Yu Hui-fei was taken aback …
Previously, everyone had more or less allocated the rooms. The front yard was mainly for the guest rooms. Yu Hui-fei did not arrange for Niu Lang to be there because of the principle of making money first.
Of course, Yu Hui-fei was mainly afraid that this fellow was too honest. He would sleep talk in the middle of the night and expose them.
Therefore, it was better to arrange him in the backyard.
However, there were no more rooms in the backyard. Yu Hui-fei could only arrange for Niu Lang to stay in Howling Celestial Dog's room.
In the beginning, Niu Lang despised it …
With regards to this, Howling Celestial Dog glared at everyone.
However, Yu Hui-fei never expected that Niu Lang would actually bring the wild boar into the house to sleep …
F * * k …
However, Yu Hui-fei said, "Brother, he has already bathed the wild boar. Don't despise him."
Howling Celestial Dog sneered and said, "I despise him. If you can enter the house, I won't despise him."
Yu Hui-fei looked suspiciously at Howling Celestial Dog. "Let's go down and take a look."
When they arrived at Howling Celestial Dog's room, Yu Hui-fei leaned against the window and looked inside. He saw a white thing lying on the bed.
The man beside him was half-naked, hugging that thing and sleeping soundly …
The two seemed to be singing a chorus. The wild boar roared once!
Niu Lang grunted once …
One high and one low, just like the sound of thunder!
However, Yu Hui-fei was puzzled. "Why is that wild boar white?"
Howling Celestial Dog said, "I don't know … Who cares what color it is. Anyway, it stinks!"
Yu Hui-fei nodded. He guessed that the wild boar was most likely white.
However, from rolling in the mud in the forest every day, its body was covered with a layer of mud, so it looked black.
Now that it was washed clean, it became white.
A big white wild boar was a bit rare.
Pushing open the door, just as Yu Hui-fei was about to enter, he turned around and came out while covering his nose …
"Aiyah … Holy sh * t!
This is too smelly! "
Yu Hui-fei could not help but curse!
He thought that since the wild boar had been washed from a black pig to a white one, the smell wouldn't be so bad anymore.
However, he had forgotten that during the winter in the Northeast, every household was sealed.
In the enclosed space, the smell continued to gather. At first, the smell of the wild boar might have felt like a fart, but after a long time, it was like a nuclear weapon!
The Celestial Hound sneered at Yu Hui-fei and said, "Go in, go in."
Yu Hui-fei looked at the mocking Xiao Tianquan and raised his eyebrows. "According to what you mean, if I go in, you will go in and sleep with them?"
Howling Celestial Hound said, "Of course, Lord Dog's spit is worth every nail!
Words spoken are like spilled water! "
Yu Hui-fei nodded and said, "Okay."
After saying that, Yu Hui-fei took a deep breath and rushed in.
In that instant, the Celestial Hound was frightened and exclaimed, "Do you want to die?"
Yu Hui-fei went in and was in no hurry to come out. He just stood inside.
Although the smell was extremely pungent, when he thought of the bastard Celestial Hound's eyes, Yu Hui-fei endured it …
When the Celestial Hound saw that Yu Hui-fei wasn't coming out, it was instantly dumbfounded.
Yu Hui-fei hooked his finger at it. "Come, come in. Don't stand on ceremony.
How can you not enter your own doorstep? "
The Celestial Hound grinned and said, "Holy sh * t, you win!"
Yu Hui-fei said, "Come, come, come. Come in."
The Celestial Hound snorted coldly and gritted its teeth to enter …
However, a dog's nose was much better than Yu Hui-fei's. At that instant, the fellow's eyes rolled back as he turned to run out.
Yu Hui-fei rushed forward and pulled the Celestial Hound's tail, shouting, "Darn dog, you said it yourself. If I come in, you will come in.
Why are you running!? "
The Celestial Hound yelled, "Let go. I'm going to vomit."
Yu Hui-fei said, "I don't care if you vomit or not. Come in.
You said it yourself. Every spit is a nail … "
Pui!
The Celestial Hound spat on the ground and then squinted its eyes. "Do you think this is a nail?"
Yu Hui-fei shook his head.
The Celestial Hound said, "Yes, it's not a nail. How can you tell me that every spit is a nail?"
Yu Hui-fei: "You said it."
The Celestial Hound said boldly, "You believe what I say?
Are you brainless? "
"F * * k you!" Yu Hui-fei finally understood. This darn dog was obviously going to go back on its word.
Yu Hui-fei forcefully pulled the dog's tail and threw the Celestial Hound into the house. Then, he rushed out and closed the door. "You stay inside …"
Before Yu Hui-fei finished speaking, he saw the Celestial Hound stroll over from the side.
Yu Hui-fei was stunned …
The Celestial Hound chuckled coldly. "Did you forget that this house has a back door?"
Yu Hui-fei: "@ #% …"
The Celestial Hound did not keep its promise and insisted on running out. Yu Hui-fei could not stop it.
In the end, Yu Hui-fei brought the Celestial Hound back to the room. The man and dog dealt with each other for the night.
Early the next morning, Yu Huifei could hear pigs roaring, people shouting, and geese roaring. Anyway, it was a complete mess.
Yu Huifei leaned against the window and looked down. She saw the cowherd with his upper body bare and wearing a pair of underpants standing at the small canal where the spring flowed out. He was playing with the big wild boar in the water.
