Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter286

Looking at Little Peach's crying appearance, Chen Yu didn't know what to say. He could only stretch out his hand and pat Little Peach's shoulder, sighing. "Erm... In any case, work hard."

After carefully inspecting the mirror and making sure he didn't miss anything, Chen Yu raised his wrist and looked at the time. He then approached the Interstellar Portal and started operating it.

"Mr. Chen, you must pay attention to your safety," Little Peach said worriedly as she wiped away her simulated tears.

"No problem. Aside from seeking death, who else in this world can bring me danger?"

After gesturing an OK gesture, Chen Yu pushed open the Interstellar Portal and disappeared from his bedroom.

After arriving at the Headmaster's Tower's hall, Chen Yu approached the window and looked out.

Currently, two students, one male and one female, were sitting in a small boat on the beautiful Black Lake.

They were admiring the lake scenery and talking about love...

Looking at the girl, Chen Yu found that she was one of the eight beauties he had left behind.

"Dammit!

I haven't even had a chance to enjoy the resources I brought over, yet they're being replaced by animals already? "

Buzz, buzz.

Just as Chen Yu was about to open the window and berate the girl, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

Pulling out his phone, he found that it was a WeChat message from the Transdimensional Marketing Company's staff.

[Transdimensional Marketing: "You there?"]

[Chen Yu: "If you have something to say, just say it. Don't ask if I'm there or not."]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "The product for the official review is ready. Just as I was about to send it over, I suddenly detected a change in your current coordinates. Do you wish to send the product to your current coordinates?"]

[Chen Yu: "Is it big or small?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "It's very small."]

[Chen Yu: "Send it over, then."]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Very well. Please check it."]

After tossing his phone back into the Interstellar Portal, Chen Yu found a clean spot to sit on and quietly waited for the delivery to arrive.

Half a minute later, the clock struck nine in the morning.

A space-time wormhole with a diameter of no more than two meters suddenly opened inside the Headmaster's Tower.

"Sure enough, it's small."

Standing up, Chen Yu took a few steps forward and looked up.

Shortly after, the wormhole took shape, and a rectangular white delivery box emerged from it.

Boom!

The white box landed on the ground with a dull thud.

After waiting for the "dangerous" wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu hurriedly walked forward and observed the box. He then tentatively picked it up and found that it was very light, weighing no more than 10 kilograms.

It was no more than one meter tall and fifty centimeters wide. It could be carried away with one hand.

"So light?"

After observing it for some time, Chen Yu was unable to guess what was inside. Hence, he carried it downstairs and headed toward the Forbidden Forest.

Apart from the airport, there was also a piece of empty land that was reserved for his evaluation.

"Hello, Principal!"

"Headmaster, are you going to start the evaluation?"

"Can we visit it?"

Along the way, he met many professors and students, and they all came up to him to ask him questions.

"You guys should watch it on your phones in the castle. Don't disturb my live broadcast."

After rejecting everyone's requests, he passed through the central courtyard and stroked the panda for a minute before continuing forward. At 9: 09 am, he arrived at the open space of the Forbidden Forest.

Boom!

After placing the delivery box on the ground, Chen Yu did not delay any longer. He adjusted the floating camera's position and started the livestream.

[Advertising Live Broadcast Room is being activated …]

[Bilibili, DouYu, Youtube … Yeye's top ten platforms have been activated.]

1588773 people.

12005012 people.

368958880 people …

In the short span of a second, 30 million viewers flooded into the ten live streaming rooms!

"Crap, I really became popular …"

Chen Yu couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine as he looked at the rapidly increasing number displayed on his watch.

[He's finally coming back to life!]

[First! Hahaha! First!]

[Guess where I am?

I'm inside the floating castle!

I even had dinner with the UP a few days ago.]

[My urine is yellow!

Let me do it!]

[Drinking yellow soup is the best way to wake up a dog.]

[Don't step forward if you have too much sugar.]

[Where's the female assistant?

