Yu Hui-fei hurriedly kicked him. "Go away."
Bull's Head tugged at Howling Celestial Dog's tail. Regardless of whether he was willing or not, he pulled him over and pinched his mouth.
Yu Hui-fei asked Cowherd, "What did that darn dog say just now?
I didn't hear it clearly. "
Cowherd's face turned red. "I … didn't … Hmm … I didn't hear it clearly."
Everyone said that they didn't hear it clearly, so they let it go.
Then, Yu Hui-fei continued asking, "Can you tell me about your marriage?
Are fairies really that fierce?
Don't misunderstand. It's mainly because I've considered finding a fairy as my wife.
I originally wanted to learn from you … "
When Cowherd heard that, his eyes widened. Then, he slapped Yu Hui-fei's thigh in an extremely loyal manner. "Don't!"
Yu Hui-fei gritted his teeth in pain. He estimated that the mark on his thigh would not disappear for a few days after this slap!
Yu Hui-fei said, "Brother, let's talk nicely. Let's not hit each other."
Cowherd said, "Brother, I'm sorry. I was too agitated.
Well, are you really interested in fairies? "
Yu Hui-fei subconsciously nodded. What a joke. Who wouldn't be interested in fairies?
On the other side, Bull's Head Ma Mian, Black and White Wuchang, and even Howling Celestial Dog cursed in unison, "Scumbag!"
Yu Hui-fei couldn't be bothered with them. He was busy trying to get information out of them.
But when he nodded …
Pa!
Cowherd slapped Yu Hui-fei's thigh again. "Don't!"
Yu Hui-fei hurriedly turned around and faced his back to Cowherd. He tried his best to keep his thigh away from Cowherd's slap!
Otherwise, it would be broken …
Yu Hui-fei said, "Well, why?"
Cowherd sighed and said, "If you really want to find one, remember, don't look for the Jade Emperor's family.
My history of blood and tears is a lesson for you. "
Yu Hui-fei was puzzled. An imperial family, and the number one imperial family in the world. Wasn't it a good thing to marry such a princess?
It was definitely the kind that brought honor to the ancestors, the kind that brought honor to eighteen generations of ancestors!
Even if the ancestors were dead, they would probably be dug out by the people of the Underworld and provided with delicious food and drinks.
That was truly a glory to the ancestors.
The cowherd sighed, "Because the imperial family is too dark, especially the mother-in-law who is too good at scheming."
Yu Hui-fei poured another cup of wine for the cowherd and asked, "Speak slowly."
The cowherd drank another mouthful before saying, "Hey, you should have heard of the Magpie Bridge Gathering, right?"
Yu Hui-fei nodded. "I've heard of your story. Your mother-in-law is quite cruel.
I drew a Milky Way between the two of you, separating you from each other and becoming a long-distance relationship.
They could only meet once a year. That was too cruel.
It's fine if she doesn't care about you, but why doesn't she care about her own daughter? "
The cowherd sneered and said, "What do you know?"
Yu Hui-fei was stunned. "Is there something wrong?"
The cowherd took the wine bottle and took a big gulp. "In the beginning, I also thought that the old woman was going through menopause and was deliberately making things difficult for me.
She didn't let me meet her daughter …
But at least with the help of the magpies, I was able to build a magpie bridge every year and meet my wife.
Back then, I was naive.
For the sake of that meeting, I worked hard, earned money, and bought the best gift for her. "
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "It's only right. After all, we only meet once a year.
It's not easy for us to meet, so we have to give her the best. "
The cowherd said, "That's what I thought and did.
Later on, I heard a rabbit say to me … "
"What did he say?" Yu Hui-fei asked curiously.
The cowherd said, "He told me that a day in Heaven is a year on Earth!"
Pfft!
Yu Hui-fei spat out a mouthful of wine!
The others immediately laughed …
Yu Hui-fei was very smart. He immediately understood the crux of the matter and couldn't help but curse, "Holy sh * t, how shady!"
The cowherd sighed and said, "That's right … It's too shady.
On the surface, I meet her once a year, but in fact, to her, we meet every day!
She eats, drinks, and dances every day. When it's time, she will come and meet me. Every day, she will receive a different gift.
As for me?
F * * k … "
Yu Hui-fei patted him on the shoulder in sympathy. At the same time, he lamented inwardly, "Damn it, I ruined my childhood!
