With that said, the Jade Emperor stood up and said, "Xiao Yu, don't worry about that.
When I go back, I'll settle the score with this old fellow.
Does he really think that I won't teach him a lesson because of the rabbit? "
Then, the Jade Emperor took out a token and threw it to Yu Hui-fei. "This token can contact me directly, but it can only be used once. Use it as you see fit."
Yu Hui-fei knew that the Jade Emperor had given him a treasure sword that could reach the heavens. In the future, if someone were to embezzle his things, he could complain.
Of course, if word of this spread, no one would dare to embezzle his things.
In fact, Yu Huifei wondered if he would ever encounter something that he would have to go to the Jade Emperor to resolve in his life.
Therefore, although it could only be used once, it was enough. This thing was actually used as a deterrent.
Yu Hui-fei thanked him and the Jade Emperor stood up and walked out.
When Taibai Jinxing saw this, he hurriedly followed. When he passed by Yu Hui-fei, he whispered, "Work hard and ascend as soon as possible. Let's have tea together."
Yu Hui-fei cupped his hands. "Definitely …"
At that moment, the Jade Emperor suddenly turned around and looked at the cowherd. "Son-in-law, let's have a chat?"
The cowherd rolled his eyes. "What do you want to talk about?"
The Jade Emperor grinned. "Let's talk about a heart-to-heart."
The cowherd pursed his lips …
The Jade Emperor added, "Scold that old woman."
The cowherd's eyes lit up …
Then, the Jade Emperor pulled the cowherd out. Not long after, a roar came from the mountain.
Yu Hui-fei and the others covered their ears and stopped listening …
Squatting in the corner, Yu Hui-fei asked Taibai Jinxing, "The Jade Emperor has a lot of opinions about the Goddess."
Taibai Jinxing smiled bitterly and said, "All men know … Women like to let their imaginations run wild when they have nothing to do. Or, they will find something to flirt with you and enjoy the feeling of you coaxing her.
If you don't coax her, she will be angry …
If you really coax her, she will really think that you have done something guilty.
The outcome … You know.
Anyway, it won't be peaceful …
Which man doesn't have a bit of resentment towards his wife?
But then again, to be able to go through so many years together, there must be more advantages than disadvantages. Otherwise, what man would tolerate a woman for so many years?
Conversely, which man didn't have some bad habits?
It wasn't easy for women to endure it as well.
Outsiders won't be able to understand the matters at home. "
Yu Hui-fei thought about it and felt that it made sense.
Moreover, from the Jade Emperor's tone, although he was venting, it was actually a kind of doting …
It was obvious that he was not afraid of the Queen Mother of the West. Instead, he was a man who doted on her.
In the end, the Jade Emperor left.
The door closed, and everyone in the room fell to the ground with a thud. They panted heavily and wiped the cold sweat off their foreheads …
Someone muttered.
"Niu, your attitude towards the Jade Emperor wasn't very good."
"You're talking about me?
Is your attitude any better?
His face is like a horse's skin … "
"Alright, that's enough.
I just want to ask, who took off the Jade Emperor's pants today? "Hei Wuchang asked.
Everyone turned to look at Ma Mian!
Ma Mian said, "You guys took off his clothes first, okay?
Bull's Head, you threw him into the water! "
White Impermanence said, "If I remember correctly, the Howling Celestial Dog also gave him a Thousand Years of Death."
Xiao Tianquan's face turned black, and he sweated profusely. "Don't talk nonsense, you must have remembered wrongly!"
Then, everyone looked at Yu Hui-fei …
Yu Hui-fei smiled bitterly. "Don't look at me, what I did is even more ridiculous than all of you.
I actually f * cking asked him if Chang 'e was his mistress, and if the Queen Mother of the West exiled Chang' e because she was jealous … "
When everyone heard that, they were all speechless …
Then, they laughed maniacally.
…
After all, everyone was someone who had lived for many years, especially Bull's Head, Ma Mian, and the other Yin Gods.
They were used to seeing life and death, so they were not as afraid of death as they imagined.
Now that they had a good chat, they had thought things through. Who cared if he would die tomorrow? They could talk about it when they were happy today.
Among them, Niu Lang's laughter was the most hearty …
Yu Hui-fei kicked him and asked, "Sigh … Niu, how does it feel to scold your mother-in-law with your father-in-law?"
Niu Lang grinned …
Before he could speak, Xiao Tianquan chuckled and said, "That's equivalent to going whoring with your father-in-law, right?"
Everyone was stunned …
Niu Lang was sent flying with a kick. "Scram!"
Everyone laughed and looked at Ksitigarbha.
Bull's Head clenched his hands and said, "Little Ksitigarbha, didn't you say that we weren't familiar with each other?"
Ma Mian said, "I think so. They also said that those around ink are stained black, right?"
Hei Wuchang said, "I think they said that you were a child and that we taught you everything you said, right?"
Ksitigarbha shrank his body and looked at everyone pitifully. "That … before I … Hey, hey, hey, don't hit me!
Save me!
Jade Emperor, save me!
Murder, child abuse, child abuse! "
Unfortunately, no matter what he shouted, it was useless. That night, everyone took turns to knock on the wooden fish … No, it was the bald head.
The next day, Yu Hui-fei's Ninth Floor token began to heat up.
