Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter43

Hurrying forward, Chen Yu sat on the floor. Without hesitation, he used his fingernails to cut open the box's seal and opened the lid. Inside the white box was a small box.

He took out the small box, cut open the seal, and found a small rectangular box inside.

Chen Yu: "..."

He took out the small box and removed the film. This time, there was no more packaging inside.

At the very top, there was something that looked like a finger glove. It was completely golden, and the craftsmanship was very exquisite.

It was heavy in his hand and had a good texture.

"Is this the product that will be reviewed in the third episode?"

After fiddling with the finger sleeve for a while, Chen Yu flipped open the instruction manual and started reading it seriously.

After a minute, he put down the manual with a suspicious look on his face.

"This … what exactly is this thing?"

According to the introduction on the manual, the product was called the Golden Middle Finger. It was produced in 2035 and was commonly known as the Golden Finger. When worn on a human's middle finger, it could exert a very "powerful" effect.

The original description of the efficacy was as follows:

1: It can greatly increase the power of a head-flick. There are three levels in total. The first level can break wood, the second level can break bricks, and the third level can break iron. There are many ways to use it to strengthen the friendship between partners.

2: It can greatly increase the speed at which the middle finger vibrates. It is also divided into three levels. The first level vibrates ten times per second, the second level vibrates a hundred times per second, and the third level vibrates a thousand times per second!

There were even more ways to play!

It could even shrink!

It was an indispensable supporting equipment for every guitar, piano, guzheng enthusiast, heart enthusiast, physics enthusiast, and many other enthusiasts!

"…"

"Pa!"

Throwing the instruction manual to the ground, Chen Yu bellowed, "Why does such a thing exist?!"

Immediately, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and typed a message.

[Chen Yu: "You there?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, please don't ask if I'm here or not. I'm always here."]

[Chen Yu: "Is the Golden Middle Finger you sent me the product for the third review?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Yes, Mr. Chen. Are you satisfied?"]

[Chen Yu: "Let's not talk about whether I'm satisfied or not. I just want to know what this thing is for."]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "There's an introduction in the manual. It's used to flick the forehead between friends."]

[Chen Yu: "Are you sure you're friends?

He's not an enemy? "

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Hmm … It can also be used for self-defense."]

[Chen Yu: "Are there no other uses for it?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "You can also play instruments."]

[Chen Yu: "Anything else?"]

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, what are you trying to say?"]

[Chen Yu: "... Forget it. It's nothing.

But I said I wanted mainstream products like mobile phones and computers. You gave me a head-flick. Is that very mainstream? "

[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, this Golden Finger is truly mainstream. Men, women, young and old all need it. Even in the 24th century, it's still selling well."]

[Chen Yu: "Fine. I'll believe whatever you say."]

He exited WeChat and put down his phone.

Chen Yu started fiddling with the exquisite finger sleeve once more.

There were three buttons on the left and right sides of the finger sleeve.

On the left were Strength One, Strength Two, and Strength Three.

On the right were Speed One, Speed Two, and Speed Three.

As the name suggested, there was no need to ponder too much.

"It's smooth to the touch, soft yet hard. I wonder what it's made of …"

After fiddling with it for a moment, he cautiously placed the Golden Middle Finger on his middle finger and pressed the small switch on the left side.

Buzz, buzz …

Accompanied by the faint sound of an electric current, Chen Yu felt his entire middle finger go numb.

Standing up, Chen Yu looked around his surroundings. Unable to find anything useful, he simply took off his jeans and pulled out his worn-out belt. He then raised his middle finger, aimed at the belt's buckle, and flicked it!

Whoosh!

The sound of wind breaking could be heard!

A golden streak of light heavily struck the buckle's steel surface!

Clang!

After a loud sound, a dent appeared on the buckle's steel surface …

"Crap …"

Tossing away his belt, Chen Yu stared at the Golden Finger in a daze. "Is this thing really made for head-flick?"

Bang, bang, bang!

Suddenly, someone knocked on his bedroom door. Chen Yike's voice came from outside the door.

"Brother!

What happened just now?

What was that sound? "

"There was nothing!

Don't worry about it, "Chen Yu shouted after snapping out of his daze.

"Was it a bell?"

"What bell? It's just a sound coming from my phone."

"Brother, if you're stressed, just tell me. Don't think about not …"

"Scram!"

The room outside fell silent.

Sighing softly, Chen Yu continued studying the Golden Finger.

He had already experimented with the first "gameplay," and the Golden Finger's power was indeed extraordinary. He could even equip the military with it.

Now, it was time to experiment with the second "gameplay."

Sitting on his bed, Chen Yu raised his gloved middle finger and pressed the first button on the right.

Speed One.

Hum …

The instant he pressed the button, the Golden Finger started shaking up and down at an increasing speed. In no time at all, the finger had already reached a frequency of 10 shakes per second!

Hum, hum, hum …

When Chen Yu placed his middle finger against his face, he could feel a cool breeze blowing against his face.

His eyes glowing, Chen Yu immediately pressed the "Speed Two" button!

Hum, hum!

The finger's shaking speed became even faster!

It was so fast that it looked like a phantom!

Throughout the entire process, Chen Yu's finger didn't feel tired at all.

This was because only the glove was shaking fast. The middle finger inside the glove wasn't shaking fast at all.

"That's awesome …"

Chen Yu was pleasantly surprised.

He vaguely understood what the correct way to use this Golden Finger was … Of course, it was to play esports!

Who could match this kind of hand speed?

What kind of controls could they execute?

If he used the Quantum Reading Glasses, he could easily slaughter the entire world!

"Ohohoho … So this thing is actually so amazing."

Turning off the power switch, Chen Yu pulled out the Golden Finger and returned it to the small box.

Gradually, Chen Yu's review plan for this episode began forming in his mind.

The program's effects would definitely be good!

The only drawback was that the commotion caused would be a little too big. It definitely wouldn't work at home.

"Ugh …"

"Now that I think about it, it's time to rent a house and use it as a studio.

It's simply inconvenient to do reviews at home.

"However, renting a house costs a lot of money. I don't have enough money on hand to support this for long. I should also consider making money …"

After thinking up to this point, Chen Yu packed up the packing box in his bedroom and packed the Golden Finger, notebook, camera, clothes, mask, and other items into his backpack. He then pushed open his bedroom door and walked out.

"Brother!

Where are you going? "

Chen Erke, who was drawing in the living room, hurriedly ran over and asked when she saw Chen Yu leaving.

"I'm going out for a while. I'll be back tonight.

Where are Eldest and Third Eldest? "

"Little Sis ran out of milk, so Big Sis brought Little Sis to buy milk.

Brother, where are you going?

I want to go as well. "

"I'm going to school. You can't go. Just stay at home."

After giving a perfunctory reply, Chen Yu picked up his backpack and left the house.

Meanwhile, Chen Erke was still standing in place in a daze, biting her index nail as she muttered to herself.

"Should I go out and tell Big Brother … that he still hasn't put on his pants …"

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