I was blind when I was young, thinking that this was a romantic love story.
In the end, it's a good show of a black-hearted mother-in-law scheming against her son-in-law … "
However, Yu Hui-fei still said, "Alright, no matter what, didn't you sleep with her daughter?"
The cowherd chuckled and said, "Sleep my ass!
If I sleep, I won't have any complaints. "
Yu Hui-fei said in surprise, "No, rumor has it that you all have children."
The cowherd said, "Is a calf considered a child?
The people over there are simple and honest. Without the consent of both parents, how can they have intercourse? "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless, but he said, "Didn't they agree in the end?
Although they were separated, they still meet once a year. You have accumulated a year's worth of bullets. With your figure, wouldn't you have transformed into a Gatling gun? "
The cowherd didn't understand what a Gatling gun was, but he could guess the general meaning. He asked Yu Hui-fei with a flushed face, "Do you know what a Magpie Bridge Gathering is?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "I know. It's every year on Chinese Valentine's Day. A large group of magpies will gather and build the Magpie Bridge, allowing you and Zhinu to cross the galaxy and meet on the galaxy. That's a grand event in the world, right?"
The cowherd said, "That's right. Then tell me, in front of millions, tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions of magpies, can you bear to do it?"
Yu Hui-fei was stunned …
Then, he thought about it carefully. There were tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions of pairs of eyes looking at him. He immediately shuddered.
The cowherd continued, "Besides, my mother-in-law found someone to write our story into a romantic love story and spread it everywhere.
Everyone in the world knows that we will meet on Chinese Valentine's Day … There will be a sea of people watching the show!
What do you think we can do?
What can you do?
What can you do with that scene!? "
The cowherd questioned again and again. It was as though he was crying with blood in his eyes.
Yu Hui-fei was completely speechless. Countless magpies and people were watching. What the f * * k …
Not to mention anything else, even a sex fiend would wilt, right?
Yu Hui-fei coughed dryly and said, "This … is really ruthless."
Yu Hui-fei was completely convinced. The Queen Mother of the West's schemes were really impressive.
It was no wonder that immortals liked to use humans as chess pieces to play chess.
He did not think so before, but from the looks of it now, this f * * king chess expert was indeed impressive. She was careful with every step. She did not say that she would not allow you to marry her or touch her. She gave you a chance and then … checkmate!
Yu Hui-fei said, "Since it's not to your liking, why don't we divorce?"
The cowherd sighed and said, "I can't bear to … Actually, our Zhinu is quite nice …"
What else could Yu Hui-fei say? No matter how nice a girl was, he could not play if he could not eat her.
The cowherd was probably drunk. This time, he did not need Yu Hui-fei to ask. He said straightforwardly, "This time, our mountain was sealed by heavy snow and it was extremely cold. I drank a little too much, but for some reason, I was sent here.
Who knows what madness that old woman has this time! "
Yu Hui-fei was left speechless …
Yu Hui-fei did not think so. He subconsciously glanced at White Wuchang. He had a nagging feeling that their alcohol tolerance was similar.
However, Yu Hui-fei did not believe that the cowherd had beaten up the Queen Mother of the West.
After all, the cowherd was a mortal. No matter how much he drank, he would not have beaten the Queen Mother of the West, right?
It was mainly because he could not beat her!
However, Yu Hui-fei was not in a hurry. It was simple to know the answer!
Hence, Yu Hui-fei said, "Come, Brother. Let's not talk anymore. Let's drink."
Everyone raised their wine cups. The cowherd picked up the wine bottle and said heroically, "Let's drink. Bottoms up!"
Then, the cowherd raised his head and drank the rest of the wine.
After drinking, the cowherd's face turned redder. His eyes began to turn bloodshot.
When Yu Hui-fei saw this, he had an ominous feeling. He hurriedly hid far away.
Indeed, the next moment, the cowherd jumped up and pointed to the sky as he roared, "Darn old woman!
I'm the cowherd. Do you still remember me?
You rotten old woman, no one wants you, so you come to scam me?
How long has it been since the Jade Emperor touched you to make you look like this?
You are an old woman who is going through menopause. You don't have a protruding front or back, your chest is drooping, you don't have a butt, your waist is thick, and your face looks like it's been lashed … "
At first, Yu Hui-fei was stunned. It was not only him. Bull's Head Ma Mian, Black and White Wuchang, and the others had probably never seen the cowherd drunk before.
