Creak.
Chen Yu opened the security door and entered the house. When he saw Mother Chen cooking in the kitchen, he immediately revealed a mischievous smile and stood behind her. "Mom, you're cooking?"
"Mhm, I'm cooking."
"How many black pots do we have?" Chen Yu asked.
Looking at Chen Yu in confusion, Mother Chen asked, "What are you doing?"
"I was just curious."
"There's also a frying pan and a steamer. What are you doing?"
"Do we have any spare pots?"
"None.
What are you trying to say? "
"Nothing."
Whistling, Chen Yu unzipped his schoolbag and pulled out five monthly test papers. Waving them proudly, he said, "Your son's test results are out."
"Oh.
Which place from the bottom? "Mother Chen turned around and continued cooking.
"Positive!" Stretching out two fingers, Chen Yu said, "Second place in class!"
Mother Chen's movements froze. Turning around in confusion, she asked, "Positive?
Second place in class? "
"That's right." Flicking his bangs, Chen Yu said, "Mother, fulfill your promise. Eat this pot."
"You copied first place in class?"
"Copied what?
I used my own exam hall!
I relied on my own strength! "Pulling out his phone, Chen Yu said," You can call our form teacher and principal if you don't believe me. "
Hearing this, Mother Chen said doubtfully, "Really?
You really got second place in class?
You? "
"You're underestimating your son," Chen Yu said arrogantly. Pointing at the pot, he said, "Mom, eat it!
You can take a bite, but you have to accept your loss.
Have you heard of the story of Zeng Zi killing pigs? "
Mother Chen picked up the rolling pin on the kitchen counter …
…
Three minutes later, Chen Yu covered his aching ears and strode into the living room with a disdainful gait.
Although he had been beaten up, he was very happy.
Sitting on the sofa, Chen Yu waved his hand and said, "Eldest, get me a glass of water."
Chen Yike glanced at Chen Yu and curled her lips. She then continued memorizing words in her English textbook.
"Second Eldest, get me a glass."
"..." Chen Erke didn't even spare Chen Yu a glance. She focused all her attention on the drawing board.
"Third Eldest, can you get me a glass of water?
I love you the most. "
"Oh!" Chen Sanke nodded, picked up the cup on the coffee table, and walked away clumsily.
"Hehehe."
Smiling in satisfaction, Chen Yu picked up the five test papers and slammed them on the coffee table. "Oh, the results are out."
Chen Yike was still memorizing words.
Chen Erke was still painting.
"Your results are excellent!" Chen Yu said, raising his voice.
Chen Yike changed the direction of her recitation.
Chen Erke was still painting.
"Ranked second in the class!
Amazing! "
Chen Yike subconsciously picked her foot, put it to the tip of her nose and sniffed, then continued to memorize words.
Chen Erke was still painting.
"..." After a moment of silence, Chen Yu bellowed, "Can't you guys pay attention to me?!"
Chen Yike was still memorizing words.
Chen Erke was still painting.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Brother!
Water! "
At this time, Chen Sanke walked over with a bottle of water and handed it to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu accepted the cup with his left hand and picked up a test paper with his right hand. "Third Eldest, look at Big Brother's score!
Isn't it amazing? "
Chen Sanke's eyes widened in surprise. "Wow!
Amazing! "
"Isn't it amazing?"
"Wow!
Amazing! "
"Hahaha."
Chen Yu, who had received his little sister's admiration, immediately felt satisfied. Smiling, he took a big gulp of water and patted Chen Sanke's head. "Third Eldest is still the most obedient."
"Mhm!" Chen Sanke nodded heavily. She then asked, "But what are the scores?"
"... Cough, cough, cough …"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Choking on the water, Chen Yu started coughing painfully.
"You... cough, cough … Don't you have scores in kindergarten?"
"No."
"How do you rank yourselves, then?"
"To see who has more little red flowers," Chen Sanke said, scratching her head as she looked at the test paper seriously. "So, the scores are little red flowers?"
"... Forget it. Go back to work. I don't want to talk to you anymore."
Sighing, Chen Yu swallowed the water in the cup in one gulp. He then placed the cup on the coffee table and shook off the water droplets on his hand. Frowning, he asked, "Third Eldest, how did you catch the water?
There's water on the outside of the cup. "
"I caught it while I was sitting."
Chen Yu: "?!!"
Chen Yike abruptly raised her head.
Chen Erke abruptly turned around.
"It's all on my hand," Chen Sanke said as she raised her wet hands.
"..."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu dashed into the bathroom and started retching.
"Blargh!"
"Blargh!"
"Cough, cough … Blargh …"
Putting down her English book, Chen Yike looked at Chen Sanke in shock. "You … Why did you go to the toilet to catch the water?"
"I couldn't reach the faucet!" Chen Sanke said righteously with her hands on her waist.
"T-Then, did you drink the water from the toilet as well?!"
"Nonsense!" Pouting, Chen Sanke said, "No matter how thirsty I am, I won't drink the water from the toilet. It's too dirty."
Chen Yike: "..."
Chen Erke: "..."
"Blargh!" The sounds of retching inside the bathroom grew even more intense.
"Blargh …"
…
An hour later, dinner began.
Pushing open the bedroom door, Chen Sanke shouted at Chen Yu, who was lying on the bed, dead or alive, "Big Brother!
It's time to eat! "
"... Go," Chen Yu said as he stretched out his index finger. "I don't want to see you."
"It's time to eat."
"I'm not eating anymore.
Go. "
"I'm sorry. I was wrong.
It won't happen again. "
"There will be a next time?" Suddenly sitting up, Chen Yu shouted, "Get out!
I'm not eating anymore! "
"I-I didn't do it on purpose, either."
Lowering her head, Chen Sanke started playing with her fingers aggrievedly.
"You said you didn't do it on purpose?
You said it yourself, the water in the toilet … Blargh!
Dirty!
Blargh … "
"That's why I'm not drinking it."
"Blargh!
Go … "
"It's time to eat, Big Brother." Stepping forward, Chen Sanke grabbed Chen Yu's ankle with both hands and pulled.
"Don't!
Don't touch me … "
Thud.
Before Chen Yu could finish speaking, he was dragged to the floor.
Chen Yu: "..."
"It's time to eat, Big Brother."
"Let go of me!
I'm not eating anymore! "
Afraid of hurting Chen Sanke, Chen Yu could only grab the bed's leg and climb back up. However, Chen Sanke exerted more force and dragged him another meter away.
"Crap!
Let go of me! "
"It's time to eat!"
"D-Stop dragging!
Did you undergo a genetic mutation?
Why do you have so much strength … "
"Mom told me to look for you to eat. I have to eat."
"Let go!
Let go … "
…
Two minutes later, Chen Yu sat on the dining table with disheveled clothes.
A new set of bowls and a pair of disposable chopsticks were placed in front of him.
"Why did you give me disposable chopsticks?"
Glancing at Chen Yu, Mother Chen said, "There aren't enough chopsticks."
Raising her hand, Chen Erke said, "No!
Mom said you're too dirty. "
Thud!
Suddenly, Mother Chen slammed her chopsticks at Chen Erke. "Shut up!"
"I'm not eating anymore!" Chen Yu stood up angrily.
"Sit down and eat properly!" Mother Chen glared at Chen Yu. "Didn't you just drink some … water from there?
It's not dirty at all.
The waiters in Japanese hotels love it … Pfft, haha. "
Finally, Mother Chen couldn't help but laugh.
Chen Yike: "Hahahaha."
Chen Erke: "Haha!"
Father Chen: "Hehehe …"