"Is there a nuclear bomb?
Give me one, "Chen Yu said as he stretched out a finger.
But then, after a moment of hesitation, he spread open his five fingers. "Give me a few more."
E...
Nani?!
Did you hear that? Is that even human speech?
The words of Wolverine.
What was an international superstar?
(Tactical Backward)
Prepare for the Nuclear Explosion!
If you do this, how can you die peacefully …
America, NASA Headquarters, Director's Office:
Hearing Chen Yu's voice coming from the screen, the director instantly broke out in a cold sweat. After stiffly gripping the microphone in his hand for some time, he shouted, "Help me contact the higher-ups now!
Assistant, reply to Transdimensional's UP and tell him that nuclear weapons are too dangerous. Advise him to calm down. "
His assistant sat upright and still, his fingers flying across the keyboard.
NASA: "Mr. Chen, nuclear weapons are too dangerous. Our director advised you to calm down."
"F * ck?"
Seeing the reply, Chen Yu was clearly stunned. He then looked at the camera and asked, "Who's your director?
So awesome? "
The director: "?"
The former director, who was now the assistant, translated, "He asked who you are, and why you look like a cow's genitals."
Director: "???"
"Chief, how should I reply?" the assistant asked.
Inside the closed office, there were two professional interpreters. They looked down and pretended not to hear anything.
"Tell him that it doesn't matter who I am. Tell him not to think about nuclear bombs.
This is a big problem. "
"Yes."
The assistant nodded and typed a reply.
NASA: "Our director said that it doesn't matter who he is. I advise you not to have any ideas about nuclear bombs. Don't cause trouble."
Dumbfounded, Chen Yu muttered, "I-Is this the aura of a world overlord?"
After a moment of silence, he said in a strange tone, "Is there something wrong with your brains?"
"The UP is asking if there's something wrong with our brains." The assistant translated. "How should we reply?"
The director was also confused. "Who is he talking to?"
NASA: "Who are you talking to?"
Chen Yu: "???"
…
Thousands of miles away, on the equator of the Pacific Ocean.
Hovering in midair in a daze, Chen Yu was at a loss as he looked at the text displayed on the screen.
"Why are they so rude?
Could it be that he has something on me?
Or has he figured out my identity?
Are you trying to intimidate me? "
After a while, he swiped his watch and found a friend in the live broadcast room named "China Official" and typed.
Chen Yu: "Have there been any movements in America recently?"
Chinese official: "Dear Mr. Chen, where would you like to send the noodles?"
Chen Yu: "Hmm... Mainly in terms of attitude?"
After a pause of half a minute, China replied.
China's official: "Sorry, we didn't understand what you meant. Can you be more specific?"
"Just now, I tried to contact America's upper echelons through NASA to borrow a nuclear bomb, but NASA's director scolded me."
The Chinese government: "Impossible!
Mr. Chen, have you misunderstood me?
Our culture is different from America's. "
Chen Yu: "I'll send you the chat records."
He clicked on the screen a few times, and the entire chat history was sent to the Huaxia official chat.
Another half a minute passed.
"Mr. Chen, we are very shocked by this.
However, it was certain that this was not the official stance of America.
We are currently communicating with America, and we will definitely give you a satisfactory answer.
If you need a nuclear bomb as a prop for your live broadcast, China can help. "
Chen Yu: "Alright, then. Sorry to trouble you."
China's official: "You're welcome."
Exiting the private messaging interface, Chen Yu faced the camera and shrugged. "Sorry, there was a small interlude. It's just a small detail, so there's no need to pay too much attention to it.
Through my communication just now, I have successfully borrowed a nuclear bomb.
I can start the review now.
However, to prevent radiation pollution, I chose to change the detonation location to Mars.
I can blow it up to my heart's content. "
[Exciting!]
[Art is explosion!]
[Venus has high atmospheric pressure. Wouldn't it be more lethal if it were detonated there?]
[Can you come to our village to experiment?]
[Many of the villagers have never seen it before. They can't see it clearly through the screen.]
[The hope of the village!]
Mars cursed as he exited the livestream room.
Under the gaze of over 500 million viewers, Chen Yu flew back to the Headmaster's Tower and landed before the Interstellar Portal.
"Daddy, you're back!
You finished the livestream already? "Little Peach asked excitedly.
"Don't come near me.
The E · I Force Field is very dangerous. Stay away from me. "
After stopping Little Peach from approaching him, Chen Yu operated the Interstellar Portal while saying, "The livestream isn't over yet. It will continue for at least a few more hours.
I'm going to retrieve some props and take the portal away. "
"Can I go with you, Daddy?"
"No."
After saying so, Chen Yu entered the address and established a spatial link. He then stepped into the Interstellar Portal without hesitation and arrived in a spacious, enclosed hall.
"Hello, Mr. Chen. I'm the commander of the Russian Strategic Strike Division's second division.
The items you need are here, "the rugged man said as he pointed at the nuclear warhead behind him and said," The activation method is currently being changed. Please wait a moment. It will be ready soon. "
"Mhm."
Nodding, Chen Yu deactivated the E · I Force Field and stepped forward. He then reached out and touched the massive nuclear warhead.
The warhead's body was exceptionally cold, yet it was also filled with an indescribable sense of power.
This was the foundation of mankind in the 21st century.
For any civilization, although weapons were dangerous, they were still the most important support for a civilization's survival.
"Is this the only one?"
"There's also a hydrogen bomb. It's currently being transported and is expected to arrive in five minutes," the Russian commander reported.
"Aside from this, white phosphorus bombs, neutron bombs, and hydrogen bombs are also being mobilized at another base. You should have received the address."
"I received it. There's no need to rush. Take them one by one."
Shortly afterward, several electric trolleys arrived before Chen Yu. A group of soldiers then jumped off the trolleys and used a small lifting device to lift a large warhead that was half the height of a person.
"Mr. Chen, the warhead has arrived."
The Russian commander took the two controllers the engineer handed to him and handed them to Chen Yu. "These are their detonators.
The white one is the atomic bomb, while the red one is the hydrogen bomb. Please make sure not to confuse them.
Most of the bomb's protective facilities have already been removed. Once the button is pressed, the bomb will explode in ten seconds. "
"Understood." Accepting the detonator, Chen Yu examined the hydrogen bomb and said, "It's much larger than I imagined."
"Yes." Nodding, the Russian commander said, "Modern nuclear weapons have a lot of electronic tools installed in them, such as sensing facilities, navigation and positioning systems.
This does not include the missile launch system. "
"Alright, thank you for your help."
Waving his hand, Chen Yu picked up the 500-kilogram hydrogen bomb under everyone's stunned gazes. "I'll be taking the warhead with me. If it's a dud, I'll send it back to you."
"... No... No need. If an unknown fault occurs, just leave them on Mars..."
Two minutes later, the Interstellar Portal established a spatial link.
Chen Yu, who was carrying the nuclear warhead, appeared on Mars' surface.
Boom!
Accompanied by a muffled sound, the warhead landed on the ground.
Stretching his slightly sore waist, Chen Yu faced the camera and raised the red button in his hand.
"Sorry for the long wait, everyone in the livestream rooms. I will now begin testing the product's performance.
Important note: This experiment is considerably dangerous, so please do not attempt it at home. "
After saying so, without giving his audience any time to react, Chen Yu decisively pressed the detonation button!
Immediately afterward, he spread his arms wide and shouted, "Feel the wind!"
"Which boy doesn't want to be blown up by a nuclear bomb?"
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