All of them were dumbfounded when they heard that.
However, the next moment, a group of people rushed forward and pressed the cowherd to the ground. They covered his mouth and tied him up.
At the same time, Bull's Head shouted, "Xiao Yu, come and help!
That old woman … Ahem, the Queen is very vengeful.
If she continues scolding, we will all be dead meat! "
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, his heart palpitated. He hurriedly ran over to help cover the cowherd's mouth …
The cowherd's drunkenness came on quickly and passed quickly. After struggling for a while, he fell asleep.
Everyone heaved a sigh of relief. However, just as they sat down, they saw the cowherd suddenly open his eyes. He exerted force, and the rope snapped!
He roared, "Stupid old woman!"
This time, Yu Hui-fei took the lead and rushed forward.
The others followed and quickly gagged and tied him up again.
This time, everyone was smarter. They knew that the cowherd was strong, so they tied him up with the Soul-Reaping Chain.
During this period, Hei Wuchang kept clamoring for him to wear his scapulae. If he wore it, the cowherd would not be able to cause trouble.
Of course, Yu Hui-fei refused. The cowherd was a poor child, so there was no need for him to use such underhanded methods.
Finally, the cowherd fell asleep again, but no one dared to rest. All of them sat around the cowherd, guarding against him from going berserk and cursing.
Seeing that the cowherd did not move for a long time, Yu Hui-fei asked, "Niu, you seem to have interacted with him.
But aren't you in charge of the internal affairs of the Netherworld?
Why are you so familiar with him? "
Bull's Head said, "Sigh … What else could it be?
Back when he was dating the Seven Fairies, his lifespan expired.
However, the Seven Fairies used their Dharmic powers to forcefully extend his life …
We can't tolerate that. Then, Old Black and Old White went over and ended up fighting.
This happened a few times. Later, the Jade Emperor issued a decree, so we turned a blind eye. "
Cui Jue said, "Back then, the Jade Emperor issued a decree to extend his life for 800 years. It's almost time now."
Yu Hui-fei said, "Will he die?"
Cui Jue shook his head and said, "The Queen Mother only likes to scheme. The Jade Emperor is magnanimous.
He actually takes good care of him … I reckon that he will extend his life when the time comes.
It's also possible for him to directly enter the ranks of immortals and live forever. "
Yu Hui-fei thought about it and agreed. He had the Seven Fairies backing him up. Whether he died or not was up to them.
It would not be that easy for him to die …
Thinking of this, Yu Hui-fei was a little envious.
However, when he thought of the Magpie Bridge Meeting, he immediately withered. He even suspected that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were playing the good cop and the bad cop!
Damn it, living like this is even worse than dying.
Could it be that they are using their actions to tell others not to have any designs on their daughters?
Is this equivalent to a live advertisement?
Thinking of this, Yu Hui-fei felt a chill run down his spine.
He could not help but sigh, "Fairies, you can only watch from afar, don't play with them!"
That night, no one slept much. It could not be helped. Cowherd was like a zombie. Who could stand it when he came back to life?
They were afraid that he would wake up in the middle of the night and continue scolding the Queen Mother. When that happened, they would be in trouble.
At the same time, Yu Hui-fei already understood why he was sent here. With his scolding, it would be good if he was not thrown into the Heavenly Prison or the Eighteen Levels of Hell.
The next morning …
Cowherd woke up and rubbed his head. He smiled at everyone honestly. When he opened his mouth, he saw the Black and White Wuchang picking up the Soul Reaping Chain!
Bull's Head Ma Mian took off his socks!
Yu Hui-fei rolled up his sleeves …
Cui Jue picked up the Judge's Pen.
All of them looked at him nervously!
He scratched his head and said, "Everyone, did you sleep well?"
When everyone heard that, they knew that he had probably sobered up. Otherwise, his first sentence after getting drunk would not be so gentle.
Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, but the next moment, they became angry. All of them cursed, "Well your sister!"
The next moment, Cowherd was thrown to the ground by everyone. Then, he was beaten up by the triads.
Until he was beaten up, he was still in a daze. He did not know why everyone was beating him up.
Yu Hui-fei looked askance at him, then looked at Bull's Head Ma Mian and the others.
