After "looting" three powerful weapons in a row, Chen Yu felt that he might have killed too many marine creatures while reviewing the Earth Spray. Hence, he decided to wash his hands again.
He walked into the bathroom and washed himself with soap, toothpaste, and washing powder. Then, he returned to the bedroom and continued to look at the fourth product.
[4. Tease Stick: Produced by the Home of Romance Association in the year 2563.
There were thirty-five high-precision sensors and twenty-two mini dischargers inside, which could detect and adjust the synaptic position of the apical dendritic synapses of human female pyramidal cells, the formation of the synchronized rhythm of brainwaves, and the non-specific projection of the cortex and thalamus, and other related brain activities. It could calm the violent and aggressive emotions of women and make them instantly docile.
Price: 1,430 points.]
"It's finally normal!"
Rubbing his palms together, Chen Yu reread the product's description several times and suppressed his urge to purchase it. He then swiped his finger across the screen and looked at the last recommended product.
[5. Miniature Antimatter Annihilation Generator: Produced by the "Die from Addiction" company in 2980 …]
"Eh?"
Upon seeing the product's name, Chen Yu couldn't help but be startled. "My new year's present is here..."
After reading the product description, he swiped the screen again. After hesitating for a long time, he bought two of them.
His points, which were originally more than 3,800, were instantly depleted.
"He's f * cking poor again. This is way too fast."
After instructing Little Peach to store the two delivery boxes, Chen Yu lay on his bed and searched for news related to himself. Feeling hungry, he grabbed two eggs, two potatoes, and a green onion from the kitchen. He then used the Automatic Cooking Pot to cook some crispy pork ribs and wolfed them down.
"I dare say that this pot is mankind's greatest invention, second only to the toilet!" Chen Yu mumbled to Little Peach after spitting out the last bone.
"How does it feel to eat?"
"It feels especially satisfying," Chen Yu said as he picked up the remaining bone and passed it to Little Peach. "Why don't you give it a try as well?"
Little Peach: "..."
"What a pity, then." Tossing away the bone, Chen Yu shrugged and said, "Food really is a form of enjoyment."
"I can't digest solid food." Little Peach licked her lips as she stared at the bone. "I can only digest liquid food."
"So you have a stomach?"
"Yes."
"Then why can it only digest liquid?"
"I don't know either!"
The man and the machine looked at each other, not knowing what to do …
…
Five in the afternoon.
The sky was already dark.
"We're back!"
As the security door opened, Chen Yike, Erke, and Sanke returned home.
Upon seeing Chen Yu in the living room, Chen Sanke didn't even bother removing her shoes. Instead, she pounced on Chen Yu and hugged his right leg. "Big Brother, I missed you so much!"
"Brother!
I missed you too! "Not to be outdone, Chen Erke hugged his left leg.
"Second Son!" Mother Chen, who was on the sofa, scolded angrily, "Can you wear shoes to come in?"
"Lao San didn't take it off either!" Chen Erke retorted.
"She's young and immature, and you're the same?"
"She's only three years younger than me!"
Chen Sanke blinked her eyes and said, "Three months is still young."
"Heh."
Chen Erke unwillingly let go of her hands, retreated to the hall, and took off her shoes. "In two years, you'll be older than me."
"How is this possible?
Are you stupid? "Hugging Chen Yu's thigh tightly, Chen Sanke pouted." It'll take at least three years! "
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu reached out and patted Chen Sanke's head. "You two really are mentally retarded.
You don't know how to count?
It'll take at least four years, right? "
"You're the retarded one!" Chen Yike, who was carrying her backpack, berated.
"Are the three of us not as smart as you?" Chen Yu sneered.
"That's right."
2
"Let's not talk about this anymore." Picking up Chen Sanke, Chen Yu smiled and asked, "Did you have fun at the cram school today?"
"It wasn't fun.
Big Sis's piano playing is too awful. "
"Third Eldest!" Chen Yike's face immediately flushed red.
"I just started learning, so it's understandable that I can't play well." Waving his hand, Chen Yu said, "However, it's still a piano. How awful can it be?
