After Yu Hui-fei asked, he found out that after these guys went to the Underworld, there was no meat to eat in the Underworld.
There was a deceitful Bodhisattva guarding the Underworld. It was one thing for him to be a vegetarian, but he wandered around the Underworld every day and didn't let others eat meat.
Yu Hui-fei frowned and said, "Isn't Ksitigarbha from the Buddhist side?
You should be under the management of the Heavenly Courts, right? "
Ma Mian was also bored, so he patiently explained, "We are indeed under the management of the Heavenly Courts, but Ksitigarbha that old bald bastard is not genuine.
His nose is like a dog's … No, it's that grandson Di Ting's ears.
As soon as we wanted to eat meat, the two of them ran over.
You also know that Ksitigarbha's magic power is very strong.
After he came over, he directly fixed us in place, and then he and that damn Di Ting ate there.
As they ate, they would also smack their lips.
Every time they eat, we just watch, and we are still greedy. Who can stand that?
In the end, we had no choice but to stop eating. "
When Yu Hui-fei heard this, he immediately laughed, "I didn't expect Ksitigarbha to have such a cute side."
"Cute?
That bald bastard is cute?
Hateful is more like it! "White Wuchang shouted.
Bull's Head, who returned from afar, also nodded vigorously and said, "No matter what you are talking about, as long as you are scolding that bald bastard, I agree."
Yu Hui-fei was speechless. Wasn't it just robbing their meat and not letting them eat it?
All of them …
However, when he thought about it carefully, these guys had lived as vegetarians for tens of thousands or even hundreds of millions of years. Yu Hui-fei couldn't help but shiver.
If it were him, he would probably also be furious, right?
As they spoke, the meat was cooked.
When the lid was lifted, a fragrance of meat wafted out, and everyone felt their mouths instantly overflowing with saliva.
Yu Hui-fei inserted chopsticks into the meat, picked up a piece of meat, and placed it on the chopping board. Then, he cut the meat into large slices with a large knife.
Finally, Yu Hui-fei patted garlic, chopped green onions, and chopped rice peppers. Finally, he poured soy sauce as a dipping sauce.
After frying a bowl of chili oil and a plate of peanuts, the rice was ready.
Yu Hui-fei rolled up his sleeves and roared, "Let's go downstairs to drink and eat!"
Everyone cheered when they heard that. "Let's go, let's drink and eat!"
The group of guys went downstairs noisily.
It was still the same square table, and it was still the same people. Once the door was closed, they toasted each other and ate the stewed meat. All of them ate happily.
In the middle of the night, Bai Wuchang patted Yu Hui-fei's shoulder and said, "Xiao Yu, I … I'll talk to you …"
Yu Hui-fei rolled his eyes at him and said, "Your tongue is straight … Forget it, roll it up and talk."
Bai Wuchang shook his head. Although he usually rolled his tongue back to speak, it didn't mean that he couldn't speak with his tongue hanging down. This was a special ability of his. He couldn't speak without his tongue. "I … I can't roll it up. I'm too … too … jealous …"
Yu Hui-fei took a closer look. Good lord, this fellow drank so much that his tongue was bigger. No wonder he said he couldn't roll it up.
Yu Hui-fei didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Then don't say it. We'll talk tomorrow."
White Impermanence shook her head and kicked Hei Wuchang, who was about to fall asleep from drinking, and said, "You … you … talk too much."
Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang were old friends. They knew what the other wanted to say with a look.
Although Hei Wuchang's brain wasn't working well from drinking, he still yawned and said, "Old Bai wants to ask you, what are we going to do tomorrow?
We can't be selling vegetables every day, right?
After all, we are Yin Gods of the Underworld, and you are a member of the Heavenly Court.
It's a little embarrassing to become a vegetable farmer in the end.
It's not good if word gets out … "
Hearing this, Yu Hui-fei also felt a headache. However, he still waved his hand and said, "Brothers, don't think so much. Since you're here, just stay here and treat it like your own home.
As for money, I'll think of something. Isn't it just selling vegetables?
It's not embarrassing. "
Hearing this, Bull's Head was unhappy. "We have arms and legs, we're not useless. I don't believe that we, a group of members of the Heavenly Court, can't do better than a normal person.
I think we need to make a name for ourselves. When the time comes, we can drink and eat. That's life. "
Ma Mian slammed the table and stood up. "Yes!
We can't live like cowards! "
Hei Wuchang agreed. Then, he looked at White Wuchang and said, "White Wuchang agrees too."
Yu Hui-fei thought about it and said, "I appreciate your intentions, brothers, but with everyone's appearance, it's not easy to do anything."
Hearing this, the guys immediately withered. Indeed, a Bull's Head, a Ma Mian, one with a long tongue, and one with a green face and fangs. If they were taken out, they probably wouldn't be able to earn money, but they could contribute to the scientific research.
Waving his hand, Yu Hui-fei told everyone to go to bed early and think about it tomorrow.
Everyone also knew that they lacked knowledge of this world. They needed someone to teach them how to wash their faces.
Therefore, if they really wanted to help, they just had to obediently stay here and cooperate.
Thus, the guys went upstairs to sleep.
After tossing and turning a few times, they almost watched the moon set and then the sky turned white.
In the end, Yu Hui-fei still couldn't sleep. He got up early, pushed open the door, and stood on the stone arch bridge. He took in a deep breath of the cold wind that came from the depths of the mountains. The cold wind entered his lungs and a gush of cold air filled his brain. Yu Hui-fei felt a lot more energetic.
At this moment, Yu Hui-fei saw a group of people at the end of Xiulin Street.
These people were very strange. They were carrying a paint bucket. For now, let's just say that it was paint.
Then, these people found a place and began to smear paint on their bodies. Yu Huifei looked at them with a puzzled expression.
Yu Hui-fei curiously went over …
"Brothers, what are you doing?" asked Yu Hui-fei.
One of the young men, who was wearing a Qing Dynasty watermelon hat, smiled and said, "We're playing. As for what we're playing, you'll know in a while."
Then, he put on a brass coat and carefully smeared the paint on his face. He came in front of Yu Hui-fei and stood there. He raised his hand high and made a greeting gesture.
Then, he stopped moving.
Yu Hui-fei was taken aback as he said in surprise, "Holy sh * t, it looks real!
Performance art? "
Yu Hui-fei wasn't a bumpkin after all. He had gone to university outside and had seen the world.
The young man said with a smile, "Yes, it's this.
Isn't it a holiday? We have nothing to do, so let's have some fun. "
As he spoke, the other two young men also finished dressing up. One of them was a white stone sculpture, while the other was bronze, identical to the young man in front of him.
Yu Hui-fei stroked his chin as his eyes shimmered …