When Bull's Head Ma Mian and Black and White Wuchang drank too much, they would at most hit their own people, which was just physical pain.
However, Cowherd would definitely not just hit people. He would directly harm his own people, and he might even kill them all in one go.
This kind of person was too dangerous. He thought that he must not let Cowherd drink in the future …
Furthermore, this fellow's insults after drinking were too vicious. Old women, menopause, sagging breasts, not protruding in the front, flat waist … Damn it, if Yu Hui was not the Queen Mother of the West, she would probably have gone berserk.
It was not that he would be pierced by ten thousand arrows, because those were all necessary gifts!
Before the Nine Thunderbolts, he would have to go through the Eighteen Levels of Hell for a hundred years!
However, Yu Hui-fei still went over and described Cowherd's performance the previous night.
When Cowherd heard that, he said in disbelief, "How is that possible?
I've never been so boorish in my life! "
Yu Hui-fei patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, but if you drink again, we will really have to tie you up and bury you in a secluded place."
Cowherd hurriedly shut up and said, "Don't worry, I won't drink too much in the future."
Yu Hui-fei nodded in relief and told Cowherd about his situation.
After Cowherd heard that, he exclaimed, "This is the mortal world?"
Yu Hui-fei nodded. "That's right. Is there a problem?"
Cowherd said tearlessly, "I thought that I could finally be separated from her for a year and let her feel the pain of seeing me once a year.
In the end … "
Yu Hui-fei patted him on the shoulder sympathetically and said, "Alright, don't talk about it. Since you're here, enjoy life."
What else could Cowherd say?
He hung his head and went downstairs with Yu Hui-fei.
When they went downstairs, Yu Hui-fei said, "There's a girl in the front yard …"
When Cowherd heard that, he shuddered and said, "Don't talk about a partner. Women are all traps!"
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes at him and said, "This girl is a good girl."
"Women are traps!
Zhinu is also a good girl, but didn't she still trap me?
The Queen Mother of the West is a fairy and a role model. Even if the other women don't follow suit and surpass the master, they should at least be 70 to 80% similar, right?
Brother, I'm experienced. Listen to me.
Staying away from women is true freedom and happiness! "Cowherd said to Yu Hui-fei in all seriousness.
Yu Hui-fei glanced at him and said, "Forget it. If you really think so, why did you bring Brother Wei back?"
Cowherd did not avoid it and said bluntly, "It's prepared for my Big Yellow Cow. Recently, he's a little powerless."
Yu Hui-fei immediately broke out in a cold sweat. F * * k, so that's what happened!
It was no wonder this 800-year-old virgin wanted Brother Wei. His feelings were not for his own use.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Alright, don't say anything else."
At this moment, Cui Jue shouted, "Xiao Yu, it's time to eat."
Yu Hui-fei said, "Let's go. It's time to eat."
"Brother, listen to me. Stay away from women and cherish your life." Cowherd did not give up.
Yu Hui-fei said helplessly, "Brother, can we not talk about this?"
Cowherd said in a very loyal manner, "No!
Good brothers are loyal to each other. I can't just watch you fall into the pit of fire when I'm the one who has fallen into the abyss of suffering.
Don't worry. If you are too embarrassed to reject her, I'll help you chase her out later! "
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, his forehead broke out in a cold sweat. He wished he could immediately go to the fourth floor and flip through that lousy book to see if there was a way to return the prisoners.
F * * k, if he messed things up, he would really want to kill someone!
Yu Hui-fei said, "Brother Lang, if you really treat me as a brother, can you not mess things up?
I've been single for more than 20 years! "
Cowherd looked at him enviously. "You're so lucky!"
When Yu Hui-fei heard this, he immediately exploded. He tugged at his hair and cursed inwardly, F * * k you, Cowherd. You're really a f * * king bull. You're so stubborn!
You won't stop until I become a bachelor for eight hundred years! "
Yu Hui-fei took a deep breath and suppressed his urge to beat up Cowherd.
He looked around and realized that Bull's Head, Ma Mian, and the rest weren't around. He probably couldn't beat them even if he fought.
Yu Huifei tried his best to squeeze out a smile. He gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words, "Brother Lang, I thank your ancestors in advance."
Cowherd patted his chest and said righteously, "You don't have to be so polite. You don't have to thank them either.
