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After arriving at the Super Floating Castle, Chen Yu parked the spacecraft at the Forbidden Forest's airport.
After removing the protective suit, Chen Yu returned home with Little Peach.
"Stay at home. I'm going out for a bit."
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to school."
After saying so, Chen Yu put on a jacket, picked up his schoolbag, and left his room.
He was going to look for Xing Biqi. After all, he had a dinner appointment tonight...
Boom!
Three seconds later, Little Peach heard the sound of the security door closing. Immediately, she pricked up her ears and began an ultrasound scan.
"Mr. Chen's family isn't here! This is great!"
Clapping her hands excitedly, Little Peach skipped into the living room and into the bathroom. She then shouted at a corner, "Hey!
Come out! We must determine a victor today! "
Whoosh.
The husky's transparent cloak was lifted, revealing its figure.
The husky was wearing a pair of glasses and smoking a Chunghwa cigarette. The husky was currently sitting with its legs crossed as it flipped through a book on the history of time in its hands...
"Yo." Flicking the ash off its cigarette, the husky stared at Little Peach through its glasses.
diodia。
(Spanish: Good afternoon.) "
"Did you learn Spanish again?"
"Cabbage oil!
(Korean:) "
"You learned Korean as well?" Little Peach was surprised.
“benar。
Taking a deep puff of its cigarette, the husky slowly exhaled two rings of smoke. "Woof, woof, woof, woof."
"This is amazing!
W-What language is this? "
"Dog language."
"..."
"It means: What business do you have with me?"
After saying so, the husky flicked the Chunghwa cigarette away and stuck out its tongue. "I've had enough of this low-quality cigarette. The more I smoke, the worse it gets, woof."
"I'm looking for you to play Fight the Landlord!"
Reaching into her skirt, Little Peach pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I must win my money back today!"
"Where... did you hide these cards, woof?"
"It's none of your business. Hurry up and play Fight the Landlord!"
"Do you know what Friedman's model of the universe is?" the husky suddenly asked.
"Friedman?" Scratching her head, Little Peach asked, "Do you play Fight the Landlord?"
"He was an astronomer. The so-called Friedmann model of the universe showed that all galaxies moved away from each other on the same day. After the universe expanded to its largest scale, it began to shrink back to a single point."
Taking off his glasses, the husky closed the book. "Hawking's A Brief History of Time, page 57 of the mainland edition, has a description of this, woof. You should read it."
"Does this have anything to do with fighting the landlord?"
"It's okay, but I don't think you can continue being ignorant.
Nature, science, the universe, and technology are really wonderful. They make people immersed in them and unable to extricate themselves. "
"Dogs," Little Peach corrected.
"It doesn't matter who it is. Don't you have the slightest interest in exploring the unknown?"
"Nope.
I want to play Fight the Landlord. "
"Artificial intelligence is artificial intelligence." The husky curled its lips. "It will never become a human."
"You can't become a dog."
"F * ck!
Can you stop mentioning dogs? "
"Aren't you a dog?" Little Peach asked in confusion.
"I think you're insulting dogs!
Pooh!
No, I feel like you are insulting me!
Woof. "
"Is there a difference?"
Smack!
Angrily tossing aside A Brief History of Time, the husky sat down cross-legged and said, "Come, come, come. I'll let you lose everything today."
"Dream on!" Little Peach hurriedly sat down and skillfully shuffled, cut, and flipped the cards. "You go first."
"You cheated and hid your cards!
Woof! "
"I didn't."
"You actually learned to hide your cards!
I saw it, woof! "
"Fine, it's your turn to shuffle the cards, then."
"You know I can't shuffle the cards with my hands."
"It's my claws."
"Crap!"
"You're actually becoming more and more like Mr. Chen!
Oh, I'm talking about the profanity aspect … "
…
After riding the elevator downstairs, Chen Yu picked up his schoolbag and made his way to Sixth High.
Ever since he received his form teacher's "holiday" permission, he hadn't been to school for nearly half a month.
Including the winter holidays, he had nearly forgotten what school looked like.
Hence, while his identity was still a secret, it would be interesting to experience school life as much as possible.
Of course, this was only for one day...
