Just as he was speaking, the kitchen door opened with a bang.
Xiao Tianquan looked at everyone with contempt and slowly walked out. It said with a look of disdain, "The ingredients are too spicy. The taste is passable."
Yu Hui-fei took the lead and was the first to rush into the kitchen. He saw a row of red braised pork on a plate. Every piece of meat was crystal clear and looked very delicious.
When he smelled it, his saliva came out. It looked, smelled, and tasted great!
Yu Hui-fei said, "Holy sh * t, this is the first time I feel that I'm inferior to a dog."
Hei Wuchang said, "This dog's culinary skills are so good?"
Ma Mian said, "I heard that he was detained by the God of Cookery before.
He was told to do odd jobs or something … Later, didn't the darn rabbit who was detained with him become the God of Cookery's disciple?
This guy is so close to the rabbit. Don't tell me he learned a few skills from him? "
"It's possible." Bull's Head nodded.
White Wuchang said, "Don't care about the reason. Eat!"
White Wuchang reached out to grab it. Yu Hui-fei slapped him and said, "Have you washed your hands?"
Then Yu Hui-fei took the plate out. They all went to wash their hands. If they didn't wash their hands, they wouldn't be allowed to eat.
The group of people swallowed their saliva, but in the end, they still washed their hands …
Yu Hui-fei was no exception. He was the last to wash his hands.
It wasn't that he was generous and deliberately lagged behind, but he had a nagging feeling that the dog was strange.
It was fine if he looked like he deserved a beating. When he came out, his dog eyes flashed with a strange light.
After Yu Hui-fei washed his hands, he realized that Xiao Tianquan was gone. He narrowed his eyes. Yu Hui-fei wasn't in a hurry to eat. Instead, he circled around and began to look for the darn dog.
Finally, Yu Hui-fei found traces of the dead dog in the toilet.
He saw the darn dog standing on its hind legs. One of its front paws was on the water tank, and the other was holding its water gun. It was standing by the toilet bowl and peeing …
It looked like a human.
Yu Hui-fei frowned. Was this still a dog?
Then, he heard Howling Celestial Dog cursing, "Darn rabbit, you stole my peeing posture. Now, I only know how to pee like this.
Motherf * cker … "
Yu Hui-fei was speechless for a while. How could this posture of peeing be stolen?
What exactly was that rabbit?
Yu Hui-fei was still curious when he heard the Celestial Hound chuckle. "A bunch of stinky fellows, you dare to fight with me?
Forcing me to cook?
Why don't you go to the Heavenly Court and ask around? Do you think Lord Dog is so easily bullied?
You can eat my saliva, bah! "
When Yu Hui-fei heard this, his face was instantly filled with black lines. No wonder this damned dog didn't want to eat it. It turned out that he also despised himself!
At the same time, he rejoiced that he didn't make the first move to gain the upper hand. Instead, he was cautious.
Yu Hui-fei didn't say anything and quietly retreated.
Not long after, Howling Celestial Dog came out. Looking at the clean plates on the table, it grinned and said, "Brothers, the taste is alright, right?"
Bull's Head grinned and chuckled. "Very good, very good.
Good brother, your dishes are good. Come over, I have something to tell you. "
Howling Celestial Dog raised its head proudly. "Of course. I learned from the God of Cookery. My skills are naturally excellent!
Oh right, what do you want to tell me? "
As Howling Celestial Dog spoke, it came over. Then, it saw Bull's Head, Ma Mian, Black and White Wuchang, and Cui Jue smiling sinisterly as they looked at it.
Howling Celestial Dog suddenly had a bad premonition. It slowly retreated and said, "Uh … I suddenly remembered … I still have something to do … My stomach hurts … I'll be leaving first."
But the moment he turned around, he heard a clang!
The backyard door was closed by Yu Hui-fei!
Then, a black shadow appeared behind him!
Howling Celestial Dog looked back and saw Bull's Head holding a steel fork and stabbing it down. The gap in the middle of the fork happened to jam Howling Celestial Dog's neck, nailing it to the ground.
Then, he heard Ma Mian roar, "Brothers, beat him up!"
Then, he saw Ma Mian brandish the back of his Green Dragon Crescent Blade and smack the dog's butt!
White Wuchang's mourning stick, Hei Wuchang found a brick, and the two of them worked together to hit the dog's head!
Cui Jue took a Judge's Pen and stabbed the dog's butt!
"Awoo!"
A shrill scream resounded through the sky …
Bull's Head and the others didn't hold back. They beat it savagely.
Yu Hui-fei listened to the drumming in the front yard and the screams of Howling Celestial Dog. He shook his head. "Sigh … He deserves it."
At this moment, Yu Hui-fei heard Bull's Head shout, "Old Ma, go get a big pot!
It's said that even gods can't stand still after rolling dog meat three times.
Let's have a taste today! "
"Alright!" Ma Mian said and went to find a pot.
When Yu Hui-fei heard that, he thought to himself, "Holy sh * t, are these guys for real?"
Yu Hui-fei leaned against the door crack and looked out. Indeed, Ma Mian really found a big black pot. Then, everyone worked together to tie Howling Celestial Dog up like a dumpling and threw it into the pot.
Some added water, while others lit the fire …
Howling Celestial Dog sat in the pot and cried. "Brother, Brother …
Niu!
Brother Ma!
Brother Bai!
Brother Hei!
Brother Cui!
I was wrong. I really know my mistake!
I promise I won't pee in the pot again! "
When this was said, not only was Yu Hui-fei stunned, but even Bull's Head, Ma Mian, Black and White Wuchang were stunned.
The next moment, Bull's Head roared, "Alright, not only did you spit, but you also f * cking peed?
I'll kill you! "
Howling Celestial Dog was stunned. Only then did it realize that it had said something wrong. It hurriedly shouted, "Wrong, wrong. I didn't pee. I just spat.
My saliva isn't dirty!
Really … It's not dirty at all. I never eat shit. "
It would have been better if it didn't say the last sentence. When it said the last sentence, Bull's Head, Ma Mian, Black and White Wuchang, and Cui Jue turned around …
Ugh!
He vomited!
Then, Hei Wuchang roared, "Damn you, damn dog. I'll stew you today!"
Howling Celestial Dog said innocently, "I'm serious. I stopped eating shit a long time ago."
Ugh!
Bull's Head turned around and vomited again. He vomited all that he had eaten previously.
"I can't take it anymore. Add more fire!" Bull's Head shouted.
Horse-face personally wielded the knife and found a wooden board. With a wave of his hand, he brought forth a strong gust of wind, fanning the flames to a greater extent.
Yu Hui-fei, who was in the backyard, was speechless. Quit eating shit?
Damn … Did he eat a lot in the past?
No wonder Bull's Head, Ma Mian, and the rest were going crazy … Yu Hui-fei was going crazy!
The fire was raging. Cui Jue had already grabbed a handful of chopped green onions and ginger slices and poured them into the pot.
Seeing that the water was gradually boiling, Howling Celestial Dog knew that it was useless to say anything.
Its pair of dog eyes turned around. It took a deep breath and exerted force!
Gurgle …
"Eh?
It's boiling so soon? "White Wuchang looked at the pot curiously.