When the smoke slowly dissipated, Chen Yu widened his mouth in shock as if he had been struck by lightning.
She was wearing a long dress, had shoulder-length hair, and a voluptuous chest and buttocks, and walked out of the hibernation chamber.
"Do I look like you?"
Little Peach raised her arms slightly and twirled in place, revealing a pair of white shorts beneath her fluttering skirt.
"Ah... My eyes." Chen Yu covered his face in pain.
"I've even changed my voice. You won't recognize me this way, right?"
"Only you can't recognize me, right?"
Reaching out, Chen Yu grabbed Little Peach's face that was identical to his own and shouted, "What's the point of changing your face?!"
"I-It doesn't matter. You can wrap your chest with a cloth."
"Wrap it with a cloth?!
What about your hair?
What about your butt?
Even the skin color of your face and neck are different! "
Little Peach's face felt like rubber being pulled around by Chen Yu. She then said in a muffled voice, "It's normal to grow hair overnight, right?"
"This is the 21st century!
It's not normal at all! "
"F-F-Butt and skin color are fine. T-Wear more clothes..."
"What about your hands?"
"Wear gloves."
"Neck?"
"Wear a scarf."
"Can't you replace your entire body with a man's?"
"No. Overall replacement can only be carried out in the future Tesley Company.
The hibernation chamber only supports partial replacement. "
"... Then... Okay."
Loosening his grip, Chen Yu frowned as he scrutinized Little Peach. He then couldn't help but say, "You look so ugly!"
"It might be because of this face," Little Peach explained seriously.
Chen Yu: "..."
"I'm sorry. I misspoke.
It has nothing to do with your face. "
Chen Yu: "..."
"Then, does it have anything to do with me?" Little Peach panicked and timidly took a step back.
"... Forget it." Waving his hand weakly, Chen Yu said, "Let's leave it like this.
I'll take you to a haircut. Give it to me. "
After saying so, Chen Yu turned around and approached the Interstellar Portal. He then connected the portal to Los Angeles on the other side of Earth, opened the portal, and stepped out.
Little Peach hurriedly followed after him.
At this time, Los Angeles was shrouded in the aura of freedom. It was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
The streetlights were dim.
A gust of night wind blew, sweeping up the plastic bags and bottles and smashing them on the homeless man in the distance. It actually seemed a little desolate.
After walking around with Little Peach for a while, Chen Yu entered a barbershop and said to the black man sitting on the chair, "Give her a haircut. Make it like mine."
"What?" Standing up, the black man with his big belly looked at Chen Yu and Chen Yike.
"My English is not good. Tell him to cut his hair like mine."
"Alright."
Nodding, Little Peach spread her hands and muttered a few words in English.
The black man's eyes widened as he began to mumble as well.
"Are you guys speaking English?" Chen Yu asked suspiciously. "What did you guys say?"
"He said I was ugly."
"…"
"He said that I would look even uglier if I cut my hair," Little Peach added.
"…"
After standing in place for a moment, Chen Yu silently turned around and walked out the door.
"Where are you going?"
"Take my Golden Middle Finger."
…
Fifteen minutes later, the two returned to their bedroom.
Pulling out his phone and taking a look at the time, Chen Yu immediately took off his jacket and tossed it to Little Peach. "Hurry up. It's getting late. Go to the kitchen and eat something first. We'll head to the exam afterward. Hurry up and change your clothes."
"Okay."
Turning around, Little Peach took off her skirt and wrapped a long towel around her chest.
Squeak!
Chen Yu felt his teeth ache when he heard this. "A-Don't you feel pain?"
"What do you mean by pain?" Little Peach turned around in confusion.
"… N-Nothing. You can continue."
"Oh."
Although Little Peach was confused by Chen Yu's actions, she didn't think too much about it. Putting on Chen Yu's clothes, scarf, and gloves, she then turned around and asked, "Mr. Chen, does this look like it?"
Taking a step back, Chen Yu rubbed his chin and scrutinized Little Peach. "Heh, it's a little interesting."
"I'm going to school now, then!" Little Peach said happily. She then picked up Chen Yu's backpack and carried it on her back. She then pushed open the door and left.