He picked it up and saw that it said, "You brat, you're still complaining?
Are you still human?
Ouch, my butt hurts … "
Yu Hui-fei pursed his lips and replied, "Don't you blush when you say that?
It's fine if you're in debt, but you're still going to pay me until 300,000 years from now …
Are you human?
Is this something a human should do? "
Lu Ya replied, "I'm doing it for your own good. As the saying goes, the heavens are about to bestow a great responsibility upon a great man …"
"F * ck off, why are you looking for me?"
Yu Hui-fei asked straightforwardly. He knew very well that if Lu Ya had nothing to do, he would definitely not look for him.
Moreover, if this fellow dared to collect his salary, he would definitely not be afraid of the Jade Emperor finding trouble with him.
Moreover, through the Jade Emperor's words, Yu Hui-fei more or less understood something.
This mortal world was really a lawless zone.
Even the Jade Emperor, the king of the worlds, could not interfere.
Therefore, Yu Hui-fei was not afraid of Lu Ya and directly scolded him.
Lu Ya said, "Heh … I was supposed to inform you.
Since you said that, I won't say it … However, if you encounter trouble in the future, don't say that I didn't warn you. "
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, his heart trembled and he asked, "Hey … hey … Old Master Lu Ya, don't be angry.
Don't hold grudges against me. Tell me, what's the situation? "
Lu Ya chuckled and said, "Say something nice."
Yu Hui-fei thought for a moment and said, "You are old, but your heart is not old. The big bird pierces the sky …"
"Alright, alright, alright … Shut up." Lu Ya hurriedly stopped him.
Then, Lu Ya said, "Since you have already revealed it, then I don't have to hide it anymore.
That … Do you remember that I reminded you before that there is a prisoner in your labor reform station? "
Yu Hui-fei was stunned. "I know … Isn't it just Big Eyes?"
Lu Ya said, "He is not a prisoner, he is just a gourd.
If it wasn't for the fact that it is too expensive to raise him, I would have taken him away. "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless …
No wonder Lu Ya gave the gourd away during the God-Conferment War, but it returned to his hands later on.
It wasn't that the gourd was too awesome or that he was too influential that the other party couldn't take it for himself. It was because the other party couldn't afford to raise it!
But then, Yu Hui-fei thought of a question that made his scalp tingle. "You mean to say that I have a prisoner here that I haven't discovered yet?"
Lu Ya: "Congratulations, you got it right!"
Yu Hui-fei's heart went cold. After so long, he had seen everything on the Ninth Floor.
But he didn't find any other living things?
Could it be that the prisoner isn't a living thing?
Yu Hui-fei asked the question in his heart.
Lu Ya replied, "It is alive, but that thing is very strange. Have you heard of the Treasure Money?"
Yu Hui-fei narrowed his eyes and said, "I have."
Lu Ya said, "That thing is not a dead thing, it is a living thing.
I'll be your first prisoner! "
Yu Hui-fei was dumbfounded. "What's going on?
My first prisoner in labor reform is a coin, huh?
No … how did this thing come down?
Logically speaking, it shouldn't be destructive, right? "
Immortal Luya chuckled. "Not much destructive power?
When the Queen Mother of the West's carriage came out of Kunlun, this guy was thrown out by a rabbit and rushed into the carriage. What do you think? "
Yu Hui-fei didn't think much of it. "So it offended the Queen Mother of the West?
Then … it is indeed a bit troublesome. "
Yu Huifei, on the other hand, was interested in the rabbit. This fellow was everywhere!
Yu Hui-fei knew a little about the Queen Mother of the West. She and the Queen Mother of the West were not the same.
The Queen Mother was the wife of the Jade Emperor, while the Queen Mother of the West was the leader of the female immortals. In terms of status, she was the same as the leader of the male immortals, the Duke of the East.
Both of them had powerful backgrounds and high status. Even before the Jade Emperor ascended to heaven, they were already the overlords of the world.
In fact, both of them were even more senior than the Jade Emperor!
However, the Jade Emperor was still the emperor of ten thousand worlds who had gathered the power of the three religions.
In front of him, no matter who you were, you had to lower your head.
That was the power of the orthodoxy.
Even so, the Jade Emperor would not easily offend people like the Queen Mother of the West and the Duke of the East. He had to respect them.
Therefore, offending the Queen Mother of the West was similar to offending the Jade Emperor … It was not strange to be demoted.
Lu Ya said, "You have to know that it is the Treasurefall Coin, and the clothes that the fairies are wearing are all made of treasures!"
Yu Hui-fei's heart skipped a beat, and an image flashed in his mind …
A coin rushed into a group of beautiful female immortals, all the way to the end, leaving behind a scream, and clothes falling from the sky …
Yu Hui-fei's eyes turned red, and he asked subconsciously, "I beg for the seed."
"Get lost!" Lu Ya scolded, "I don't want to die even if you want to."
Yu Hui-fei said, "This guy is awesome … By the way, did the Queen Mother of the West fall for it?"
"How is that possible?
The Queen Mother of the West is powerful, how could she be tricked by such a thing?
However, this guy is in big trouble, so he was thrown down … "Lu Ya said.
Yu Hui-fei was confused, "This thing is so big trouble, and it was thrown here?
Shouldn't it be beheaded? "