"This is the fourth episode of Transdimensional Review.
I am very grateful for everyone's support over the years!
This time, the product I bring everyone is a little special. "
After saying so, Chen Yu stretched out three fingers and said, "The first episode's review was a nuclear test simulation toy.
The second episode's review was a pair of quantum glasses for office study.
The third episode's review was a small item for leisure and entertainment.
However, today's review is fundamentally different from previous products!
"Because..."
Slapping his palm on the table before him, Chen Yu said, "It is a weapon!"
"A weapon of mass destruction!"
"Its name is a firearm."
[I think you're getting cocky, UP.]
[69696969...]
[The rhythm of the narration is getting better and better.]
[Is it a Fire Kirin?
(Manual comedy)]
[This is the last episode.]
[I hope to see you in the legal channel one day.]
[Visual inspection of the Water Bullet Gun...]
Straightening his mask, Chen Yu continued, "In all of Bilibili, not a single UP dares to personally review a firearm. I'm the only one who dares to do so.
Of course, as a UP named 'Transdimensional,' this gun naturally doesn't belong to the current space-time.
It is... "
Dragging out his words, Chen Yu reached under the table and pulled out the mighty and heavy gun. Placing it on the table with a bang, he said, "The 404 Heat Ray Gun produced by the Kermei Arms Company in the year 2404!"
[The design is amazing!
I almost believed it.]
[The murderous UP of Bilibili!
Also known as the Killer UP.]
[Don't say, this tool really does look like it.]
[It's reflective!
It's expensive to make!]
[As a blind person, I feel sad to see such a violent video.]
[He actually eliminated the unboxing segment?!]
[Can I give it to my fans as a benefit?
I want to play with it...]
Slowly stroking the gun's body, Chen Yu snapped his fingers and said, "I know that you all think this is a toy and that I'm a fool.
Now, I'll go straight into the product review and introduction segment. I'll show you, after three centuries, this is mankind's strongest individual weapon! "
After saying so, Chen Yu stood up with the gun in his arms and pulled out a small cage.
Inside the cage, there was a little mouse that was running around randomly.
"Since it's a weapon review, there must be a goal.
That's why I caught this big rat from the trash. I'll use it to demonstrate the lethality of the 404 Heat Ray Gun against living creatures. "
[Rat lovers express their strong condemnation!]
[What a cute little mouse. It will be very lively in the grinder.]
[Jerry?
Is that you, Jerry?!]
[Do you want to use this gun to make a mouse laugh to death?]
[You're insane!
(Well done!)]
[If it's abuse, I'll leave.
I can't bear to see animals being abused …]
After placing the cage containing the mice on a tile, Chen Yu put on the hood of his jacket to cover his face and ears. He then raised the 404 Heat Ray Gun and activated the safety switch.
"Whoosh —"
Accompanied by the sound of mechanical transmission and electric current mixing, the scope above the gun body immediately lit up, like a transparent screen flashing various indicators and parameters.
[F * ck!
Was this a special effect?
It's so sci-fi …]
[Funds are burning!]
[This texture is a bit too much, isn't it?
It can't be true, right?]
[He's been working hard on the props three times.]
[Rat: Are you a sore loser?
What happened to the water gun?]
Raising the gun and aiming it at the mice through the scope, Chen Yu pressed his finger on the circular trigger and said, "Before I fire, let me introduce the gun's performance parameters first.
The 404 Heat Ray Gun mainly relies on the high temperature of its heat rays to kill enemies.
The heat rays emitted from the gun's muzzle can reach 8,500 ° to 9,750 ° per millisecond, with the peak temperature exceeding 12000 °!
It has exceeded the melting point of all known substances.
It can instantly vaporize carbon-based organisms and melt substances with a melting point below 4,300 °.
In other words … "
Turning around, Chen Yu looked straight at the camera and said, "In our current timeline of 2020, there is no defense that can withstand a single shot from it!
It is truly invincible. "
After saying so, Chen Yu did not give his audience any time to react. He aimed at the mice and pulled the trigger without hesitation!