Don't worry. With me around, no woman will be able to get within three meters of you! "
Yu Hui-fei raised his head with tears in his eyes. He wailed in his heart, "F * * k, Queen Mother of the West. What the f * * k is wrong with you to send this guy to me?"
Yu Hui-fei finally had no choice but to say to Cowherd, "Alright, brother, I'll tell you everything.
None of us know how to cook.
That woman is here to cook for us. If you want to eat delicious food, you have to rely on her.
So … "
Cowherd patted his chest and said righteously, "Isn't it just cooking?
I can!
Brother, you don't have to accommodate her because of this!
It won't be a problem to chase her away! "
Yu Hui-fei was burning with rage. Why was this idiot in front of him so honest?
F * * k, are you the only one with poor eyesight?
Don't you understand that I'm here to pick up chicks?
I want chicks!
Shouldn't I chase her away?
Am I subservient to him and tactfully reject him?
Yu Hui-fei was puzzled. How did Cowherd's intelligence catch up to Zhinu? Did Zhinu like retards?
However, Yu Hui-fei still said, "Brother Lang, it's like this … Uh … The dishes she cooks are to my liking.
It's also to other people's liking. Everyone likes this … Your cooking might be delicious too.
But it might not be to our liking. Do you understand? "
Cowherd was taken aback. Then, he stroked his chin and nodded in all seriousness, "I think … I understand a little.
Indeed, everyone's taste is different. You might not like what I cook. "
Yu Hui-fei thought to himself, Amitabha. This fellow has finally been enlightened!
Then, Cowherd grinned and said with a hint of craftiness in his honest manner, "But brother, don't worry. I was born with a talent.
That is, a photographic memory. I'll secretly learn from her later. After I learn her dishes, hehe … "
Yu Hui-fei thought to himself, "Hehe, your grandpa!
You still want to f * * king chase away my woman?
Are you even human?
Pui! "
Regardless, Cowherd had agreed not to take action.
Yu Hui-fei wiped his cold sweat and brought Cowherd to the dining hall.
Other than Bull's Head Ma Mian, Xiao Tianquan, the rest were waiting in the dining hall.
When Liu Xin saw Yu Hui-fei bring a stranger over, she immediately brought a pair of chopsticks and a bowl.
Yu Hui-fei gave Cowherd a look as though he was saying, "Do you see that?
This is a woman. She's considerate! "
However, Cowherd chuckled and whispered, "Those who are unaccountably solicitous are hiding evil intentions. Women are indeed crafty!
Brother, you have to be careful. "
Yu Hui-fei felt miserable. He really wanted to smash the bowl in front of him on his face!
However, he also knew that Cowherd was a pitiful person.
He was an 800-year-old virgin with a wife. If he were an ordinary person, he would have long had a child with the cow …
Yu Hui-fei could understand that this fellow was a little mentally abnormal.
Therefore, he patted his shoulder and said, "Sit down and eat."
After Cowherd sat down, he saw a bowl of porridge and frowned slightly.
At this moment, Liu Xin pushed a dish over. It was a plate of spicy cabbage.
Yu Huifei didn't say anything else. He picked up a piece and took a bite.
Spicy cabbage with porridge. Yu Hui-fei enjoyed it very much.
After Cowherd took a bite, he frowned and muttered, "The taste … is really good.
No wonder she can threaten you with food. Don't worry, brother will definitely save you from the sea of fire. "
Yu Hui-fei broke out into a sweat as he hurriedly carried the bowl to sit beside Liu Xin.
However, before he could sit down, a huge figure rushed in front of him and sat beside Liu Xin.
The two-meter-tall figure was like a wall, blocking all of Yu Hui-fei's vision and sealing off all of Liu Xin's vision.
Yu Hui-fei looked at Cowherd resentfully. Cowherd grinned and laughed. He puffed out his chest as though he was saying, "There's no need to thank me!"
Yu Hui-fei slammed his head on the table, thinking, "F * * k, let me die!
Who the f * * k dragged this fellow away? Save me! "
Liu Xin was also dumbfounded, but she did not ask further. She ate quietly.
After eating, Liu Xin began cleaning the kitchen. However, Cowherd said, "There's no need. Leave this to me."
"This …" Liu Xin looked at Yu Hui-fei in astonishment.
