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"Rumble!"
Water gushed out from the deep hole, carrying a force of over a hundred tons.
Only after the water had risen 200 meters into the air did it scatter under the pull of gravity and fall like a flower shower.
From a distance, it looked like an open umbrella. It was a beautiful sight to behold...
Patter, patter, patter...
Reaching out and catching the large droplets of seawater, Chen Yu raised his head and pondered for a moment before saying, "So much."
[So much? What?]
[Look at my words. Have they turned yellow?]
[This is too spectacular!]
[It only sprayed a few hundred meters. Bad review!]
[This is just the foreplay. The spray will only get higher and higher later.]
[What are you guys talking about?]
[Why can't I, a lonely old man born in the 90s, understand?]
[With so many spectators, the number of people with brains full of lust has also increased. Bullet comments have been turned off.]
[Bear with it. There are too few decent people like us.]
[There are all kinds of trees when one is old enough.]
[Crap!]
[Shit!]
"Test successful. The pipeline is unblocked."
After washing off the calcium chloride powder on his body with seawater, Chen Yu walked up to the Interstellar Portal and swiped his finger across the virtual Earth. "Next, we just need to bring Russia's large enclosed space capsule, and we can go to the sky."
Very quickly, the spatial link was completed, and the scene behind the metal arch changed once more. This time, an indoor hall covering an area of several thousand square meters appeared.
Inside the hall, many lathes and machinery were piled up, making the hall look slightly messy.
However, the four-meter-tall, six-meter-diameter space capsule stood out like a crane among chickens, attracting everyone's attention immediately.
"That's the manned space capsule developed by Russia. It's called Andromeda, and it is larger than the Orion spacecraft produced by NASA in 2018. It also has eight seats."
While introducing the space capsule to the audience, Chen Yu walked into the hall. Under the gazes of many military officers, special agents, and professors, he arrived before the space capsule and knocked on its metal surface. "If we use the Earth Spray to launch the capsule, we can remove the seats and dashboard. The extra space can fit at least a dozen people."
"Uu..."
At this time, a sobbing sound suddenly came from the crowd of onlookers.
Looking toward the source of the sound, Chen Yu saw an old professor with a white beard wiping his tears sadly, doing his best to suppress his sobs.
"What's wrong with him?" Chen Yu asked the tall person leading the group in confusion.
"Mr. Wang, nice to meet you."
The person in charge quickly blocked the old professor behind him and said in Chinese with a strange accent, "The internal facilities of the space capsule have been removed, and the body of the space capsule has been divided into two parts, which can be moved at any time!
We've already calculated it. Through your portal … "
"I asked him what's wrong," Chen Yu interrupted.
"He …" The person in charge hesitated for a moment and stammered, "He is the chief … chief engineer and designer of Andromeda. When he saw the space capsule being dismantled, his emotions were somewhat unstable.
It's … it's alright, Mr. Wang, you don't have to worry about it. "
"Oh." Sizing up the old man, Chen Yu nodded and said, "Let's move now, then.
Thank you for supporting my review. "
"It's our honor."
After replying solemnly, the person in charge commanded the workers and two cranes to lift the space capsule and transport it to the portal.
"Wu …"
Seeing that his "child" had been thoroughly dismembered, the old man immediately broke down and wailed, "T-It's almost finished. All that's missing is a single propulsion engine. Wah …"
Ever since he was a child, Chen Yu had never seen anyone cry more loudly than Chen Sanke. After pondering for a moment, he stepped forward and patted the old man's shoulder, saying, "Hey, old man, stop crying."
"Why? T-It was only a year away from flying … Wu …"
"Alright, stop crying.
Isn't it just a space capsule?
I'll have the Russians make you another one in the future.
Make an even bigger one. "
"Mr. Wang …" Wiping his tears with his sleeve, the old professor said in a hoarse voice, "This is Andromeda's core module. Even if we make a new one, it... won't be the original one."
"Is that so?" Scratching his helmet uncomfortably, Chen Yu couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt.
"My heart aches for it.
All you need is a well-sealed and heat-resistant shell.
B-But it could have played a greater role.
Wu … "
"Chief Engineer Ivan!" The person in charge finally couldn't bear it anymore and snapped, "He peyycep д!
(Don't go too far!) "
"I created it piece by piece!" The old man's face was red, and he coughed violently. "I cough cough … Can't I cry a little?
With the condition of my body, I will never have the chance to build … cough cough cough cough … build it! "
"Y o o o one o o.
(Take him away and let him calm down.) "
"Hehaodo!
(No!) "the old professor roared at the top of his lungs.
"Alright, stop arguing." Chen Yu stopped the two soldiers who were rushing up. "People are old and weak, so their minds are sensitive.
Please understand, it's my problem. "
As he spoke, he patted the old man's shoulder again. "Grandpa, why are you crying again?"
"Wu …" The old professor pursed his lips and didn't say anything. He just kept crying.
"Your snot is in your mouth?!"
"Wu …"
"How about this?"
Sighing, Chen Yu pointed at the towering water pillar outside the Interstellar Portal and said, "As compensation, I'll bring you along when I go into space later."
"Wu ~ Wu, red, red, fire, roar, hahahahaha!"
Chen Yu: "?"
The crowd: "…"
26 million viewers: "…"
…
"It's done!"
Ten minutes later, the Russian professor finally closed the final metal clasp after working with everyone else. He then excitedly said, "There are absolutely no problems with sealing!
We can use it directly! "
Seeing this, Chen Yu opened his mouth. However, in the end, he didn't say anything.
"Dear Mr. King."
The old professor approached Chen Yu and eagerly said, "Please turn off the water pillar for now. I'll have the crane push the capsule to the nozzle."
"..."
Instead of replying, Chen Yu simply nodded. He then reached out and slid his finger across the control panel a few times. Instantly, the surging water pillar weakened until it disappeared completely.
"Quick!
Push it up! "the old professor shouted.
"Xopo o o.
(Okay). "
Buzz … Buzz …
"Boom!"
With a loud bang, the semi-conical Andromeda capsule landed firmly on top of the hole, right in the middle, without any deviation.
"What a seamless fit!" The old professor excitedly waved his hand. "This is practically a space capsule born for the Earth Spray!
This should be its true home!
How frustrating would it be to push it up with a rocket? "
"... You should go in first," Chen Yu said expressionlessly inside the helmet.
"It's done!"
The Russian professor said in a Northeastern dialect. He then climbed to the top of the ladder and jumped down from the capsule like a nimble monkey.
"Dammit."
Chen Yu couldn't help but curse inwardly. He then turned to face the camera and patted the circular glass embedded in the capsule. He then loudly said, "The capsule can accommodate more than 15 people. Including my female assistant and I, this unprecedented space trip can still accommodate 12 passengers.
So … I believe I don't need to explain the final steps. Everyone should be clear about them.
"Wave your money!"
"Release your luck!
"Come here and witness the scariest super fountain in Earth's history!"