[Transdimensional Marketing: "Congratulations, Mr. Chen. Your followers have exceeded the 40,000 mark."]
Sunday morning:
The phone under his pillow vibrated, waking Chen Yu up. In a daze, he tapped on the screen and saw the WeChat message. Immediately, he jolted awake.
[Chen Yu: "When did this happen?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Just now. Congratulations."]
"Awesome!"
Chen Yu sat up in front of his study table and opened his laptop. He then entered Bilibili's platform.
Transdimensional Review!
The Golden Finger from the Future!
Views: 1499273.
Bullet comments: 21988
Comments: 34859
Likes: 114442
Shares: 98400
Coins: 72872
Subscribers: 855240
After a week of fermenting, Chen Yu had accumulated 1.5 million views!
And this was only his third review video!
In the entire Bilibili, there was no one who could rise faster than him.
"What a pity. I got banned from the internet.
Otherwise, I would be even more popular … "
Chen Yu muttered to himself regretfully. He then exited Bilibili's platform and entered the [Basic Information] section that he was more concerned about.
[Advertisement Collaborator: Chen Yu]
[Current Authority Level: E (Prohibited from Livestreaming)]
[Current Subscribers: 40132]
[Main Mission: Achieve at least two out of four promotions.
Mission Completed (3/2)]
[Additional Mission 1: Achieve at least three out of four promotions.
Mission Completed (3/3)]
[Additional Mission 2: Achieve at least four out of four promotions.
(3/4)]
[Current Mission 1: Reach 500 viewers (808924/500) and 50 subscribers (40132/50) during the first promotion.
Mission Completed.]
[Current Mission 2: Reach 5,000 viewers (808924/5,000) and 500 subscribers (40132/500) during the second promotion.
Mission Completed.]
[Current Mission 3: Reach 50000 viewers (808924/50000) and 5,000 subscribers (40132/5,000) during the third promotion.
Mission Completed.]
"I'm still short of 9,000 more subscribers.
The girl's in the bag. "
Rubbing his palms together excitedly, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and started typing.
[Chen Yu: "The delivery should arrive soon, right?
Can you send it to me in advance?
I'll be able to make the video sooner. "
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, but the product can only arrive at 9 o'clock sharp."]
[Chen Yu: "Fine.
Can you tell me what product it is?
I know the rules. I just want to know if this product can help me hide my identity. "
[Transdimensional Marketing: "It will help!
It was a great help!
Mr. Chen, you can rest assured. "
Upon seeing this, Chen Yu excitedly waved his fist. He then immediately sent a 200 yuan red packet over.
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Thank you for your kind intentions, Mr. Chen, but we are unable to collect your money."]
[Chen Yu: "I know you can't collect them, so I sent them.
(Withdraw) "]
[Chen Yu: "That's too bad."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: ":)]
Exiting WeChat, Chen Yu looked at the time.
7: 30 in the morning.
There was still an hour and a half before the delivery arrived.
"How unbearable!"
Taking in a deep breath, Chen Yu walked to his bedroom and carefully opened the door.
Thud!
A black shadow flashed, and something fell from the top of the door.
Lowering his head to take a closer look, Chen Yu discovered that it was a bag of torn clothes.
It was obvious that Chen Yike was playing a prank on him.
"It's already been two days. Is that girl still angry?"
Saying so, Chen Yu raised his leg to kick the torn clothes away. Immediately after, he felt a sharp pain!
"Ouch!"
Crying out in pain, Chen Yu hurriedly crouched on the ground and hugged his foot.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch …"
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
After blowing a few times, Chen Yu discovered that two drops of blood had already seeped out of his big toe.
Reaching out, Chen Yu tore open the torn clothes angrily, only to find a cactus lying on the floor!
It turned out that the clothes that fell from the sky were not meant to cover Chen Yu. Instead, they were meant to hide the "hidden weapon" underneath and make him let his guard down …
"I *&@ # * + + * * …"
Chen Yu's face turned red in anger.
He felt that he was being crushed by his intelligence.
"Chen Yike!"
Clenching his fists, Chen Yu angrily walked to the living room and pushed open Chen Yike's door.
"Crash!"
A basin of water fell from the sky and splashed onto his face.
Chen Yu: "…"
Hearing the commotion, Chen Yike rubbed her eyes in a daze. When she saw the drenched Chen Yu, she yawned and said, "Morning."
