"Devil …"
The English teacher's smile widened. "Student Chen Yu, are you talking about my figure?"
"Hah."
Sighing, Chen Yu walked into the classroom and sat on the only "throne" in the room. "Aren't you guys going a little too far?"
"This is the principal's instruction. To ensure that you can test at your true level, we won't let other students disturb you."
"Are you afraid that I'll cheat?"
"Mhm," the English teacher admitted without hiding anything.
Chen Yu: "…"
"The first test is English. I'm the invigilator."
Taking a look at the time, the English teacher said, "There's still half an hour before the test starts. It's a little early. Student Chen Yu, you can sleep."
"Then you'll oversleep?"
"That would be best." The English teacher couldn't stop smiling.
The principal had already said that whichever subject Chen Yu scored the lowest, the teacher of that subject would get a bonus!
It would be great if Chen Yu were to fall asleep and get a zero on the test.
"Sorry to disappoint you, teacher, but I won't sleep."
Smiling, Chen Yu put down his bag and pulled out a pen and paper. He then placed them on the desk and waited for the test to begin.
After half a month of hard work, he was confident that he could perform at the standard of the top 25 in his class.
No matter the difficulty, he would not be afraid!
He would face it with a smile!
"Student Chen Yu, I want to check your pen and paper."
After saying so, the English teacher grabbed the pen and paper and started inspecting it.
"I definitely don't have any cheat sheets. Feel free to check."
"Mhm. I don't have any." The English teacher put the pen and paper back, somewhat regretfully.
"Right." Suddenly, Chen Yu thought of something and asked, "Teacher, where are my test papers?
Isn't the test starting in half an hour?
Where are my papers? "
"Oh!" The English teacher slapped her thigh exaggeratedly. "I forgot to take them!"
"Crap!" Chen Yu immediately flew into a rage. "Are you trying to sabotage me?!
If I find out that there are no papers during the test, what will happen to my listening questions?! "
"I'll go get them with you right away."
Chen Yu: "…"
After the English teacher left, Chen Yu sat in the empty classroom, despair and pessimism filling his heart.
He had a vague feeling that he would be ruined by Sixth High's animals during this test.
…
Ten minutes later, Chen Yu received his test papers.
After another 15 minutes, the English exam officially began.
Opening up the test paper, Chen Yu first wrote his name. He then waited for the listening question.
"Woo la la!
Da da da & ¥@ zi … Da da da … "
The speakers in the classroom were suddenly filled with indistinct English.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Oh my god." The English teacher clapped her hands. "The loudspeaker is broken."
"..." Chen Yu's fingers were trembling slightly.
A middle school.
A high school.
How bad must he be to use such a despicable method?
"Sizzle …"
"Zi la * # ¥¥% …"
"Fa … da da da da …"
The noise continued.
Forcing himself to calm down, Chen Yu skipped the listening questions and started filling in the blanks for the written test.
The lack of points for the listening section did not affect Chen Yu much.
After all, he had been reading all this time, and his hearing was already very poor.
As long as they did well in the written answers, it wouldn't be a problem to suppress the "trash" in Class 2.
Seeing that Chen Yu had started answering the questions, the English teacher walked up to him and stared at him without blinking.
"..."
After answering a few questions, Chen Yu felt uncomfortable being stared at. "Teacher, can you not look at me like that?"
"You're the only candidate in the classroom. Who else should I look at?"
"But you can't keep looking at me."
"Just answer your questions. Why do you keep looking at me?"
"... Fine."
Feeling helpless, Chen Yu lowered his eyelids and focused on the test paper.
Whoosh … Whoosh …
Whoosh … Whoosh … Whoosh …
As Chen Yu's pen flew, the English teacher's expression became increasingly solemn.
She was very clear about Chen Yu's original academic performance.
He was at the bottom of the class, and he didn't even know how many letters there were in English.
However, looking at Chen Yu's answers, he didn't look like a slacker who knew nothing about English at all.
He could even answer the blanks correctly if they weren't difficult!
"My bonus …"
Suddenly feeling a little nervous, the English teacher pointed at one of the blanks on the test paper and said, "Student Chen Yu, you wrote this question incorrectly!"
"What are you doing?" Chen Yu raised his head in confusion.
"I'm helping you."
"You're the invigilator, okay?!
Help my ass! "
"It's fine. It's just the two of us. If you don't say anything, nobody will know."
"There's clearly a surveillance camera there!" Chen Yu pointed at the camera on the blackboard.
"I'll block it for you!
Hurry up and change it. "
"Teacher …" Gripping his pen tightly, Chen Yu shrugged and said, "Do you think I'll trust you?
Are you so kind as to help me change my question? "
"Teacher, aren't you beautiful?"
"What does this have to do with you being beautiful?!
Is there something wrong with your brain?! "
Pushing the English teacher away, Chen Yu said, "I can tell! You're just trying to disturb my exam! Don't touch me!
The prerequisite for a bet to be a loss is fairness, right?! "
"That's right. You're right."
"Don't talk to me, then, OK?"
"Okay. I won't talk to you anymore, then."
"..."
"I won't talk anymore."
"..."
"Student Chen Yu, answer your questions properly."
"You're still talking?!"
…
Two hours later, Sixth High's monthly English exam finally ended. Holding Chen Yu's test paper, the English teacher walked away dejectedly.
"Hu …"
Breathing out a sigh of relief, Chen Yu leaned back in his chair in exhaustion.
Today, he finally understood what it meant by a woman being equal to 500 ducks.
Ever since he had answered the question correctly, the English teacher had been "buzzing" in his ear, saying all sorts of strange things to interfere with his thinking.
Fortunately, Chen Yu's willpower was strong enough to answer every question without any interference.
This won't do!
I must have a good talk with the principal about this!
Otherwise, what's the point of taking the rest of the exam?
Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of the examination hall and made a beeline for the principal's office on the top floor.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Come in."
Chen Yu pushed open the mahogany door and stepped into the principal's office.
"Student Chen Yu? How did your exam go?
Did you perform as expected? "Principal Pang stood up and welcomed Chen Yu with a smile when he saw him.
"Principal, shouldn't our bet be fair at the very least?"
Going straight to the point, Chen Yu said, "You used underhanded means to make me do poorly. I can't accept it, and I won't accept it even if I study sports."
"Uh … What happened?"
"You know better than anyone what happened. I only have two requests. One: Give me the same marks I got.
Two: Don't let the invigilators interfere with my exam!
Otherwise, the bet will be null and void! "
After saying so, Chen Yu turned around and left without giving Principal Pang a chance to explain.
"This trashy Sixth High! Hurry up and disband it!"
Chen Yu cursed as he returned to the examination hall on the fourth floor. Shortly after, however, he found himself in an uproar again.
“***！
Where's my pen?!
Who the hell stole my pen?! "
"Bastard!!!"
…