[First!]
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[Peanut, melon, and tofu pudding for sale in the front row.]
[Grandpa!
The UP you're following has a new update!]
[Fire Tongs Liu Ming.]
[I've already gotten used to praising before watching.]
[I'm looking forward to what kind of idiotic product the UP will bring out this time...]
…
Behind the dozen or so bullet comments, the screen turned from black to bright, revealing a masked Chen Yu.
"Greetings, dear friends."
On the screen, Chen Yu could be seen holding a small rectangular box. He then waved it at the camera and continued, "This is Transdimensional Review's third episode.
I am very grateful for everyone's support in the past!
The product I have brought to everyone this time is... "
“Gold
Fingers！
Golden Finger! "
After saying so, Chen Yu stretched out his index finger and tapped on the box's lid. "This is a very special product with multiple functions. It will be produced by a handmade company in 2035, which is 15 years from now.
Everyone will be able to purchase this product in their lifetime.
Alright, enough nonsense. Let's start today's review! "
[Good!
If I can't buy it in 15 years, I'll sue you for fraudulent advertising.]
[Golden Finger?
Is it used in the bathroom?
(Dog)]
[Unboxing!
Unboxing complete!
Moving on to the next review introduction!]
"Next, unboxing." Chen Yu opened the box's lid and took out the golden finger sheath inside. "Unboxing complete!
Moving on to the next review introduction! "
Holding the finger sheath, Chen Yu displayed it to the camera at a 360-degree angle. He then continued, "Everyone can clearly see the appearance of this product. I can only use one word to describe it — exquisite!
Exquisite!
Extremely exquisite!
From the outside, you can't see any connecting points at all!
Moreover, I don't know what material it is made of. It's soft yet hard, hard yet elastic. I can't bear to part with it. "
[WDFK?]
[What a terrible lie.]
[To be honest, this finger sheath does look quite beautiful.]
[So, what is this Golden Finger for?]
After showing off the "Golden Middle Finger," Chen Yu wore it on his right middle finger. He then adjusted his mask and said, "I believe everyone has already noticed that there are three buttons wrapped in a special material above the finger sheath. The one on the left represents strength, while the one on the right represents speed!
They are separated into three gears, from low to high in performance.
"Next, I will evaluate the first function of the Golden Middle Finger!
The bullet of friendship. "
After saying so, Chen Yu bent down and pulled out a wooden plank from under the table. He then waved it in front of the camera and said, "It is a very normal interaction between friends to flick each other's heads. It can increase the sense of intimacy and make the gathering less boring.
Therefore, the first main function of the Golden Middle Finger was to flick the head.
In the next 15 years, it will be an indispensable tool for activities such as playing cards, truth or dare, and honoring bets. "
While saying so, Chen Yu pressed the first button on the left. Accompanied by a numbing sensation that felt as if his middle finger had been electrocuted, he aimed at the wooden board and flicked it!
Bang!
Kacha!
The wooden board instantly broke and flew out of the camera …
【？？？】
【？？？？？】
【？？】
"Okay, let's try this next."
Tossing away the broken wooden board in his hand, Chen Yu took out a thick fireproof brick from under the table. He then pressed the "Force 2" button and flicked it!
Boom!
The speed at which the Golden Finger shot out was too fast for the naked eye to follow. With a muffled sound, the fireproof brick was instantly split into two!
【？？？？？】
[Crap …]
【？？？】
"Finally, let's try this."
Tossing away the fireproof brick, Chen Yu took out a steel rod that was as thick as a child's wrist and pressed the "Force 3" button.
Buzz … Buzz …
The instant he pressed the button, he could clearly hear the sound of an electric current coming from the Golden Finger.
"Wow! I feel my middle finger brimming with power!"
After saying so, Chen Yu flicked his middle finger!
Clang!
Accompanied by a loud clang, the immense force of the finger sleeve made it impossible for Chen Yu to hold onto the metal rod.
The entire metal rod was sent flying and smashed into the evaluation table, creating a deep mark on the table.
