"Boss, can I pitch a tent in your yard?"
"Boss, are you there?
I'm not in a hurry to rent a house. I just want to ask, when will the goddess leave?
When she leaves, can't she clean up the room?
I want to stay in the original flavor room. I can pay any price! "
…
Yu Hui-fei was speechless. He couldn't help but curse, "F * ck, a bunch of animals!"
Then, Yu Hui-fei replied one by one, "There are no more rooms. They've been booked in advance.
What's left is the dog kennel. Do you want to try?
There's a big wild boar in there. It's white and fat. "
The other party replied, "F * ck you!"
Yu Hui-fei continued to reply, "Definitely not in the yard, but there's an empty space in the cemetery. Do you want to try?
I don't want 998, just 668. There's hot water at night. "
"F * ck you!"
Yu Hui-fei continued to reply, "There's an original flavor room, but I'm keeping it for myself."
"Are you even human?"
…
Finally, Yu Hui-fei directly sent a message to the two people who had already booked a room, "Due to the problem with the room, in order to provide the best service to our esteemed customers, I'll help you to cancel the room.
You're welcome to book a room three days later … "
Naturally, there were two replies, "F * ck you."
Yu Hui-fei didn't care about this at all. He was indeed in need of money.
However, he would rather not make money for these obviously ill-intentioned people.
Yu Hui-fei searched on the Internet for the person who leaked the news that Song Qing was in Xiulin. In the end, he found quite a lot.
A paparazzi happened to be playing in Xiulin. He took a photo of Song Qing going in and out of the Inn of Ghosts and Deities and posted it on the Internet.
That was why so many people flocked to the inn.
Yu Hui-fei shook his head and thought to himself, "These people are so free, aren't they?"
After putting away his phone, Yu Hui-fei went downstairs.
With a broom in one hand and a bucket and a rag in the other, he entered the cemetery and quietly cleaned the yard.
However, Yu Hui-fei still underestimated the motivation of some idlers in society to chase after women.
That evening, many young people dressed in bright and beautiful clothes checked in at Xiulin Village. One by one, they ran to the door of Yu Hui-fei's house and wandered around.
Yu Hui-fei leaned on the wall and looked at these people. He muttered, "F * ck, why do these guys look like dogs?"
Xiao Tianquan scolded, "Don't scold a dog!"
Yu Hui-fei shook his head and went down the wall …
At this time, Song Qing came out. Seeing Yu Hui-fei coming down from the wall, he asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "It's spring, and the animals are in heat."
Song Qing looked at Yu Hui-fei in confusion. Yu Hui-fei said, "To put it bluntly, my granddaughter is so beautiful that a group of wolf cubs came to seek her."
Song Qing blushed and rolled her eyes at Yu Huifei. "Bah!
"Pui!"
Yu Hui-fei said indignantly, "Heh, how am I a hooligan?
I'm telling the truth. "
Surrounded by wolves, Song Qing naturally couldn't go out.
When she saw Yu Hui-fei carrying a broom to the cemetery, she followed.
However, when she arrived at the cemetery, she realized that Yu Hui-fei no longer had his usual laziness and rashness. The moment the broom landed, his expression was focused and peaceful. It was as though he had changed into a different person.
Cui Jue passed by and saw Song Qing standing at the side door looking at Yu Hui-fei in a daze. He shook his head slightly. "The second one …"
"What are you looking at?"
When Yu Hui-fei walked back after cleaning the cemetery, he saw Song Qing standing there looking at him. He asked curiously.
Song Qing said, "I'm thinking, which one is the real you?
One moment, you're sloppy and not like a good person. The next moment, you're full of righteousness and anger … "
Yu Hui-fei grinned and said, "Is there a need to think about it?
Of course, it's whoever you think is handsome.
Men don't seek to be the best, but they seek to be the most handsome. "
"Tsk …" Song Qing pursed her lips, her eyes filled with disdain.
Just as she brushed past Yu Hui-fei, Song Qing said, "Do you think that our dream was really a dream?
And why is it such a coincidence that our dreams are the same? "
Yu Hui-fei smiled faintly and said, "That's probably because we're grandfather and grandson, right?"
"Pui!"
Song Qing couldn't be bothered to talk about this topic anymore. She changed the topic and said, "Is there anything to play with here?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "Have you sat on a dog sled before?"
Song Qing shook her head …
After lunch, the back door of the Ninth Floor opened.
A group of dogs that had taken a detour to the back of the Ninth Floor rushed over with a sled. Yu Hui-fei took Song Qing onto the sled and shouted, "Let's go into the mountain!"
