Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter138

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Transdimensional Shelf products.

(Updated daily at midnight)

Dark Matter Synthetic Drinking Water: Produced by the Red Bull Food Company in 2211.

It would satisfy the curiosity and pursuit of dark matter in the 23rd century.

It is composed of axion and sterile neutrinos.

Rino) and pure drinking water.

The annual sales volume in 2212 alone was enough to circle the Earth twelve times. Its popularity far surpassed the radioactive beverage craze in America in 1918.

Price: 10 points.

Chen Yu: "..."

2. Beating the Coach Shot Put: Honorary product of the Avenger Sports Company in 2147.

Disposable items.

Its shape and weight were consistent with the standard shot put specifications, and it could not be scanned by ordinary equipment.

Built-in micro-ultrasonic micro-sensor, can guide athletes to adjust their posture and strength, within 15 meters, 100% hit the coach, and the micro-sensor immediately shattered after hitting, difficult to detect.

Price: 22 points.

Sighing, Chen Yu rubbed his temples before moving on to the next one.

Life Orb: Produced by the Horizon Adventure Outdoor Toy Group in the year 2232.

The method of play was for the user to enter the ball and roll down the mountain.

The sphere had a diameter of 2.5 meters, and its exterior was made of a special soft plastic material. It could cushion the fall force of 95 meters per second (standard Earth gravity) and prevent the user from being injured.

The ball automatically secretes lubricant to reduce the number of times the user tumbles and reduce friction heat.

The price was 20 points.

"Eh?"

When Chen Yu flipped to the third product, his eyes finally lit up.

This was obviously a toy that was extremely suitable for live broadcasts!

If he brought his fans along, the live broadcast effect would definitely be explosive!

"I was just worrying about not being able to find a product that interacts with the audience."

Without even looking at the two products listed below, Chen Yu tapped on the screen and purchased one.

Points -23. Points remaining: 98

The words flashed, and a space-time wormhole immediately opened in the middle of the bedroom, from which a large transparent ball fell out.

"Dong … Dong dong."

The transparent ball bounced a few times on the floor before rolling to the side.

"Huh?

What's this? "

Little Peach then walked over and picked up the ball. After carefully observing it, she said, "It's very light."

"Life Sphere, a toy."

After waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward and accepted the Life Sphere. Weighing it in his hand, he said, "It really is light."

"Toy?

Can robots play? "

"I can play.

If you're obedient, I'll let you play first during the live broadcast. "

Little Peach immediately jumped up and cheered, "Awesome!"

"We can also test if there are any dangers," Chen Yu added.

"..." Little Peach's movements stiffened.

"Let's leave it here for now. There are still two products that I haven't finished looking at."

After saying so, Chen Yu put down the Life Sphere and lay back on his bed. He then swiped his finger across his watch and scrolled down.

4. (Retro) Philosophy Bomb: Produced by Wright Laboratories in Ohio in 1994.

Chemical secretion spray.

The male soldiers who were injured by the bombs would stimulate the secretion of hormones in their bodies, causing the soldiers' gender orientation to change. They would become infatuated with their comrades and completely lose their will to fight.

Price: 32 points.

"What the hell?!"

Confused, Chen Yu asked, "What the heck is this thing?!"

After remaining in shock for some time, he picked up his phone and entered Transdimensional Marketing's communication page on WeChat. He then quickly typed out a message.

Chen Yu: "You there?"

Transdimensional Marketing: "… Yes."

[Chen Yu: "I have something to ask you. I saw a product in the Transdimensional Store labeled with the word 'Retro.' What does it mean?"]

Transdimensional Marketing: "The Transdimensional Store will naturally not be limited to the future space-time.

In ancient times, there were also many memorable and outstanding products produced by some companies that imitated the antiques. "

Chen Yu: "I understand.

In that case, can I trouble you with one more thing? "

Transdimensional Marketing: "Please speak, Mr. Chen."

Chen Yu: "In the future, can you please stop recommending things that aren't suitable for me?

Do you think I would need such a bomb with my personality? "

Transdimensional Marketing: "Why did it appear, then?"

Chen Yu: "..."

Clutching his chest, he felt as if he had received a critical blow...

After remaining silent for a moment, Chen Yu raised his wrist and swiped down the last product on his watch's screen.

5. Amnesia Bat: Produced by the Yezhou Medical Autonomous Foundation in 2477.

The inflated bat is 130 centimeters long. Its body is made of silicon foam.

The built-in mini brain information jammer could be triggered upon impact, stimulating the person's thalamus and hippocampus, causing the temporary transmission and storage of information to fail in the brain's nerves, causing the person to lose an hour's memory and effectively relieve mental fatigue.

Multiple hits will extend the duration of amnesia.

(Note: This effect will only be effective if the subject is hit in the head.) Price: 74 points.

"Amnesia Bat..."

Chen Yu subconsciously narrowed his eyes. "This is good stuff."

It was obvious that this was a technological product that he had to get his hands on. It could help him solve many problems.

In fact, if his three little sisters discovered his secret at home, he would still have a chance to remedy the situation.

Unfortunately, if this product had appeared earlier, Chen Yike and Chen Erke wouldn't have misunderstood him as a pervert...

"It's just that the price is too expensive.

Seventy-four points... "

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu stood up and paced around his room. He then gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and tapped on the screen.

Points -85. Remaining points: 13.

Along with the successful exchange, a distorted space-time wormhole appeared in the room once more. A small box the size of a fist then fell out of the wormhole.

After the wormhole disappeared, Chen Yu impatiently strode forward, picked up the box, and removed the seal.

He didn't plan on reviewing this product, so he naturally didn't have to wait until the livestream began.

Opening the box, Chen Yu found a purple leather case that resembled a sausage.

Below the purple leather case was a small instruction manual.

The instruction manual was only three pages long, so Chen Yu finished reading it in half a minute. He then found out that the original purpose of this product was to cure amnesia patients.

However, for some reason, after more than 50 years of modification, it had turned into mass-produced amnesia patients...

After grasping the usage method of this high-tech product, Chen Yu carefully took out the leather case and aimed it at the light bulb. He then tentatively sucked in the bottom of the leather case, inhaled deeply, and blew at it.

Whoosh!

Boom!

The leather case instantly expanded!

It went from a sausage to a giant eggplant!

A giant purple eggplant that was over a meter long...

"So, this is the Amnesia Bat?"

Pinching the base of the bat to prevent the air from escaping, Chen Yu subconsciously looked at Little Peach.

Little Peach: "?"

"Little Peach, come here."

"What do you want to do?" Little Peach obediently approached Chen Yu.

"Eat this!"

Suddenly, Chen Yu raised his arm and smacked the inflatable bat down on Little Peach's head.

“duang。”

Little Peach: "?"

"Sure enough, it's ineffective against robots?"

After squeezing out the air inside the bat, Chen Yu approached the Interstellar Portal and said, "Follow me. Let's do an experiment."

"What experiment?" Tilting her head, Little Peach asked, "Do I need to change into my livestream clothes?"

"Yes, I'll change as well."

"I don't have any at home. The livestream clothes are all on the island-building ship."

"Let's head to the island-building ship first, then."

…

Half an hour later, Beijing City:

Chen Yu, who was wearing a protective suit, suddenly appeared above Beijing University!

The long, blue tail of his tail was particularly eye-catching in the evening sky.