Yu Hui-fei said, "This is my cousin. You can just call him Brother Lang."
Yu Hui-fei then introduced Liu Xin. "This is our customer. She's also the most beautiful flower in our yard, Sister Liu Xin."
Cowherd chuckled. Just as he was about to speak, Yu Hui-fei was afraid that the fellow would say something annoying, so he directly said, "Alright, don't say anything. If you have nothing to do, go take a look around the cemetery. See if there are any wild boars coming over to take advantage of you."
Cowherd already knew that Yu Hui-fei had a cemetery here. He also knew that some heroes were buried there.
This fellow was also hot-blooded. Back when he heard the stories of the heroes, he was moved to tears.
He patted his chest and shouted that he wanted to protect them. Now that he heard this, he nodded and said, "Don't worry. I'll go now."
With that said, he did not vie with Liu Xin for the chores in the kitchen. When he went outside, he carried a pickaxe and went to the cemetery.
Yu Hui-fei asked in puzzlement, "Brother Lang, why are you carrying a pickaxe?"
Cowherd casually waved the pickaxe in his hand as though he was waving a straw stick. He said domineeringly, "This thing is handy!"
Yu Hui-fei was rendered speechless. Indeed, people with the word "awesome" in their names were all men with monstrous strength!
Yu Hui-fei found the pickaxe heavy even when he swung it a few times. Yet, it was like a straw in Cowherd's hands. Comparisons really could not be made.
Ignoring Cowherd, Yu Hui-fei turned to Liu Xin and said, "This cousin of mine suffered a very serious emotional injury back then. Therefore, when he sees women, he will subconsciously hate them.
He will do things that, uh … aren't too out of line, but aren't very likable either.
Please forgive him … "
"He had an emotional injury?" Liu Xin said in surprise.
Yu Hui-fei nodded. Before he could say anything, he heard Liu Xin say, "Someone has liked such a silly person?"
Yu Hui-fei was rendered speechless. Only then did he recall that although Liu Xin had a good personality, she would occasionally speak without thinking.
He could imagine how it would feel when the two of them were together in the future …
One was intentional, while the other was unintentional. They would be at loggerheads!
Yu Hui-fei immediately felt like his head was about to explode. His days were not going to be good!
However, Yu Hui-fei still said, "Don't tell him that."
Liu Xin also realized that she had said something wrong. She covered her mouth and said, "Got it, but how was he injured?"
Yu Hui-fei thought for a moment and quickly made up a lie.
There was no other way. He couldn't tell the truth and say that the cowherd had encountered the most black-bellied father-in-law and mother-in-law in the world, right?
Hence, Yu Hui-fei said, "It's like this. He had a girlfriend in the past, and they had a pretty good relationship.
But later, when they were talking about marriage, his mother-in-law was obstructing them and almost ruined the marriage.
But after they got married, his mother-in-law and father-in-law didn't stop. They joined forces to disgust him.
Look, he has been married for a few years, but he hasn't slept with his wife yet.
He still needs to hand over his salary to buy gifts every day. He can't miss a day.
More importantly, his wife lives in a luxurious villa, and he can only live in the village … "
Upon hearing this, Liu Xin covered her mouth and said, "There's actually such a person in this world?
Either he doesn't get married, or he can't live together after getting married. What's going on? "
Yu Hui-fei said, "You can't understand, right?"
Liu Xin nodded and said, "I can't understand either."
Yu Hui-fei said, "I can't understand either. Perhaps it's menopause … Forget it, let's not talk about this.
Can our pickled vegetables be eaten? "
At the mention of food, Liu Xin immediately forgot the previous matter. "Not yet. The sour taste isn't enough.
Just wait a little longer …
By the way, go out with me in a while. I'll buy some flour. "
Yu Hui-fei nodded. He had already mentioned this yesterday.
Furthermore, he really needed some noodles. Otherwise, it would be very troublesome to make breakfast for so many people in the morning.
If it were dumplings, it would be simple. Liu Xin wouldn't have to wake up so early. It would be too tiring.
Hence, the two of them went out to buy noodles. In the end, they found out that the only grain store in the village had been bought out.
Not only were there no more noodles, there weren't even any bags left.
Only then did Yu Hui-fei recall that the snow had sealed off the mountain, preventing supplies from entering. The villagers were probably panicking and starting to hoard supplies.
