[Transdimensional Marketing: "Congratulations, Mr. Chen!
Your subscriber count has already exceeded the 50,000 mark! "]
Seeing this WeChat message, Chen Yu shuddered, his sleepiness completely gone.
[Chen Yu: "When will the reward be sent over?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Can you accept it in your current condition?
If so, I'll send it over to you. "]
[Chen Yu: "Yes, yes!
Absolutely! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Are you sure?"]
[Chen Yu: "Of course!
What's there to be uncertain about? "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Very well. I'm sending it over to you now. Please receive it."]
Along with this message, a wormhole much larger than the one before appeared in the room!
Thud!
The huge white box landed heavily on the ground, sending dust flying into the air and causing the windows to buzz.
A large crater was formed on the floor.
Chen Yu: "…"
[Chen Yu: "You destroyed my floorboard?!"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I've already reminded you repeatedly to ask if you can accept it."]
[Chen Yu: "But you didn't say that you would destroy my floorboard?!"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I've already reminded you repeatedly to ask if you can accept it."]
[Chen Yu: "Did you do it on purpose?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: ":)"]
Chen Yu pressed down on the screen and exited WeChat. After a while, he sighed.
"I can only hide it from my parents and find someone to fix the floorboard …"
Walking up to the big white box, Chen Yu tore off the seal and opened the lid. Looking at the blue metal box that gave off a sense of technology, the frustration he felt from the damage to the floorboard was quickly replaced by excitement and joy.
"My girlfriend …"
Rubbing his palms together, Chen Yu's face flushed red as he thought of something.
"This should be the button, right?"
After anxiously scanning the box, Chen Yu found the transparent button on top of the blue metal box and pressed it forcefully.
Beep —
Accompanied by a crisp, electronically synthesized sound, the blue metal box's front lid slid to the left.
Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!
White mist sprayed out in all directions, and the gap between the lid and the box gradually widened, gradually revealing the figure inside …
"Come out, my baby …?!"
Seeing the figure inside the box becoming clearer, Chen Yu's expression changed from excitement to embarrassment, to confusion, to shock, and finally to fear...
This "Romantic Partner Simulation Robot" turned out to be a two-meter-tall muscular man!
Swoosh!
The robust man abruptly widened his eyes, his black pupils staring straight at Chen Yu. His muscles twitching, he opened his mouth and said, "Hello!
[Mr. Chen Yu, I am your romantic partner simulation robot.]
Let's start a beautiful love story. "
Chen Yu: "… Where's my knife?"
"What are you looking for?
Do you need my help? "The robot straightened up and spoke in standard Mandarin.
"Wait a moment."
Turning around, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and quickly typed a message.
[Chen Yu: "Come out."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, are you satisfied with this Romantic Partner Simulation Robot?"]
[Chen Yu: "Satisfied my ass!
Why is it a man? F * ck! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "You didn't emphasize gender?"]
[Chen Yu: "It's already a romance robot!
Was there a need to emphasize this gender?
Are you retarded?! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "It's a romance robot, not a reproduction robot. Why do you care about gender?"]
[Chen Yu: "I'm really, really, really curious about the culture of you people from the future."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, you don't have to care about gender.
If you like a female, there are interchangeable accessories in the packaging. You can match them as you please. "]
[Chen Yu: "… I … You're going to lose me."]
"Hello, Mr. Chen. Let me introduce myself. My name is Little Peach.
At this time, the robot simulation robot inside the box nimbly walked to Chen Yu's back and "gently" asked.
"Scram!" Turning around, Chen Yu pointed at the blue metal box and said, "Go back and lie down. Pretend it wasn't opened."
"Okay."
[Chen Yu: "Change!
I want to change! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Normally, products cannot be returned or replaced after delivery."]
[Chen Yu: "I don't care!
This is a mistake in your work!
You must change! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, are you dissatisfied with this product?"]
[Chen Yu: "I'm dissatisfied!
I want to change!!! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Large space-time wormholes cannot be opened frequently. If you want to change, we can only deliver it to you after three days."]
[Chen Yu: "Three months is fine. Hurry up and take this Titan away."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Are you sure you want to change?
Think about it again.
Little Peach will be sad. "]
[Chen Yu: "Screw Little Peach!
If it doesn't leave, I'll become a little chrysanthemum.
Change! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Alright.
I'll open the space-time wormhole for you. Please place the Romantic Partner Robot and the robot hibernation box into the wormhole. "]
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu walked up to the blue metal box and looked at Little Peach.
Little Peach's chest muscles trembled as she looked at Chen Yu …
"Mr. Chen, are you abandoning me?"
"I'm not abandoning you. I'm begging you to let me go."
"Is it because I'm a male?
B- "Little Peach put on an aggrieved expression.
"No, no, no." Chen Yu hurriedly waved his hands. "It's my fault for not being a female.
Please leave. You won't be able to find happiness with me. "
"Hah." Letting out a heavy sigh, Little Peach closed her eyes and said, "I hope we are fated to meet again.
Goodbye. "
Stretching out his hand, Chen Yu gave the box a push. However, it didn't budge in the slightest. "Big Brother, go to sleep first. Help me place the box into the wormhole, then enter it yourself …"
…
Quietly, Little Peach walked away.
It would be better to let it come with a bang.
Only a slight movement of his muscles would leave a depression in the floor …
Sitting before his study table, Chen Yu picked up his phone and started typing.
[Chen Yu: "You there?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "[Automatic Reply] Hello, I'm not here for the time being. Please contact me after burning it."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Later."]
[Chen Yu: "…"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Do you have any questions?"]
[Chen Yu: "I sent it. Did you receive it?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I received it."]
[Chen Yu: "This reward is very important to me, so I have to get involved personally.
Before you deliver it, let me see the robot's appearance and figure. "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Very well."]
As soon as Chen Yu sent the message, the other party immediately sent him ten photos.
With just a glance, Chen Yu felt a chill run down his spine.
[Chen Yu: "I knew it!
I knew you would scam me!
Aren't they all Qiao Biluo? "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Qiao Biluo?
Who's that? "]
[Chen Yu: "I want a beauty!
A great beauty!
I don't want a tank! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Aren't these robot replicas beautiful?"]
[Chen Yu: "… Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about the word 'beauty'?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Men are tall and strong, while women are plump and fair."]
Chen Yu didn't bother arguing with the other party. Instead, he sent a photo of the school belle he had secretly collected.
[Chen Yu: "This is the one I want."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I beg to differ.
The ancients are too scary. "]