Big Yellow howled as he took the lead, and the Thirteen Gangsters followed suit. The sleigh sped across the snowy ground like a snowmobile.
Da Huang and the Thirteen Gangsters were much stronger than before. Yu Hui-fei really had the urge to draw the blood of the Howling Celestial Dog and raise it into a good dog to sell.
It was indeed Song Qing's first time riding a sled. At first, she was a little cautious. When they left the village and entered the forest, facing the high sky and clear clouds, she gradually relaxed. She held the handrail and stood up, shouting at the sky.
After shouting, Song Qing sat in the chair and said with a smile, "Comfortable …"
Yu Hui-fei looked at her as if she was a fool and said with a chuckle, "I don't see how comfortable it is to drink a few mouthfuls of cold air."
Song Qing rolled her eyes at him and said, "How unromantic."
Yu Hui-fei didn't mind. He leaned back in the chair and shouted, "Da Huang, speed up!
Go wild!
Swing! "
Then …
Da Huang and the Thirteen Gangsters swung their tails at the same time, and the originally stable sled instantly drifted!
Song Qing was so frightened that she screamed on the spot. However, this was only the beginning.
Da Huang and the others ran all over the ground, and the sled swung everywhere …
When they ran home, Song Qing got off the sled and vomited.
Yu Hui-fei looked at Song Qing and chuckled. Then, he turned around and vomited as well.
Song Qing originally wanted to scold him, but after seeing this scene, she couldn't help but laugh. "So you can't do it either?"
What could Yu Hui-fei say?
He didn't expect Da Huang and the others to be so crazy.
Three days later, Yu Hui-fei sent Song Qing to Gulin City on a sled early in the morning.
"You're chasing me away just like that?" Song Qing stood at the edge of the city and asked Yu Hui-fei, who was sitting on the sled.
Yu Hui-fei said, "Ah, why don't I whip you another two more times?"
Song Qing: "@ # ¥…"
"Let's go. Our family has rules. We can only stay for three days at most.
We won't entertain any more than that … Besides, you've been out for so many days.
My brother is also quite worried. He sent me a WeChat message to take good care of you.
I'm thinking that it's quite tiring for me to take care of you, so I'll send you back, "said Yu Hui-fei.
Song Qing said angrily, "It's quite tiring for you to take care of me?
When did I ask you to take care of me?
Can you be any more shameless? "
Yu Hui-fei said, "It's not impossible. Why don't I help you wash your clothes?"
When Song Qing heard that, her face turned red as she turned around and left.
"Old Qian, thanks!" Yu Hui-fei waved his hand.
Qian Youdao said with a smile, "Thank you. I don't think I need to wash this sled for some time."
"Scram, don't even think about hitting on my granddaughter."
"Isn't your granddaughter my granddaughter?"
"Shut up!
Drive! "
Song Qing shouted weakly …
Qian Youdao laughed and asked Yu Hui-fei, "Bro, do you want to go and have a drink?
You have nothing better to do anyway. "
Yu Hui-fei thought for a moment. "That's true. Let's go. Lead the way."
As they spoke, Yu Hui-fei also got into the car.
Song Qing looked at the ticket on her phone and casually returned it.
When Yu Hui-fei saw this scene, he said, "Why did you return it?"
Song Qing said, "It's not easy for me to have a break. I'm in no hurry to go back.
Where are you going?
I'm coming too. "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless …
Instead, Qian Youdao was happy. "Aiyah, a beauty holding the fort. Not bad!
Let's go. I'll bring you guys to eat something delicious! "
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes and said, "If my granddaughter doesn't go, you won't bring me to eat delicious food, right?"
"What's there to eat for a man?
Let's drink. A plate of peanuts is enough.
It's a waste to order an extra dish! "Qian Youdao shouted.
Yu Hui-fei turned back to look. Song Qing asked curiously, "What are you looking for?"
Yu Hui-fei said, "I'm looking for a brick to smack him to death!"
Song Qing was instantly amused …
Before long, the car stopped. Yu Hui-fei looked around and saw that it was a small alley. There was a small door right in front of it. There was a sign hanging on the door: "Private Room."
Yu Hui-fei grinned and said, "Holy sh * t, Old Qian, don't tell me you brought us here to do some arms business?"
"Scram. Don't be fooled by the appearance of this shop. The taste is quite good.
In this area, the private room dishes here are the best … "
When he pushed open the door, it was a completely different world inside. The decoration style was a combination of Chinese and Japanese. It was eye-catching.