Not to mention how exciting that scene was, how painful it was for the eyes.
Yu Hui-fei rubbed his glabella and hurriedly ran down. "Brother Lang, come over. We have to have a chat."
"Wait, let me wash my face with my baby first." The cowherd waved his hand and continued playing with the water.
Yu Hui-fei was rendered speechless, but he could only wait.
When the cowherd was done playing, he brought the white wild boar over.
"Xiao Yu, what's the matter?" asked the cowherd.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Your … Your pig is too smelly. It made the Celestial Hound run away."
The cowherd was taken aback before he said with a smile, "I was wondering why he didn't come back to sleep last night. So it's because he's afraid of this.
However, it's not that I want to criticize him, but look at my pig. It's so white. How is it dirty?
Not to mention anything else, just the color alone, my pig is pure white, which is rare even among wild boars.
Look at that dog, it's black … "
Before the cowherd could finish speaking, he felt a killing intent approach. Then, he saw the Celestial Hound lying on the second floor's window. It was looking down with a cold glint in its eyes!
The white wild boar was so frightened that it hurriedly hid behind the cowherd like a young lady.
The cowherd coughed dryly and said, "Little Tian, good morning."
"Good my ass!" The Celestial Hound cursed and jumped down from the second floor. It asked, "What did you say about me?
What did I do? "
The cowherd was a little embarrassed as he scratched his head. "Nothing … Well, is he really smelly?"
The Celestial Hound and Yu Hui-fei shouted at the same time, "Can't you smell it?"
The cowherd shook his head …
The man and dog were rendered speechless. This fellow's nose wasn't good!
The cowherd said, "I've always lived with my old yellow ox. I'm used to the smell of this animal.
So I don't feel anything … "
With that said, the cowherd said with a bitter smile, "I just never expected the smell to scare you away … If it doesn't work, I'll bring it to the straw hut on the third floor?"
Yu Hui-fei thought about it and felt that it was possible.
However, there was a problem. What if Liu Xin asked him where he and the wild boar were staying?
That wouldn't be easy. After all, the yard was only so big and there were only a few rooms.
If it happened once or twice, it could be said that they had gone out to play. But if it happened too many times, even a fool would become suspicious.
Yu Hui-fei voiced out his worries.
The cowherd said, "Look, I told you that women are troublesome."
Yu Hui-fei hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt him. "I'm talking about your pig now, not women."
Just as they were about to speak, they heard the grunting of a pig not far away.
Then, the cowherd turned his head and saw his white wild boar sprawled at the entrance of the pigsty, crying out at it.
In the pigsty, the domestic pig that Gou Butong had sent over previously raised its eyelids and looked at the wild boar indifferently.
The wild boar seemed to be tempted as it circled the entrance. From time to time, it would use its fangs to touch the metal door, as though it wanted to enter.
Yu Hui-fei's eyes lit up when he saw this. "Hey … Brother Lang, why don't we fulfill their wish?"
"No!" The cowherd immediately rejected it.
The Celestial Howling Dog said, "They're a pig with a pig's looks and a pig's love. They're such a good match. Are you going to break them up?"
The cowherd shook his head and said, "Women are a trap. As someone who's experienced it …"
"Come over here!
If you can convince your wild boar not to go into heat, I'll listen to you. "Yu Hui-fei was afraid of the cowherd's bullsh * t theory, so he quickly interrupted him.
When the cowherd heard that, he nodded vigorously. Then, he walked over and kicked the wild boar. "You, scram!"
The wild boar was also a coward. After being kicked, it immediately didn't dare to go into heat. It turned around and ran straight into the house.
Yu Hui-fei looked at all of this in a dumbfounded manner. He couldn't help but curse. "Holy sh * t … Is this still the wild boar from the mountains?
Is this a f * cking dog?
Hey … Brother Gou, don't look at me like that. I'm not talking about you. "
The cowherd walked over. "Look, it's done."
Although the cowherd didn't agree with his wild boar being a partner, he had indeed considered the problem of the Celestial Howling Dog.
Finally, he stuffed the wild boar into the kennel that was originally prepared for the Celestial Howling Dog …
For this, Cui Jue even personally expanded the kennel's door.
With regards to this, the cowherd was very satisfied.
As for the Celestial Howling Dog, it went around looking for floral water and perfume. Once it entered the house, it sprayed it.
The windows were opened all day, shouting that it wanted to let the smell out.
With regards to this happy ending, Yu Hui-fei also heaved a sigh of relief.
Looking at the sky, it was almost dawn.
Yu Hui-fei quickly got everyone to prepare. Today was Winter Clothes Day. He had to pay respects to his ancestors.
It wasn't convenient for Bull's Head Ma Mian to go, but the others followed.
After all, there was Liu Xin at home who didn't know anything.
Black and White Wuchang was known as Yu Hui-fei's cousin. Brother Lang was known as Yu Hui-fei's eldest cousin. Cui Jue was Yu Hui-fei's uncle …
Therefore, they really had no reason not to go to their grandfather's grave today.
These guys were people who had lived for countless years. They had seen countless ghosts in the underworld. Which one of them wouldn't tremble when they saw them?
For so many years, it was the ghosts who knelt when they saw them …
Suddenly, one day, they had to kneel to other ghosts. That feeling …