Yu Hui-fei didn't walk slowly. When he went downstairs, he went to the kitchen and found a big plastic bag. He threw it to Bull's Head and said, "Find a place with no one around and solve it by facing it inside!"
Bull's Head looked at the red plastic bag and looked at Yu Hui-fei with a dumbfounded expression. "Will … will this work?
If it's placed on the ground, it will run away when the wind blows! "
"If it doesn't work, just poop it in your pants," Yu Hui-fei said unceremoniously.
Bull's Head grinned. He turned around and dug up a handful of soil and threw it into the bag. After weighing it in his hand, he said, "This should work. At least it won't be blown away."
Then, Bull's Head walked to the back of the house in the backyard. There was a small open space behind the house. It looked like it was originally a small garden, but now there was only a patch of weeds.
The weeds were as tall as a person. It was very suitable for sex in the weeds. Of course, it was also suitable for solving physiological problems.
After Bull's Head went, Yu Hui-fei couldn't hold it in anymore. He wanted to go one by one to avoid the awkwardness.
However, he really couldn't hold it in anymore.
In the end, Yu Hui-fei also carried a plastic bag and followed.
Seeing Yu Hui-fei coming over with a bag, Bull's Head grinned and pointed to the side with a chuckle. "Come, let's line up."
Yu Hui-fei didn't stand on ceremony and was about to squat down.
However, he heard someone shouting in front of him, "Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu?!
Xiao Yu, where are you?
Why is the toilet broken?
I want to poop! "
Ma Mian shouted at the top of his lungs.
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, he was speechless. He cursed, "Aren't all of them immortals?
Why are they all pooping?
And they even f * cking pooping in groups. "
In fact, Big Eyes had told him about this problem before. No matter what kind of immortal they were, once they came down, they had to abide by the rules of the mortal world. Losing their mystical powers was only one of them.
Whether it was a Divine Body or a Ghost Body, they would all transform into a mortal body. The only difference was the strength.
Helpless, Yu Hui-fei pulled up his pants and rushed out. As he ran, he clamped his buttocks and shouted, "Come out of the toilet!
The toilet is broken. I'll find a place for you. "
As expected, Ma Mian's long face popped out from the toilet. His expression was a little ugly. It was obvious that he was about to open the floodgates.
Yu Hui-fei hurriedly threw his bag to him and pointed to the back of the room. "Go, settle it at the back of the room.
You can ask the Niu for the details! "
Horse-Face couldn't hold it in anymore. He nodded and ran off with the bag.
Yu Hui-fei quickly went to the kitchen to look for more bags. He really couldn't take it anymore.
This time, Yu Hui-fei was careful and took two at once.
These were the leftover bags from Lu Ya's grocery shopping. Although they were a little dirty, they were still intact.
When he came out, he saw Black and White Wuchang standing at the toilet's door. They shouted in unison, "Xiao Yu, why is the toilet broken?"
Yu Hui-fei felt helpless. He grinned and said, "You … You guys come over here."
Black and White Wuchang hurriedly ran over. Hei Wuchang said, "My stomach hurts. How can I go to the toilet?"
White Wuchang said, "Me too."
Yu Hui-fei felt helpless and handed over two more plastic bags. "The backyard. Go to the backyard and find Bull's Head Ma Mian.
They will tell you how to solve it! "
Black and White Wuchang looked at the bags in Yu Hui-fei's hands and felt a little disgusted. However, they knew that the toilet was broken and it was not easy to deal with it.
Hence, they took the bags and left …
When Yu Hui-fei returned to the kitchen again, he realized that there were no more bags in the toilet!
Yu Hui-fei scratched his head frantically and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Holy sh * t!"
The next moment, the door to the Ninth Floor opened. A figure rushed out with toilet paper in one hand and rushed to the public toilet on Xiulin Street.
This was a tourist attraction after all, so there were public toilets.
It was just that it was a little far away …
The reason why he didn't let Bull's Head and the others go was not because he was afraid that they wouldn't be able to find the toilet. After all, they were all literate, so there was no reason they couldn't find it.
The main reason was that they were afraid that their appearance would scare others. If they attracted the police, it would be difficult to explain.
Yu Hui-fei rushed into the toilet and squatted down. The moment he did so, he immediately looked relaxed and comfortable …
Feeling comfortable, Yu Hui-fei finally had the experience to observe his surroundings. To his surprise, there was a brand new trash can in the toilet.
However, it didn't look like it was used to store garbage. Instead, it looked like a newly bought green bucket for cleaning.
He didn't know which cleaning auntie left it behind …
As Yu Hui-fei's imagination ran wild, a female voice came from outside. "Alright, Little Li, I got it.
Don't try to persuade me. I won't get back together with him …
That's it. Don't say anymore. I'm going to the toilet. "
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, his forehead was instantly filled with black lines. He wanted to curse. "This is the men's toilet!"
But the next moment, he began to break down. This was because a blurry image flashed through his mind. He seemed to …
He seemed to …
Enter the women's toilet!
"Damn it, I really can't be anxious. If I'm anxious, I'll make mistakes." Yu Hui-fei wailed in his heart. Unfortunately, he had gone to the wrong door.
If he was discovered, he wouldn't be able to clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Yu Hui-fei could only squat there and wait until there was no one else before going out.
However, he had clearly underestimated the combat power of the neighbor!
Just as the girl hung up, another phone rang.
"We've already broken up. Why are you still harassing me?
I've said it before. I won't turn back!
Okay, okay, okay. Say it. I'm listening … "
This girl chatted on the phone for a full 20 minutes!
In the end, she probably couldn't stand it any longer. She said, "Alright, I still have something to do. I'll hang up.
I'm hanging up! "
Hearing the word hang up, Yu Hui-fei was so touched that he was about to cry!
He swore that although he had spent half an hour in the toilet, it was the result of the toilet and WiFi.
He had never squatted for so long in his life.
Now, Yu Hui-fei only felt that his legs were numb, but he didn't dare make a sound. He didn't even dare to pull up his pants and stand up.
This was because the door here was specially designed. When a person stood up, the door couldn't block their face.
Therefore, Yu Hui-fei could only squat there …
The girl was probably exhausted. As she pulled up her pants, she gritted her teeth in pain and cursed, "Aiya, I told you to hang up earlier, but you didn't. My legs are numb, and my heels hurt too …"
Yu Hui-fei cursed in his heart. Why didn't you hang up earlier if you were in pain?
What national affairs?
Why do you have to squat and fight?
Hearing the girl's footsteps gradually fade away, Yu Hui-fei let out a long sigh. Just as he was about to get up, he heard someone coming in from outside.
Yu Huifei's tears fell at that moment when he heard someone else coming in from the outside.
He swore that he never wanted to enter the women's toilet for the rest of his life!
"Aiya, what did you eat?
I just finished squatting, and my stomach hurts again.
I can't live like this anymore!
From the sound, it seemed that the girl had returned.