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After sending the message, Chen Yu walked out of his bedroom and noticed that the living room was bright red. The TV was also broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala.
However, something was missing...
The firecrackers simulated by the phone on the table were too fake.
"Did you wear the purple underwear?" Mother Chen asked from the kitchen.
"I did." Expressionlessly, Chen Yu said, "Do you want me to take a look?"
"I don't have time." Mother Chen retracted her head and continued cooking.
"Mom!"
At this time, Chen Yike ran out of the bathroom and said with a sad face, "The purple underwear is fading!"
"It's fine.
I bought it on purpose. Otherwise, how could it be called Purple Finger Fixed (Purple). "
"Mom!" Chen Yike stomped her feet in anger.
"Why do you always talk about those feudal superstitions?" Father Chen, who was watching the Spring Festival Gala on the sofa, asked in dissatisfaction, "Where did you hear that from?"
"It's New Year's. What superstition are you talking about?"
Walking out of the kitchen, Mother Chen took out a pair of purple shorts from a bag in the foyer. "You wear it later!
You can't eat without it. "
Father Chen: "..."
Very quickly, under the threat of Mother Chen's spatula, the entire family put on the purple shorts and sat at the kitchen table, waiting for the pre-meal ceremony to begin.
Clap, clap.
Mother Chen clapped her hands. After attracting everyone's attention, she said, "It's New Year. Let's talk about this year's summary and next year's prospects.
Old man, you go first. "
"Ah." Shifting his butt in discomfort, Father Chen asked, "Why are these shorts uncomfortable?"
"The store sold them out. There are only women's shorts left. Just make do with it.
Hurry up and summarize. "
"... Can I curse?"
"How can you curse during New Year's?"
"I'm done, then."
Family: "..."
"Always dropping the ball at a critical moment!
Seriously... "Mother Chen glared at Father Chen. She then looked at Chen Yu and said," It's your turn. Speak properly. "
"I'll say it, then."
Standing up, Chen Yu sorted out the words in his mind and said frankly, "There is a saying in Tolstoy's Anna Karenina. 'All happy families are the same, while each unhappy family has its own misfortune.
However, I always thought that our family was different. Although we were a little poor, we were neat and tidy. Our mother was kind and our father was kind. Our brothers were smart and our sisters were smart. Even when we were playing around, we could feel the overflowing affection and affection between us.
The financial foundation is indeed important, but what's more important is the cohesiveness of a family. We are happy. "
"Good!" Papa Chen moved his butt excitedly and applauded, "Well said."
The Chen family's third sister and Mother Chen also looked at Chen Yu in surprise.
"Wait, I'm not done yet."
Subconsciously, Chen Yu exuded the aura of a superior. Pressing his hands down, he continued, "Now, through the efforts of our family, we have successfully become well-off. This is a blessing on top of blessings!
This year is destined to be a period of time where our Chen Family will undergo a complete transformation, and I believe that next year will be even better! "
"Alright!"
"Clap, clap, clap …" Everyone applauded excitedly.
"I'm not finished yet.
Cough. "
Clearing his throat, Chen Yu sank his breath into his dantian and pointed at the air. "Lastly, let's create a couplet for our Chen family.
The first couplet: Everything goes according to plan; the second couplet: Everything comes true!
"Horizontal: The Chen family is awesome!"
"Awesome!" Papa Chen raised his glass.
"Awesome!" Mother Chen and Chen Yu's little sisters raised their glasses simultaneously.
"Happy New Year!"
Clang!
Taking a sip of red wine, Mother Chen scrutinized Chen Yu from head to toe. Incredulously, she asked, "Little Yu, when did your eloquence become so good?
It's unexpected. "
"It's nothing." Waving his hand, Chen Yu didn't say anything else.
"You've really impressed your father and I over the past six months."
"Don't be silly."
"It's your turn, then." Turning to Chen Yike, Mother Chen said, "New Year's message."
"I …" Standing up, Chen Yike scratched her head and pondered for a long time. "I'm the same as my brother."
Chen Sanke also stood up. "I'm the same as my sister."