Whoosh —
A circular structure in the middle of the gun body suddenly rotated!
Even the mice inside the cage were enveloped by a layer of web-like light.
After reading the manual, Chen Yu knew that this was a locking method.
It was impossible to break free!
Moreover, the heat of the high-temperature rays would be firmly locked within the light web, unable to leak out and raise the core's temperature.
Whoosh — Whoosh — Whoosh —
As the circular structure rotated faster and faster, Chen Yu loosened his grip on the trigger.
"Buzz!"
A beam of red light shot out of the gun's muzzle!
The beam disappeared in a flash!
Meanwhile, the escaping mouse inside the cage was also instantly vaporized. Aside from a few wisps of smoke, not a single strand of hair remained...
Whoosh … Whoosh …
The circular structure in the gun body gradually stopped rotating. Chen Yu then carefully placed the gun on the table. He then bent down to pick up the ceramic tile and aimed it at the camera. He then pointed at the thin, melted iron pillar in the cage and said, "Everyone can see it, right?
The spot touched by the light just now has completely melted, and it's still red.
I'll use water to confirm the current temperature of the molten iron. "
After saying so, Chen Yu unscrewed a bottle of Master Kong mineral water and poured it onto the molten iron.
Sizzle!
Steam immediately rose from the molten iron!
[Crap! Crap! Crap!]
【？？？？】
[What did I just see?]
【？？？】
【！！！！】
[This is magic, right?
Are you sure it's magic?]
[How did you do it?!]
[Mouse:???]
[Mouse:???]
[F * ck you!
Don't tell me this is real...]
[As we all know, videos cannot be modified, so this is real.
(Dog)]
[There are no ashes!
Bad review!]
[There's no need to destroy the corpses.
This is a must-have item for home travel, murder, and robbery...]
[Mount Shu: "You still want to become a goddamned immortal?!"]
Bullet comments flooded the screen!
They filled every corner of the screen.
…
Outside the video call...
The five people inside the hotel suite paused the video call and turned around in a daze. They then exchanged glances with each other...
One of them, a young man named Xiao Li, subconsciously reached for the small cannon hanging from his waist...
Gulp.
Gulping down a mouthful of saliva, Xiao Li stuttered, "L-Team Leader, I-I think I'm on my period. Can I apply for leave for tonight's operation?"
Taking off his glasses, the middle-aged man wiped the cold sweat off his face and said, "Warning!
He's warning us!
He knows we're looking for him! "
"Leader, what should we do?"
The woman beside the middle-aged man asked with an ugly expression as she stared at the 404 Heat Ray Gun displayed on the screen. "T-The current situation doesn't seem to be something we can solve."
Inside the suite, a brief silence ensued.
Putting on his glasses with trembling hands, the middle-aged man said hoarsely, "Send this video back to the teams in Beijing first and have them do an analysis report. If we confirm that the video has not been rendered and that the weapon is real, send it directly to the higher-ups.
We'll pause all operations for now and wait for reinforcements to arrive at night. Then, request Chief Wang to contact the nearby 377th Army... We'll decide on our next step. "
"Yes, sir!"
3
"Let's continue watching the video."
With an obscure look of worry on his face, the middle-aged man raised the remote control and pressed the play button on the TV.
In the next moment, Chen Yu tossed away the damaged rat cage and raised the heavy 404 Heat Ray Gun. He then pointed the muzzle at the camera and said, "Of course, one target isn't enough to prove the power of this weapon. Next, let's test a few more exciting targets..."
…
(Note: Additional points for the "Carrot-Eating Cockroach.")
(Note: Thanks to the "War God," "Sword-spitting Frog," "Introduction to Guzheng," and "Dark-black 111" for their 500 RMB tips!)
(Note: Thanks to the "World's Cutest Teresa," and "Enough Fooling Around!" for their 1,000 RMB tips!)
(Note: Thanks to the "Elegant Blossoms" for their 1,500 RMB tips.)