At the dining table, Yu 'er held her pink cheeks as her eyes roamed over Zhou Fu's body.
Zhou Fu, who was wolfing down his food, couldn't accept such a beauty's grace. This made him feel as if he was sitting on pins and needles.
His hands moved quickly, and he couldn't care less about the taste of the dishes as he frantically shoved them into his mouth.
Bang!
A clean bowl of rice was placed on the table, and Zhou Fu swallowed the food in his mouth.
"I say, Miss Yu 'er, can you stop looking at me? I'm just an ordinary person."
"Ordinary person?
Ha!
Young Master Zhou, don't you have high standards for ordinary people? "
Rolling her eyes at Zhou Fu, Yu 'er stretched out a white finger and poked Zhou Fu's arm. Her young face was full of curiosity.
"I heard that those who walk the path of external cultivation have to work hard and endure for a year to see results. You're just an ordinary person, aren't you cultivating a little too fast?"
It wasn't just fast, it was simply abnormal.
Ever since she found out that Zhou Fu was successful in his cultivation, Yu 'er stopped pretending. At this moment, she was curled up in the chair with her chin on her knees. A few strands of black hair floated mischievously on her face.
Her previously rippling eyes were twinkling like stars, as if she was a child who had found a new toy.
This quiet and beautiful scene made Zhou Fu's heart skip a beat. He thought to himself, "Is this the Lolita Da Fa? It's so terrifying!"
"Are you thinking of something bad?"
The crisp voice had a trace of coldness, which made Zhou Fu quiver. In order not to lose himself, he recalled the goddess of the D disk. She had long legs and a big S figure.
"No, no!"
How could he say such things out loud? He, Zhou Fu, was innocent.
"Hmph!
You wouldn't dare!
By the way, have you mastered the Mountain Breaking Fist? "
"No, no!"
"Hmm?!"
The little lolita snorted in dissatisfaction and suddenly stood up from the chair.
Zhou Fu was stunned. Before he could speak, he felt his wrist tighten. His vision blurred, and a force entered his body.
After a moment of dizziness, he found himself standing on a platform in the room.
This stage was the place where Yu 'er usually sang.
A white figure flashed, and the sound of clothes fluttering in the wind could be heard. Zhou Fu turned his head to look. At this moment, Yu'er had already returned to her chair, but her dress was still fluttering.
Clearly, him being able to stand here was Yu 'er's doing.
F * ck!
This little loli was so powerful!
He was a hundred kilograms, but he was actually carried by a little loli. It was too terrifying.
"Hurry up, show me the Mountain Breaking Fist."
With a clear shout, the little loli took advantage of the moment when Zhou Fu turned around to catch her breath. She didn't expect Zhou Fu to be so fat that she almost couldn't carry him.
In the face of someone stronger than him, the first thing he had to do was to cooperate. At the very least, he wouldn't get beaten up. Zhou Fu was very clear about this.
As the fist technique was displayed bit by bit, Yu 'er's expression changed from anticipation to astonishment, and finally disappointment.
"Okay, okay, don't fight anymore. I feel uncomfortable just watching."
Looking at the well-behaved and well-behaved Zhou Fu on the stage, Yu 'er covered her forehead and said, "Young Master Zhou, come and sit. I was too impulsive."
"Hehe, thank you, Miss Yu 'er."
After Zhou Fu sat down, he opened his mouth and prepared to leave. He felt that it was too dangerous here, and it was better to go home. However, Yu 'er spoke first, "That's not right. You have already mastered the Bronze Armor Art. A Mountain Breaking Fist shouldn't be at this level."
She looked at him suspiciously again, "You aren't playing with me, right?"
"No, no!" Zhou Fu quickly shook his head, "With Miss Yu 'er's cultivation, you should be able to tell that I didn't do it on purpose.
I really don't know that fist technique. "
At this point, Zhou Fu was very thankful for the help of the Flying Immortal. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to explain.
After listening to Zhou Fu's explanation, Yu 'er thought for a while, but she didn't have any clue. She could only give up.
Seeing that the little loli wasn't going to pursue the matter, Zhou Fu quickly stood up and said, "Well, Miss Yu 'er, it's getting late. I'll go back first. Goodbye."
His fat body nimbly went around the table and walked out of the living room in a few steps. A few more steps, and he would be out of the door.
"Young Master, please wait."
The crisp voice was like a spell that froze Zhou Fu in place, not daring to act rashly.
"It's still early. Why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea?"
Drink tea?
Zhou Fu curled his lips in his heart. Other people needed money to drink tea, but drinking tea here would cost him his life.
Damn it, whoever visits a brothel in the future would be a fool!
Seeing that Zhou Fu had returned to his seat, Yu 'er smiled and said, "Young Master Zhou, it was my fault just now. Yu' er will apologize to you. Have a cup of tea and calm down. Please don't lower yourself to my level."
"Hehe, Miss Yu 'er is too polite. You are too polite."
He trembled as he took the teacup and gulped it down.
Pfft!
This comical look made Yu 'er laugh out loud.
"Young Master Zhou seems to be very afraid of me?"
Zhou Fu quickly shook his head, "No, no …"
"Huh?"
The crisp voice suddenly increased in pitch, scaring Zhou Fu. "Yes, yes, yes …"
"Huh?!"
Still not satisfied?!
At this moment, Zhou Fu's brain was spinning rapidly. He kept searching through his past experiences on Tieba, Weibo, and Zhihu. He was searching for posts about 'how to coax a girl when she's angry' and 'what to do when your girlfriend is angry'.
After thinking for a long time, there wasn't a single useful answer. Zhou Fu's face instantly fell.
"Hahahaha!
So interesting! "
The little loli hugged her stomach and let out a string of bell-like laughter.
However, this laughter was rather ear-piercing to Zhou Fu.
After a while, the little loli stopped. She patted Zhou Fu's shoulder and said, "Alright, little fatty, don't be afraid. I don't eat people."
Zhou Fu was depressed when he heard this. The little lass in front of him had actually become a 'big sister'. However, she didn't act like a 'big sister' at all.
Yes, just a little bit!
"Little fatty, let's make a deal."
Zhou Fu looked at Yu 'er strangely. Make a deal with him?
Yu 'er stood up and walked to the bed. She searched for a while and took out a small booklet from nowhere. Then, she returned to the table.
"Here ~ Big sister also has a secret manual. How about I sell it to you?"
"Eternal Spring Force?" Zhou Fu looked at the secret manual in front of him and read out the name.
"Yes!
Eternal Spring Force!
After cultivating it, it can strengthen the body and cure diseases. How about it?
Do you want it? "
Zhou Fu was in a difficult position. This lass in front of him was too strange. Her thoughts were unpredictable. So, should he take this secret manual or not?
As time passed, the smile on Yu 'er's face gradually disappeared. "How about it, little fatty? Do you want it or not?!"
There was a trace of anger in her voice. Zhou Fu knew that he couldn't delay any longer. He took a deep breath and said, "I want it. I wonder what price Miss Yu 'er is willing to sell it for?"
Yu 'er thought for a while and the corner of her mouth curled up slightly. "I also want a thousand taels. How about that?"
Regarding this question, Zhou Fu didn't even think about it and directly answered, "I'll get the servants to send the money over later."
"No need ~" Yu 'er leaned on the soft cushion with a trace of laziness in her expression. "Just bring it over the next time you come."
Zhou Fu smiled bitterly. Next time?
There would be a next time?!
"Why?
You're not willing? "
"I'm willing, I'm willing. I'm very grateful to Miss Yu 'er."
"En, that's more like it. You can leave."
"Goodbye!"