Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter156

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The sky gradually brightened.

As the four advanced, they could already faintly see the pavilion at the top of the mountain through the morning fog.

"We're almost there." Taking a deep breath, Chen Yike turned to look at Chen Yu and Chen Sanke. "Aren't you two tired?"

"Tired?" Chen Sanke looked at Chen Yu suspiciously.

"No," Chen Yu replied. "West Mountain is just a small hill. How can I be tired?"

"You two are scary."

Picking up Chen Sanke, Chen Yu said proudly, "Third Eldest and I are natural explorers.

Not only do we have the spirit of adventure, but we also have the physical strength to do so. "

"What is... the spirit of adventure?" Chen Sanke asked curiously upon hearing a new term she had never heard before.

"The spirit of adventure."

While walking, Chen Yu frowned and said, "From a certain point of view, it should be a kind of pervert."

Thud.

Chen Yike, who had pricked up her ears, fell to the ground immediately. Before getting up, she started complaining, "Brother!

Be a man and don't talk nonsense! "

"I'm not talking nonsense," Chen Yu said with a serious expression. "For example, you've all eaten durians before, right?"

"Yes."

Standing up, Chen Yike patted the dust off her body and placed her hands on her hips. "I want to hear your explanation."

"I've eaten it. It stinks." Subconsciously sucking on her finger, Chen Sanke said, "It's delicious."

"You guys taste it carefully."

Chen Yu explained in simple terms, "The first person to discover a durian saw this durian. It was huge, full of thorns, and looked frighteningly long. Yet, he actually dared to hold it in his hand.

Do you think he has the spirit of adventure? "

Chen Yike nodded. "Yes!"

"But you guys continue."

Chen Yu said with a rich expression, "When you open this thorny ball, you'll find something yellow inside. It looks like feces. When you smell it carefully, you'll also find the smell of feces.

Yet, he actually took a bite of this thing that looks like feces and smells like feces. Do you think he's a pervert? "

Smack.

Chen Yike slapped herself in the face …

"Third Eldest, do you think this person has the spirit of adventure?" Chen Yu asked.

"Yes." Chen Sanke nodded.

"Then, do you think he's a pervert?"

"Yes."

"So from this perspective, isn't the spirit of exploration a kind of perversion?"

"Yes." Chen Sanke nodded.

"He's a pervert," Chen Erke agreed.

Chen Yike: "…"

"Big Brother is amazing!"

"Big Brother really knows a lot!"

"Ahahaha, basic, basic." Chen Yu looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, laughing so hard that the corners of his mouth nearly reached his ears.

"Sigh …" Chen Yike sighed. "I'm worried about Second and Third Brother's futures."

"You went through the same thing when you were young," Chen Yu retorted sharply.

"…"

After a few more minutes of climbing, the four young masters of the Chen family finally reached the last step. They followed a small path into the pavilion and looked to the east.

The red sun slowly rose into the sky, distorting the crimson clouds in the sky. Sunlight shone on the ground, shining on Chen Yu and his three little sisters.

"It's so beautiful …" Chen Yike opened her arms in satisfaction and embraced the morning sun.

"Wow!" Chen Sanke's eyes lit up.

"The sun is so big, why isn't it hot?" Chen Erke was puzzled.

"Because …"

Looking at the rising sun, Chen Yu softly said, "It is just like the human heart. When it is born, it is broad and pure, but as it grows, it will become narrower, making it difficult for people to look at it directly..."

"Oh …" Chen Erke didn't really understand.

"So." Smiling, Chen Yu patted Chen Erke's shoulder and said, "Don't grow up."

…

Half an hour later, the four young masters of the Chen family returned to their grandpa's house. They found that Mother Chen and Grandma had already started cooking, while Grandpa, Uncle, and Father Chen were still sleeping.

"Did you go hiking?" Mother Chen asked.

"Yes, he went to the West Mountain."

"Why didn't you bring Little Jun along?"

"Xiao Jun is too lazy. He won't wake up no matter how I call him," Chen Yu explained.

Hearing that, Mother Chen curled her lips and squinted at him. "You didn't scream at all, did you?"

"No, I'm not that kind of person."

"Little Chen Yu, I gave birth to you. Do you think I don't understand you?

I know what kind of poop you're going to poop the moment you stick out your butt. "

Chen Yu: "..."

Grandma was so angry that she picked up her chopsticks and knocked on Mother Chen's head. "Are you going to eat or not?

Do you want to eat?

Why do you make it sound so disgusting? "

"Eat, eat, eat." Holding her head, Mother Chen said, "Chen Yu, d-go wake Grandpa and Uncle up for breakfast."

Walking into the master bedroom, Chen Yu heard the loud snores coming from the master bedroom. He then walked up to Grandpa and nudged him, saying, "Grandpa?

You're awake. It's time to eat. "

"Ah, it's time to eat." Grandpa smacked his lips in confusion. "What time is it?"

"It's seven in the morning. What time did you sleep last night?"

"Around one in the morning." Rubbing his face, Grandpa said, "Oh, why is it so dark? I can't see anything."

Chen Yu: "..."

"I ask Buddha, why is my world so dark?"

Chen Yu: "Buddha says, can you open your eyes?"

"Huh?" Grandpa opened his eyes and sat up. "I can see..."

Chen Yu: "..."

After waking up the three adults and having breakfast together, Mother Chen put down her bowl and chopsticks and regretfully expressed that she would be taking the children home.

Hearing this, Grandma raised her head and frowned. "What's the rush?

We'll go back later. "

"No, Mom. Second Eldest still has to attend mental abacus class tomorrow."

"What I mean is, we'll go back after we finish washing the dishes."

Mother Chen: "..."

"... Pfft." Chen Yu pinched his own thigh, his face turning red.

When Mother Chen angrily got into the car with her husband and children, Grandpa and Grandma reluctantly sent them off.

"Be careful on the road. Don't drive too fast," Grandpa said sternly to Father Chen.

"Dad, don't worry. I'll drive steadily."

"Did you bring that greyhound with you?"

"I did. It's in the trunk."

"Good, then." Grandpa nodded. "This dog can drink even more than I can. I can't afford to raise it."

"It can even smoke!" Liu Xiaojun shrieked.

"Smoke?" Chen Yu was taken aback by Liu Xiaojun's words. Immediately afterward, he flew into a rage. "You even taught it to smoke?"

"You actually believe a child's words? A dog can even smoke?"

Grandpa reached out and patted Chen Yu's head. "Hurry up and go. It won't be good to leave the city during the afternoon rush hour."

"Okay. We'll be leaving, then." Nodding, Father Chen slowly stepped on the accelerator.

"Wait a minute," Grandma suddenly said.

Stepping forward, she smiled at Mother Chen and said, "Daughter, visit home often."

Mother Chen immediately burst into tears. Biting her lip, she nodded and said, "Mhm."

"Even if it's to help Mom wash the dishes," Grandma continued singing.

"..." Mother Chen's tears immediately stopped. After a moment of silence, she shouted, "Drive!

Go! "

…

After two hours of driving, the Chen family of six and one dog finally arrived home.

After entering his bedroom with the invisible Little Peach, Chen Yu lay down on his bed and said, "Haha, this trip was fun."

"Are we still going for New Year's?" Little Peach asked as she put on her dress.

"More or less."

After giving a perfunctory reply, Chen Yu sat up and raised his wrist. He then canceled his watch's invisibility and looked at his basic attributes.

"It's time to prepare for the official livestream..."