However, the ones who were truly hoarding supplies weren't the local villagers. After all, they had fields and sufficient food.
The ones who were hoarding supplies were mainly the foreign merchants. These people didn't have land, and with the snow sealing off the mountain, they had to hoard a large amount of food. Otherwise, they might not be able to have their next meal.
Yu Hui-fei said with a bitter smile, "It looks like our plan to make dumplings and bean buns has gone up in smoke."
Liu Xin rubbed her chin and said, "That's right … However, we can't always eat rice, right?
That's too boring … "
With that said, Liu Xin snapped her fingers and said, "I got it!"
Yu Hui-fei subconsciously asked, "How many months has it been?"
"Pui!" Liu Xin spat at Yu Hui-fei and left with a red face.
Yu Hui-fei grinned and followed behind Liu Xin. He placed his hands behind his head and whistled …
At this moment, Old Zhang, who was by the side of the road, glanced over and chuckled. "Little hooligan!"
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes at him, but he still asked, "Old Master, how's business recently?"
"Scram!
The snow has sealed off the roads. It's difficult for people to walk, so who would still ride a bicycle?
There aren't many people who fix zippers, "Old Zhang said in a bad mood.
Yu Hui-fei laughed out loud. "Then why are you still out here setting up a stall?
At this time, you should be drinking some alcohol on the kang bed. "
Old Zhang shook his head and said, "What's the point of drinking alone? It's boring."
Yu Hui-fei was taken aback. He had always thought that the old man had brought a family with him, but he never expected him to be alone.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Is your entire family gone?"
Old Zhang threw the plank in his hand over. "You're the one who's gone!
Young people are all out adventuring. "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless. He picked up the plank and gently threw it back. "Why don't you come to my place for a drink tomorrow night?"
The old man was taken aback. "Your place?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "That's right. Looking at the time, tomorrow should be the first day of the tenth lunar month, right?
Winter Clothes Day. Paying respects to our ancestors. After that, let's have a chat? "
Old Zhang's eyes lit up, but he immediately suppressed it. He said impatiently, "Let's talk about it tomorrow."
Yu Hui-fei nodded and called Liu Xin home.
Liu Xin said, "Winter Clothes Day?
That's rare in the South. "
Yu Hui-fei said, "The first day of the tenth lunar month is Winter Clothes Day. Northerners celebrate it more.
Just like the middle of June in the South, it's basically the same in the North.
However, Winter Clothes Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day, and the fifteenth of July are known as the Three Ghost Festivals. They are also festivals to pay respects to our ancestors. Even if you haven't experienced it, you should have heard of it, right? "
Liu Xin nodded. "I've heard of it, but I've never experienced it before.
I've only studied the delicacies of various places. I rarely study these things.
Then, do you need me to do anything tomorrow? "
Yu Hui-fei nodded. "I really do. I have multicolored paper at home. Let's fold some flowers together and make some clothes. We need to add some cotton inside."
Liu Xin's eyes lit up, as though she was very interested.
At this moment, Black and White Wuchang came over. This time, the two of them did not dampen the mood. Instead, they nodded and said, "That's right. Burn more tomorrow. It's a good thing!"
Yu Hui-fei was taken aback. Could it really be useful?
However, with Liu Xin around, it wasn't appropriate for him to ask further.
At noon, Niu Lang returned. The moment he came back, his eyes began staring at Liu Xin.
Liu Xin thought that the fellow was sick in the head, so she wasn't angry. From time to time, she would look at him with pity.
However, Niu Lang didn't think much of it. He sat there and stared at Liu Xin. It was as though he wasn't chasing her away, but he was staring at her. If she felt uncomfortable, she should leave.
In the end, Liu Xin, the adorable lass, smacked her forehead and went back to the house to take out her drawing board. Then, she began drawing at the motionless Niu Lang.
He reckoned that it would not be easy to meet such a motionless, honest, and unique person.
In any case, Liu Xin was quite happy.
When she finished drawing and stuffed it into Niu Lang's hands, he was dumbfounded!
Liu Xin said, "Thank you for your cooperation!"
Niu Lang scratched his head and looked at the drawing in his hand. He grinned and said, "Damn …"
Although Niu Lang didn't like girls, Liu Xin's drawing was indeed very good. Her drawing wasn't abstract or impressionistic, but realistic.