"Hiss …"
Chen Yu hurriedly retracted his left hand in pain. When he opened his palm and found no injuries, he relaxed. He then bent down to pick up the metal rod that was still rolling on the floor and aimed it at the camera.
In the next moment, the thick metal rod was already bent.
"Since I let go, the Golden Finger's power wasn't fully displayed.
Otherwise, this metal rod would've snapped. "
Clang.
Tossing away the metal rod, Chen Yu pointed the Golden Middle Finger at the camera. Smiling, he said, "How is it?
Is everyone satisfied with the effects of this product?
It's a true brain-smashing artifact! "
[So brain-smashing means brain-smashing. My horizons have been broadened.]
[Brain-Smashing artifact x!
Friend Death Artifact √!]
[I'm shocked!
Is this a special effect?]
[Head-Smashing artifact!]
[Is this a brain-smashing artifact?!]
[This is wonderful!
I'm going to buy one and participate in the war …]
[The finger part of the exoskeleton armor.]
[Thanos takes off the Infinity Gauntlet in shame …]
[I just want to know how the UP got his hands on this thing?
Did he make it himself?]
[Friends walk together for life. Those skulls will no longer exist.]
[Flick, flick, flick!
Flick away crow's feet and turn into a vegetable.]
[Itachi: "Forgive me, Sasuke. This is the last time …"]
[I recommend using it to flick your d * ck …]
After a wave of bullet comments, Chen Yu turned around and revealed the right side of the Golden Finger. He then continued his explanation, "Flicking skulls is only one of its main functions. It also has another important function, and that is its speed.
"It also has three gears. In the first gear, the finger will vibrate at a speed of 10 times per second!"
After Chen Yu pressed the first button on the right side, the Golden Finger immediately vibrated up and down at an extremely fast speed!
"Next is the second gear. It will vibrate 100 times per second!"
Hum …
The moment Chen Yu pressed the second button, the Golden Finger vibrated so fast that one could even hear the sharp whistling of wind!
"With this kinetic energy, whether it is playing an instrument, playing an e-sports game, or even using it as an electric drill!
You will get twice the result with half the effort! "
[Amazing!
I'm truly convinced!
Only a true idiot would create such a thing.]
[Wow!
I think I know its true function now.]
[I keep feeling like the car is facing the wrong direction …]
[Did my bullet comments turn off?]
[Instant understanding!
Instant understanding!]
[I wholeheartedly recommend!]
[Everyone, take a look. I'm going out for a bit. My arm is feeling a little itchy.]
[I'm done …]
"Finally, the third gear!
It will vibrate 1,000 times per second! "
Hum! Hum!
A strong gust of wind suddenly howled!
Under the dynamic vision of humans, the rapidly vibrating Golden Finger looked like a solid golden plate!
[Crap! Crap! Crap!]
【？？？？】
[Unfortunately, this monk is uncultured …]
[UP, is your middle finger crippled?]
[A dog is stealing your video!
UP, hurry up and kill him!]
[This is it! Awesome!
Awesome! Awesome!
Awesome!]
[This damned thing is for gods to use …]
[Hurry up and save this idiot.]
[Am I the only one who thinks this thing can be used to tease cats?]
[I suspect you're driving again …]
After displaying the Golden Finger for a while, Chen Yu turned off the button. After waiting for the Golden Finger to stop vibrating, he returned it to the box and faced the camera. Crossing his fingers, he concluded, "Alright, this concludes my review of the Golden Middle Finger.
"I would like to thank the Handmade Company for providing me with this technological product.
Of course, I would also like to thank everyone for their support.
Right here, right now, I have a presumptuous request.
I hope that everyone can repost my videos and give them more attention. This is very important to me.
This is related to whether I can bring more and better technological products to everyone.
"Next week, I will be reviewing my fourth product. This will also be the last product of my 'newcomer' phase.
See you next Monday. Bye! "
As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, the screen darkened amidst the rolling bullet comments.