Taking out the syringe from the small box, Chen Yu raised it to the window and observed it.
Inside the spiral container, the blue liquid seemed to be flowing slowly.
"Why does it feel like a T-virus?"
He took out his phone and searched for pictures of the Resident Evil T-virus on the search engine. The more he looked, the more similar they seemed …
[Chen Yu: "The item is here. I just want to know if it's harmful."]
[Transdimensional Review: "That is a genetic medicine that is considerably beneficial to the human body. How could it possibly be harmful?"]
[Chen Yu: "Alright, I was overthinking things.
By the way, can this gene potion increase intelligence? "
[Transdimensional Review: "Smart?
It can only increase the transmission speed of the brain neurons. "
[Chen Yu: "To be honest, I don't mind if you laugh at me, but I feel that... my brain circuit seems to be slightly different from ordinary people. Can genetic agents fix it?"]
[Transdimensional Review: "Mr. Chen, are you sure it's just a tiny bit?"]
[Chen Yu: "…"]
[Transdimensional Review: "Haha, I was just joking.
Mr. Chen, it's just that you're too young and you don't think things through thoroughly.
When you grow up, you'll be more mature. "
[Chen Yu: "But my mom said that I'll still be like this when I get old."]
[Transdimensional Review: "… Your mother might be right."]
[Chen Yu: "…"]
[Transdimensional Review: "..."]
[Chen Yu: "Very good. It's a pleasure talking to you.
Goodbye. "
[Transdimensional Review: "Goodbye."]
Exiting WeChat, Chen Yu tossed his phone aside and opened the spiral syringe's lid. He then placed the needle against his shoulder and fell silent for three minutes.
"It should be very painful …"
"Phew …"
Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu raised his head, gritted his teeth, and pushed his wrist forward!
The sharp needle pierced into the muscle tissue.
Buzz buzz buzz.
In the next moment, the spiral structure inside the needle actually started rotating automatically, pushing the liquid into Chen Yu's body.
"Whoosh … Crack."
Five seconds later, all the liquid was injected, and a red light lit up at the top of the needle.
Chen Yu hurriedly pulled out the needle and licked the tip of the needle.
The bleeding had stopped.
He moved his shoulders and didn't feel any discomfort.
[Chen Yu: "I did, but there doesn't seem to be any changes?"]
[Transdimensional Review: "Of course, the changes won't happen immediately. The Gene Serum will slowly improve your physique over time.
You can use exercise to speed up the process. "
[Chen Yu: "OK.
I noticed that this needle used for gene injection is quite high-end. Do you want to recycle it? "
[Transdimensional Review: "… Recycle."]
[Chen Yu: "That's great. Hurry up and exchange it for something else.
I'll say this first, no water. "
[Transdimensional Review: "Mr. Chen, even the thermostatic syringes used for the Genetic Medicine can't be exchanged for something so expensive."]
[Chen Yu: "Anything is fine, just not water."]
[Transdimensional Review: "Very well, Mr. Chen. Please wait a moment. I'll make the application for you immediately."]
[Transdimensional Review: "Application complete.
Guessing your possible needs, the thermostatic needle can be exchanged for three items.
First, fragrant toilet paper. Second, high polymer plastic bags. Third, hit the hammer.]
[Chen Yu: "Explain to me what they are used for."]
[Transdimensional Review: "Fragrant toilet paper. Sanitary paper that can make one's butt smell fragrant after use. Every piece of paper that comes into contact with the skin will combine with dandruff bacteria to produce a different fragrance.
It can also prevent embarrassment caused by body odor.
It also has a bactericidal effect and can protect one's health.
High polymer plastic bags. Very sturdy food packaging bags. It can prevent the release of toxic substances due to steam and high temperatures.
Hit the hammer has a built-in computing chip. By adjusting the hammer's wings, it can ensure that the hammer can avoid the nail and hit the finger.]
Chen Yu's face twitched violently when he read the introduction of the three items.
[Chen Yu: "What kind of crap is this?
I won't say much about the toilet paper and plastic bags, but is that Hit the hammer trying to act cute?
What's the point of making it?! "]
[Transdimensional Review: "To avoid the frustration of hitting the nail with every hammer."]
[Chen Yu: "You should be frustrated if you can't hit the nail, right?!"]
[Transdimensional Review: "You ancient people really have a strange way of thinking."]
[Chen Yu: "… I want to exchange!"]
[Transdimensional Review: "I'm sorry, Mr. Chen. The value of the thermostatic needle is too low.
You can only choose one. "]
Lowering his head and looking at the syringe in his hand, Chen Yu held his forehead for a moment before typing a reply.
[Chen Yu: "I'll take the first one, then. It just so happens that everyone in my family can use it."]
[Transdimensional Review: "I'll open a space-time wormhole for you now. Please place the thermostatic needle into the wormhole."]
Immediately afterward, a white vortex formed before Chen Yu.
With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu tossed the syringe into the wormhole.
Three seconds later, a roll of toilet paper "fell" out of the wormhole.
After waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu reached out to pick up the roll of toilet paper and sniffed it. However, he couldn't find any fragrance.
"It should only smell after I use it, right?"
After thinking up to this point, Chen Yu walked out of his bedroom and arrived at the bathroom. He then hung the roll of toilet paper beside the toilet and pulled out a section of the roll of toilet paper.
Hula.
An instruction manual actually fell out of the roll of toilet paper.
Picking up the instruction manual, Chen Yu noticed that there was only one line written on it.
[Please use the tip of your tongue to lick the paper towel to activate the active substance in the tissue.]
"So, that's how it is!" Realization dawned upon Chen Yu. "There are actually active substances inside."
After carefully inspecting the roll of toilet paper, Chen Yu found the prompt located at the center of the roll of toilet paper. Without hesitation, he squatted down and stuck out his tongue to lick the roll of toilet paper.
The next second, an indescribable fragrance assaulted Chen Yu's nose, causing him to reveal an intoxicated expression.
"This is... wonderful..."
After sniffing the toilet paper for a while, Chen Yu suddenly heard the sound of something falling to the ground. Hurriedly turning around, he found Chen Erke staring at him with widened eyes.
At Chen Erke's feet was a crayon that had fallen out of shock.
Meanwhile, Chen Yu's tongue was still sticking out of the toilet paper.
Chen Erke also stood motionless in place.
The two stared at each other, their muscles stiff.
Time seemed to have stopped at this moment.
Sounds seemed to have disappeared at this moment.
After an unknown amount of time had passed, Chen Erke reacted first. Taking a step back, she then slammed the bathroom door shut.
"I... I didn't see anything.
(́ _ ́) "
"Second Eldest!
W-Wait a minute!
Second Eldest, listen to my explanation! "
Chen Yu hurriedly chased after his brother. However, Chen Erke had long since run into the master bedroom like a frightened bunny and locked the door.
She would never forget that scene...
She would never forget it for the rest of her life... Her brother actually affectionately licked a piece of toilet paper...
Could the toilet paper in the bathroom even be normal toilet paper?
...
Chen Yu: "..."
After standing in front of the master bedroom in a daze for some time, Chen Yu turned around and dragged his heavy footsteps back to his bedroom. Walking to the window sill, he looked at the busy street below with a deathly pale expression.
"It's over..."