"Yu Hui-fei!" Liu Xin was so angry that she reached out to grab Yu Hui-fei.
Unfortunately, he had already run away.
After the commotion, Yu Hui-fei hurriedly gathered his brothers on the old Ninth Floor to the new Ninth Floor.
Instantly, the twelve zodiacs, Infernal Gods, Demon Immortals, and Bodhisattvas were all present. Even Zhang Guifang, who rarely came out, sat on a stool and watched quietly from afar.
Yu Hui-fei slammed a table and said, "Everyone, I have something to say to all of you."
Monkey yawned and said impatiently, "Just say it. Don't stand on the table. We'll be playing mahjong later.
What if you stink the place? "
The zodiac pig said in disdain, "Anyway, I'm not sitting there. I feel like I'll lose if I sit there."
The zodiac chicken said, "I don't mind. I just find it dirty.
Xiao Yu, remember to wipe it clean later! "
Yu Hui-fei wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "Silence, silence. Everyone, give me some face. Let's not talk about mahjong for now.
If not, I'll buy you another table. "
The twelve zodiacs finally stopped.
On the other side, Bull's Head chuckled and said, "Xiao Yu, isn't it just meeting your mother-in-law?
Do you have to call all of us?
Those who don't know will think that it's another expedition to Mount Huaguo. "
White Wuchang chuckled and said, "Old Bull, you might not know this, but in this world, mother-in-law is much more difficult to deal with than a monkey."
Hei Wuchang said, "That's right. Look at Xiao Yu. He's always banging himself to death, but now he's like a dead man. The sweat on his forehead … Sigh, it's really hard on him.
Xiao Yu, if you can't do it, I'll bring your mother-in-law away. "
The zodiac dog had already transformed into a Tibetan mastiff. He sat there and said, "I think it's fine!
But it's not enough to just bring mother-in-law away. Let's see if father-in-law can be brought along as well. "
The zodiac pig snorted and said, "Hey, hey, hey. Don't mess around. If you bring them away, what about Xiao Xin's grandparents?
Bring them over and let Xiao Yu raise them?
What should we do then?
Continue opening the zoo? "
The zodiac rat shouted, "Let's bring them along!"
Yu Huifei's forehead was filled with black lines as he shouted, "Zodiac snake, take this rat away!"
The zodiac snake opened its mouth wide and swallowed the rat zodiac into its stomach. Then, it burped and said, "I think we can take them all away …"
Yu Hui-fei was already looking for a stick all over the floor.
Seeing this, the crowd roared with laughter …
After the commotion, Cui Jue said, "Everyone, stop teasing him. Let's help him think of a solution.
If this matter didn't work out, then Xiaoxin wouldn't be able to stay here for long.
At that time, do you really expect Meng Po to cook for us every meal? "
Meng Po sat there and said quietly, "I only want to brew wine now. I don't want to touch the kitchen."
When everyone heard this, they immediately sat up straight and shouted, "It's time to think of a way …"
Yu Hui-fei looked at the attitude of this group of scoundrels, and he was so angry that his teeth itched. This group of grandsons obviously regarded their appetites as more important than his marriage.
Holy sh * t!
Yu Hui-fei wanted to learn from the Howling Celestial Dog and pee into the pot.
At this moment, the Howling Celestial Dog said, "It's not that complicated. Isn't it just meeting mother-in-law?
As the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemy, and you will emerge victorious. How about this? Let's draw lots to see who will be sent over first.
It won't be too late to make plans after understanding mother-in-law. "
Then, everyone looked at the Howling Celestial Dog.
The Howling Celestial Dog's fur immediately stood on end as it shouted, "Why are you looking at me?
I'm just giving a suggestion! "
Bull's Head chuckled and said, "Xiao Tian, look. Haven't you done this before?
You're experienced, so why don't you try again? "
"I'm not going!"
The Howling Celestial Dog decisively refused. "Damn it. Back then, in order to help you gather intelligence, the Qin siblings really treated me like a dog. They even threw my bones to the ground.
I'm not going. If you want to go, you can go. I think the rooster is not bad. "
When the chicken zodiac heard that, it immediately shouted, "Bullsh * t. If I go, I won't even be able to last until nightfall. I'll be boiled into soup!"
The Howling Celestial Dog looked at the other animals. Pigs, cows, sheep, and horses all looked like four dishes and one soup.
As for tigers and dragons, it was impossible to give them away. Even if they gave them away, they wouldn't dare accept them.
Needless to say, Uncle Snake and those two animals couldn't be given away at all.
The rabbit didn't come …
Hence, the Howling Celestial Dog looked at the dog zodiac. "Isn't there another one here?"
The dog zodiac raised his head. He was now a Tibetan mastiff, tall and mighty. He chuckled and said, "It's not a problem for me to go, but do they dare to accept me?"
Finally, everyone looked at the Howling Celestial Dog.
Ma Mian and the horse zodiac patted the Howling Celestial Dog's head and said, "Brother Gou, an able person should do more work. You should make another trip."
The Howling Celestial Dog looked at the two long faces on its left and right and harrumphed. "Scram!"
At this moment, Cui Jue said, "Actually, it's not that troublesome. Little Xin must know mother-in-law the best.
Just chat with Little Xin and pay attention to what needs to be paid attention to.
When it comes to meeting mother-in-law, I think the most important thing is to act the way you should.
Just pay attention to your elders. That's all. "
However, the old goat burst into laughter. "Old Cui, you might be good at investigating cases, but you still don't know anything about marriage and having children."
"Xiao Yu, come over. I'll teach you a few moves." The zodiac goat called out to Yu Hui-fei.
Yu Hui-fei obediently leaned over. "Brother Goat, go ahead."
The zodiac goat smiled. "When a mother-in-law looks at a son-in-law, it depends on whether you treat her daughter well.
As the saying goes, the more a mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes him … But it's indeed a little difficult at the beginning.
The difficulty is mainly because you are unfamiliar with him.
I suggest that you start with your father-in-law.
Talk less when you meet him, work more, and be more considerate.
Then, don't talk nonsense at the table. Get rid of father-in-law first!
If you can drink, don't waste your breath.
When it's time for you to speak, father-in-law will let you speak when he's drunk enough. "
When the group of immortals and Yin Gods heard that, they felt that it made sense.
Then, they went forward to add on the details …
Only the cowherd pulled Yu Hui-fei with a serious expression and said, "Brother, have a safe journey.
After entering this new tomb, we will be a family from now on. "
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, he rolled his eyes at him and told him to scram.
However, there was still some time before he had to meet his mother-in-law, so Yu Hui-fei still had time to prepare.
He did not do anything else. He pulled Liu Xin and asked her what her mother-in-law liked and what her father-in-law liked …
Through Liu Xin's explanation.
Yu Hui-fei gradually gained a better understanding of his mother-in-law's family.
Liu Xin's family was not a wealthy family. They were just an ordinary middle-class family.
Her mother was a university teacher, her father ran a small company, and her brother ran a tobacco and alcohol store. In general, the family lived a good life.
Liu Xin's mother was Lu Yuqing, her father was Liu Yi, and her brother was Liu Cheng.
However, the Liu family was a large family. Of course, they were not wealthy, but they had a lot of people.
They had a large number of aunts and they frequently visited each other. Although there were some unpleasantness, it was normal for a family to gather when something happened.