"Trash!"
"What a piece of trash!"
"Haven't you had enough of everything?
He couldn't do anything!
How could you forget to pick up the call when I asked you to take Second Bro to class!
What else can you do?
Why didn't I forget you back then? "
Inside the Chen family's living room, Chen Yu and Chen Yike were obediently sitting on the sofa, accepting their mother's scolding.
Chen Erke, who was holding a glass of iced red tea, and Chen Sanke, who was sucking on her finger, were watching happily.
"It won't happen again," Chen Yu said, raising his hand.
"Next time?
Do you think there's a next time? "
Mother Chen said angrily, "If my teacher didn't call me, you wouldn't even remember the day of your wedding!
Do you think I would dare to let you send me off? "
"Pfft … hahaha."
Chen Yike, who stood beside Chen Yu, couldn't help but laugh out loud. However, she quickly held back her laughter.
But Mother Chen had already shifted her attention to them.
"You're still laughing?
How can you have the face to smile?
It's understandable that your brother has always been careless, but you're a girl?
You can even forget your own sister, and you still have the nerve to laugh?! "
"Haha."
As the "victim", Chen Erke couldn't help but laugh.
Thus, Mother Chen shifted her focus again!
"I scolded them, not you, right?
Are you happy?
If your brother didn't come to pick you up, how could you stand outside like an idiot for an hour and a half? Is the northwest wind that delicious?
Don't you know how to call the teacher?
You can't remember my phone number, but you can't remember 110?
It wasn't easy for me to find a restaurant, and I just finished washing a plate because of you. Do you think the boss will still hire me? "
"Gegegege …"
This time, it was Chen Sanke who laughed out loud. After laughing a few times, she quickly shut her mouth, took two steps back, and awkwardly explained, "I … I'm still young."
"…" Mother Chen stared at Chen Sanke and nodded. "Okay, you're still young. When you grow up."
With that, Mother Chen picked up her purse, glared at the "Chen Family's Fourth Young Master", and left.
"Mom, where are you going?" Chen Yike shouted worriedly, "Didn't the boss not need you anymore?"
"I'm going to pay the electric bill!"
"Didn't you hand it in this morning?"
"I forgot!" Mother Chen shouted and then slammed the door shut.
Chen Yu: "..."
Chen Yike: "…"
Chen Erke: "…"
Chen Sanke: "…"
After Mother Chen left, the four members of the family looked at each other and dispersed to do their own things.
Yike memorized words, Erke drew, Sanke watched Erke draw …
Chen Yu, on the other hand, returned to his bedroom, locked the door, and pulled out the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory from under his bed, thinking about how to deal with it.
Although Transdimensional Marketing said that it would not release radiation, it was better to be safe than sorry.
Technological products were always unpredictable.
Didn't a company as large as Three Stars confuse bombs and batteries?
Both sides of the customers were dissatisfied.
He couldn't sell it.
Even if he gave it away, it wouldn't be easy.
Casually throwing it away was courting death.
There was no value in keeping it at home. Sooner or later, it would be troublesome to keep it at home.
This situation made Chen Yu feel slightly troubled.
He frowned and thought for a long time. He felt that it was indeed difficult for him to deal with it, so he took out his phone and contacted his salesperson.
[Chen Yu: "Are you there?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: I will always be online, Mr. Chen.]
[Chen Yu: "Are you a man or a woman?
Can you not make it sound so ambiguous?
I have goosebumps all over my body. "
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, I am a woman."]
[Chen Yu: "Oh. Go ahead then. I quite like listening to it."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "… How may I help you?"]
[Chen Yu: "I would like to ask a question."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, please speak."]
[Chen Yu: "If I can't use the technological products you sent to me and it's inconvenient for me to throw them away, can I return them to you?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "If you don't need the products you reviewed, you can recycle them."]
[Chen Yu: "Recycle?
Do you have money? "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I don't have money."]
[Chen Yu: "How can you call it recycling if you don't have money?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Although we don't have money, we will give you some small gifts according to the product's value."]
[Chen Yu: "What kind of gifts?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Is the product you want to return the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory?"]
[Chen Yu: "Do I have any other products?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Very well. I'll help you ask. Please wait a moment."]
As soon as the words "please wait" appeared, the other party's next WeChat message arrived.
[Transdimensional Marketing: "The Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory is worth a lot. We can give you one of the following three small gifts."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "1: Polar Mountain Spring Water; 2: Nutrient Mineral Water; 3: Extraterrestrial Purified Drinking Water."]
[Chen Yu: "I can only get three bottles of water?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "It's one bottle, Mr. Chen."]
[Chen Yu: "Aren't you guys a little too generous?"]
The other party didn't reply with a text, only sending a smiley face emoji.
[Chen Yu: "Tell me about the differences between these three bottles of water, then. The water from the future should have special effects, right?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Polar Mountain Spring Water is spring water collected from ice caves in the South Pole.
Nutrient Mineral Water is pure water that has been added with various life-sustaining and mineral nutrients.
Extraterrestrial Purified Drinking Water is water extracted from meteorites outside Earth. It is purified and purified. "]
[Chen Yu: "… So, it's really just three ordinary bottles of water?"]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Yes, Mr. Chen.
May I ask which one would you like to choose? "]
[Chen Yu: "I'm not choosing any of them!
I'm not exchanging, alright?! "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, please understand.
If you put yourself in my shoes, how much would the pager that was so expensive in the previous century be worth now? "]
[Chen Yu: "Don't tell me it's useless!
Just one bottle of water?
I'd rather bring that laboratory to my grave. "]
Humans were so strange.
In the beginning, Chen Yu had only thought that the other party could get rid of the "trash."
However, when the other party was willing to exchange "something," the other party said that the "thing" wasn't good enough …
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Please wait a moment. I'll help you apply again and see if I can exchange it for something you like."]
[Chen Yu: "If it's still water, you don't have to apply anymore."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Mr. Chen, there's something you don't know.
Non-synthetic, natural water will become a more precious beverage in the future. Its price will not be low. "]
[Chen Yu: "But I don't need it."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Alright, then. Please wait a moment."]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "According to your possible needs, I've applied for the new gifts.
One: Shorthand Support Headband; Two: Microkinetic Basketball Shoes; Three: Precision Positioning Slingshot. "]
Chen Yu's eyes lit up when he saw the names of the three gifts. He immediately typed a message.
[Chen Yu: "These three items are good!
Introduce them to me. "]
[Transdimensional Marketing: "In terms of price, these three gifts can't compare to the three bottles of water from before.
I think you should choose those water. "]
[Chen Yu: "I don't want you to think. I want what I think."]