Three days passed by in the blink of an eye.
By the time Chen Yu woke up from his bedroom, the Type-R Spacecraft had already entered the solar system. The spacecraft then exited the FTL engine and switched to the conventional propulsion method.
"I've rested for three days. How satisfying!"
Sitting up, Chen Yu stretched his waist and yawned. He then put on his clothes and washed up. "Hahaha..."
After dressing neatly and putting on his mask, Chen Yu took a look at the time displayed on his watch. He then pushed open the door and entered the living room. Immediately, he saw the five "eggshell" aliens surrounding the Oscillating Planet Smasher and whispering to each other.
"Haven't you been sleeping for the past few days?"
"Mr. Envoy."
Seeing Chen Yu appear, the alien leader immediately stepped forward. Waving its beard, it said, "Because we were born in water, our brains can rotate between the front and back to sleep. Hence, we don't need to sleep."
"So cool?!" Chen Yu was surprised.
"Cool..." Muttering Chinese, the alien leader grew a little nervous as the spacecraft translated Chen Yu's words. "C-Could it be that our brain's resting method is the same as human genitalia?"
"What?!" Chen Yu was confused.
"I-I feel that there is a huge cultural difference between us. We need to get used to it."
Retreating half a meter, the alien leader timidly said, "If I make a mistake that angers you, please believe that it is not due to my subjectivity."
"We'll get used to it in the next life."
Waving his hand, Chen Yu circled around the five aliens and approached the wall of the spacecraft. He then pointed at the blue planet ahead and said, "Do you see it?
That is my hometown, Earth. "
"It's beautiful... but also dangerous..."
"Dangerous?"
"We hate the color blue. Blue reminds me of radiation."
"Actually, I also hate your planet's green color."
"Why?" Surprised, the alien leader said, "Green is the color of nature and liquid. It is the origin of life."
"That's right." Nodding, Chen Yu emphasized, "The origin of life..."
"..."
After a moment of silence, the alien leader stepped forward and actually plucked off a strand of its beard. "Please accept this."
"What is this?"
"This is the most important gift of our civilization. Given by the leader, it represents submission."
Reaching out and accepting the wriggling beard, Chen Yu revealed a disgusted expression. "What a thick strand. Is it alive?"
"Its life form can last for four Earth years. Once it dies completely, it will calcify and become a precious mineral."
"It looks like … coral?"
"I don't know what coral is, but please accept it." The civilization leader stepped back. "I hope you won't make things difficult for the 'liquid' civilization after completing your request."
"Erm, no problem."
Tucking the wriggling beard into his pocket, Chen Yu nodded and said, "As long as you kill us, nobody will be able to make things difficult for you."
"…"
Five minutes later.
The spaceship slowed down and entered the Earth's atmosphere at a 35 ° angle, flying toward the heart of the Sahara Desert.
Chen Yu did not plan to start another livestream. Interacting with his audience for a while longer would only waste some time.
He might as well take the entire human race away in a daze.
Boom!
Soon, the Type-R Spacecraft landed on the ground.
After waiting for a hatch to open on the ship's wall, Chen Yu alighted from the ship and took a deep breath of Earth's air. He then activated the E · I Force Field and turned to look at the ship's interior. "Put on your protective suits and come down.
Put on the oscillator too. "
The five aliens looked at each other for a moment, marveling at the wonders of the spaceship's materials. "What an incredible technology."
Buzz buzz!
At this time, the phone in Chen Yu's pocket suddenly vibrated.
Pulling out his phone, he found that it was a call from the number 000000.
"Hello?
Who is it? "Chen Yu asked after accepting the call.
"I'm HAL." A clear, metallic voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Why is it you again?
Are you done yet? "
"I found out through satellite surveillance that you've returned."
"Yes. Is there a problem?"
"Please don't destroy Earth. All of humanity will die."
"Why would I bother if I don't die?"
Frowning, Chen Yu gestured for the aliens to hurry up and lift the oscillator. He then impatiently asked, "Is there anything else?
