"It's finally over..."
Lying down on the mattress, Chen Yu rested his head on his arms and stared at the ceiling in a daze. He was still immersed in the heroic mood of a lone hero.
"I actually saved all of humanity. Amazing, too amazing..."
"Mr. Chen, it seems things are going smoothly."
As the saying went, love a house, love its crow. Seeing that Chen Yu was happy, Little Peach couldn't help but approach him excitedly and gently pinch his shoulders.
"Ah, it feels so good... Tighten it a little, a little tighter..."
"Like this?"
"That's right. That's the spot. Apply more force..."
"Mhm ~?"
"Oh, it feels good." Breathing out a sigh of relief, Chen Yu closed his eyes and asked, "Where did you learn this?"
"On the Internet. Little Peach memorized every acupoint!"
"Amazing, amazing. A little to the left. It's strenuous."
"Okay!"
"Professionals really are different." The corners of Chen Yu's lips couldn't help but curl up. "Compared to you, my two little sisters are still massaging their breasts."
"I'm glad you like it."
Little Peach widened her mouth, nearly exposing the springs in her throat. "I'll massage them for you every day from now on."
"Sure, sure.
I never thought a massage would be so comfortable before. "
"According to the Internet, boys will inadvertently discover the beauty of massage. Afterward, they will indulge in massage parlors."
"That makes sense."
"The Internet also says that if a person is in a good mood, they will feel more comfortable during a massage."
Nodding repeatedly, Chen Yu said, "That still makes sense. I'm in a good mood today."
"Has the asteroid's problem been solved?"
"Thanks to my own strength, there shouldn't be any problems." Switching to a more comfortable posture, Chen Yu said, "Here.
Yes, I can finally relax. I've been worrying about saving the lives of seven billion people and the continuation of civilization during this period. "
"You really are amazing!" Little Peach said as she gave Chen Yu two thumbs up in an exaggerated manner.
"It's alright. I'm just average," Chen Yu said modestly. "I only saved the world and did what a hero should do.
Continue... "
"Oh!" Little Peach hurriedly resumed her massage.
"I said continue praising me."
"Oh!
Great hero!
Your existence is truly a blessing for human civilization. "
"It is history that chose me. I will not shirk from it."
After personally solving the crisis three months later and preventing the asteroid from colliding, Chen Yu could no longer control the excitement and pride in his heart.
A soldier who saves a village can boast for ten years.
He felt that he could brag about it for the rest of his life …
"I heard that people will erect monuments for great people. Someone will erect a monument for you, right?"
"That's for sure. Not only will he erect a monument, he will also film it, make it into music, make it into a novel, and make it into a game. In short, the standards won't be any worse than Russia's Vasily Arkhipov."
"Who is Vassily?" Little Peach tilted her head.
"In the past, a military officer of Russia saved two nuclear wars and was called the greatest human."
Showing off the knowledge he had learned from Bilibili, Chen Yu said, "Many cities around the world have monuments dedicated to him for saving civilization.
I should be able to surpass him by just a little bit. "
"You're really amazing …"
While enjoying the mental and physical massage, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and swiped his finger across his watch to check the points he had earned from this livestream.
There were 9.35 million viewers in all the livestream rooms, and he got 311 points.
Including the remaining 45 points from clearing the shelves and buying the birthday candles, he had a total of 356 points.
It wouldn't be a problem to carry out another wave of spending.
However, there was only a week until his next livestream. Chen Yu wanted to save up his points and wait until his seventh official livestream. At that time, he would have a taste of the thrill of spending money.
Turning his watch invisible, Chen Yu closed his eyes once more and carefully enjoyed the uniform pressure on his shoulders. Gradually, he fell asleep.
"Wah!"
Just as Chen Yu was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a hoarse cry coming from outside his bedroom.
"Second Eldest?!"
Chen Yu abruptly sat up. Thinking that Chen Erke had fallen, he hurriedly pushed open the door and ran out. When he looked toward the direction of the cry, he was stunned for a moment before breathing out a sigh of relief.
Chen Erke was currently obediently standing in a corner of the living room, her left hand holding a broken plastic basin and her right hand wiping away her tears. She was currently bawling loudly under Mother Chen's reprimand.
Meanwhile, Chen Yike was diligently flipping through the piano notation, completely undisturbed.
Meanwhile, Chen Sanke was happily clapping her hands.
"Huh … What's wrong?"
Stretching his waist, Chen Yu frowned as he approached Chen Erke. After scrutinizing Chen Erke, he asked, "Did you get into trouble?"
"I … I … I broke the foot basin …" Chen Erke choked with grievance.
"I told her the foot basin is made of plastic and isn't sturdy, yet she insisted on using it as a kick board!"
Mother Chen said as she angrily glared at Chen Yu. "The basin is so thin. Even if it doesn't break after a few kicks, it should leak, right?
Shouldn't I hit her? "
"She should."
Nodding in agreement, Chen Yu said, "This is already considered destroying furniture. Even huskies know that they will get beaten if they break things."
"I … I …" Pouting, Chen Erke choked with sobs, "I only practice taekwondo."
"You're in the right just because you practice taekwondo?" Raising the ruler in her hand, Mother Chen threatened, "You kick a basin because you practice taekwondo?"
"I kicked Third Eldest, but Third Eldest … won't let me!"
Mother Chen: "??"
"She kicked me, yet she won't let me fight back," Chen Sanke said as she imitated Mother Chen's posture. "How is that reasonable?"
"Enough, enough." Blocking Chen Erke's path, Chen Yu said, "Isn't it just a basin? I'll buy another one."
"This isn't just about the basin, understand?
By the way, I've been wanting to talk to you about this since last week, "Mother Chen said as she turned her spearhead to Chen Yu." She's just a little girl. What kind of taekwondo are you trying to teach her?
Can she still get married in the future? "
"Get married?" Sneering, Chen Yu said, "How can my little sister possibly get married?
Are you daydreaming? "
“？？？”x3
"No, I'm talking about my little sister. How can she not get married?"
"…"
The living room instantly fell silent.
"I-Actually …" Carefully raising the plastic basin in her hand, Chen Erke said, "A basin is only three yuan, and the wooden planks sold in the dojo cost 19 yuan each.
Mom, I'm trying to save money for you … "
Hearing this, Mother Chen's face flushed with anger. Turning to Chen Yu, she asked, "Is this how you usually teach your little sister?"
"Crap!
What does this have to do with me? "
"Don't you know that an elder brother is like a father?
You're responsible for not educating your little sister properly! "
Chen Yu said. Turning to look at Chen Yike, he stepped forward and smacked her on the head. "Hey!
An elder sister is like a mother, don't you know?
You're responsible for not educating your little sister properly! "
Chen Yike: "…"
"How can you push your responsibility to others?" Mother Chen said as she picked up the small ruler and placed it in Chen Yu's hand. "Take it. You're the elder brother. You hit her."
Not wanting to incur his little sister's anger, Chen Yu passed the ruler to her without hesitation. "Eldest, you're the elder sister. You hit her."
Accepting the ruler, Chen Yike said, "Mom, you hit her."
"I'll hit her!" Raising her hand anxiously, Chen Sanke said, "L-Let me do it!"
"You can't hit her!"
Seeing the ruler, Chen Erke started crying again. "You've hit me so many times. I-Have I been obedient?
Doesn't this prove that hitting is useless?
You should try preaching. "
Mother Chen: "…"
Chen Yu: "It's useless. You probably didn't hit her hard enough."
Chen Yike: "It's useless, but it can help vent my anger."
Chen Sanke: "I've never been hit by my parents before. I really envy Second Sis …"