After passing by his three little sisters' kindergarten, elementary school, and middle school, Chen Yu passed through three traffic lights and arrived before Sixth High's main entrance.
At this time, the spacious street outside the school's main entrance was already crowded with reporters and media workers.
There were layers inside, and layers outside.
There were layers of trees and sewers.
Even police officers had arrived to maintain order.
"They discovered my identity?!"
Instinctively, Chen Yu was startled.
However, he quickly reacted. "That's impossible. Even if my identity was exposed, they wouldn't be here looking for me. That should be … Xing Biqi?"
After pondering for a moment, Chen Yu walked to the back of the crowd and pushed with his hand. "Hey, make way.
Everyone, make way. "
"Who is it?
Don't push! "
"Push my ass!"
"Are you crazy?
Can you not squeeze? "
"Are you guys crazy?!" Chen Yu bellowed. "I'm going to school!
Everyone, make way! "
Upon hearing the keyword "go to school," the surrounding reporters couldn't help but fall into a daze. Immediately afterward, they abruptly turned around and aimed their microphones and phones at Chen Yu's head, face, neck, chest, belly button, and penis at 5,000 times the speed of light...
"Student!
Are you from this school? "
"Do you know Xing Biqi?"
"I'm from the Southern Economic Newspaper. Can I accept an interview?
It's for a fee. "
"What kind of girl is Xing Biqi?"
"You're Xing Biqi's father, right?
How did you raise such an outstanding … "
"That girl's father seems to be dead."
"What does his life or death have to do with us?
Are you a newcomer? "
Not only did Chen Yu's enhanced hearing bring him benefits, but it also made it harder for him to tolerate noise.
Gritting his teeth, Chen Yu stepped back and shouted, "What are you doing?
Are there still laws?
Are there still laws?
Crap!
Who touched my thigh?! "
"Make way! Everyone, make way!"
At this time, a group of police officers rushed over and separated the crowd. Surrounding Chen Yu, they asked, "Are you a student of this school?"
"Yes.
I'm from Class 2-2. "
"Alright, come here."
Under the police officers' protection, Chen Yu squeezed through the school gates and made his way to the reception room.
"Are those reporters sick?
What are they doing here? "Chen Yu cursed as he tidied up his clothes.
"Are you really a student of Sixth High?" The leading police officer asked as he scrutinized Chen Yu. "Why are you studying so late?"
"I'm late."
"You're late for the entire morning?"
"That's how Sixth High is.
Other schools might only be late by a few minutes, ten minutes at most.
But Sixth High is all about hours. "
The police officers exchanged glances with each other, yet they didn't know how to start complaining.
"Give the form teacher a call, then. Have her pick you up."
Picking up a small notebook, the leading police officer noted down Chen Yu's number while saying, "You've seen the current situation. Those who aren't students of this school aren't allowed to enter."
"Okay."
Chen Yu nodded. He then pulled out his phone and opened his contact list. Just as he was about to call the form teacher, he froze in place. "Oh, right. Our form teacher has been changed. The new form teacher doesn't have her number."
Hearing this, the police officers immediately grew wary.
"It's true. I'm not lying.
I never lie, "Chen Yu said as he shrugged.
"You said you're from Class 2-2, right?"
"Yes."
"You don't have her number, but we do." The leading police officer took out his phone, swiped the screen a few times, and dialed a number.
Beep …
Beep …
"Hello?
Who is this? "
"Teacher Zhang, I'm a police officer stationed at the school entrance. A child says he's a student in your class and is late. I'm calling to ask if there are any students in your class who are late today."
"Late?"
The new form teacher's voice could be heard clearly through the receiver. "I'm in class right now. I'm not late."
Chen Yu: "…"
Narrowing his eyes, the police officer asked, "What else do you have to say?"
"Tell her that my name is Chen Yu! Chen Yu!"
"Teacher Zhang, he says his name is Chen Yu."
"No. There's no one named Chen Yu in our class. He must be a reporter. Beat him up.
I'm in class right now. I'll hang up first. "
"Okay. Sorry for disturbing you."
After hanging up, the leading police officer silently pulled out his baton.
Inside the reception room, the other seven police officers also pulled out their batons simultaneously.
Chen Yu: "…"