It was the same for sketching …
Yu Hui-fei didn't know how to draw, but it was the first time Yu Hui-fei had seen something that looked like a real person drawn with various colored pencils!
Yu Hui-fei couldn't help but say, "Sigh, Brother Lang, if you don't like it, why don't you give it to me?"
Niu Lang rolled his eyes at Yu Hui-fei. "I … I don't like it, but I can use it as a paper to wipe your ass!"
With that said, Niu Lang turned around and left.
Yu Hui-fei scratched his head and said, "Brother Lang, that paper is hard!"
Niu Lang scoffed and said, "When we didn't have paper, we used wood to scrape it!
You are talking to me about hard? "
Yu Hui-fei instantly imagined a tall and burly fellow squatting in the grass, grabbing an extremely sharp piece of wood and slowly extending it behind him …
Yu Hui-fei shuddered as he said emotionally, "Wiping your ass like that probably doesn't have hemorrhoids, right?
Even if there is, it would be gone … "
Yu Hui-fei turned back to look at Liu Xin and threw up his hands, indicating that his cousin's brain really wasn't that good.
Liu Xin smiled and said, "Alright, don't explain.
However, I think your cousin is pretty good.
All these years, I've never met a model who can sit motionlessly for an entire day.
He's really impressive. He can actually sit still.
You don't know, but his eyes didn't even blink.
He's too talented. If there's nothing to do in the future, I'll introduce him to be a model, right? "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless …
There were many girls who studied art. To throw Niu Lang to the women?
Yu Hui-fei guessed that Niu Lang would explode on the spot.
He watched as Liu Xin chuckled and ran off to prepare dinner.
Yu Hui-fei rubbed his stomach and mumbled, "Although I didn't eat lunch, dinner should be settled."
When he went to the backyard, Yu Hui-fei saw Niu Lang sprawled there. Hei Wuchang was jumping on him!
Yu Hui-fei asked in puzzlement, "What are you doing?"
Hei Wuchang said, "Oh, this fellow said that his back hurts and wanted me to give him a massage.
However, his skin is rough and his flesh is thick. I didn't feel anything when I pressed him, so I just stepped on his back.
In the end, it was useless, so I could only jump … "
He asked curiously, "Brother Lang is an ordinary person after all, but why do I feel that he's ridiculously strong?
I'm talking about his physique. "
White Wuchang said, "If it were you, you would also have a pair of Qilin iron arms after living for eight hundred years and being single for eight hundred years."
An image flashed across Yu Hui-fei's mind once again. Every night, when it was quiet, Niu Lang would stand in front of the window and practice the Left and Right Inter-combat Technique.
Thinking back to the eight hundred years …
Yu Hui-fei actually felt that this was very reliable!
On the ground, Niu Lang did not know what they were talking about. He said proudly, "I didn't do anything else for the past eight hundred years.
When I had nothing to do, I punched the tree. Later on, the tree couldn't withstand my trampling, so I hit the rock.
I heard from the elders that the more you train, the stronger your body becomes. There's no need to be afraid of injury.
As long as you train day and night, your bones, skin, and strength will become stronger.
I just train every day … "
Yu Hui-fei believed this. In the past, an old martial arts master had said that the human body was actually no different from bacteria or viruses.
They would evolve due to the changes in the environment and the needs of survival, making the most suitable changes.
However, bacteria and viruses changed quickly, while humans changed slowly.
Therefore, when the ancients practiced martial arts, they swung their fists at rocks or trees. It was to train their bodies to a critical point, hinting to their bodies that they had to evolve to become even harder. Otherwise, they would break down.
Therefore, after the body received this signal, every time there was a crack in the bones or a tear in the flesh, they would repair it to make it even stronger than before.
This was why many people who practiced martial arts all year round would have thick calluses on their fists and palms.
Why was it that people could split rocks with their bare hands, while ordinary people couldn't even split a small wooden plank?
This was also why people often talked about cultivation. What was cultivation? People had trained hard for decades to build a body of steel and iron. That was cultivation!
If you didn't have deep cultivation, you would definitely be at a disadvantage in a clash.
Coupled with all kinds of combat skills, they were like humanoid combat machines.
In this way, Niu Lang had trained hard for eight hundred years. That cultivation … No wonder his physique was so strong.