[Chen Yu: "I know what product I want for my next review."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Please speak, Mr. Chen. We will submit a product application to the higher-ups according to your direction."]
[Chen Yu: "A product that can improve one's academic performance!
It's best if it can turn one into a top student overnight. "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "A learning product similar to the 'Shorthand Headband'?"]
[Chen Yu: "That's right!
It'd be best if it's better than that headband. "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Very well, Mr. Chen. We'll submit the application for you right away."]
[Chen Yu: "When can I have accurate information?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "We can't disclose this in advance. You will receive the product by express delivery this Sunday."]
[Chen Yu: "Alright.
You guys have to work hard! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Very well."]
Putting away his phone, Chen Yu took a deep breath and walked into the bathroom with anticipation and anxiety. Just as he was about to wash his hands, he saw Niu Lanshan leaning against the wall with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. He seemed to be in a daze as he smoked.
"T-T-Teacher Niu …"
"Chen Yu." Niu Lanshan flicked away the cigarette butt and exhaled a thick cloud of smoke. "I heard you got chased by a dog last night?"
"No. Don't listen to my mom's nonsense. There's no such thing as a dog that big."
"What?"
"N-No!
I mean, there's no such thing as a dog! "Cold sweat trickled down Chen Yu's forehead." Teacher Niu, you misunderstood. "
"…" After staring at Chen Yu for a long time, Niu Lanshan nodded. "Fine. Just treat it as a misunderstanding.
This matter is over. I won't lower myself to a child's level. "
"That's right!"
Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief inwardly. He walked up to Niu Lanshan with a smile and pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from his pocket. He then stuffed a cigarette into Niu Lanshan's mouth and lit it up with a fawning expression. "Here, Teacher, have a smoke."
"You're toasting me with my cigarette?"
"Don't mind the details. The main thing is that you understand my intentions."
Niu Lanshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The suffocating feeling in his chest had dissipated a lot.
Just as the two walked out of the bathroom and were about to sit down, they heard Mother Chen explain to Principal Pang, "Principal, I know my child very well. He can't even get into the top 40 in his class, much less the top 25.
He had to practice sports sooner or later.
Let's give the child some time to relax.
After all, if we were chased by a dog in the middle of the night, we would also be frightened, wouldn't we … "
"…" Niu Lanshan stopped in his tracks, closed his eyes, and sighed. He turned around and returned to the bathroom …
Chen Yu: "..."
…
When the six members of the Chen family returned home, it was already past nine o 'clock at night.
After changing into a pair of slippers, Chen Yu entered the bathroom and washed up. He then bade his family goodnight before entering his bedroom and shutting the door.
"Phew …"
Leaning against the door, Chen Yu panted heavily for a moment before sitting in front of his study table. He then turned on his laptop and started watching Bilibili's backend video.
Views: 53856
Bullet comments: 4190
Comments: 3271
Likes: 10762
Share: 1047
Coins: 5,993
Bilibili fans: 12060.
"Holy shit … this can't be real, right?"
Looking at the series of dazzling data, Chen Yu was nearly stupefied.
Never in his wildest dreams would he have imagined that Bilibili's data would increase so many times in less than ten hours.
"It seems like I'm really going to become popular …"
Hurriedly pulling out his phone, Chen Yu started asking questions on WeChat.
[Chen Yu: "Is there a bug?
How did the data increase so many times? "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Your video was manually recommended by Bilibili's editor.
With the quality of your video and the ratio of views, bullet comments, shares, and other data, it is normal for your video to be recommended.
In fact, your video will even be promoted to the front page very quickly. "]
[Chen Yu: "Then, won't I become a famous UP?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "This is also what you and I are hoping for.
The larger your fan base, the easier it will be to promote your video during the trial phase. "]
[Chen Yu: "I understand, then.
Help me settle the next review product as soon as possible. "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Please rest assured, Mr. Chen."]
Closing WeChat, Chen Yu tossed his phone onto the bed and moved his mouse to exit Bilibili's backend. He then clicked on the [Basic Information] section.
[Marketing Collaborator: Chen Yu]
[Current Authority Level: E]
[Current Subscribers: 977]
[Main Mission: Achieve at least two out of four promotions.
(2/1)]
[Mission 1: Promote the first review. 500 viewers (500/12704), 50 fans (50/977).
Mission completed.]
"Very impressive …"
Closing his laptop, Chen Yu lay on his bed with his arms and legs spread out, a faint trace of regret growing in his heart.
If he had chosen to reveal his identity back then, his family would be well-off if he released a few more such high-quality videos …
"Right, I need to study!"
After lying down for a while, Chen Yu abruptly sat up and took out a Year 1 mathematics textbook from the bookshelf. He then seriously flipped through a few pages.
"So … I don't understand high school mathematics at all …"
Placing the textbook back into the bookshelf, Chen Yu found a Year 3 mathematics textbook and flipped through it. A second later, he closed it again.
"I'll skip Year 2 and go straight to Year 1 …"
Muttering to himself, Chen Yu pulled out a Year 1 mathematics textbook from the bookshelf and flipped through a few pages.
"How the hell did I get into high school in the first place?!
Just how much money did Mom spend?! "
Scratching his head in despair, Chen Yu pondered for a long time. In the end, he concluded that with his current situation, it would be best for him to start learning from scratch.
Hence, he stood up and walked into the living room. He then sat down beside Chen Erke, hesitating to speak.
"Brother, what's up?"
Chen Erke asked, putting down her crayon and raising her head in confusion.
"Second Eldest is already in second grade, right?"
"That's right."
"T-Then, do you still have a full set of elementary school textbooks?" Chen Yu asked, scratching his nose awkwardly.
"I do.
What for? "
"This … As the eldest brother in the family, I feel that I have an obligation to pay attention to my little sisters' studies," Chen Yu said.
Bracing himself, Chen Yu spouted nonsense, "Give me all your first-year textbooks. I'll test you."
"… Don't tell me you want to learn elementary school stuff?" Chen Erke asked suspiciously.
"Just do as I say!" Blushing, Chen Yu said, "Did you forget that I often buy you drinks and crayons?
You have to listen to me. "
After staring at Chen Yu for a moment, Chen Erke pulled out four textbooks from under the coffee table in front of the sofa, two mathematics textbooks and two language textbooks.
"Give them to me. I'll give you a set of test papers based on these textbooks. If you get full marks, I'll buy you a new set of crayons."
"Really?!" Chen Erke's eyes glowed.
"Of course."
After receiving the four elementary school textbooks, Chen Yu returned to his bedroom and flipped open the mathematics textbook. After giving it a few glances, he smiled.