Removing the basin, Chen Yu wiped away the water stains on his face. Gnashing his teeth, he said, "Chen Yike!
You're going too far! "
"Who told you to barge in?"
Sitting up, Chen Yike stretched her waist and said, "I was too lazy to pour water after washing my feet, so I placed it on top of the door. Is there a problem with that?"
"What?
Foot washing water?! "
Chen Yu was startled by Chen Yike's words, and his anger grew. Baring his fangs and brandishing his claws, he charged at Chen Yike. However, he tripped over several strips of transparent tape and fell to the floor.
Thud!
The floor trembled.
Chen Yu: "…"
Lifting the blanket, Chen Yike lazily got out of bed and stepped on Chen Yu's back as she walked out of the room.
"The weather is great today. I'm so happy."
Chen Yu: "…"
…
Half an hour later, the Chen family gathered in the kitchen and started eating breakfast.
"Chen Yu, how much did you earn these past few days?" Mother Chen asked.
Father Chen, who stood beside Chen Yu, immediately pricked up his ears.
"I earned 7,000."
"So much!" Mother Chen's eyes glowed as she stretched out her hand. "Send it to Mom. Mom will save it for you."
"No." Frowning, Father Chen said, "Send it to Dad. Dad will save it for you."
"Uh …" Chen Yu hesitated.
"Give it to Mom!"
"Give it to Dad!"
"Have you forgotten how much Mom loves you?
You must give it to me! "
"Doesn't Dad love you?
He gives you meat every day! Give it to me! "
"Your dad is the one with a bad heart!
He used to rub your face every day to warm his hands when you were young! "
"Your mom is a good heart?
She chewed up the food and fed it to you, but she wasn't willing to buy milk for you. "
"Old Chen!
Bullshit!
He should have been eating at that time! "
"You still have the nerve to say that?!
It's just that you didn't give him enough nutrition when he was young, so his IQ hasn't fully developed yet. "
Chen Yu: "?"
Rolling up her sleeves, Mother Chen asked, "Milk is nutritious, but food isn't?"
Smacking the table, Father Chen said, "How can that be the same?
A cat is a cat!
Is a panda a cat? "
"You're taking it out of context!
It's unreasonable! "
"You're the unreasonable one!
A seahorse isn't a horse!
A pineapple isn't a pear! "After saying so, Father Chen pointed at Chen Yu excitedly." A single dog isn't a dog either! "
Chen Yu: "???"
Standing up, Chen Yu hurriedly interrupted, "Hey!
What does this have to do with me?
Why are you attacking — "
"Shut up!" Mother Chen picked up her chopsticks and spoke incoherently in anger. "How is a single dog not a dog?
No … I say, why isn't Chen Yu a dog?
No … What's the relationship between a son and a dog?!
Why are you scolding a dog when we're arguing?
It's not — "
Chen Yu: "…"
Standing up silently, Chen Yu left the kitchen and returned to his bedroom. He then squatted on the floor in a corner and hugged his knees.
This squatting session lasted for an hour.
At nine o 'clock sharp, a spatial vortex instantly appeared in the middle of his bedroom.
Thud.
A long, white box fell to the floor.
[The fourth review product has arrived.]
…
(Adding more chapters for the "Carrot-Eating Cockroach" Branch Master!)
(Note: Thanks to a friend from "Years of Past" for tipping me 1,000 points.)
(Note: Apologies for adding even later. I just finished writing.)
I simply chose to update at midnight.
This book isn't a humorous topic, so if I want to make it interesting, I inevitably have to write very slowly.
I really want to update at noon every day. Hence, I start writing at seven in the morning. However, I only write two chapters per day. I often don't update even after one or two in the afternoon. I'm sorry.
I am a full-time author. I also have a family that I need to support. I update at least 6,000 words per day.
In addition to the two chapters I update every day, the number of words I write every day is already more than ten thousand words.
In order to add more chapters for the Branch Master, I've written nearly 14,000 words today. Hence, excluding eating and cleaning, I've been writing from seven in the morning to eleven at night. Everyone in the author's group and novel group knows about this.
Of course, I'm not saying how difficult it is for me. Life is difficult, and nothing is easy.
I only want to say that I've tried my best.
Forgive me for updating sluggishly.
Forgive me.
Forgive me.