counseling.
He used psychology to earn money, but for a Big Eyes to fly out and talk was beyond his understanding.
If he didn't run, who would?
"Brother Ping, what do we do?" asked Fatso.
Brother Ping was also a ruthless person. If he ran, he wouldn't be able to survive in the underworld anymore. He stomped his feet and said, "Get your weapons. Who cares what ghost it is? Close the door and beat it!"
The two lackeys who had tried to close the door previously immediately blocked the door. They were very experienced. With their strength, they wouldn't be able to close the door. They might as well block it.
Brother Ping was also fierce. He pointed at Big Eyes and said, "I don't know what you are, but I believe that as long as I'm fierce enough, no ghost can harm me!"
Yu Hui-fei never expected Brother Ping to be so fierce. He even dared to make a move.
Just as Yu Hui-fei got into position and was about to throw the Yellow Calabash …
An angry roar sounded. "Who dares to cause trouble here!?"
The voice was as loud as a bell and as loud as thunder.
Following that, footsteps came from upstairs. Then, a huge figure walked down.
He was covered in grass and leaves, and his shoes were covered in mud. His eyes were like copper bells, and he was extremely fierce.
"Bull, bull, bull … The bull stood up!" One of the lackeys screamed in fear.
Pa!
Brother Ping slapped the lackey, tore open his shirt, and shouted, "My Brother Ping has been in the underworld for so many years. What has he not seen?
Bull's Head?
Pui! A Bull's Head condom, right?
Yu Hui-fei, you only know these tricks to confuse people.
Big Eyes can't do it, so you used a condom to scare us?
Brothers, I'll say this today. I don't care if he's a Bull's Head or a Dog's Head. Beat him into a pig's head! "
Yu Hui-fei originally thought that Brother Ping and the rest would run away the moment they saw the Bull's Head. He didn't expect Brother Ping to be so fierce. He was simply brainless!
Then, Yu Hui-fei saw Brother Ping holding something white in his hand. Upon closer inspection, he realized that it was a bottle of Erguotou that had been emptied!
This Brother Ping wasn't emboldened. He was acting crazy after drinking too much.
Brother Ping took the lead and waved his chain as he charged forward. With someone taking the lead, the other lackeys also charged forward while howling.
Yu Hui-fei had long retreated to Bull's Head's side. Seeing them charge over, he asked with concern, "Niu, can you do it?"
Bull's Head grinned and said, "You didn't call him Niu for nothing. Niu will help you settle them."
As he spoke, Bull's Head took a step forward.
Pa! Pa!
Pa! Yu Hui-fei saw the chain hit Bull's Head's body like raindrops. Bull's Head didn't even dodge.
Yu Hui-fei grinned and said, "Holy sh * t, Niu, don't tell me you're thinking of lying on the ground after getting beaten up?"
However, Bull's Head tilted his head and chuckled. "That's all your strength?
I can still do it. Use more strength! "
"Take this!"
Brother Ping jumped up and swung his chain at Bull's Head's head. In the end, Bull's Head's head turned red from the hit.
Bull's Head rolled his eyes and roared, "You f * * king copied my hairstyle?
Take this! "
Yu Hui-fei had heard of people getting angry after clashing their shirts, but this was the first time he had heard of someone getting angry after clashing their heads …
It's new here.