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"Director, are we still participating this time?"
America, NASA Headquarters, second-floor hall:
Sitting in a comfortable office, the new director looked at the screen through the glass window. After a moment of silence, he turned to look at his new assistant and said, "The director who didn't participate has already become the former director.
So, do you think we should participate or not? "
"But..." Hesitantly, the assistant said, "I've been keeping an eye on the account, but no funds have been transferred in.
Did the Congress not allow it? "
"The higher-ups have already put in a state of emergency to bypass the meeting and not transfer the funds into NASA's account." Narrowing his eyes, the director said, "In short, the funds have already been transferred into 15 livestream rooms both domestically and internationally.
This time, NASA will be different from the past. We must qualify! "
"Transdimensional's UP is the most narrow-minded, vile, and racist person who lacks international spirit and a sense of the big picture. We should be more cautious."
"Wrong.
Your statement is too extreme. "
Shaking his head, the director said, "He should be the most narrow-minded, vile, and racist person who lacks international spirit and a sense of the big picture!"
"..."
"Obviously, he has been targeting NASA all this time."
"T-Then, will we be held responsible if we fail the selection?"
"We will definitely be held responsible, but it won't be fatal."
Standing up, the director picked up a cigar and sniffed it. "In the current situation, as long as we try our best, even if we fail, the main reason won't lie with us. Everyone knows Transdimensional's UP's character.
The previous director's actions were truly stupid. He was so retarded that he actually chose to abstain?
I really don't know how his brain works.
I was so angry when I was his assistant. He wouldn't listen to me no matter how I tried to persuade him. "
"That's right." The assistant nodded. "That's why you're promoted."
"That's for sure.
Letting that pig become the director is a crime against America.
Minister Johnathan's vision is still accurate.
Although I don't have any outstanding abilities, I can at least listen to the suggestions of my team and colleagues and stabilize the overall situation. "
"... Yes, yes, yes."
"Actually, if the previous director had listened to my advice and transferred funds, he would've been selected long ago."
"... Right, right, right."
"The more I think about it, the angrier I get." Frowning, the director said, "That stupid European guy."
"... Can you stop scolding him?" Clenching his fists, the assistant asked, "Don't you care about our past friendship?"
"Stop nagging. Light the cigar."
...
East Central, in front of the metal arch.
Facing the camera, Chen Yu loudly said, "Although the spacecraft's cabin is quite spacious, in order to ensure a pleasant journey, I will only select 20 people for this interaction.
One group of ten depends on luck, the other group of ten depends on cash. "
"The detailed rules have been explained many times in the past. Let's not waste any more time. Let's start the draw."
"First, the bullet comment group, ten guests!"
As soon as he finished speaking, all the live streaming channels in the world instantly exploded with comments!
Surging and surging!
I am the successor of socialism!
Choose me!
Ahhhhh!
Ten out of 160 million …
If you can choose me, I'll chop your d * ck in a live stream!
The kind that is fried with chopped green onion dipping sauce.
This would lower the winning rate.
Lowering the chance of winning + 1.
Charge forward!
Whip me!
Hurry up and whip me!
Use all your strength!
Ah!
Sob sob sob …
As the number of spectators increased, so did their enthusiasm.
Chen Yu waited for a full five minutes before the sea of bullet comments calmed down slightly.
Taking off his gauntlet, he raised his wrist and observed for a long time before he finally found ten IDs. "Stop!"
"The ten immortals of the bullet comment group have been chosen.
I will now begin announcing the names! "
"Bilibili is the first, ID Sunset."
"DouYu, ID Crooked Cart."
“afreeca
"TV, ID Pillar."
"Smallpox, ID Azure White Flag."
"Bilibili, ID …"
Three minutes later, Chen Yu lowered his wrist and clearly said, "The immortals with a 1 in 16 million chance of being chosen have already received private chat privileges. You have three minutes to send me your addresses, and I will open up a portal to pick you up.
If there are new viewers among these people, please take note. If you fail to send me your address within the time limit, you will be deemed to have given up on the interaction. "
Unlike the previous livestreams, the current internet blockade was practically useless. These people could even become internet celebrities.
[Envious...]
[So sour.]
[Real-name reporting host Lei's monkey trick!]
"Now that the bullet comment group is done, it's time for the donation group."
After sorting out the wording in his mind, Chen Yu said, "Before we begin the draw, I would like to emphasize that this interaction is related to aviation and aerospace. In fact, some observation and collection activities will also be conducted once we reach outer space. When I choose, I might be more inclined toward astronomy-related units, institutions, or organizations.
So, please be careful with your donations. "
"Then …
"I hereby announce the official start of the donation group selection!"
As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, the donation notifications in the livestream rooms exploded at a frequency not inferior to the bullet comments.
[Notice: The International Astronomical Observatory has sent Transdimensional Glory x5,000!]
[Notice: The China Academy of Aeronautics and Astronautics has sent Transdimensional Glory x6,000!]
[Notice: Adyes Agricultural Products Co., Ltd. has sent Super Rocket x 76543!]
[Notice: Ah Your Daddy's Internet Technology Co., Ltd. has sent Transdimensional Glory x 12000!]
[Notice: Ah Your Daddy's Internet Technology Co., Ltd.]
…
Chen Yu was stunned when he saw the notifications flooding the various platforms. He then frowned and pondered whether he should give Jack Ma a chance to enter the group.
Yet, of all times, he chose to do it now that the internet blockade had failed. Not only that, but he even gave out such a generous donation … It was obvious that he was trying to advertise.
"Heh, so what if you're rich?"
Sneering, Chen Yu raised his wrist and sent a private message to Ah Your Daddy's company. "I've chosen you, dear …"
Three minutes later, the various platforms' donations gradually stopped.
Just as everyone thought that Jack Ma had won this time's "lead," a series of donation notifications suddenly flooded the livestream!
These notifications spread to countless livestream rooms.
[Notice: NASA's National Aeronautics and Space Administration has sent Super Rocket x 20000!]
[Notice: NASA's National Aeronautics and Space Administration has sent Transdimensional Glory x 10000!]
[Notice: NASA's National Aeronautics and Space Administration has sent Flashbulbs x 23000 …]
[Notice: NASA's National Aeronautics and Space Administration …]
In just a short second, at least several billion dollars had been thrown into the livestream room, knocking Ah Your Daddy's company down.
Moreover, the distance between the two companies was increasing.
At this time, everyone understood that this represented the mobilization of the country's strength.
The only country in the world that could compete with this country was China.
However, China wasn't Dei. It clearly had a share in every episode of the livestream, so there was no need for it to compete with a menopausal fool …
After two minutes of donating, NASA finally stopped.
Blinking his eyes, Chen Yu carefully inspected NASA's expenditures.
"One, ten, ten … billion, one billion, ten billion …"
"Look at what they've forced the child into..."