The first thing Chen Yu saw when he opened the box was a thick product instruction manual.
Underneath the instruction manual was a metal box that looked like a toolbox. Through the box's glass cover, Chen Yu could see small tools with unknown uses inside.
"What is this?"
Puzzled, Chen Yu tore off the packaging and flipped to the first page.
[Thank you for purchasing the children's puzzle toy series produced by the Yue Tu Company.]
"T-A children's toy?"
After a moment of daze, Chen Yu hurriedly pulled out his phone and sent a WeChat message.
[Chen Yu: "You want me to review a children's toy?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Yes.
Although it is only a low-grade technological product, I still owe a lot of favors to get it for you. "]
[Chen Yu: "Are you serious?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "That's right.
What's wrong, Mr. Chen? "]
"I …"
Chen Yu wanted to curse, but he gave up in the end. He picked up the instruction manual and started reading it seriously.
Even if it was a children's toy, it was still a toy from the future. There might be a universe inside it …
Sure enough, after flipping through three pages of the instruction manual, Chen Yu was shocked by the "universe" inside the "children's toy." His body instantly turned cold.
Gulp.
Chen Yu gulped and picked up his phone. His thumbs trembled as he typed a message.
[Chen Yu: "You're telling me this is a toy?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Yes, Mr. Chen."]
[Chen Yu: "It's a children's toy?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Yes, Mr. Chen.
Is there a problem? "]
[Chen Yu: "Do you children from the future build nuclear bombs at home?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "…"]
[Chen Yu: "Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory!
Is this the name of a children's toy?! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, please calm down. This product is mainly for children to understand the elements and physics, increasing their knowledge and hands-on skills.
Furthermore, there was a protective device inside the product, so it would not cause radiation damage, and it would not cause a random nuclear explosion.
Please rest assured. "]
[Chen Yu: "…"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Please believe me!
It's just a toy. "]
[Chen Yu: "Can I exchange it?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "You can't exchange it unless it's a quality issue, dear."]
"Hah."
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu picked up the manual and sighed. He then braced himself and continued reading the manual. The more he read, the more he felt his teeth aching.
Let's see what's inside …
A Geiger Müller counter for measuring radioactivity.
It was an electroscope that measured the electrical charge of an object.
Two scintillating mirrors to observe radioactive decay.
Two Wilson cloud chambers were equipped with displays to observe particle trajectories.
It was a large protective barrier.
An Elfa radioactive source made of lead 210 and polonium 210.
Beta radiation source made of ruthenium 106.
A gamma radiation source made of zinc 65.
A circle of aluminum blocks.
A ring of uranium 238.
A beryllium plutonium pellet.
Eight uranium samples …
Oh my god, there was even a finger-sized cartridge and a circular detonator inside!
That was great.
It seemed that in terms of population control technology, the future civilization was indeed at the forefront, directly starting with children …
After reading through the thick instruction manual, Chen Yu sat on the floor and fell into deep thought.
He was rejoicing.
He was glad that his choice to hide his identity last night was so, so, so, so right.
He suspected that even Bilibili would suffer if there were a few more such "insane" product reviews …
"Let's write the script first and try to finish filming as soon as possible."
Electronic devices would leave traces. To prevent the possibility of his identity being exposed, Chen Yu used a pen and paper to write the script. He planned to burn the paper once the filming was done.
He was very clear about his own strengths and weaknesses. He didn't know how to host, and he wasn't good with words. There was no need for him to write a lengthy introduction. He would just go straight to the point!
Hence, in less than half an hour, he had finished writing the script.
The script was divided into four parts.
One, product unboxing.
Two, product introduction.
Three, operation demonstration.
Four, conclusion.
After reading the script twice and making sure that there were no mistakes or inconsistencies, Chen Yu started setting up the script.
First, he pushed the bed under the window, creating a large space.
Next, he found two large sheets and covered the walls and floor.
Finally, he used large cardboard boxes to form a table.
Just like that, a simple review studio was completed …
Bang! Bang! Bang!
At this time, someone suddenly knocked on the bedroom door. Chen Yike shouted, "Brother!
Are you tearing down the house?
What's going on? "
"I'm working out!
Don't disturb me! "
"I'm going in to take a look."
"No!
Go!
Don't disturb me. "
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Knocking on the door three more times, Chen Yike said, "Brother!
You're not thinking of suicide, are you? "
"Pfft …"
Chen Yu nearly choked on his own saliva.
"Brother!
Open the door!
Don't scare me! "
"Don't watch those stupid dramas in the future. I'm not opening the door. Hurry up and leave."
"If you don't open the door, I'll smash it open!"
Scratching his head in frustration, Chen Yu approached the door and threatened, "Do you still want the money for the autumn outing?"
"Yes."
"Let's go!"
"Okay."
Hearing Chen Yike's departing footsteps, Chen Yu returned to his "studio." However, before he could sit down, Chen Yike shouted once more.
"Brother!
There's no compensation for committing suicide!
Don't be stupid! "
"Scram!"
"Fine."
…
After everything was ready, Chen Yu changed into a set of clothes that he rarely used and put on his opera mask. He then turned on his camera's recording function and sat in front of the camera in silence.
"…"
"…"
He forgot his lines.
Picking up the script, Chen Yu took a deep breath and grabbed the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory box with both hands. He then slammed it onto the evaluation table.
"Hello, everyone. This is the first episode of Transdimensional Review.
This time, we'll be bringing you a children's puzzle toy produced by the Yuetu Company, the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory …
"… As you can see, there are various experimental tools in the laboratory. Let me briefly explain. This is a scintillation mirror, used to observe radioactive decay …
"… Then we'll follow the instructions and put the uranium into the bomb. However, we'll need to put on a spherical wave detonator first … Let me emphasize again, this is a children's puzzle toy …"
…
Three hours later, the recording was completed.
During the two hours, Chen Yu made all sorts of verbal mistakes. There were only 20 minutes of effective material.
Through editing, he should be able to make a review video of around 15 minutes.
However, Chen Yu no longer cared about the review …
He pulled his legs out from under the collapsed evaluation table and stood up with the help of the wall. He then scanned the messy Nuclear Energy Laboratory.
He took off his mask and pulled out his phone with an ugly expression.
[Chen Yu: "You there?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Yes.
Mr. Chen, how can I help you? "]
[Chen Yu: "Didn't you say there won't be a nuclear explosion?!
Huh?!! "]