Yu Hui-fei said, "This is owned by a Japanese?"
Qian Youdao said with a smile, "How is that possible?
This is a Chinese boss who married a Japanese wife and opened this shop.
This can be considered winning glory for the country … "
Yu Hui-fei laughed as well.
The two entered the shop and did not enter a private room. They found a corner and sat down.
"Boss Qian, why are you free to come?" The boss chuckled as he walked over.
He was a rather burly man with a big face and thick neck. He looked like a standard cook.
The man's eyes were not big, and he looked very cute when he smiled.
Qian Youdao said, "I brought my brother and sister here to try your culinary skills. Cut the crap. Give me two bottles of good alcohol first.
I don't want sake. That stuff is too bland … "
The man greeted Yu Hui-fei and then glanced at Song Qing. His eyes lit up.
Qian Youdao was probably afraid that Yu Hui-fei would misunderstand. He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Hurry up and get the food!"
The man smiled. "Alright, sit down."
Not long after, a large plate of sashimi, a large plate of dried cicada pupae, and shredded dog meat were served.
Yu Hui-fei looked at the dishes in front of him and said with a smile, "This is really … a combination of Chinese and Japanese."
Qian Youdao said, "That's right. Come, try it."
It had to be said that the boss's culinary skills were indeed good, especially the dog meat sauce that was used to dip the shredded dog meat. The taste was especially fragrant.
The sashimi was also very fresh. Yu Hui-fei had a great time eating it.
At this moment, another four people came. There were two men and two women. The two women were nothing special and looked ordinary, but the two men were especially eye-catching.
Yu Hui-fei rubbed his eyes and whispered, "Do you want your brother to brighten the lights?
If it's any darker, I won't even be able to see the two of them.
They come with invisibility skin … "
That's right. They were two black people.
Yu Hui-fei did not discriminate against black people. On the contrary, he was someone who only cared about the situation and not the people.
Regardless of what others said about a race, he always believed that no matter what happened, it could only represent that person. That person could not represent the race.
Therefore, when others teased him about stealing manhole covers or selling cakes, Yu Hui-fei would only smile.
The two black people in front of him only piqued Yu Hui-fei's curiosity. After all, there weren't as many black people in Gulin as there were in the south.
In Gulin, most foreigners were Koreans and Japanese, as well as the Russian brothers from the north.
Yu Hui-fei only gave them a curious glance. After the two black people exchanged looks, they raised their heads and looked a little smug. Then, they waved their hands and hugged the waist of the girl beside them.
Yu Hui-fei glanced at them. The two girls' waists were thicker than his. When they turned around, it was even more astounding. Their big buttocks seemed to occupy their entire thighs. In any case, it made Yu Hui-fei frown as he thought to himself, "These two brothers sure have unique tastes …"
When the two girls saw Yu Hui-fei looking at them, they subconsciously raised their chins and hugged the arms of the two black people, as though they were showing off something.
Qian Youdao said with a smile, "You are being mocked as a single dog."
Just as Yu Hui-fei was about to say something, he felt his arm tighten. It was Song Qing sitting beside him and straightening his body.
Song Qing's skin was fair to begin with. Under the light, it was even more eye-catching.
Previously, the black people had been showing off to Yu Hui-fei, so they hadn't noticed.
At this moment, when Song Qing stood up, the two black people's eyes widened!
He stared straight at Song Qing. His eyes were burning, and his desire was written all over his face!
One of the black people couldn't help but want to whistle, but he held back after the girl beside him pulled him back.
However, the black man looked at the girl beside him and then at Song Qing. Finally, he sat down with his other brother dejectedly.
Qian Youdao chuckled and said, "This is the nature of black people. They are different from us.
Our five-thousand-year culture teaches us to be reserved. Their wilderness culture teaches them to be wild and passionate.
After all, in that land, the people and animals there are very naked when it comes to finding a partner. They are very passionate and direct. "
With that said, Qian Youdao sighed and said, "On this point, to be honest, we are inferior to them.
It's not that our culture isn't good, but that we are shy. If we chase after girls, we will be at a disadvantage …
After all, in the eyes of girls, love is definitely more emotional than rational. Whoever is open and exciting will be more attracted to them.
On the contrary, honest men in our country are too easily eliminated. "
Yu Hui-fei said with a smile, "Girls who are willing to play and like excitement might not be a good match for honest men."
"That's true. A mule looks for a mule, and a horse looks for a horse. It can be considered a good match.
Let's not talk about it. Let's drink.
Let's celebrate your first victory in a battle of girlfriends! "Qian Youdao said.