Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter102

"Greetings, friends in the livestream rooms."

After glancing at the viewer count displayed on his watch's screen, Chen Yu faced the camera and loudly said, "This is Transdimensional Review's third official livestream.

Thank you for your continued support.

The product I will be reviewing today is somewhat special, so I cannot proceed with the unboxing session.

"It's because it's too big."

"How big is it?"

Raising his wrist, Chen Yu controlled the camera to zoom out.

Ten meters.

Thirty meters.

Fifty meters.

One hundred meters!

As the floating camera flew higher and higher, the full view of the mothership entered the eyes of the 200,000-plus viewers...

The originally crowded bullet comment section immediately became sparse.

Everyone was astonished by this scene ….

It wasn't until five seconds later that the surging wave of bullet comments became even more intense!

[Me!

F * ck!

Me!]

[What the hell?!]

[An aircraft carrier?!]

[An aircraft carrier?!]

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[Crap!]

[My f * ck is different because I broke the screen.]

[I got excited and chopped off my hand.]

[You guys are all trash. I got excited just now and pulled off my dick.]

【???】

[Don't tell me, UP, you're going to review an aircraft carrier...]

[Is that cannon used to launch Big Ivan?]

[This is insane!]

[This is no longer a matter of burning funds, right?]

[Real military expenditure is burning...]

[This is getting more and more exaggerated. Are you going to review a flying saucer in the next episode?]

[I refuse to believe this is true even if you beat me to death!]

[I was recommended here by a student.

As a teacher, I just want to say, is the world of young people really this exciting?]

[I seriously suspect that the host is an alien.]

[What a domineering mothership...]

...

At the same time...

Silence filled the special situation team's conference room.

Even the sound of the technicians tapping on their keyboards had stopped.

Everyone stared blankly at the massive mothership displayed on the screen, their minds in a daze.

"..."

After some time had passed, the middle-aged team leader snapped out of his daze. Wiping off the cold sweat on his forehead with his trembling right hand, he then picked up the phone on the table and handed it to Xiao Li. In a hoarse voice, he said, "Q-Q-Quickly notify the higher-ups."

"Huh?

Ah!

Alright! "

Xiao Li took the phone in a daze. He was at a loss for at least two seconds before he suddenly realized something. He hugged the phone tightly and ran out of the conference room.

"Impossible …"

"That's impossible …"

The face of an old expert on the left gradually turned red, and his lips turned purple. He clutched his chest and gasped for breath, "Im … impossible …"

"Old Cheng?

What happened to you? "

"Where … where are the medical staff?

Old Cheng is having a heart attack! "

"Someone come quickly!"

The conference room instantly descended into chaos.

Some were giving first aid, some were helping, some were calculating data, some were discussing with each other, some were standing up, and some were walking in circles. There were even many people who unconsciously uttered various emotional words. The commotion caused the middle-aged team leader to feel a splitting headache.

"Quiet down."

"Everyone, please be quiet!"

Bang!

Slapping the table, the middle-aged team leader shouted, "Silence!"

The noise stopped abruptly.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough …" Taking a deep breath, the middle-aged team leader pulled out a medicine box from his pocket and took out three beta-blockers. He then popped them into his mouth and swallowed them before saying, "I don't want to waste time maintaining order. Cough, everyone, don't do useless things. Record what needs to be recorded and analyze what needs to be analyzed.

After saying so, the middle-aged team leader shifted his gaze to the screen on the wall.

Currently, the camera was rapidly zooming in...

…

Controlling the floating camera to fly back to him, Chen Yu said, "I gave you a minute of panoramic view. Are you satisfied?

This is the product we'll be reviewing today. It's a ship.

"A huge, real ship."

Squatting down, Chen Yu pulled out a small metal hammer from his pocket and tapped it on the deck.

Clang!

"It's made of pure metal, but I don't know what kind of metal it is. It's very hard, and it doesn't produce any echoes.

Afterward, Chen Yu walked to the left side of the deck and raised the small hammer to strike the ship's suspension arm.

Clang …

"It's also made of metal."

Shrugging, Chen Yu said, "From the distant view to the close-up view, I can see the metal deck, metal tools, and metal hull. There's nothing fake about it.

I don't need to explain whether or not it's a special effect or a smokescreen.

This is a ship.

It's the protagonist of today's review.

"In fact, before nine o'clock, I didn't know that the product for today's review was an aircraft carrier, either.

When it landed on the surface of the sea, I was far more surprised than you all. "

Following the camera, Chen Yu walked up to the table in the middle of the deck. Caressing the oval crystal ball, he continued, "As I've only just obtained this ship, I only have the identity of the captain before the livestream, so I don't know much about it.

Hence, let's have this ship's artificial intelligence give us a detailed introduction and explanation. "

After saying so, Chen Yu turned to the crystal ball and said, "Dimwit, start the introduction."

"Yes, Captain."

A clear, electronically synthesized voice came from the crystal ball and spread to the ears of the 300,000-plus viewers through the floating camera.

[Artificial intelligence?

The kind you see in movies?]

[It's clearly Xiao Ai.]

[Are you looking down on me?]

[I just want to know how this aircraft carrier came to be.]

[I have a feeling that the host is going to die.]

[Speaking of which, are you guys not paying attention to Dimwit's name anymore?]

[Host, stop showing off. I'll kneel. I'll kneel, alright?]

"Entering the introduction session."

The blurry figure inside the crystal ball transformed into a triangular shape, and a mechanical voice came from within.

"Welcome to the products of the Ocean Shipping Co., Ltd.

This ship's model number is IAI03 (islands)

and

Is an island-building ship manufactured in the year 2176.

It is a flagship-class artificial island-building ship that integrates cofferdams, island filling, foundation treatment, and revetment construction.

It can quickly create islands in marine environments up to a depth of 500 meters. "

"An island-building ship?"

Hearing this, Chen Yu couldn't help but be taken aback. "Isn't it an aircraft carrier?"

"This ship is the IAI03 island-building ship," Dimwit repeated mechanically.

"W-What's that cannon for?"

"It's a giant sandblaster. It's used to fill the island with sand."

"... So, you're just an island-building ship?"

"This ship is the IAI03 island-building ship," Dimwit said as if it were a mentally handicapped person with broken logic.

Turning around, Chen Yu looked at Little Peach and said, "So, it's an industrial ship."

"That's right.

I've said it before. This kind of artificial intelligence is generally used as a processing center for large machinery. It is mainly used for industrial purposes.

Military units rarely use this kind of fully authorized artificial intelligence. Most of them still maintain a multi-level individual operation mode.

This is because fully authorized artificial intelligence will easily lose its ability to counterattack and move if it suffers an electronic attack. "

"Alright, then. Who asked it to be so big? It even has a cannon. It reminds me of an aircraft carrier," Chen Yu said as he awkwardly reached into his mask and scratched his forehead.

[Are you kidding me?

Such a big island-building ship?]

[It might be a continental builder...]

[I knew it!

How could the UP possibly get his hands on an aircraft carrier?]

[Isn't a ship capable of building an island more amazing than an aircraft carrier?]

[One is a weapon, and the other is a tool. Which one is more amazing?]

[Tools can also be turned into weapons.]

[To be honest, such a large sandblaster is simply a godly tool for burying people alive!]

[That's right!

It sprayed the port city!

It's a non-polluting nuclear weapon.]

[It can be built and dismantled. It's reasonable for such a large ship to dismantle an island.]

[Humans are truly terrifying!

You guys can even turn an island-building ship into a world-destroying weapon.]