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Pacific Ocean equator, Hogwarts floating castle, central courtyard.
After confirming the IDs of the bullet comment group, donation group, and hospital group, Chen Yu approached the Interstellar Portal and sent them through the private messaging address shown on his watch's screen.
"Bullet comment group, Bilibili platform, ID Moonlight Whisper …"
Space instantly distorted, and the connection was successfully established. A young man then ran over to Chen Yu and excitedly spread out his arms to hug Chen Yu. However, the Auror mage immediately stopped him.
"Master!
I'm your fan!
A loyal fan! "
"Let's not talk about this first."
After giving the other party a few glances, Chen Yu said, "Previously, the rules state that healthy people are not allowed to participate in the interaction.
Are you sick? "
"You're insane!
I'm sick! "The young man beamed with joy and shook his head proudly." I'm quite sick. "
"… What illness?"
"Schizophrenia!
The main clinical symptom was a breakdown of thinking, hehe!
Isn't it awesome? "
The young man hopped around and took out a folded document from his arms. "Look, this is the diagnosis of DS schizophrenia. The diagnostic criteria …"
"Alright, alright, alright!
There's no need to look, I believe you. Just stand aside and wait for the interaction, old bro. "
"How do you know if I'm sick if you haven't seen me?
I haven't done it yet. It's normal … "
"Sir, please follow me." Hermione stepped forward and bowed politely.
"There's no hurry. I'll prove it to the UP first... Ugh!"
Before the young man could finish his sentence, Hermione covered his mouth and dragged him away.
"I hope you can recover."
After giving the other party a pitiful look, Chen Yu disconnected the spatial link and entered the bullet comment group's second ID address.
"Bilibili platform, ID Bullshit …"
With the example of Words Under the Moon, the participants who were teleported later all took the initiative to prove their physical conditions.
It's Afreeca's turn.
One of the viewers on the TV platform made a slight deviation.
"It's a mammary gland hyperplasia," the big man said in broken Chinese.
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu snatched the lightsaber from Hermione's hand and said, "... I'll give you one chance to modify it."
"It's … It's prostatic hyperplasia …"
After the bullet comment group's ten IDs were sent over, Chen Yu started sending the donation group's ten IDs.
Teleportation.
"Bilibili, ID Tai Hang Pharmaceutical Company."
"TikTok platform, ID Chrysanthemum Pharmaceutical."
"Youtui platform, United Nations Ministry of Health …"
The donation group's members were very calm. After exiting the Interstellar Portal, they simply shook hands with Chen Yu and stood to the side.
With such efficiency, it only took him four minutes to get to the hospital group.
"Hospital Group, Bilibili platform, Wisdom National Hospital."
The instant the spatial link was established, 30 Caucasian men and women in hospital gowns flew out and surrounded Chen Yu. Some of these people thanked Chen Yu, some bowed, and some even knelt on the spot while weeping bitterly.
The noise made Chen Yu's scalp tingle.
"That's enough. Everyone, stop wasting time. I'm not a savior. There's no need to do this.
Girl, please don't kiss my right foot … Hey!
That doctor!
Stay away from the panda … "
The spatial connection of the metal arch was disconnected again. Batches of patients from the Hospital Group excitedly arrived. Under the guidance of Hermione and the four Auror Mages, they anxiously waited in a corner.
"Lastly … DouYu platform, ID: Fujian Tianpu Hospital."
"Buzz!"
The space inside the metal arch fluctuated for a brief moment. Afterward, an old man staggered out of the metal arch and knelt before Chen Yu. "Are you Dr. Po Pig?
My great benefactor!
You saved my family! "
"Wait a moment."
Chen Yu skillfully helped the old man up. Pointing at Hermione, he said, "I'm the UP, not Po Pig.
I'm not a doctor, either. Follow this little girl.
Also, everyone behind me, calm down. Aside from kneeling on the ground, is there no other way for the entire hospital group to appear? "
"Hello, Mr. King!
I am Tianpu Hospital's in- "The middle-aged director stretched out his hand. However, before he could finish speaking, he noticed Chen Yu's hostile gaze. Immediately, he shut his mouth and instructed the patients to leave.