I'll buy you one after the New Year. "
"Brother ~" Chen Yike was moved.
"Big Brother." Staring at Chen Yu expressionlessly, Chen Sanke said, "You will regret this."
"I, Chen Yu, never regret anything I do."
"Big Brother loves you!" Chen Yike immediately hugged Chen Yu and rubbed herself against him.
"Ouch."
Mother Chen, who watched from afar, gritted her teeth and said, "The three of you are acting so intimate. Aren't you ashamed?"
Chen Yike: "I'm not ashamed."
Chen Erke: "Why should I be ashamed?"
Chen Sanke: "Why should I be ashamed?"
With the addition of his three little sisters, the originally quiet atmosphere in the Chen family immediately "boiled."
This was especially true for Chen Erke. She would even yell and shout while playing with her phone. Annoyed by the noise, Chen Yu had no choice but to return to his bedroom and quietly sit in a corner to play with his phone.
"Mr. Chen, the livestream's edited video has been uploaded. It's scheduled to be released at 9 AM tomorrow."
"Mhm.
In the future, don't bother telling me about such trivial matters. Just deal with it yourself. "
"Mhm."
Suddenly giving Little Peach a thumbs up, Chen Yu said, "Your mandarin is getting better and better."
"Of course!" Little Peach said as she patted her chest, accidentally dropping a packaging bag.
"What's this?" Picking up the packaging bag suspiciously, Chen Yu looked around and asked, "W-Why is it stuck in your chest?"
"A fan with the ID Crazy Awakening gave it to me.
I didn't have a pocket, so I stuck it in. "
"Big brother!" Chen Yu said in admiration.
"I don't know what it is, either. He said it's food."
Picking up the packaging bag, Little Peach opened it and pulled out a dark-red object. Placing it before her eyes, she asked, "Is this dried human excrement?"
"That's called a betel nut!" Holding his forehead, Chen Yu said, "Why do you have such a strange association?!"
"It looks like it!"
Grabbing the betel nut, Chen Yu placed it in his mouth. While chewing, he said, "This thing is called betel nut. It's a type of snack. I heard that you can't eat it as it will cause cancer."
"Why are you eating it, then?" Little Peach asked in surprise.
"Drinking alcohol hurts the liver. Why do people drink it?
Smoking causes cancer, too. Why do people still smoke it? "
Lying on his bed, Chen Yu opened his mouth and revealed the betel nut residue on his tongue. "Because this is human nature. We will feel uncomfortable if we don't play some tricks.
Are you envious? "
"I-I want to eat one as well."
"Go ahead. You can't swallow this thing."
"Okay."
Nodding, Little Peach picked up a piece of betel nut and placed it in her mouth. She then chewed on it, causing "sparks" to fly everywhere.
"Big Sis, can't you secrete some saliva?"
"Oh... Wow!
It's soft!
It's gone from hard to soft!
You even squeezed out a lot of juice! "
Little Peach excitedly stuck out her soft tongue and stared at the betel nut residue on her tongue. "It turns red when you chew it!"
"..." With a complicated expression, Chen Yu said, "Your adjectives sound so scary..."
The two looked at each other and chewed on their betel nuts. Shortly afterward, a fierce knocking sound came from the room's door.
Bang! Bang!
"Brother!
Open the door! "
Looking at the dust falling from the ceiling, Chen Yu immediately guessed who it was. "What?"
"I want to play with you!"
"Go play with your Second Sis." Chen Yu changed his posture in annoyance.
"I made Second Sis cry."
"..."
Bang, bang, bang …
Chen Sanke waved her two small fists and pounded on the door. "Open the door, Big Brother, open the door..."
"Only children are so blessed."
Sighing, Chen Yu gestured for Little Peach to turn invisible. He then stood up and opened the door. "Can you be obedient..."
Bang!
As soon as the door opened, Chen Sanke's fist landed squarely on Chen Yu's chest.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Big Brother, are you alright?"
Pfft...
"Huh?
Brother, you're vomiting blood! "