"Counting down!
3!”
“2!”
“1!”
Lowering his head, Chen Yu carefully observed Chen Erke, who was lying motionlessly on the ground. He then picked up Chen Sanke and shouted, "Winner!
Sanke! "
Chen Sanke: "Yay!"
Chen Erke: "..."
"As the champion, what do you have to say, Third Eldest?"
"S-Thank you. I am Mountain's contestant, Chen Shanke. Please support me, everyone.
(`o′)”
"Second Eldest, what do you have to say?"
"... I want my phone."
"Except for my phone."
"It hurts." Sitting up, Chen Erke covered the corner of her mouth and wailed, "I've had enough of this family..."
…
After completing his intimate interaction with his little sisters, Chen Yu returned to his room.
"Is the livestream's recording done?"
"It's done.
I'm still uploading it. "
"Won't it take a long time to upload it to so many platforms?"
"No. It'll only take 40 minutes," Little Peach explained.
"First, upload the source file to Bilibili. Then, send it to the other platforms through Bilibili's server.
The journey will take 50 minutes at most. "
"There's such a method?" Chen Yu was surprised. "Amazing!
Amazing. "
"It's nothing amazing.
After all, I'm an excellent network programming robot. "
"Aren't you a romance robot?"
"..."
Crack. Expressionlessly, Little Peach crushed her mouse.
“okok!
I'm going to the toilet first. Focus on your work. "
Smiling awkwardly, Chen Yu took a few steps back and closed the door. He then lay down on the living room's sofa and pulled out his phone to search for news related to Transdimensional Review.
However, he soon discovered that there was no need for him to type anything in the search bar.
After all, practically all the news was related to Transdimensional Review.
Forums, websites, Weibo, Tieba, groups, public accounts, self-media, and even banner advertisements on shopping platforms like Taobao...
As far as Chen Yu could see, news about Transdimensional Review seemed to have occupied every corner of the internet.
Those who weren't in the know might even think that the livestream's viewer count had exceeded six billion.
The magnification effect of the internet was vividly displayed in this incident.
After this wave of "deafening" publicity, most likely, very few people would still be unaware of Transdimensional Review's existence.
After skimming through the comments, Chen Yu noticed that the hottest topic of discussion was his true identity.
One of the VIPs in Bilibili's livestream room even deduced that he lived in Jinzhou City, Bi Province, based on the background of the previous episodes!
"How terrifying!
So my real opponent isn't the government of each country, but the people. "
After gracefully deleting and blacklisting that big shot, Chen Yu turned off his phone and reclined on the sofa, quietly contemplating life.
Unknowingly, a year had passed.
From a little high school student, he grew up in a daze into a future reviewer who could change the world's situation. Following this, as high-tech products continued to increase and strengthen, he would occupy an even more important position in human civilization.
All of this was like the dream of a delusional person, causing him to be unable to distinguish between reality and illusion.
"Hiss ~ ~"
After a long time had passed, the chaotic emotions in Chen Yu's heart turned into a long sigh. However, the sigh did not move upwards. Instead, it passed through his stomach and exited from his groin...
"What's that sound?" Chen Erke, who was doing her homework next to the sofa in the living room, was stunned.
"Don't speak!"
Standing up, Chen Yu sternly interrupted the other party. After looking around for a moment, he narrowed his eyes and asked, "Do you smell it?
It smells like chocolate? "
"Chocolate?" Chen Sanke hurriedly ran over and raised her head to take a whiff.
"Chocolate?" Chen Erke also hurriedly sniffed her nose. A moment later, her complexion changed, and she covered her mouth and nose. "Ugh!
Fart!
You farted! "
"Mhm." Lying back down, Chen Yu said, "I released it. You guys sucked it clean."
Covering her face in pain, Chen Erke said, "Are you a demon..."
"You can do that?!"
Meanwhile, Chen Sanke's eyes glowed with excitement as she staggered into the master bedroom. "Mommy, I can make chocolate smell..."
"You're promising." Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction.
"..."
After giving Chen Yu a sidelong glance, Chen Erke tossed the workbook to Chen Yu and said, "I'm done. Give me my phone."
"So fast?" Catching the workbook, Chen Yu casually flipped through a few pages and said, "It's the wrong questions."
"You can actually understand second-grade questions?" Chen Erke asked in surprise.
"Even third-grade questions are nothing to me.
Are you trying to fool a fool? "
"Fool a teacher."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu suddenly shook hands with Chen Erke and said, "... I mean, we've reached a consensus.
The phone is behind the TV cabinet. Go play it. "
"Yay!"
Chen Erke cheered and hurriedly ran to the TV. After searching for a while, she pulled out a wooden box and asked with a stiff face, "W-What is this?"
"The phone.
The phone is inside. "
"H-How do I open it?"
"Don't you see the lock on it?
Once the lock is unlocked, the box will naturally open. "
"But aren't there too many locks?!"
Chen Erke instantly cried out. Pointing at the rows of iron locks around the wooden box, she said, "How am I supposed to open a hundred locks?!"
"Don't you have the keys?"
Standing up, Chen Yu patted Chen Erke's shoulder. He then bent down and pulled out a box of keys from the TV cabinet's drawer. "Try them one by one. One day, you'll open all of them.
Moreover, there aren't a hundred of them. There are only 48 locks.
Playing with your phone every day isn't good for your health. As your brother, I just want you to exercise a little, right? "
"..." Chen Erke's lips trembled in anger. "You really are my dear brother."
"Isn't that obvious?"
"Why do you always screw me over?"
"Maybe..." Revealing a bright smile, Chen Yu affectionately caressed the girl's hair and said, "You're the cutest."
"I've had enough!
I've had enough of this family! "
"Do you still want to play with your phone?
If not, put it back. "
"Play."
Glaring at Chen Yu bitterly, Chen Erke hugged the box and sat down. She then picked up a key, inserted it into the first lock, and twisted it.
Click, click.
The key didn't match with the lock.
"Hu..."
Taking a deep breath, Chen Erke patiently picked up the second key and inserted it into the keyhole.
Click, click.
It didn't match.
The third key.
Click, click.
It still didn't match.
The sixth key.
Click, click.
"Ah!
I'm going crazy!
I'm going crazy! "Chen Erke collapsed and fell to the ground, crying and rolling on the floor.
Seeing this, Chen Yu immediately pulled out his phone and took over a dozen photos of Chen Erke. He then selected the three ugliest photos and posted them on his WeChat Moments.
Title: "My sister is so cute."
Xing Biqi liked.
Chen Yike liked.
Mother Chen liked. "My daughter is so cute."
Father Chen liked. "A happy family."
Li Liang commented. "Chen Yu, screw you!"
Aunt liked. "Erke, are you mopping the floor?"
Grandpa liked. "You look exactly like your mother when she was young..."
After silently deleting Li Liang's comment, Chen Yu lay on the sofa and sighed. "My family really is too perfect. So many people are envious of me."
Glancing at Chen Erke, who was wiping away her tears while unlocking the box, Chen Yu stretched his waist and put down his phone. He then raised his wrist and swiped his finger across the watch's screen.
Today, more than 500 million people had entered the livestream rooms!
This meant that he had earned at least 50,000 points!
Chen Yu couldn't imagine what kind of high-tech products could be refreshed on his watch with the support of such a "huge sum of money."
However, he was certain that these products definitely wouldn't be inferior to the officially reviewed products.
"Hey."
After thinking up to this point, Chen Yu licked his lips and stopped hesitating. He then clicked on the Transdimensional Store without hesitation.
The Transdimensional Store's recommended products...
1 Dyson Ball...
"Crap?"
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