"Wait a minute. Do you know where Sixth High is?"
"I don't know."
"Do you know where my exam venue is?"
"I don't know."
"What are the teachers called?
Which subjects? "
"I don't know." Lowering her head, Little Peach said, "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a romance robot …"
"What does this have to do with whether you're a robot or not?
You need to learn to be careful!
Be like me, rough yet fine. "
"I understand. You can be rough yet fine."
"Yes, it's fine yet fine!
Crap! "
"Rough yet fine," Little Peach repeated.
"…" Chen Yu fell silent. He suddenly felt that he shouldn't look at this idiom directly in the future.
"Alright, let's skip this topic and talk about something else."
After saying so, Chen Yu circled around Little Peach and frowned. "I still feel a little awkward."
"How is it awkward?
Why don't I tighten my chest a little more? "
"… It has nothing to do with that, OK?
How about this? Take two steps and take two steps with your legs. "
"I-Is that so?" Little Peach tentatively took two steps forward.
Clap!
Clapping his hands, Chen Yu said, "I understand!
Your walking posture is no good. It's like a girl's. Walk openly. Don't walk like a cat. "
"Like this?" Little Peach took two majestic-looking steps forward.
"You'll get a beating if you walk like this …"
"How about this?" Little Peach changed her walking posture once more.
"Mhm … Not bad. That's about it."
Taking another look at the time on his phone, Chen Yu pulled Little Peach over and earnestly instructed, "Sixth High isn't far from here. Go downstairs and walk left along the sidewalk. You'll pass by a kindergarten, an elementary school, and a middle school. Then, turn left and walk past two traffic lights …"
After explaining everything in detail for 10 minutes, Chen Yu picked up a glass of water and drained it in one gulp. Clearing his throat, he said, "Cough.
Do you remember everything I said? "
"I remember."
"Go, then.
I won't be taking the exam in a single room this time. I'll be taking the exam together with my classmates, so you need to speak less and pretend your throat is broken. "
"Understood!"
"Today's exam is physics and chemistry. Write according to the handwriting I taught you just now. Whether you know the questions or not, just write them down. We'll look for an opportunity to change them."
"Understood!"
"Don't make weird movements!
Don't screw up! "
"Understood!
I definitely won't! "Little Peach promised as she patted her chest.
"I can't help but feel worried about you."
"Rest assured, Mr. Chen. Little Peach is very stable.
I'm already thick and thin now. "
"You can be thick and thin!
No, it's fine even though you're rough! "
"Mhm, mhm. Fine even though you're rough."
"..."
Carrying her schoolbag, Little Peach pushed open her bedroom door and walked into the kitchen to wait for breakfast.
As a robot, all she needed to do was recharge her batteries.
Hence, she planned to pretend to eat this meal and secretly vomit it out when she arrived at school.
"Why are you wearing so much at home?" Mother Chen asked as she looked at Little Peach from head to toe. "Did you catch a cold?"
"Mhm."
"Did you kick off your quilt last night?
You deserve it! "
"Mhm."
"You deserve it!"
"Mhm."
Mother Chen walked out of the kitchen with an ugly expression. She then pulled out a medicine box from the living room drawer and found a pack of cold capsules. She then returned to the kitchen, removed two capsules, and stuffed them into Little Peach's mouth.
"Eat!"
Little Peach: "..."
"Drink!" Mother Chen poured another glass of water.
Little Peach: "..."
"Drink!
Why are you looking at me like that? "Mother Chen frowned.
"No." Accepting the glass of water, Little Peach fell silent for a moment before saying in a low voice, "It's good to be human..."
…
Inside his locked bedroom, Chen Yu lay on the floor. When he heard the sound of Little Peach leaving the house, he sighed softly.
"Hopefully, she won't cause me any trouble..."
Standing up, Chen Yu sat back on his bed and quietly waited for the arrival of nine o 'clock.
Twenty-one minutes later, at nine o 'clock in the morning, a rotating space-time wormhole suddenly appeared in the air above his bedroom!
"It's here."
…
(Note: Thank you to "Little Devil," "Falling Moon," and "Master of Superpowers" for your 500 tips.)
(Note: Thank you to Brother Su Ranyou for your 1,000 tips!)