"In that case, the bullet comment, donation, and hospital groups are all in place."
Facing the camera, Chen Yu spread his arms and said, "We've wasted quite some time already. I'll summarize the rules of the game in one sentence.
"Pick up a pillow and attack everyone around you!
The last one standing will be the winner! "
"The winner's prize is this." Taking out a white pillow from the box, Chen Yu patted the pillow lightly and said, "Permanently.
Furthermore, no one or organization is allowed to snatch it. Otherwise, they will be my enemy. "
When the crowd heard this, they began to discuss among themselves, especially the ten people from the donation group. Their eyes were practically emitting green lights.
Envy …
What a pity. If I had been chosen, I would have been able to kill each of these sickly people with a single punch.
Hit him with a pillow!
Not with your fists, Immortal!
A pillow could at least sell to a small target, right?
I'll make a report!
That fatty is our dean, and one of the patients is his wife!
Hehe, use your brain to think, how many real patients are there here?
I don't trust anyone except those who have amputated everything below the head!
Pillow fight, we can also play this game!
I'm going to buy a pillow now. If you want to play in Beijing seafood stores, send me a private message.
The donation group had a huge advantage!
Their bodies were healthier than the other participants.
The world indeed belonged to the Kryptonians …
"The product introduction, personnel gathering, and rules are done. Let's move on to the next item!
Performance evaluation! "
After saying so, Chen Yu skillfully swiped his finger across the virtual globe and selected Aladdin City, a sparsely populated city in China's Inner Mongolia.
After waiting for the spatial link to be established, Chen Yu picked up the large white box containing 500 pillows and stepped into the Interstellar Portal.
"Follow me! One pillow per person! It doesn't matter if they're male, female, old, or young!
"Let's start a pillow fight in the entire city!"
…
Inner Mongolia, Aladdin City, People's Square:
The arrival of winter made this small city, which had a population of less than 300,000, particularly desolate.
However, as the city's most densely populated commercial district, it was also nearing the end of the year. Hence, it was relatively lively to purchase new year goods.
"Buzz!"
At 9: 38 AM, a five-meter-tall and three-meter-wide metal arch appeared out of thin air!
Under the horrified gazes of countless people, the arch overturned a temporary fish stall and two stalls selling couplets.
Meanwhile, the crowded square was as silent as a plague. The silence quickly spread throughout the square...
"Huh? Isn't this the least populated city?
Why are there so many people? "Chen Yu wondered as he walked out of the Interstellar Portal with the box in his arms.
Following which, the interactive event participants followed Chen Yu out of the Interstellar Portal one after another. Very quickly, the interactive event participants occupied the square's center.
Meanwhile, under the inexplicable spreading panic, the crowd of people purchasing new year goods slowly retreated and dispersed.
"Crap!
It's Transdimensional's UP! "
"The Interstellar Portal!
That's the Interstellar Portal! "
There were also a small number of youngsters who were familiar with Transdimensional Review who frantically approached the Interstellar Portal.
[Awesome! Haha!
I'm nearby!
What a pleasant surprise!!]
[You're the real God of Luck if you can have a pillow fight without drawing lots!]
[I suddenly feel sorry for that brother of mine who traveled all the way from Inner Mongolia to Japan...]
[My house is a little far from yours. I hope I can make it in time.]
[Let's see how much psychological trauma the masses have.]
"Ha!
The more people there are, the more fun it will be! "
Little Peach nimbly squeezed out of the box and picked up a pillow. Eagerly, she asked, "King, can we start now?"
"Yes!
You can only use pillows to hit people, and you can't hit the interactive event participants.
You can't faint, so it's a bug. Go play somewhere further away. "
"Okay ~ ~ ~"
"In that case..."
Raising the box, Chen Yu dumped all of the pillows on the ground. He then casually tossed them aside. He then grabbed a pillow with each hand and pointed it at the crowd in the square. "Soldiers, listen up!
"Regardless of gender or age!
Destroy them all!
Smash them all!
Charge! "
"Charge!" x200 +
…
(Note: There are still a few more days until the Chinese New Year. There are too many trivial matters to deal with.
I cannot guarantee 8,000 to 9,000 words per day. Please forgive me.)