Raising her hand, Chen Erke said, "I'm the same as my sister!"
Mother Chen: "…"
"Woof!" The husky beneath the table also raised its paw and said, "Meep!"
"Huh?"
Lowering his head, Father Chen stared at the husky suspiciously and said, "I keep getting the feeling that our dog can speak?"
Bang!
Immediately, Chen Yu kicked the husky's butt. "Haha, how is that possible? It's just barking."
"Stop talking." Standing up, Mother Chen brought over six plates of dumplings. "Have some dumplings. Happy New Year!"
"Happy!"
5
Sitting in a corner, Chen Sanke cheered. However, she didn't pick up her chopsticks. Instead, she stared at the crackling phone in the living room in a daze.
"What are you looking at?" Chen Yu asked.
"Is that the sound of firecrackers and fireworks?"
"Yes."
"What do fireworks look like?" Chen Sanke tilted her head.
"After Third Eldest was born, the country stopped setting off firecrackers and fireworks," Father Chen said as he bit into half a dumpling. "Eldest, show her a video of fireworks later."
"Okay!" Chen Yike nodded.
"No need."
Chen Yu waved his hand and patted Chen Sanke's head. With a mysterious look, he said, "After you're done eating, lean against the window and wait. You'll see the most beautiful fireworks in human history …"
…
Fifty minutes later, inside the Super Floating Castle's Headmaster's Tower:
After putting on the protective suit, Chen Yu walked out of the study with the delivery box in his arms.
"Mr. Chen, isn't this thing a little too dangerous?"
"It's fine. It'll be safe as long as we're careful."
"Are you sure you don't need me to accompany you?" Little Peach asked hesitantly.
"No need. You can't fly, either."
After saying so, Chen Yu walked toward the Headmaster's Tower's hall and said, "Just stay in the hall and watch the door for me."
"... Okay."
After arriving in the hall, Chen Yu placed the white delivery box on the ground and snapped his fingers. "Hermione."
"I'm here."
A cluster of gray particles circled around the box and formed a slender figure.
"Have the professors returned home for the New Year?"
"It's mainly because the Chinese professors have returned home. Only four of the remaining professors have left. Most of the remaining professors are preparing for their classes and test papers," Hermione said, smiling. "After all, there's still half a month before the students gather for the written exam."
"There must be quite a few special agents among the candidates. Keep an eye on them. Don't let any of them escape."
"Understood.
Actually, I've already found quite a few abnormal people among the professors' group. I've already recorded them. Should we deal with them? "
Hearing this, Chen Yu pondered for a moment before shaking his head and saying, "There's no need.
Fish cannot survive when the water is too clear. It's normal for people to want to contribute to their country and reap some benefits. It's fine as long as they don't go overboard.
However, we must find a monkey that kills the chicken.
This shows the seriousness, fairness, and impartiality of our academy. "
"Beijing University's Professor Li. He's more suitable," Hermione said as she waved her staff.
Frowning, Chen Yu said, "Switch to another one."
"Wuhan University of Science and Technology's …"
"I said switch to another country."
"Oh!" Hurriedly waving her staff, Hermione asked, "What about this one?
Harvard University's Professor Kenry? "
"Him!"
Snapping his fingers, Chen Yu said, "Find a time to deal with this matter seriously. This shows the seriousness and fairness of our academy.
Scientific and technological achievements belong to humanity. How can we narrowly attribute them to a certain country?
Do we still have an international spirit? "
"Understood!"
"You'll be in charge of these matters. I can rest assured if you're in charge."
"Understood."
"You need to be careful!"
Little Peach finally found an opportunity to interject. Patting Hermione's shoulder, she said, "As long as you work hard, you'll eventually be able to take charge like me and become an indispensable assistant to Mr. Chen."
"… I-I understand."
Turning around, Chen Yu stared at Little Peach and hesitated. In the end, however, he didn't say anything.
"Move aside. I'm starting the livestream."
After sending away the two robots, Chen Yu straightened his body and adjusted the camera's position and angle. He then took a look at the time. When the hour hand reached 23 o 'clock, he immediately started the livestream.
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