It's not like there's a female assistant. What are we watching?!]

[So, this is Transdimensional Livestream?

The clothes are awesome!

I'm a fan!]

[This is my first livestream of the new year. Let's destroy the Earth and have fun!]

After waiting for half a minute, the livestream's viewer count had exceeded 40 million.

Seeing that the viewership was starting to weaken, Chen Yu stopped waiting and started his opening remarks. "Friends in the livestream rooms, good morning.

"This is Transdimensional Review's ninth official livestream. It's been a year, and I am very happy to meet everyone again.

Today, I have gained many new friends. I hope you can gain something from my livestream rooms.

Thank you for waiting in front of your screens. Now, without further ado, let's start today's review. "

After saying so, Chen Yu adjusted the camera and aimed it at the rectangular delivery box beside him. "This is the protagonist of the ninth official livestream.

It's smaller than the previous livestream's product. Also... "

Picking up the delivery box, Chen Yu weighed it in front of the camera. He then continued, "It's also lighter. It weighs no more than 10 kilograms.

Just like I said before, a very dangerous product will be sent to you in the future after you get promoted.

Hence, I speculate that this product is most likely a defensive-type technology.

"Now, let's see if my guess is correct. Open the box!"

Reaching out, Chen Yu pinched the red tape on the white delivery box.

"Rip!"

The sound of tape tearing was ear-piercing!

The one-meter-long tape instantly separated from the box.

After tossing the tape away, Chen Yu picked up the delivery box and placed it before the camera. He then slowly opened both sides of the box, allowing his 40 million viewers to see the product inside.

【?】

【???】

[There's a stick at the top and two balls at the bottom. What is this?

I don't understand.]

[The design is touching...]

[Hello?

Is this a monster?

The driver tore apart the cab.]

[My daughter strongly recommended me to watch this livestream. She says it's very exciting.

Is she trying to express something...]

[Sentimental host, I'm reporting you!]

[I love watching the super admin trying to seal something but failing to do so.]

[Bad review!

This livestream should be left to the female assistant!]

[Shh!

It should be a high-tech product used by a rich woman in the future. There might be a surprise.]

[If it's art, please don't censor it. If it's sentimental, please don't spread it.]

【23333!

I admire you!]

Raising his wrist, Chen Yu swept a glance at the bullet comment section. He couldn't help feeling a little confused. However, when he looked at the indescribable object inside the delivery box, his complexion immediately darkened.

"Dammit!

What the hell is this?! "

Hurriedly closing the box, Chen Yu made a shushing gesture to the camera and said, "Everyone, don't panic. I might have opened the box the wrong way. Let's try again."

After saying so, Chen Yu picked up the tape and stuck it back on. He then took a deep breath and tore the box open again.

"Rip!"

When the box opened, the shape of the "sword island" inside was revealed.

Chen Yu: "..."

[Everyone stand up!

Send the old driver off!]

[Don't let the rich woman see this!

Hurry up and hide it!]

[It's too late. 9,999 rich women are paying attention.]

[Wang Shouyi asked if your 13 smells good.]

[The livestream that was originally filled with a sense of technology suddenly went awry...]

"Mhm. It seems this is the product for today's review."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu cleared his throat and calmly waved his hand. "Although its appearance is a little strange, trust me. It is definitely a high-tech product."

After saying so, Chen Yu reached out and grabbed the object's head. He then dragged it out of the box and placed it on the ground.

Inside the box was a small card.

As an experienced reviewer, Chen Yu naturally understood that this was an instruction manual. Hurriedly, he picked up the card and activated the Pupil Binding System.

Squeak...

After the Pupil Binding System was complete, a line of artistic words appeared on the card's surface...

"This is..."

The instant Chen Yu saw the product's name, his pupils shrank, and his hair stood on end.

"Crap?!"

"It's so amazing?!!"

…

(Note: Reward three times!

6 chapters!

210 + 3-6 = 207!

Sure win.)