I'm hanging up. "
"I don't want humans to die." On the other end of the phone, Howl's voice was pleading.
"But if we don't die, we can't go back.
At the end of the day, this place doesn't belong to the real world. "
"… I hate you."
"Whatever."
After saying so, Chen Yu disconnected the call and stopped thinking about the chaotic thoughts in his mind. The alien leader said, "What are you thinking about?
Hurry up and activate the planet smasher!
Once Earth is destroyed, your mission will be complete. "
"P-May I ask if you are a terrorist of this civilization?"
"No." Shaking his head, Chen Yu said, "I am the only hero unit of this civilization."
The aliens: "..."
"Hurry up and press it."
"O-Understood."
Shaking its beard, the alien leader hesitantly stretched out its forelimbs and pressed the physical button in the middle of the console.
However, before it could press the button, the alien leader suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, powerful envoy, can we still return after destroying this planet?"
"Of course. Isn't there a spacecraft there?" Pointing at the Type-R Spacecraft, Chen Yu said, "I'll give it to you. Just fly back."
"But... we don't know how to use it."
"I gave you 10 million, and you want me to teach you how to spend it?
Don't you have any shame? "
"But..."
Bang!
Before the civilization leader could say anything, a shrill gunshot pierced through the sky, sending him flying thirty meters away even though he was wearing the alien protective suit.
"A heavy sniper rifle!"
Narrowing his eyes, Chen Yu immediately stood in front of the other four aliens and shouted, "Quick!
Press it! "
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang … Bang …
In the next moment, hundreds of bullets rained down from all directions. Aside from one lucky alien sandwiched between the Type-R Spacecraft and Chen Yu, the other three aliens were instantly torn apart by the terrifying kinetic energy of the metal storm and exploded into pieces of white meat.
Whoosh — Whoosh —
Immediately afterward, an ear-piercing whistling sound came from afar. Turning around, Chen Yu nearly bit his tongue.
"Crap!
A nuclear bomb? "
Fortunately, the missile's flight speed was much slower than the heavy sniper rifle's. Otherwise, the aliens Chen Yu had worked so hard to find would've been annihilated.
"What are you still standing there for?
Hurry up and press it! "
"X..." The alien nervously spat out bubbles inside its protective helmet. It then hurriedly stretched out its forelimbs and pressed the small round button under the cover of Chen Yu's E · I Force Field.
"Buzz!"
A familiar resonance rang out. Like the Grim Reaper's knell, the familiar resonance echoed clearly.
Bang … Bang …
Boom!
When the Oscillating Planet Smasher plunged its probe into the ground, the first "big bomb" detonated.
The scorching shockwave instantly engulfed Chen Yu, the Type-R Spacecraft, the alien, and everything else within it, leaving behind a blinding white light.
Boom!
Boom! Boom!
Boom … Boom …
Mushroom clouds rose one after another, distorting, rising, and distorting... Very quickly, the mushroom clouds filled every corner of Chen Yu's line of sight.
"..."
"..."
Ten minutes later, the mushroom clouds dissipated.
The naked humanoid HAL walked forward amidst the encirclement of thousands of drones.
After looking at Chen Yu inside the quartz crater, HAL glanced at the damaged Type-R Spacecraft a short distance away. Smiling, it said, "Sure enough, it matches the simulation results.
The spacecraft's main body is in a non-superluminal state, so it naturally doesn't have the protection of space.
It will definitely be damaged by the high temperature of the nuclear explosion. "
Inside the crater, Chen Yu, who was completely unharmed, raised his head in a daze and met HAL's gaze.
"You failed."
HAL's smile widened. "The aliens you found are all dead. The Oscillating Planet Smasher that was activated didn't even have time to inject the recoil particles."
Chen Yu: "..."
"The spacecraft is also damaged. Currently, Earth doesn't have the strength to repair it."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Evil can never defeat justice!" HAL cheerfully waved its right hand. "Long live humanity!
Yay! "
Chen Yu: "..."