[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products.]
[1. Poop Control Toilet 2.0: Produced by the League of Geek in 2106.
Integrated quantum chip. Highly efficient use of subatomic particles to encode data. The toilet is endowed with nonlinear independent thinking and accurately controls the movement and direction of the liquid inside the water tank. 100% of feces will remain in the toilet, unable to be flushed away by water, and its shape will remain intact.
Reflects the ultimate micromanipulation ability of geeks for data and calculation.]
[Compared to version 1.0, version 2.0 has established a variety of improved models based on the usage data of the first generation's users. It has added flushing schemes such as poop flying, poop smashing, poop transforming into complex geometric patterns, and so on.
Demonstrates the pinnacle of computing power.
Price: 454 points.]
After looking at the first product, Chen Yu felt his watch's screen tremble slightly.
Bang!
Grabbing a pillow and smashing it on the ground, Chen Yu bellowed, "Is this a scam?!"
"Mr. Chen, what happened?" Little Peach, who sat before the computer desk, hurriedly turned around.
"Don't talk to me!
My emotions are very unstable right now. "
"Oh..." Little Peach shrunk her neck.
"..."
After sitting on his bed in silence for a long time, Chen Yu bent down, picked up the pillow, and placed it beside the bed. He then tried to maintain a calm state of mind as he swiped his finger across the watch's screen and flipped to the second product.
[2. Nuclear Fusion Incineration Chamber: Produced by the Bliss Company in 2376.
Essential equipment for a level-1 crematorium.
Built with a second-generation micro-magnetic controllable nuclear fusion reactor. Efficiently synthesizes helium and generates pure heat to heat up the corpse inside the incineration chamber. Complete the cremation of a human corpse within 0.2 seconds, leaving behind crystallized ashes.
Through the free configuration plug-in, the ashes can be customized into a desired shape, such as an apple, a badge, a cup, a necklace, a ring, and other items or accessories before the corpse is cremated.
Price: 1,220 points.]
Bang!
Grabbing the pillow and smashing it on the ground once more, Chen Yu bellowed, "Another scam?!"
He felt that there was an invisible force targeting him …
Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of his bedroom and headed straight for the bathroom. However, as soon as he turned on the faucet, he noticed a figure sitting on the toilet. "Crap!"
Chen Sanke: "..."
"You scared me!
Didn't you close the door to the bathroom?! "
Sitting on the toilet seat, Chen Sanke scratched her head and said, "I-I didn't go to the bathroom."
"Why are you sitting on the toilet if you're not going to the toilet?"
"I can't untie my pants." Chen Sanke lifted her shirt and pointed at the rope on her pants. She blinked and said, "It's tied up."
Chen Yu: "..."
"I can't untie it no matter what." Chen Sanke clumsily removed the buckle. "It's getting … getting tighter."
"How long have you been trapped here?"
"I came in after lunch." Chen Sanke raised her head and recalled seriously.
"God, can't you call for help?" Chen Yu painfully stuck his head under the faucet, trying to freeze his cerebral cortex with cold water.
"I can still hold it in."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Phew …"
After rinsing his head for a few minutes, Chen Yu felt that he had completely calmed down. He then walked up to Chen Sanke and reached out to grab her pants.
"… Are you tying or untying it?"
"Unbuckle."
Chen Yu pointed at the snake-like ball of buttons in the middle of his trousers and asked, "Is this how Mom taught you to unbutton your pants?"
"Do you have the ability to undo it?" Chen Sanke suddenly raised her head and put her hands on her hips.
"What are you so proud of?!
What's there to be proud of?! "Chen Yu moved his head closer and bit down on the rope.
Bang!
The trousers snapped on the spot.
"Roar …"
Lowering her head, Chen Sanke touched her fat belly, which had a deep imprint on it. Dumbfounded, she muttered, "It broke."
"If you don't break it, your belly will break."
Picking up a towel to dry his hair, Chen Yu shrugged and said, "Get your mom to get you a new trouser rope. It's impossible to untie it with such a big knot."
"Oh."
Chen Sanke nodded and staggered out of the room with her legs.
"Come back."
Chen Yu immediately pulled Chen Sanke back.
"Roar?" Chen Sanke was confused.
"My ass! Didn't you want to go to the toilet?"
"That's right!"
Chen Sanke clapped her hands, her eyes glowing. Hurriedly, she took off her pants and sat on the toilet. Looking at Chen Yu, she said, "Mom said that I can't be alone when I go to the toilet."
"… But you should at least give me some time to go out, right?"
Boom!
Closing the bathroom door, Chen Yu rubbed his face and returned to his bedroom.
Sitting on his bed, he raised his wrist once more and calmed his emotions. He was now one step away from looking at the Transdimensional Store's third product.
[3.5-TCV Injection: Produced by the Pain Hall Pharmaceutical Company in 2276.
Developed with reference to the bottlenose dolphin's slow-wave sleep method.
After injecting the 5-TCV Injection, the user can sleep with both sides of the brain for 244 hours, maintaining the brain's efficiency.
However, prolonged use can cause irreversible brain damage. It is recommended that the user wait for one month after the drug's effects wear off.
Price: 252 points.]
"Finally, it's normal …"
Nearly crying tears of joy, Chen Yu tapped on the screen and purchased the 5-TCV Injection.
[Cost: 270 points (product + tax). Remaining points: 1,409.]
"Only death and taxes are unavoidable …"
A small space-time wormhole appeared, and a white delivery box fell out of it.
Perhaps due to the shock of seeing the massive delivery box in the morning, Chen Yu couldn't adapt to seeing such a "pocket-sized" box all of a sudden.
"Mr. Chen, here you go!"
Little Peach eagerly picked up the box and handed it to Chen Yu.
"Be good and put it aside. I won't be using it for now. Go back to coding."
"Yes, sir!"
Lying down on the bed, Chen Yu continued swiping his finger across his watch.
According to his past experience, once the first "normal" product appeared, the subsequent products should become "normal" as well.
[4. Linrui Anbao Camouflage Robot: Produced by the Linrui Technology Company in 2219.
A group of four. Driven by artificial intelligence software. Can accurately complete established tasks. Possesses a certain linear thinking ability.
Equipped with a pulse-type stun gun. Camouflage or concealment through optical camouflage.
Includes a DG port charging cable and a variable pressure ball.
Can also be slowly charged using solar energy.
Price: 220 points.]
"This is good stuff!"
Moving the screen closer to the box, Chen Yu earnestly reread the product's description. He then decisively clicked on the purchase option. "Brainwave recognition is finally useful. I got something I need …"
[Cost: 234 points. Remaining points: 1,175.]
As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, a second space-time wormhole appeared in the room.
Little Peach, who was sitting on a chair, was itching to try it out. However, just as she was about to stand up, she noticed Chen Yu's stern gaze and immediately cowered.
Boom!
Immediately afterward, the two-and-a-half-meter-long delivery box landed heavily on the floor, creating a large crater.
Chen Yu: "…"
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu turned to look at Little Peach and asked, "Why aren't you picking it up this time?"
"Y-Didn't you use your eyes to tell me not to move …?"
"I used my eyes to tell you to move faster!"
"Oh!
I'll move now, then … "
"It's too late!
You don't need to move anymore. "
"…"
…
(Note: This chapter is updated by the Silver Alliance Master 'hjz666')